As we made our way to Cloudsdale Rainbow Dash told me about all the cool stuff we'll be able to see while we're there. Through Pinkie did warn me not to try the liquid rainbow saying it was way spicy. I just sat there driving while listening to everything she said as we'were getting close to our destination.

"There it is!" Dash screamed as she pointed out the front window.

I looked all around in front of us not seeing any sign of a town or city until I looked back to her and followed where she was pointing. Looking up, in the sky I could start to make out the outline of a city. A city in the clouds a city made of clouds of course Cloudsdale I get it. I don't know if I can handle any more pony puns and now the cloud walking spell makes more sense.

"Ah, girls, I have just one question," I said as I slowed down as we were, right under the cloud city.

"What's that big guy?" Dash asked me.

"How are we going to get this up there?" I said pointing from the RV to the city.

"Don't fret sugarcube Twi said she's got something for that," AJ said as I shut off the motor only to hear a beep of a small horn.

Getting up I moved to the side door opening it and stepping outside. The girls followed me as we looked around until we spotted a small dust cloud as it got closer and the sound of an engine could be heard. Taking a better look I finally could make out what it was thinking first that they were driving one of the SUV's that was shot down by the sound of the motor it was high pitched and most of all whatever it was it was low to the ground. I or we didn't have to wait long, as whatever it was as it came to a screeching halt in front of us we still had to wait for the dust to settle. But when it did I was looking, as Twilight was climbing out of. Well the best I could describe it the skeletal frame of a Polaris Slingshot but it only had the driver's seat for now and the tires look more like SUV treads. But what got me the most was there was no gas tank.

"Twilight what is that?" I asked pointing at the thing she climbed out of.

She lifted off the goggles she was wearing and looked at me sheepishly. "Well I was at the house reading some of the books in the Library and why did you give Spike a gun he's too young and furthermore he's going out and taking care of the monsters while you're gone," She said stepping closer to me looking a little angry.

"Good for him it'll keep his skills sharp as for the other I explain later but first what is that and how did you make it run without fuel?" I said standing my ground and again pointing at the car as it were.

Twilight just sighed knowing I had my reasons, with Spike, seeing as he was my son. " Fine but we'll talk when you get back mister," She said pointing her hoof at me. "As I was saying I was reading in the library when I came across some books about vehicles construction maintenance and designs. They were fascinating and I remembered you saying that you had spare parts in the garage so I found the simplest design and altered it for pony physiology and engineered the engine to run on magical induced crystals instead of fossil fuels and viola the Mark II Patten Pending," She said looking so proud of what she built.

"Really the Mark II what happened to the Mark I?" Dash asked before I could.

Twilight averted her eyes pawing at the ground.

"Twilight please tell me whatever happened to the Mark I happened outside the garage," I said looking at her pleading that it did happen outside.

"Of course, I tried it out in the field near the forest and I also used a duplicating spell to make all the parts I needed so you still have all that stuff back home," She said looking at me as if insulted her intelligence.

"I didn't mean it that way Twi, I was just worried about you and any other pony getting hurt that's all and besides I really like the idea of the crystal thing maybe when we get home we can change the engines in all my vehicles," I said making her smile before she jumped on me knocking me down.

"You mean it really oh I'm so happy," Twilight said as she hugged me.

All this time Twilight and I were talking Dash, Pinkie, and AJ was checking out the sweet ride as Dash called it. They were taking turns sitting in the driver's seat seeing that it did fit a ponies form a lot better than mine.

"Hey Twilight this thing is awesome I can't wait to get one," Dash said as she hovered around the frame.

"Thanks, Rainbow but it's got a long way to go before anypony can drive it safely I still have a few more test but after that, I think we can talk to Celestia and Luna about putting up some bits to start producing this or others for all ponies to use," She said as a twinkle was in her eye.

"Sure and we can call it the Mustang Automotive and Transportation Company INC.," I said laughing to myself only to stop when I saw Twilight writing the name I said down on a scroll.

