Author's Notes:

I would like to thank all of you who voted it means a lot that you care about the story.

 The girls haven't decided what to do about Merry yet. It hasn't been a day so I figured not to worry about it right now after all I did say she could stay as long as she liked. So I'm going to keep doing what I was doing and get to know the girls more. Today and tomorrow were Applejack's days so I got the RV and hooked up the trailer loading the Range Rover on it. When that was done I made my way to Sweet Apple Acres to pick up AJ. It turns out that she thought it would be a good idea if I met a few other members of the Apple family. So we're headed for Appleloosa to see her cousin Braeburn and some other members of the family. I decided to take the RV because the length of time on the train would be twelve to fourteen hours and it would only be five to six this way due to the stops and the way they laid out the tracks. I mean a snake isn't as windy as these things. Who ever drew these up must have been drunk off their ass or stoned out of their mind. But that doesn't matter now because the old trails the ponies used to get from town to town are perfect for use. Picture logging roads that are like new.

So anyway I got to the farm and low and behold there was Rainbow Dash standing at the gate. I knew something was up for two reasons the first being it wasn't even dawn yet and Rainbow, was wide awake and second she had saddlebags with her. I was about to ask her what was up when Applejack called to me.
"Hey, there Sugarcube hope you don't mind ifin' Rainbow comes with us?" AJ said as she got closer to us. "When she heard that we'd be taking you RV thingy she wouldn't stop begging to come along," AJ said making Rainbow blush.

"Well you said you'd teach us how to drive so I thought maybe I could come along," Rainbow said looking at the ground.

I walked over lifting her head to look at me. I think that would be nice after all road trips are always better with more people or ponies," I said smiling at her.
Rainbow Dash smiled back before jumping on her hind legs and giving me a kiss before flying it to the RV to put her stuff away.

"Yeah let's get this road on the show," A voice said from inside.

I looked through the door to see Pinkie Pie sitting in the driver's seat.

"Uhm Pinkie what are you doing here?" I asked her.

"Weeeelll you did say that road trips are better with more ponies so I figured I'd make it even more fun if I came along," She said smiling.
Before I could say anything Applejack walked past me to get on board turning to look at me.

"Well come on let's get going we got some distance to cover and I 'd like to leave before sunrise and any more ponies show up," She said taking a seat.

"Fine then let's go but if I do this right then we will need to be gone for six days that way each of you gets two days just like everypony else," I said as I picked up Pinkie so I could get behind the wheel." I just wish I could leave the others a note letting them know about this and to have Spike stay at the house for me to keep Merry and the foals company and safe," I said as Pinkie disappeared from my arms only to show up again at the door with a big smile.

"All done Twilight knows about our trip and Spike is at the house watching over everything and ponies there so now can we go?" She said looking at me.

Not wanting to question how she did it I just sat down and started the engine. Looking around at the now three mares I put the RV in gear and headed off down the road. After a few minutes, I decided to turn on the radio looking for some music but only finding out there was only talk shows or news on so I switched it to my CD player and started one of the best travel songs I knew. I started to sing and then the others joined in.

Life's like a road that you travel on
When there's one day here and the next day gone
Sometimes you bend and sometimes you stand
Sometimes you turn your back to the wind

There's a world outside every darkened door
Where blues won't haunt you anymore
Where the brave are free and lovers soar
Come ride with me to the distant shore

We won't hesitate
To break down the garden gate
There's not much time left today

Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long
If you're going my way
I wanna drive it all night long

Through all these cities and all these towns
It's in my blood, and it's all around
I love you now like I loved you then
This is the road, and these are the hands

From Mozambique to those Memphis nights
The Khyber Pass to Vancouver's lights
Knock me down and back up again
You're in my blood, I'm not a lonely man

There's no load I can't hold
A road so rough this I know
I'll be there when the light comes in
Just tell 'em we're survivors

Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long
If you're going my way
I wanna drive it all night long

Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme yeah

Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long
If you're going my way
I wanna drive it all night long

There was a distance between you and I
A misunderstanding once
But now we look in the eye

Ooh... yeah!

There ain't no load that I can't hold
A road so rough this I know
I'll be there when the light comes in
Just tell 'em we're survivors

Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long (All night long, yeah, yeah)
If you're going my way
I wanna drive it all night long

Gimme, gimme, gimme,
Gimme, gimme, yeah

Life is a highway (Life is a Highway)
I wanna ride it all night long (ooh... yeah)
If you're going my way (If you're going my way)
I wanna drive it all night long (All night long, yeah. Come, on)

Gimme, gimme, gimme,
Gimme, gimme, gimme, yeah

Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long (Yeah, I wanna drive it all night long, baby)
If you're going my way (If you're going my way)
I wanna drive it all night long (All night long...)
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"Oh man, that was great what was that song?" Rainbow Dash asked after it was over.

