Have you ever noticed that when you do something epic you tend to not remember how it happened but when you do something so unbelievably stupid you remember every detail?

For me, I did something so Epicly Stupid no matter how hard I try I will never forget it.

It started as you know when I found out that my foals were taking, by Garbage and his flunkies. And to answer your question I was so pissed off that all I could do was think of ways to make them suffer before they died. I know dark isn't it but until you become a parent and have the life or lives of your child children put in danger, Don't Fucking Judge Me!

Getting to the house I proceeded to get both Freedom and Timber suited up in their armor. I had them made the day I became a Monster Hunter figured I would need help and they proved themselves time and time again.
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I was about to grab my tac gear when I saw a note pinned to the closet door.

Dear

Brian the human Mac Cumhaill

Inside this closet is my gift to you.

It was supposed to be given to you on Heart's Warming due to the massive Caribou attack that will happen at the beginning of next year.

Don't tell anypony about it especially Tai she'll just blame me for it.

When in fact it was you, who are the cause of them attacking see they don't like it very much when you just kill the youngest son to their King even if it is to save the life of your Reva.

But like I said its hush-hush.

Now as I was saying inside the closet is a suit of Armor and before you say anything I would like to point out you were going to fight Fire Breathing Dragons with tactical gear.

With that said this armor is very special, it will have the same movement as your tac armor and weigh the same there are added benefits one being those delicious claws from that space hunter movie and the fact it is composed of the same material as the siding of your house.

I did add a little of my own magic into it making it Solar Flare proof but for a limited time.

I am sorry you have to do this and I know, of, your past the hardships you had to face but this is just a hurdle you must overcome.

To be honest, I could have sworn they would have followed their plan and tried to foalnap your kids tomorrow but something must have changed the outcome?
The other thing is that veil weapon you call The Sicarius Dracorum the same one you tried to hide so Spike and Ember don't find it and with a name like that I can see why.

Now I suggest after you used that thing get rid of it, I don't care how you do it, throw it in a volcano or the deepest point in the ocean whatever just do it.

I do hope you have fun with your little rescue and remember life isn't life unless you live it.

I finished reading the letter but I was still pissed did he really think I couldn't read what he scratched out that asshole knew and did nothing. I am going to kick his chaotic ass to the fucking sun when this is done.

Opening the closet I looked at the for mentioned armor it looked like a combination of Medevil and Ironman on both wrists I saw what he meant about claws and leaning next to the armor was the spear.
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I reached for the armor to put it on but it began to move on its own I stepped back as it flew out of the closet and connected its self to me. I will admit that was pretty cool but the thought of my kids returned and my anger grew.

Grabbing everything I stepped outside to see everyone standing there looking at me in shock. Spike was about to step closer when he saw what I was caring and stopped. His eyes changed to that of true dragon eyes and he hissed at me.

"What the hell dad why are you carrying that thing?" He yelled pointing at the spear.

"I'm sorry son I never wanted you to see this thing and I can understand if you want to stay here but I could really use your help," I said looking through the visor of the helm.

"Screw that after all their my baby brothers and sisters and you told me I needed to protect them like a big brother should," He said as he went inside only to return in his tac gear but this time it was covered in scales and he was carrying a sword and shield.

"I had Rarity fuss some of my shed scales to the gear if you don't mind?' He said looking a little embarrassed.

"It's fine, looks good on you," I said nodding my head as I looked at him.

"Well, you two don't think you're going at this alone now do you?" Bertha said as she and the others of our group stood there in their own armor carrying their original weapons. "After all, we are the Fianna of Everfree and we protect our own," She said making me nod at her.

"Timber, Freedom hunt'um up," I yelled as my pets took off to find what we were after.

I took a few steps only for Celestia and Luna to stand in my way. "Brian, be safe and bring them all back unharmed," Celestia said before turning and moving out of the way leaving Luna there.

"Don't die because if you do I will kill you," Luna said as she jumped up and wrapped her hooves around my neck hugging me.