"That's a brilliant name when I get back I'll set up it up that no pony can use it," She said smiling.

I didn't even bother trying to tell her I was joking I don't think it would have worked. but I did remind her that we needed the cloud walking spell. After a little laugh, the spell was cast and I found out that since the vehicles weren't alive the spell was permanent. So Dash flew up and gathered a bunch of clouds bringing them down to the ground where I drove the RV and trailer onto them. Before we took off I gave Twilight a long kiss for luck and thanks, I also gave her one of the suits pinkie had but this one was her color and had her Cutie Mark on it as well as a headset so she could call if something happened (God forbid knock on wood etc.) to her on the way home. After one more kiss and a grope of her flank, we watched as Twilight drove off back to Ponyville.

"So are we ready cause I want to see whats so great about Cloudsdale," I said as I climbed back in th RV.

"So great duh everything," Dash said as she flew over to the driver's side window.

"Name three things that make it so great," I said looking at her skeptically.

" Well, all the weather for Equestria is made there,"

That's one

"The Wonderbolts the best flying team is from there,"

That's two

" And, and two of you marefriends happen to have been born there," She said with a smug look.

That's three

"Ok, ok you win now how do we get this," I said point at the RV, "Up there?" Moving my finger to the city above us.

Dash just smiles and flew to the front of the cloud and with just a flick of her hoof, we started to rise in the air.

I have to admit it was pretty cool but scary at the same time the idea of floating on clouds still struck me as weird but then being able to walk on clouds made it exciting. We were slowly rising in the air and I finally got a chance to see exactly how high in the sky Cloudsdale really was. Let me just say this being an earthbound person and stepping out on to a cloud to look down on a scale of 1 to 10 the pucker factor was eight. I was still a little scared but as long as the girls were with me I felt better. It didn't take long for us to finally reach the edge of the city Dash made sure the clouds linked up and then I carefully drove the RV on to the main structure of Cloudsdale. Dash jumped back inside and we got ready to head towards her parent's place.

"Ok, Big Guy, just head down the road and turn left when we pass the Weather Factory," She said pointing to one of the biggest building I ever saw.

I know Dash wanted us to get there fast but I had to go slow due to the fact we had to stop several times when ponies would gather around and stare at us. It wasn't until three Pegasi showed up in matching spandex suits and proceed to disperse the crowd, were we able to move a little better. I figured that they must be the famous Wonder Bolts for two reasons the first Dash was having a fangasm and squeeing like a filly and second I recognized the uniforms from seeing Dash in hers. I know they need to be aerodynamic and all but skintight is just pushing it, for one thing, the stallion of the group Soarin looked like a mare not that I like looking at other guys junk but still and the other thing is Spitfire and Fleetfoot were showing off very noticeable cameltoes or is it called ponytoes, well whatever they're called, you can definitely tell if those three ever got horny. But enough about that we were finally able to get moving and make it to Dash's parent's place and just across the street as it were was the Shy family home. Yes, I know what you're thinking and yes I going to kill two birds with one stone so to speak. So after parking, the RV Pinkie AJ and I watched as Dash went up to the door of the cloud house. Before she even knocked on the door it burst open and standing there were Rainbow Dash's parents. Her father had her or was it she had his rainbowed color mane and tail but the mother's fur color was closer to Dash's though even from here I could see that her dad was as tall as Big Mac.

"Oh, this is so wonderful our little speedster came to visit and she brought her Coltfriend too," Her mother said almost screaming it.

"Mom you're embarrassing me and how did you know I have a Coltfriend?" Dash said blushing.

"Oh please, we may not act like we did before but we do still get the newspaper," Her dad says as he comes outside. "Now, how about you introducing us to this Brian we read so much about,"

Hearing that I made my way outside to greet Rainbow's parents only to stop dead in my tracks as a loud scream of the word monster was heard. I was about to say something when I was brought down to the ground by a pony on my back.