"Life is a Highway by Rascal Flats and if you liked that one get a load of these," I said pushing a few buttons to set the changer on random traveling music. The girls looked at the screen and a list of songs came up and it was a long list of over 500 songs. To be kind I'm just going to list of a few so you can get a sense of what music I would consider road trip worthy.
“Sweet Home Alabama” – Lynyrd Skynyrd, Applejack said this song is one of the best she's ever heard.
“(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (To Party!)” – The Beastie Boy, Pinkie put this on her favorites list.
“White & Nerdy” – “Weird Al” Yankovic, Another, Pinkie favorite. Actually, she likes all of Weird Al's songs.
“Fun, Fun, Fun” – the Beach Boys, And another Pinkie favorite I wonder why?
“Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” – Cyndi Lauper, Another one of Pinkies favorites.
“Ring of Fire” – Johnny Cash, To be honest, I think Applejack just likes country music.
“It’s Raining Men” – the Weather Girls, All the girls love this song especially Pinkie.
“Born to Be Wild” – Steppenwolf, Rainbow Dash really loves this one.
And of course …“Bohemian Rhapsody” – Queen, As Rainbow said hearing this song. It was totally Awesome and Pinkie agreed.

Sorry about that but I did say a few after all I have over Four hundred songs for road trips. To answer your question we did listen to all of them in the nine hours to get to Appaloosa. I say nine hours because we stopped along the way so I could teach the girls how to drive the Range Rover. It wasn't too hard to teach them although Applejack wanted to learn how to drive the RV also. So here we are Applejack steering the RV and Rainbow driving the rover with me and Pinkie being co-pilots. I just gave up trying to figure out how Pinkie got a hold of three ponified racing equipment.
Like this but for a pony minus the gloves and boots.
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We kept in contact with each other through the shortwave radio/CBs in all my vehicles. That part took a little time to explain especially the part about the hand held so I just skipped it and hooked up the hands-free or headsets so all of us could listen and speak to each other. So that's where we're at now driving down the road about an hour out of Appleloosa. Even though it's big the RV ain't slow, AJ and I kept up with Dashie and Pinkie the whole way. See as the Rover had tracks making it run slower than normal. I made sure we stayed between sixty and seventy MPH just to be safe. FYI every engine from the vehicles to the generators, are multi-fuel or M. A. N. designed engines meaning any combustible liquid can be used as fuel.
But like I said we were heading to town and I got a little worried knowing full well that no ponies other than Ponyville ponies have seen me or anything of mine.

"Rainbow got your ears on?" I said on the headset.

"Yeah, I hear ya what ya want, big guy?" Dash answered back.

"I was thinking of stopping just outside of town seeing that they've never seen me or the rigs and I don't want to scare the hell out of any of them," I said into the mouth piece.

"Roger that, hey maybe we could make a wide turn and park 'em at Braeburn's place in the orchard?" Pinkie said over the headset.

I looked over to see Applejack nod at the idea before calling back to tell them to follow us and turn down or off the radio cause I could hear it from inside the RV. Only to receive a reply of giggles from Rainbow and Pinkie followed by an apology. As we made our way around the town keeping our distance so not to spoke them we entered the orchard on the far side and made our way closer to Braeburns house. Stopping a good hundred feet away we were about to get out when AJs cousin comes running out of his house with a pitchfork charging right for us.

"Braeburn what in tarnation y'all think ya doing It's me y'alls cousin Applejack, I done told you we be coming for a visit now," Applejack yelled out the driver's window making her cousin stop in his tracks.

Applejack that you what Y'all doing in that monster?" He asked tilting his head as he looked from the RV to the Rover. They kind a look like a train but ain't on no tracks,"

"We'll explain everything," She said as she made her way to the door opening it and climbing out to greet her cousin. "Now put that pitchfork away and give me a hug cuz," AJ said raising her hoof.

After their hug, Braeburn greeted Dash and Pinkie with a tip of his hat. Then, I decided to make an appearance known and lest just say this was not my first time to have a stallion scream like a little girl and faint but it was one of the funniest first place going to Blue Blood. Although he did take it in stride and laughed it off he wasn't like what everyone said he be if fact I found out why he and Rarity never hit it off. Like the Marines Corps motto Blue Blood is always looking for a few good men. If you know what I mean?