I removed my helm and kissed her before I turned and kissed each of my girls that were still there seeing as Merry, Sassy, Pinkie, and Rarity were at the Hospital. "We will bring them back safe I Pinkie Promise," I said as I stowed the spear on my back and headed out.

We headed into the forest knowing that the cowardly little Fuckshits would be in there probably hiding in a cave or some hole in the ground.

Both Timber and Freedom returned with news of their location I know this because I had mounted a GoPro to each of them so I could see what they see. After watching the videos I saw that there were more dragons then before when Spike saw them all he could do was curse like a sailor.
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They were in the forest in a large cave Spike recognized it from the one he visited before. So with him leading with Timber by his side, we made our way there. The whole time my anger festered and I kept wanting to grab the spear off my back and just charge in there and kill them all for what they did to my mares and more importantly for taking my kids. The others could see this and started to look at each other with concern.

"Brian you need to calm down the state your in won't help us," Bertha said as she placed a hand on my shoulder.

I just wanted to yell at her but I knew she was right if I went in like this I would more than likely get killed or get the foals and or everyone else hurt and thinking about that made me stop in my tracks.

"I know and your right, but I just can't stand it, I wasn't there for my family back on Earth but I'm here and now I can do something to save my new family," I said looking at her.

Smiling at me Bertha laughed. "So you got a plan?"

I dropped down to one knee and began telling them my plan."Scruff, Scrap, I want you two to dig into the back of the cave that's where the kids are most likely being held," I said looking at them. " Git in and out quietly,"

"Bertha, Spike, and the others will hold back until I confront Garble and get him to fight me one on one, then join in and make sure to keep the other dragons occupied," I said looking at each of them. " Everybody got that?" I received a nod from each of them. Good then lest go get our family back and teach these cowardly little shits what it means to fuck with the Clan Mac Cumhaill," I said getting a round of Oorah from all of them.

We continued our trek to the cave minus our two diggers as they found it easier to get there underground. Stopping just out of the dragon's sight I signaled for the others to take up positions before I called out getting that assholes attention.

"Garble show your self!" I yelled almost to the point of a roar.

Stepping out of the woods I stood there waiting for him. I didn't have to wait long when I heard his laughter as he came out of the cave with all the other dragons.

"Well, Well, Well, if it isn't the pony lovin' freak," He said as I watched him and the others as they tried to look intimidating.

"Coming from a cowardly little worm like you that not much of an insult," I said as my anger began to grow once more. "Now I going to give the rest of you a chance, you can give me back my kids and leave now so you can live or stay with this slimy salamander and die. Oh, and what your Fucktard leader didn't tell you is that I am a human and this is my Sicarius Dracorum," I said as I pulled the spear from my back holding out for them to see.

The faces of some of them changed from fearsome to fearful when they heard what I was and what I held in my hand.

A purple dragon looked from me to Garble with fear at what I was holding. "Gable are you fucking crazy, you never told us you took hatchlings hostage and from a human," The purple dragon said.

"So what, it's just one human what can he do against all of us?" Gable said spreading his arms out to all the dragons.

"So what, so what? One of them can kill a full-grown dragon and this one has one of those things even Dragon Lord Torch would screw with," He said before he spread his wings. "You know what I'm out I ain't dying for you and if the rest of you were smart you'd leave too," He said as he took off getting out of there as quickly as possible.

I watched as five others looked at Gable then to me before nodding and taking off as well.

"Hey, where the hell are all of you going, you cowards?" Garble yelled at the five that took off. "Forget you then, cause when I kill this freak Ember will be my bitch to do with, as I want," He said turning back to look at me only to yelp and dive out of the way of my spear as I thrust it at him.

"Rule one of combat shitstain never take your eyes off your enemy," I said stepping back and tacking up a defensive stance. "And rule number two never think it's a one on one fight," I said smiling under my helm. "Finna of Everfree show them who we are," I roared as the others came out of the forest charging the now dumbfounded dragons.

