“Huh? What the? Derpy? What’s going on?” I ask as a loud noise wakes me up, my car shuddering under some pressure. I’ve been sleeping in my car ever since I got here, being that it’s pretty much the only thing I have left. Luckily it’s a solar powered car, but it isn’t very fast so I can't get around this giant world all that well. I can at least use it to charge my phone. Looking out the window I find out that Derpy has grabbed the car. I look at my cell phone to see the time.

“Derpy, it’s two in the morning, go back to bed,” I say as she pulls the car over to her. I don’t know why I’m talking to her, she can’t hear me anyways. Her head comes into view, and I see that she’s still asleep, muttering to herself, uttering a quiet moan or two. “Oh dear, she’s having one of those dreams.”

I say with a sigh, a slight blush as I gaze at one of the signs of the dream. She’s managed to undo the buttons on her shirt and is massaging one of her breasts, the other’s nipple is quite erect.

“Wait, she’s having one of those dreams... and she’s grabbed my car! Nononononono! DERPY!” I yell as I grab for my phone, which miraculously still works here, and calling hers. Her ringtone plays loudly through the room but it doesn’t wake her up. “No. No. No! Of all the nights to be so deep asleep!”

Things only get worse as her other hand moves from her breast down to her panties.

“No Derpy! Don’t you do it! I don’t want to get to know you that well!” I exclaim as the giant teenager rolls into a kneeling position, her knees and head on the bed, her rump in the air. One hand pulling her panties down, the other pulling my car and I towards it. Her lower lips glisten. “Please Derpy, my car is not a Dildo!”

The trajectory changes however and I find myself headed for a different objective. “Oh Gosh Derpy! Why me?!” I ask looking to the roof of my car.

I hear more shudders coming from my car and can only watch in horror as the front of it is pushed against her giant pucker. “No Derpy! Please! I just had this car washed a few days ago!” I yell as her end starts to open, gradually allowing my car to enter. “Oh man, I hope I still get good reception in this tunnel!” The muscles inside grab and start pulling my car and me deeper, assisted along with her pushing. “No! No! NOO!!”

The muscles pass by the door windows and my only view outside is now the back window. I can only watch as it slowly gets further away before I’m fully sealed in her rump.

“W-well, there’s a good side to this, I’m in my car, so there’s a barrier between me and this nasty cavern.” I say to myself, watching as the hole gets further and further away. My car rounds a corner, the tunnel getting wider and less constrictive. “Come on Derpy. I don’t like rollercoasters.”

My car plunges further, quickly rounding another corner and taking me deeper inside.

“At least she went to the bathroom before bed.” I say with some relief, it’s still dirty and stinky but at least my car isn’t stuck in a turd. My car stops along the top of her large intestine, and a sudden quake signals that she has laid down again. “This is gonna be a long night.”

I don’t dare get out of my car, just incase she rolls in her sleep. Instead I have to wait. She’s still asleep, more than likely deep asleep. I would turn on my car and try to drive back to the entrance but the area is way to slick and driving would just get her muscles started again. So I wait, curling back up under my blanket and trying to get some sleep in the dank world of her gut.

I lurch awake as my ringtone wakes me up.

“Hello?” I ask tiredly, before I remember where I am. ‘I wish that was a dream.’

Looking around, I see that I’m not in her large intestine anymore, the tunnel around me looks much more constricted, with what looks like carpeting.

‘I-I’m in her small intestine now! That’s not possible, what’s going on here! It’s like her body is pushing me up to her stomach!’ But that was in fact what it was doing. I watch as the peristalsis go in reverse, pushing my car and me along with it deeper and deeper inside her.

“Jill, where are you?” I hear Derpy on the other end and echoing all around me sounding worried. “I’ve looked all over and I can’t find you! Are you okay, you aren’t running away are you?!”

“Derpy, I don’t know how to explain this, but the reason you can’t find me is because I’m inside you again, with my car.” I reply. “As to how I got into this mess is because you were dreaming, grabbed my car, and kinda shoved it up your butt. Now I’m somewhere in your small intestine, and your body seems to want to get me into your stomach the long way.”

Derpy pauses on the other end and suddenly the wall seems to cave in. It stops the car in it’s tracks and squeezes it for a moment.

“I-I found you! You’re right, you are in there. Um, I don’t think I can get you out now… I, uh, I guess we’ll have to wait until, you get up to my stomach, um, if that’s where you end up.”

“Y-yeah, I’ll send you a text when I get there, or something.” I reply, still wondering how this was happening, even as the muscles continued moving my car through her intestine the wrong way. “Um, s-so, I’ll talk to you later.”

I hung up the phone after her own goodbye.

So that’s how my day continues from that point, slowly moving up her intestines as she goes through her school day. At one point she talks to Twilight about it, who offers to do research on the subject but she's pretty sure she’s heard of digestive tracts going in reverse on the rare occasion. Slowly but surely the car is pushed up into her stomach. I send her a quick text telling her that I’m in there. Unfortunately she can’t do anything about it since she’s in school. So I’m stuck here until she’s able to leave and cough me and my car up.

At least now I’m in a familiar setting. The wrinkled walls slowly expanding and contracting as it works on her lunch. Her stomach acid dripping from the ceiling and sliding down the walls, the squelches and glorps of the pile of food shifting and churning. Her breathing and heart beat are clearer and less far away.

When the school day ends her stomach shakes as she rushes somewhere, probably a bathroom. My car and I are coughed up into her mouth, and I realize that I just took the full trip through her body, in reverse. She gets me out and hands me something to eat before pocketing my car and carrying me back to her home. Hopefully we don’t go through a repeat tonight.

Author's Notes:

Written by Jerec. Edited by me. Hope you all enjoy. Also, remember, if you want to add a chapter of your own just PM it to me and I'll post it!