But back to the story as I was saying after Braeburn's little episode I was introduced as AJ future husband. Let's just say I might need to have my back checked after the hug I got from him. I did get to meet his young wife Little Strongheart when she came outside to see what was going on.
Yep, you heard it here another fan fave shipping and there might be more to come.
Little Strong heart reacted better than her husband did by coming up to me and shaking my hand.

"I must say I have not seen your kind before may I ask what you are?" Strongheart asked me.

"I'm a human and I come from another world and It is a pleasure to meet you Mrs. Apple," I said smiling at her.

After our greeting and Braeburn being woken up by a bucket of water, we headed inside their house to have some lunch and to get to know more about each other. During our conversation, I mentioned that Stronghearts people were like the Native Americans of my world. I even told her about an old friend of mine named John Lightfoot who was a Navajo Windtalker or code talker during World War Two. They didn't like the war part of the story but did like it that the code was just the Navajo language. We talked for a good hour until Braeburn thought it would be a good idea to show me around Appleloosa. So while Applejack and Strongheart went to gather the rest of the Apples in town Dash, Pinkie, and I followed Braeburn to town. The town is just like what you'd expect from the old west it had a saloon called the Salt Lick a jail with a sheriff sitting in a chair sleeping. There were a lot of ponies out walking around as well, some were looking at me with curiosity and some with fear but I just took it all in stride. Our tour ended back at the ranch where I got to meet more Apple family members as well as Stronghearts father Cheif Thunderhooves in his headdress and all. What I wasn't ready for was to be set down on a blanket across from Thunderhooves and got to witness and partake in a Pipe Ceremony. During the ceremony, the Cheif would explain what was being done. All I could do was sit and listen to him. My friend John Lightfoot never told me about the ceremony but he did tell me all about the Kachina masks and Skinwalkers. I even got to join in the Kachina dance I was given the honor of portraying Hon The White Bear. The Bear Kachina can come in many colors, including yellow, black and white. He is very powerful, a strong warrior and can cure sickness. But that is another story, right now I am taking part in another sacred ceremony. After it was finished I was accepted into the tribe and even given a name Matoska Ciye meaning Brother White Bear.

I had a ball spending time with everypony and Buffalo but the time was getting late and we needed to get some sleep so saying good night to them all, the girls and I made our way over to the RV for some much, needed sleep and we didn't have sex for very long just me eating them out and a little tit job by Pinkie before shooting a load in each of their mouths. Sleeping that night once again I entered my dream world to be greeted by all of my mares in their anthro forms but this time there was one more present. Merry was brought in so the girls could tell her of their decision. Seeing that Merry was scared I went over to her and held her close to me.

"Don't worry remember what I said no matter what you will always have a place to live you and the foals," I said as I held her in my arms feeling her trembling.

"Now we have talked this over and come to a decision," Luna said as she gestured to Zecora to speak.

"This decision we had to make was quite a bother. But do not fret you are part of this herd and those foals shall have a father, " Zecora said as she walked over and took Merry into a loving sisterly hug.

Merry stood there in shock at first before breaking down into tears hugging Zecora back. I watched as the others came over and began hugging the newest member of our herd. I was about to join them when I felt as if someone was watching me I looked around until I saw two eyes looking at me from the darkness. They were teal in color with slits like cats eyes the only thing was even if the looked scary I only felt sadness and loneliness from them. I started to walk towards them but stopped when they disappeared. Still a little worried about them I turned my attention back to the others. Walking over I was pulled into the group hug giving each one of them a kiss and saying thank you for allowing Merry to be part of the Herd. Feeling good I decided to show the girls what my world was like so concentrating I brought up places from my memories. Like the Great Wall, Yellowstone Park, The Pyramids of Giza, and my Grandmothers home.
The last one may not be important to you but it was my home.
As they looked in awe at the sights I pulled Twilight over to the side to talk to her.

"Twili listen I know you want to learn all about these places," I said making her shake her head rapidly. "So here's what going to happen I'll call Spike over the radio tomorrow and have him get everything setup so you and anyone else can watch some DVD's that you might like."

Hearing that, She jumped me knocking me down kissing me over and over. She calmed down blushing when everyone else giggled at her. I just pulled her into a hug squeezing her butt making her EEP. We all laughed about that and started to have some fun and by fun, I mean Merry got to experience the ways humans have intercourse. Let's just say she a whole new respect for phalanges if you know what I mean.
Our fun was cut short when Luna felt that somepony was having a nightmare and she was going to take care of it. I wanted to know what she did for others so I got to tag a long. It turned out that the pony who was having the nightmare was Lyra Heartstrings. I watched as she was cowering from the voices of other ponies telling her she was crazy to believe about humans and she was a foolish little filly to think humans really excited.