I stood there and watched my father as he stepped out into the clearing calling out for Gable to face him. When I saw that five of them flew off after hearing dad tell them he was a human and showed them that damnable spear I could help but have a devilish grin creep on my face. But that changed letting out a low growl after hearing what that worm said he wanted to do to the Dragonlord and my newest mother, yes now I think of all my friends as my mothers as they were the ones who helped Twilight raise me when we moved to Ponyville. I was about to run out there but Bertha placed her hand on my shoulder calming me.

"Wait, Dragonborn for your fathers signal," She said in a whisper.

I remained still and watched as dad moved closer to Garble while he was distracted and lunged at him with his spear only for that ass to dodge it but just bearly. I couldn't hear what he was saying to him but I knew it had to be something cool.

Just then we heard him roar out "Finna of Everfree show them who we are," and I knew that was the signal so reading our weapons we rushed out of our hiding spots to come face to face with the rest of the dragons and I will say this all of them looked like the saw ghosts with the shock in their eyes.

As the others made themselves known I kept my attention on Garble as he turned completely to face me and the look in his eyes was of pure rage. Letting out a roar he charged at me swiping with his claws and snapping his jaws trying to get a chunk out of me. But the armor was lightweight making it easy for me to dodge his attacks to a point. In our little battle, the knowledge of his tail and wings slipt from my mind that was until he swung around and hit me with his tail throwing me to the side a good ten feet. He then took to the air trying to keep some distance between us as he inhaled a lot of air, seeing Spike do this many times before I knew what was coming next so lifting my shield I readied for the oncoming flames.

The others were holding their own in the fight, Spike was even taking on two of them and to be honest I couldn't be prouder of him. But I still had to deal with my problem and it was getting harder as garble stayed airborne so he was out of my reach.

"Why don't you come down and fight like a real dragon or are you just all talk and no bite Garbage?" I said hoping he would take the bait and with that little name thing, it looked like it worked.

"The names Garble, and I show you what it's like to fight a real dragon," He said growling as he landed in front of me.

We charged at each other not caring for what was around to us we were the only things there and only one of us was walking away. I didn't realize that the others had already put the beat down on the dragons making them all turn tail and run leaving just Garble.

Blow after blow was given neither of us gaining or losing ground as we both were reaching our ends during the fight I lost my spear. Seeing this Garble took that as an advantage and somehow got me pinned to the ground.

"I knew it, humans are weak just like your puny ponies and when I get rid of you I'm going to take Ember and teach her what a real dragon can do, I might even keep those foals of yours as a snack," He said grinning.

Hearing that every fiber of my being screamed out to kill this monster. With all my strength I roared as I lifted up forcing him to back step but I wasn't done getting back up I felt power flow through me this was a mixture of rage and adrenaline. It was the same thing I felt when I killed the two men that found me back on Earth. Everything seemed to slow down as I moved getting up close to Garble I reared back and hit him with all my might making him fly backward and falling to the ground. I moved over and kicked him in the ribs definitely hearing some bones cracking. He cried out in pain but I didn't care anymore he was no longer a sentient being but a rabid animal that needed to be put down an animal that threatened to harm my family, my children.

"You (Kick) will never (Punch) harm another (Kick) living being (Punch) you hear me?" I said kneeling over him punching his face until it wasn't even recognizable.

"Brian, stop he's had enough," Barda screamed.

"Brian, stop your going to kill him," Bertha and Airdale both yelled.

I did listen to them and I didn't care I just wanted him to die I wanted the world to be safe from monsters like this. I just kept hitting him until I heard the voices of my children Spike, Rhythm, Blues, Pumpkin, and Pound all crying calling to me.

"Dad, Dada, Daddy,"

That was what snapped me out of it as I turned to see my five children looking at me with fear and tears in their eyes. Turning back to look at what I had done I almost threw up in my helm at how bad I had beaten the dragon that laid there. Getting up I walked over to where my spear laid and picked it up moving back to stand over Garble I raised it into the air and plunged in down piercing the ground next to his head.

You are, hear by banished from the Dragonlands and no other land will take you in so I suggest you find a hole and crawl into it and hide because if I find you, I WILL FUCKING SKIN YOU ALIVE!" I roared before turning and walking away.