"Keep down son a Bugbear will always go after the biggest thing around," The voice said sounding like a stallion version of Fluttershy.

I turned to see it was a teal blue stallion with a white mane and tail with a mustache wearing a sweater and laying next to us was a mare with almost the colors as Fluttershy except her mane and tail were a darker pink.

"Yes oh, do listen to my husband, after all, we wouldn't want anything to happen to Fluttershy's coltfriend," The mare said in the same tone of voice as her husband.

Ater hearing that I knew who they were and I was glad to meet them, I just wish it was under better circumstances. I could hear the sounds of screams and yelling out orders from other ponies. I looked around and saw Rainbow Applejack and Pinkie were helping the Wonderbolts as they tried to fight well it did look like a bear and a bug so Bugbear was the right thing, to call it.

As I laid there I felt so helpless but then it hit me I a human I am a Monster Hunter I am the Alpha Apex Predator and most importantly I have a shit load of guns and other weapons. So gently lifting Mister Shy off me I smiled at him and his wife before climbing into the RV and grabbing a few things. I knew I couldn't use deadly force seeing as I was inside the city and Cloudsdale was out of my jurisdiction so looking around I found what I was looking for. Unknown to me but at that time Shy's parents also climbed into the RV and began looking around.

I looked over at them and smiled. " All I ask is, you don't try and drive this thing while I 'm gone and by the way thank you for protecting me. But if I always needed to be saved what kind of a guy would I be for your daughter?" I said as I gather everything up and headed outside.

I looked down the street and saw that they were having trouble with Yoggy or is it Bo-Bo? I yelled to get my girls attention as I made my way over to them.

"What in tarnation you doing out here, don't ya know what this thing is?" Applejack asked me as she ran over to stand beside me.

"Yeah it's a Bugbear and they are very dangerous even for us trained professionals," Spitfire said as she to join the group.

I know that and I know I can't use one of my guns because we're in a highly populated area so I thought you ponies might like to use these?" I said placing what was in my arms down for all of them to see.
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A pegasus stallion with a dumbbell on his flank scoffed. "What are those little sticks suppose to do freak?"

I picked one up and stuck the two metal ends of it against his side and pushed the button a second later he was on the ground unable to move. "They do that," I said not even looking at him.

"Woah, that's effective, what the Buck do you use these on?" Spitfire asked me.

"Moose mostly but sometimes grizzlies now all you have to do it hit that thing a few times with these and it'll take the hint and leave but if that doesn't work you use this stuff and whatever you do don't spay it, on you or another pony," I said pacing out four cans of Bear repellent.

"Ooooh, whats this?" Pinkie said looking at the spray cans.

"Remember what you told me about, liquid rainbow?" I said making her nod with a frown. " This is hotter and smells like a skunk so don't get any on you or near your eyes," I said looking at her with a serious face.

With that, I watched as Spitfire grabbed two of the cattle prods and a can of spray while my girls took the rest and they all headed back over to deal with the monster. I stood there for a moment and admired what they were doing ponies were fighting off a predator and a big one at that it was about the same size as a manticore and the stinger on the things Ass was a foot long so if anyone got hit by that thing they would be really hurt or dead if it was poisonous. During this, I kept an eye on what was happening while I aided Dash and Shy's parents in getting the innocent bystanders out of the way. Oh, don't think I wasn't safe I grabbed a shotgun and filled it with beanbags first then just in case the last two rounds were Dragon's breath.
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So I didn't need to worry too much. But luckily they drove off the thing with a unified attack using the prods they got the thing to move where they wanted it to go and then the only use one can of spray and I have to say this that Bugbear will think twice before coming around any ponies for a long time. To show their gratitude for helping the girls and I got free tickets to see the Wonderbolts performing at the stadium. Which was kind of redundant seeing as Dash is a Wonderbolt and she gets free tickets for her family all the time now? But it's the thought that counts plus I'm getting a weird feeling about Spitfire she 's been eyeing me for a while and to be honest I'm starting to get nervous.