Hearing those words and seeing the tears falling from her eyes I stepped away from Luna and in the loudest voice, I could make I yelled. "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

After that little outburst, the voices disappeared and I was standing there facing a surprised but confused Lyra.

"You're the human that lives in Ponyville?" Lyra asked still in shock.

"Yes I am my name is Brian and it's a pleasure to me you Ms. Heartstrings," I said as I kneeled down to help her up.

She stared in awe at my hands before she shook her head. "Sorry, but I was in Manehatten when you arrived and when I got back to town you were gone so I just thought it was a joke that you really were here. You see I've all ways been fascinated with the stories and legends of humans but other ponies thought it was just the dreams of a foolish filly," She said lowering her head as tears filled her eyes. "That's why I got a degree in Anthropology so I could prove that humans once live on this world long before ponies,"

"Hey dreams are what build a world with out them nothing would excited," I said as she began to smile. " Now how about this I am not home right now but in let's say ten days you and I have lunch and I tell you all I know about humans that way you can show everyone that picked on you, they were wrong,"

"Really you would do that for me?" She said wiping the tears away.

"Sure and I'll even give you a few books that tell you all about humans," I said smiling at her." Now you have no reason to have nightmares like that one ever again,"

"Thank you, Brian, you're the nicest human I ever met even though you're the only one I met your still the nicest," She said as she stood on her hind legs giving me a hug.

"Your welcome and I promise in ten days we'll have lunch and talk you can even bring your marefriend Bon-Bon," I said making her look at me with a blush. I met her at my party and she told me all about you," I said before she could ask.

She gave me one last hug before Luna and I left her dream and returned to my own.

"That was very kind of you, my love but please refrain from doing that again the Dreamworld is very dangerous especially for you," Luna said as she rubbed my cheek.

"I know and I'm sorry you told me that the first time you entered my dreams remember?' I said thinking back to that night.

Flash back to that dream

I've been tracking a good size bull elk for five hours now when I got it in my sights. I was about to pull the trigger when a figure stepped between me and my target. At first, I couldn't make it out but I could tell it was bipedal but it had a horn on the top of its head and wings on its back. I stared as it came closer to me until it became visible.

"Luna is that you?" I asked staring in awe at the figure standing in front of me.
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"Yes my love how do I Iook am I not sexy or as the young would say Hot to Trot," She said as she did a little twirl allowing me to see every detail.

"You are beautiful and sexy but why did you do this?" I asked her stepping closer to get a better look at her.

"I just want to see the world well the Dreamworld as you do," She said lowering ears to her head. "Do you not like it?"

I pulled her into a hug and kissed her. "It's fine but the no clothes part threw me but you could look like a Manticore and I would still say your beautiful and sexy,"

She wrapped her arms around my neck and leaned in kissing me. My hands explored her body making her moan. To tell you the truth even when I knew this was a dream it still felt so real. She even smelled of that perfume she always wore. I forgot everything else and we made love to the sounds of the forest.

End flash back

"Yes I remember my love you were so passionate and the way you used your fingers and tongue were breath taking," She said as she bumped me with her hip. "Now while we are here how about we teach the hateful mare that caused our herdmate so much grief," She said with a devilish grin.

I returned the grin with my own and had a perfect idea. Leaning in I whispered into her ear what it was. So with our plan set, we headed to the mares dream door. It didn't take long to find it and as we entered I could see this bitch needed to be knocked down a few pegs. The main reasons were she still dreamed about booting out Merry and watching her and the foals starve to death. This really pissed me off. And the second thing was her dreaming she ruled Equestria as a tyrant hell she even had me locked in a cage feeding me bananas. Luna used her magic and changed all that.
You see my plan was simple, have this bitch be chased by zombies every where she went. They never caught her mind you but they were just out of reach.
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I know it was cruel to it to the mare but she really deserved it. Besides who would name the daughter Upper Crust with out thinking that she would grow up to be a Grade A would class BITCH I ask you who?
After our little detour, we returned back to the others and I pulled Merry off to the side and told her what happened. She wasn't too happy about it but after I explained that being a member of this herd means if something happens to one of us it happens to all of us and no matter what I will always protect my family. With tear filled eyes I wrapped her in a hug and began kissing her moving my hands down to her tone ass giving it a squeeze. I then took her hand and we walked back over to the others where I pulled a book out of nowhere and showed it to them all of their faces turned deep red after reading the title.

"Sence this is a celebration I say we do as many of these as we can," Holding the book up and opening it to the first page. "After all there are one hundred positions and there's ten of you that means ten per mare so who want's to start?" I asked looking at all the shocked red faces. "Oh come on it's just the Kama Sutra what's wrong?"

I'm happy to say we did go through the book but unfortunately, we only got halfway, oh well maybe next time. I said goodbye to them as they left my dream room to return to their own. When they were gone I got that feeling again of being spied on. But this time I didn't look around I just stood there.

"All right I know you're there so you might as well come out," I said crossing my arms and waited. " Well I'm waiting,"

A few minutes later the teal colored cat eyes appeared but this time the floated in a large black mass.

"Well, well I am very surprised not even Luna could detect my presence and here a lonely human could," The mass said as it floated around me. "Tell me human I must know how you are able to sense me?" It said as it moved away waiting for an answer.

"That's simple back on Earth I learned to be weary of my surroundings and I guess it passed on to my dreams," I said looking at the dark mass. "Now answer my question Who are you?"

The dark mass chuckled before floating close to my ear. "Why I am Nightmare Moon of course," The dark mass said before chuckling again.

I thought for a second then I remembered that Luna told me about her dark times.

"Wait how can you be here the Elements of Harmony destroyed you?" I asked taking a step back.

"Oh the Elements did not destroy me they only separated me from Luna," Nightmare said floating around me. She looked to see I was getting nerves from what she said and began to laugh. "Do not worry I give you my word that no harm will come to any you love, besides you interest me, a creature void of magic but possessing weapons on pare with all the Royal family, in fact, you're a walking one stallion army,"

I was about to say something when I felt the pull of waking up.

"Oh, drat it seems our time is up but don't worry we'll meet again," Nightmare said as the dark mass disappeared.

I woke up looking around only to see the girls as they were laying in the bed still a sleep. I got up and moved to the kitchenette to start breakfast when I heard yawns coming from the bed.

"Morning AJ, Pinkie sleep well?" I asked them seeing that Rainbow Dash was still a sleep.

"Morning Sugarcube that was the best sleep I had in a long time so whatcha makin' for breakfast?" Applejack said as she was getting out of the bed.

"Morning Bri-Bri last night was fun and I loved cuddling up with my stallion when I slept," Pinkie said as she bounced off the bed hitting the bathroom first.

The bouncing jerked Dash from her sleep and just like the dead she rose from the grave even making the moaning sounds.

"What the buck Pinkie I was having a wonderful dream Brian and I were on a cloud and we were just about to ruuu...." Dash was saying before she realized that I could hear her.

She stopped talking only to turn beet red and to make things worse AJ and Pinkie were both laughing at her. I moved the pan I was using off the burner and grabbed a cup filling it with the black gold she ever so loved and handed her a cup of coffee. Taking it she got up and moved to the table where she took a seat and began drinking.

"Thanks, Stud I don't know how I ever lived with out this stuff it's a lifesaver," She said as she took another sip.

Pinkie came out of the bathroom and sat next to Dash while AJ took her turn. Grabbing her own cup and poured her self a cup.
I know what your thinking Pinkie Pie and caffeine are like gasoline and an open flame. But your wrong, in fact, it calms her down a little so it proves that she has ADD or ADHD. Well, it actually just makes her focus a little more especially when she's driving.
But like I said I was making some breakfast nothing fancy just apple cinnamon oatmeal for AJ, french toast for Dash, and A bowl of all marshmallow lucky charms for Pinkie. For myself eggs and toast with some turkey bacon yes I said bacon you see the girls know I have to have meat sometimes. So we talked and as long as I only hunt the old or turkeys even Fluttershy doesn't mind. FYI turkeys are considered to be a nuisance like parasprites ponies hunt them for the feathers and the meat is sent to the Griffons and dragons for food.
APplejack got out of the bathroom and joined us at the table to eat. Saying Grace which consisted of us saying, Grace, we started eating. The whole time in the back of my mind, I was wondering if I should tell them about Nightmare Moon but chose not to.

"Hey, Sugarcube I was just wonderin' where we were headin' now?" AJ asked as she ate her food.

Putting down my fork I looked at her, then the others. "Well, I figured since we're close to it I thought we'd go see the Pie Family Rockfarm this way I get to meet Pinkies family and to ask her father for her hoof. Then we can head to the Wonderbolt Academy and Cloudsdale so I can meet Dash's family and ask her father too," I said as I began to eat again.