It had gotten later than I thought and I knew it was getting close to dinner time seeing as how Pinkie's and my stomaches were rumbling. But there was a problem see I wanted to have dinner with both Dash's and Shy's parents so I could talk with them but neither house had enough room for all eight of us. Not to mention that a bunch of neighbors and the Wonderbolts were still out and wanted to get to know me as well. So the only thing I could think of was to have a Fiesta de Barrio Pulling Pinkie and the girls aside I told them my plan. I already knew Pinkie would love it, being a party and all but AJ and Dash like it when I told them that booze was mandatory.

Gathering all the ponies around us I explained what was going on and in a flash, there were tables and chairs lined up down the center of the street. I found out that ponies from all over town came, for the party so I knew we needed to make lots of food but what worried me the most was did I have enough alcohol. That answer as solved when AJ pulled out a crate of Sweet Apple Hard Cider from a storage compartment on th RV. I pulled out my two grills from another compartment one a gas grill the other charcoal and set them up. Luckily for me, Cloudsdale didn't only have Pegasi but Bat and Thestral ponies and I know they like me eat meat so I didn't feel bad when I fried up some ground venison to eat oh I did make vege-burgers for the others but they call them Hayburgers for some reason. We even mad vege-cabobs, salad, and Pinkie even made a big cake for everyone to have.

To even kick this party up a notch we hooked up some speakers Pinkie pulled out of nowhere and I am not going to ask how. I put on a shuffle of songs for parties and I will say this Fluttershy's parents may be a little timider than her but with one bottle of cider in each and them and they are Twilight dancing.

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We were having so much fun I even got talked into singing a couple songs for all of them an I knew just the ones. I first started with something that would get them all moving then I would turn up the juice.

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After that like I said I turned up the juice and let me tell you I won't have been surprised if the heard us in Manehatten.

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Even though it wasn't country Applejack was busting moves with the rest of us, but the winner had to be Soarin he was the only pony to be able to do that leaning thing. The party continued for hours I got to know more of the ponies especially my mares families, and I about to get their blessings but Dash's dad Bow Hothoof was a little worried about our foals if we were going to have any. I told him that we were and he didn't need to worry they would be perfectly healthy and ponies for the most part. That's when his wife Windy Whistles and Shy's parents came over. And for the love of me, I can remember their names.
But they join the conversation.

"What the buck do you mean ponies for the most part?" Bow practically yelled.

"That's what I what to know as well are our daughters is some kind of danger if they have foals with you not that it's a bad thing," Flutterdad said back in his timid voice.

"Hey what's going on here?" Dash asked as she flew over to my side.

"Yeah, I want to know as well," Applejack said trotting over to us.

"Why don't you answer the question?" Bow said stepping in between Rainbow and myself.

"If you'll just give me a minute I could," I started to say before getting a little upset.

"Whoa, whoa whats going on dad just calm down?" Rainbow said moving around to stand in front of her father.

"No, not until he tells us what's going on?" Bow said looking angrier.

"What's all this hollering about?" Applejack asked as she came over.

"I was trying to tell them about what our foals but he won't give me a chance," I said pointing to Bow.

"Ok then tell us,"Bow said stepping back still looking mad.

"Alright now first off none of the girls are in any danger of having a baby it's just when we do they won't be born a normal pony like their mothers or any of one," I said letting that sink in. " They will be born a hybrid a cross between a pony and human, oh they will still look like a pony but the will walk on two hooves and have hands like mine," I said making the four parents looked at me a little confused.

"You mean they'll be like a minotaur but only a pony?" Windy asked as she thought about it.

Yes exactly they'll have all their pony abilities plus the dexterity of a human," I said as I wiggled my fingers. " And these traits will be passed on to their children as well it's called anthropomorphism or anthro for short," I said as I pulled out a picture from my pocket that Discord made for me of the girls as anthros.

See this is just what the girls would look like as anthros but now picture them as our children," I said handing or hoofing the picture over to them.