"Yeah, I get to show you all the fun things we can do and I get to introduce you to my sisters," Pinkie screamed throwing up her hoofs as confetti flew every where.

"Oh, yay the Wondrbolts that is going to be awesome I can show you where I trained and you can meet Spitfire and the others," Dash said as she did a flip in the air. Hold a sec how are we going to get to Cloudsdale you three can't walk on clouds with out a spell?"

I raise my hand as I got up and went to the front of thre RV. Turning on the CB Radio I brought the microphone to my mouth.
(My words will be blue and Spikes will be green.)

Flamethrower this is Monsterhunter come back.

Flamethrower you got your ears on this is Monsterhunter come back.

This is Flamethrower I hear ya loud and clear Monsterhunter how you doing Dad?

Just fine son hows being the man of the house been going?

Sweet the girls and I were watching a movie when you called.

Sorry about that I'll make this short what I need is for you to tell Twilight that she needs to meet us at Cloudsdale in two days for the Cloudwaliking spell.

Two days at Cloudsdale for the Cloudwalking spell got it.

Thanks, son tell everyone I love them and we'll be back soon.

I will see ya soon this is Flamethrower signing off.

Monsterhunter out.

Putting up the mic I turned to see the three mares giggling. What are you three laughing about?" I asked.

"Monsterhunter and Flamethrower who's idea were those names?" Dash asked trying not to laugh hard.

"If you must know Fluttershy came up with them," I said as I watched as the rainbow pony shut up. "Enough of this let's get finished eating so we can hit the road,"

We got done with breakfast and said goodbye to Braeburn and the rest then loaded up the Range Rover on to the trailer and headed to our new destination. the trip took two and a half hours due to the fact we had to take it slow seeing as Pinkie forgot to tell me the road was really bumpy. We made it although next time I think we'll be taking the train and walking to the farm. I'm not joking we bounced so much we had to clean up the inside of the RV because everything fell out on to the floor and I had the thing in first gear going so slow you could get out and walk faster than it.
But we did get there and as we pulled it to the yard as it were, one figure came running out yelling at us. I learned from AJ that it was Limestone Pie and she had a little attitude. I could tell she was right as Limestone rushed over and started kicking the front tire yelling for this monster to get off her bucking Rock Farm. She only stopped when Pinkie rushed out and tackle-hugged her sister.

"Pinkie what the buck are you doing here?" Her sister asked as she tried to get herself free from the hug.

"We came to visit and Bri-Bri- wanted to talk to Dad and Mom," Pinkie said as she let her sister go.

"Who the hell is this Bri-Bri and why's he want to talk to them?" Limestone said as she stood up dusting herself off.

Just as Limestone said that her and Pinkies parents stepped out side the house. I could see from inside the Rv what they looked like the father wore a large black hat with a white ring as well as a caller and tie while the mother's mane was in a bun she had glasses on and a caller of a dress with a broach. If I had to say it they looked like the old mid-west farmers of the 1800's.
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I decided to step out and introduce myself which turned out better than I thought, seeing as Applejack came with me and Pinkie hopped over to stand by my side.

"Mom Dad I'd like to introduce my Coltfriend Brian, Brian Mom, and Dad," Pinkie said as she introduced us making Applejack shake her head.

Applejack walked up to them taking off her hat as she smiled. "What I think Pinkie was going to say is it's nice to see y'all again and this here is Brian and he's got something to talk to y'all about," She said as she used her hoof to push me closer to them.

Nodding my head I looked at them taking a deep breath. " Greetings Mr. and Mrs. Pie my name is Brian and I have come here to ask for your daughter Pinkamena Diane Pie's hoof in marriage,"

What happened next was very surprising the father who I found out was named Igneous Rock fainted while his wife named Cloudy Quartz tackled me in a bone crushing hug.

"Thank thee (kiss on the cheek) Thank thee (another kiss on the cheek) We did not know of any who would take our daughter Pinkamena as a wife," She said with tears in her eyes.

We could hear Rainbow Dash laughing while she hovered over the farm.

"Rainbow, get your tail down here and introduce your self," Applejack said as she put her hat back on looking up to see the cyan pegasus rolling over in the air.

Dash came down as I was helping Cloudy Quartz to her hooves after that little embarrassing moment. Then I moved to help her husband Igneous Rock up when he started to come to.

"What happened, oh my I dreamt heard the most amazing thing, that somepony wished to marry our Pinkamena?" He said as he took his hat off placing it on his chest.

Both Applejack and Rainbow Dash put their hooves over their mouth trying not to laugh. I just looked at them and shook my head I knew he was joking by how we looked at me winking but still.I walked over to Pinkie as she sat there looking a little hurt and I leaned down and kissed her on the lips.

"Hey you know I love Ya, and it doesn't matter what anyone else says my Cotton Candy Princess," I said as I kissed her one more time making her laugh in the kiss.

"I know but it still hurt a little," Pinkie said as she hugged me as her parents walked over to us.

" I am sorry if what I said hurt you but it is just a shock to think that you would find a husband," Her parents said as they pulled Pinkie into a hug. "Now all we must do is find a suitable stallion for Limestone," they said making everyone bust out laughing except for Limestone who looked pissed.

"Wait what about your sister Maud?" I asked.

Silly Bri-Bri- Maud's already married to Boulder," Pinkie said laughing a little.

"Boulder you mean she's married to a rock?" Rainbow asked the same question I was thinking.

"No Dashie Boulder's not a rock he's a Diamond Dog. He does deep core digging so he not around a lot. So he gave Maud the rock and told her as long as she has it he will always be with her so she calls it Boulder," Pinkie said clearing up one of the most confusing mysteries ever.

"Well if that don't beat all I reckon we owe her a late wedding present then," AJ said getting mine and Dash's attention.

"Hey, maybe they would like one of my metal detectors?' I said making everyone look at me.

So I explained what it was used for and everyone thought it would be a great idea. But after that, we were invited inside the house where Cloudy Quartz was just finishing making lunch. Before I went in AJ pulled me and Dash to the side and told us that their food wasn't what you would consider normal. We found out what she meant when we sat down at the table and were served bowls of soup with a rock in it. Yep, you heard me there was a rock in my bowl of soup about the size of my fist. And all I could think about was the Folk tale Stone Soup, in fact, I even said it out loud making them all look at me.

"I take it you have this meal back where you are from?" Cloudy Quartz asked as she put her spoon down.

"Yes and no you see Stone Soup is a story from my home it is a folk tale of sharing what food you have with others makes it better," I said as I pushed the rock around in my bowl to spoon up more of the broth.

"Ooooh, that sounds like a fun story can you tell it please Bri-Bri?" Pinkie asked me as she bounced in her seat.

I looked around and everyone nodded so I leaned back and told the story as best as I could remember.
" Let me see ok now I remember, Some travelers come to a village, carrying nothing more than an empty cooking pot. Upon their arrival, the villagers are unwilling to share any of their food stores with the hungry travelers. Then the travelers go to a stream and fill the pot with water, drop a large stone in it, and place it over a fire. One of the villagers becomes curious and asks what they are doing. The travelers answer that they are making "stone soup", which tastes wonderful, although it still needs a little bit of garnish to improve the flavor, which they are missing. The villager does not mind parting with a few carrots to help them out, so that gets added to the soup. Another villager walks by, inquiring about the pot, and the travelers again mention their stone soup which has not reached its full potential yet. The villager hands them a little bit of seasoning to help them out. More and more villagers walk by, each adding another ingredient. Finally, a delicious and nourishing pot of soup is enjoyed by all. Although the travelers did trick the villagers into sharing their food with them, they have successfully transformed it into a tasty and nutritious meal which they share with the donors."

After I finished the story they all clapped their hands or hooves.

"I must say, Brian," Igneous Rock said looking at me to make sure he said my name correctly before he continued." That sound just like what My great, great grandfather Stone Cutter had done when his family had come to Equestria," He said.

We continued our meal and then we as in myself and Pinkies parents moved to the parlor where we had a little discussion. Actually, it was more of an interrogation like what I was where I come from what are my intentions with their daughter you know the basics. I told them everything they needed to know. That I loved Pinkie with all my heart just like I did with all the girls.I even told them that any children that we have would be anthro and so would their children and so on. They were a little concerned about that but after seeing how I was able to move and handle things with my hands as easy a unicorn's magic their fears disappeared. We talked for a while I found out rock farming was started so Canterlot and other big cities had the materials for construction of buildings and roads. I even found out that the Pies were the ones that introduced concrete for mason work in buildings. Our conversation was cut short when we heard screams coming from outside. Rushing out there I saw something that looked like it came out of Tremors. It was a giant worm and man was it ugly the thing was sticking out of the ground with its mouth open and tendril tounges sticking out. https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/mlp/images/5/5a/Tatzlwurm_unleashing_tendrils_S4E11.png/revision/latest?cb=20140127164146
I saw Dash flying around it as Pinkie and Applejack were trying to get Limestone out from under some rocks. With out a second thought, I ran to the RV opening a side compartment I pulled out a long green tube which happened to be an M72 LAW.