The four of them looked at the picture before Flutterdad spoke up. "But if they look like this won't it be hard for them to find their special somepony?"

"No way Silly Billy because if whoever loves them won't care what they look like and I think all of you are missing the big picture here," Pinkie said as she just popped up out of nowhere. " You all get to have grandfoals you get to love and spoil," She said throwing her hooves into the air.

After hearing that Fluttermom and Windy each looked at their husbands and to each other smiling as both of them could picture in their minds of cute grandfoals they could hold in their hooves making both mares sigh with joy.

As this was happing the picture was picked up by a few stallions namely Dumbbell, Hoops, and Soarin. "Dude if this is what his daughters are going to look like grown up I will defiantly be interested," Dumbbell said making the other two nodded in agreement.

"Hey, that's our granddaughters you talking about and you think we'd let you even come near them you got another thing coming," Bow said as he walked over a snatched the picture from them.

"Oh, boys I just want you to know this if any of you even think about doing anything to any of our daughters when they're older I'll geld ya," Pinkie said with what could only be described as a sadistic smile.

That was all it took and the three of them took off so fast I could have sworn they did their own Sonic Rainbooms this made all of us laugh. After that everything went back to normal and the party continued. I decided to step away from everyone to just think about all of this, It was really happening the girl's families were giving their blessings for us to be together. I had to sit down as I started to panic I was going to be married to no one but multiple mares and we were going to have kids together.

As I sat on a bench with my hands covering my face I felt someone come and sit next to me. Lifting my head I turned to see it was Spitfire she just sat there looking at me.

"Can I help you?" I asked.

"No, not really I was just wondering if you were ok you looked like the world was crashing down all around ya," She said before looking out over the city. " It nice isn't it?" She said not looking at me.

"I turned and look at the direction she was and I just stared in awe the way the cloud city looked. "Yay, it is," I said still staring.

I love it here it's just I wish my little sister could see it too," She said taking a deep breath. " See she can't stay here because, she cant fly," She said turning to look at me.

Is she an Earthpony or a..." I began to say before she shook her head.

"No, she a Pegasus but her wings don't work very well and it would be dangerous for her to live here so our dad took her to live in Ponyville seeing as he is one of Princess Twilights Guards," She said looking at the ground. I just wish we could be a family again I know she ok she got Rainbow dash looking out for her and all but I'm her big sister and, and I don't even know anything about her," Spitfire said before breaking down and crying.

I just reached out and pulled her into a hug letting her cry. "It's alright let it out," I said before a thought came to me. "Spitfire what did you mean when you said Scootaloo's wings didn't work right?" I asked her to get her to look up at me confused about how I knew who she was talking about." I know you sister very well she happens to be one of my son's Fillyfriends," I said smiling.

It took her a few minutes to calm down before she told me what the Pegasus Doctors told her parents. " They said there was this thing on her back between her wings and it was making her wings grow slower than normal and they did know what to do," She said looking back down to the ground.

Thinking about it, it sounded like a tumor I then gave Spitfire one more hug and a reassuring smile. "I think I know what it is and there might be a way to fix it," I said standing back up and heading back to the RV with Spitfire right on my heels.

Getting inside I went right for the CB all the time she kept asking me what I meant and if it was true. Turning on the radio I waited for a second.

Flamethrower you got your ears on

H hello is that you Brian?

Twilight

Yes, it's me this device is so amazing it sounds like you in the room with me.

Yay, that's what it sounds like to me too but I need your help.

Are you in trouble I'll come right away.

No, no, everything's fine I just want you to go, into the library and find a book on human anatomy for me

Oh, that one I have it right here it's so fascinating Zecora and I were reading it earlier did you know humans have multiple ways of preventing toxins from entering their bodies

Well I know of a few but right now I need you to look up the glands for growth and what their call and locations sweetie

He, he ok let's see growth ah here it is the Anterior Pituitary Gland it says it produces growth hormone, which regulates growth, metabolism and body composition why do you want to know

I'll explain in a bit now do you know if ponies have these same glands and where they're located

Not on hoof but the doctors at the hospital would know why are you asking this I'm getting worried

I sorry sweetheart it's just I think I know how to help Scootaloo so she can fly

What you mean it but how

From what her sister told me I think there a tumor constricting her pituitary gland for her wings to grow properly and if we can remove it and hopefully her wings will begin to grow

That's amazing I get right on it and let you know what I find out and oh Brian if this works you'll be giving a little filly her greatest wish

Putting the receiver back down I turn and look at Spitfire. "Now, all we can do is wait," I said as I was tackled into a hug with her saying thank you over and over through tear filled eyes.

Patting her on the back I lifted her off of me and set her on the floor. "Your welcome but you got to remember that this isn't foolproof it might not work so don't thank me just yet all I did was put this option on the table," I said now hoping that it works.

"I know but none of us could think or do anything and you come along and give us all hope," She said hugging me once more.

As this was happening I looked, behind Spitfire to see my girls and my soon to be in-laws looking at us with smiles on the faces.

"How long have all of you been there?" I asked as Spitfire stepped away from me blushing at being caught at what she was doing.

"Since you, two came in here and I will say this I couldn't be prouder to have you marrying my daughter," Bow said stepping forward to offer his hoof to me.

"The same goes for us," Flutterdad said looking at me smiling.
I seriously got to learn his and his wife's names.

We decided to go back outside and see how the party was going but Spitfire asked if she could stay inside just in case Twilight called back with news. I told her it was ok, in fact after the party she slept with us not in the same bed but in the RV.

When morning came we were greeted with really good news it turns out that last night Twilight had a specialist look at Scoots and after reading the anatomy book he did find the tumor and removed it. With a little help from Twilights, Lunas, and Celestia own magic Scootaloos wings started to grow a little at first but they were growing. That was great news the bad news was when Scoots learned she wouldn't be able to use her wings for at least a week so to not damage the muscles and tendons, was like telling her that Rainbow Dash sucked. The doctors said it would take about two months for her wings to grow to full-size but not to push her self for at least a year so no Sonic Rainbooms.

We decided to cut our trip short seeing as we had a guest joining us heading back to Ponyville and I wanted to see the Wonderbolts Academy. But when Spitfire told her mother Stormy Flare about Scootaloo she decided to just move to Ponyville to be with her youngest Daughter. Spits didn't have a problem with this it just gave her a reason as she put it to come and visit me. Hearing that Dash just laughed jokingly saying that if I keep this up I going to get every mare in Equestria joining my herd which I thought wasn't really funny. But like I said we were heading back home with Stormy Flare in tow and she kept thanking me for helping her little filly. I told her she should thank the doctors they were the real heroes not me all I did was give them an idea they did all the work.

As we were driving back I thought my life was perfect and nothing could go wrong. How wrong I was.

Dad

Yay Spike, I hear ya

Dad, something happened to the... Pinkie just needs to get back here now

After hearing the tone in his voice I looked back to look at Pinkie, her hair went flat and her face looked so sad like she knew what it was. Without thinking I pushed on the gas peddle getting us home.

Author's Notes:

Just to let you know these are the types of vehicles Twilight and I decided to make for Ponykind.
These first ones are for every pony out there.

And these ones are what we decided to make for the girls.
Rainbow Dash because it can fly.

Pinkie Pie this is her real Party Wagon.

Applejack plain and simple farmpony.

Rarity and Sassy both wanted this you can guess why.

Fluttershy this one was a big surprise.

Twilight she just likes the way it looked.

Luna, it's fast, black, and powerful need I say more.

Spike, he wanted something so he could drive as he put it his ladies around in style.One problem he can't reach the pedals yet.

Merry just wanted something easy and economical.

Zecora love what hers was going to look like.

As for Tai and Discord something big enough for the family and flashy guess who wanted flashy.