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Getting ready I took aim. "Dash move now!" I yelled.

Seeing what I was doing she quickly flew off the worm then turned back looking at the others but this time Pinkie was safe and they were out of the way. I could only think of one thing to say so smiling I yelled to get the worms attention as it turned to face me, "I yelled Smile you, son of a bitch", as it opened its mouth to roar. With a press of a trigger button the rocket was launched right into the worm's mouth and BOOM the head exploded killing the thing. I knew Fluttershy would probably hate me for it but I was not going to let a monster hurt one of my marefriends sister or any of her family. Hell, I would even do it if she was in danger. The only things I didn't think about when I did that were scaring the hell out of everyone and what were we going to do about the rest of the worm. It took everyone on the ground a few minutes to calm down after the explosion Dash, on the other hand, was hovering in front of me saying it was so awesome. Pinkie and her mother rushed over and hugged me for saving her sister and daughter. Dad, I'm calling them Mom and Dad now but dad walked over and patted my back thanking me as well. Applejack stood there looking at what I did but she smiled at me and tipped her hat. The only one that didn't move or say anything was Limestone. She just stared and the worm than to me and back before she finally spoke up.

"You bucking idiot look what you did how in Tartarus are we going to get this thing off my rock farm!" She yelled as she stomped over to me.

I was about to tell the bitch to step back but held my tongue. Instead, I had the girls help me unload the Range Rover and disconnect the trailer. Then I turned the RV around getting some tow cables off the trailer we hooked them up to the RV and around the worm's body. I then began pulling the one hundred and fifty-foot long thing down the road a good ten miles until I came to a ditch and dumped the thing in before returning to the farm.

"There, all taking care of,"I said as I got out of the RV.

We decided to go inside and just talk for the rest of the day. That and to make sure Limestone was alright. Oh, here's something when I was about to go through the door Limestone pulled me to the side and gave me a kiss on the cheek and said thank you. So that proves she isn't the asshole she pretends to be although she did say if I told anypony what happened she'd kick me so hard I'd never have foals. Spending time with the Pie's was educational, to say the least. I did learn about Holders Boulder and the Paring Stone I found out that Marble had to use it to see if Big Mac was her true mate. What got me was even Pinkie and I had to go through with the ceremony at first I was a little nervous because what we saw was a stallion at first but it changed and an image of me showed up. I think the stone first showed what I looked like as a pony because it had my Rustbrown hair and dark blue eyes it even had the small C shaped scar above my left eye. Although I am a dark skinned caucasian my pony fur was smokey gray oh, I got to see what my Cutie Mark would look like it was a shield with twin lightning strikes and a gun in the middle of the shield. And I'd have to say it looked badass.
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Like I said we spent our time getting to know about the Pie's and they got to know about me. I even let them all drive the Range Rover and they had a ball even Limestone smiled. That night I help Mom in the kitchen with dinner and she told me about a certain spot on all the Pie mares that would get them to melt in a stallion's hooves. I thank her by, giving her a kiss on the cheek and told her that the wedding will be a week after estrus. After dinner, the girls stayed inside for bed and I went out to the RV to sleep. That night there was no one in my dreams I mean, not even Luna showed up hell I wouldn't of minded even if dark mass Nightmare Moon showed up but nobody did.

Brian in the Dreamscape

"Well, this sucks I thought at least Luna would've shown up but I guess not?" I said to myself as I walked around my dreamscape. "Maybe I could have one of my old dreams tonight?" I said walking over to a filing cabinet opening it up I started reading different folders.
"Let's see Zombie Apocalypse, No, Fall of the Government, No, Alien Invasion, No, Red Dawn Scenario, No. Man, this sucks what the hell can I dream about every time I think of something I always picture the girls in it and they're getting hurt?" Yelling as I slam the cabinet closed.
I was about to give up when I saw a folder on the floor bending down I picked it up and read the name Future Memories and Possibilities Created by Selina.
"What the hell is this?" I asked as I opened the folder only for those teal colored cat eyes to appear inside and laughter started to echo through the dreamscape.
Seconds later that dark mass began to suround me, I tried to scream for help but there was no sound coming from my mouth.
The only sound was the laughter and before everything went black I heard Nightmare Moon's voice.

Sit back and enjoy the ride we have so much to talk about my little human.

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