Garble took a deep breath and winced due to the broken ribs before he stood up and spread his wings taking off not even looking back.

I made my way over to my kids only to stop when I heard them whimper and started crawl away. I took off my helm and threw it on the ground letting them know it was me. But nothing changed until I looked down to see the blood it was covering me everywhere. Without thinking I started pulling on the armor tearing off of me until I was in the clothes that I had worn that day.

Dropping down till I was sitting on the ground I looked at my babies I felt my cheeks getting wet, from the tears I was shedding.

"I am so sorry sweethearts daddy didn't mean to scare you, please don't be afraid," I said reaching out to them hoping they would forgive me.

Sitting there I closed my eyes and cried I felt so bad at what I had them see, I didn't even feel as the four of them crawled over into my lap.

Some people and ponies say that babies have their own language and I would have to agree because if anyone could have understood what they were saying they would have heard them singing to me.

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I looked down at them as they all were hugging me, then I felt as Spike put his arm over my shoulder leaning close to me as Bertha and the others move in and we had a group hug. At that moment I made a Pinkie Promise to myself that I would never let that monster out ever again in front of anyone ever.

After we all calmed down we made our way back home to be greeted by all of my friends and family. Seeing that Merry and Sassy were alright I carried the foals over to them letting Merry take hold of her babies and Sassy and Pikie took the others.

I was about to go inside when Ember placed her hand on my shoulder. "Did, did you k kill him?" She asked whispering.

"No, but I came damn close," I said remembering what I almost did. "Why?"

"Well, there still the matter of you defeating me and claiming me as yours," She said now looking a little worried about bringing that up.

I just stood there looking at her. Was she fucking serious I just fought another dragon to save my kids and her and now she's worried about this shit? You know what no fuck it no I'm done for today. Whistling for Timber when he stood next to me, I reached into the pouch on his side and pulled out a gun.

Pointing it at her making her take a step back I pulled the trigger sending the two barbs out where they stuck into her scales.

What the hell was that for?" She asked only to yelp and fall to the ground in a heap after I pulled the trigger again sending 50,000 volts into her, after that, I threw the thing on the ground and turned heading to the house.

"There I beat you your mine now, so we're done with this bullshit, I going home and going to bed," I said as I took one step before falling forward as everything started going dark.

The last thing I remember was everyone screaming my name.

I don't know how long I was out but I did know that I wasn't asleep being that when sleeping you tend to dream and I didn't get a visit from Luna letting me know what was wrong. I could be dead but when you're dead you don't feel pain and I was in pain lots of pain. So I must be unconscious somehow or in some type of a coma I did feel warm and safe as if the others were around me all the time.

The seen was dark as the human laid on his bed not moving and bearly breathing. Twilight, Zecora, and Luna were busy looking through books and tombs trying to figure out what was wrong with their beloved. The others tried to keep on a look of hope but everything seemed lost. after Ember recovered from her shock she Merry, Reva and Pinkie all kept the foals occupied making sure they were happy and out of the way but that didn't work so well as the four of them wanted nothing more than to be with their daddy. So giving in they let them stay with him as they each took turns watching over them and Brian.

Hours passed until a squee was heard as the three mares came rushing into the living room where the others waited.

"We got it, we got it," Twilight said as her Luna and Zecora walked into the room smiling.

"Got it, got what?" Rainbow said as she flew over to them.

"Magical Overdose," Luna said making the rainbow-maned mare drop to the ground looking confused.

"Magical what now?" Applejack said taking off her hat.

" Our love is in distress, for to much magic he needs a long rest," Zecora said stepping over to Applejack.

"What she means is Brian being human can't absorb or release magic like us, and fighting Garble in that armor, he took in to much at one time kind of like taking to much medicine his body couldn't take it so it shut down to try and get rid of it," Twilight said trying to explain things clearer. "But that's the problem his body can't get rid of it fast enough so we have to siphon it out of him,"

"And how are we going to do that?" Bertha said as she stood near the end of the room.

All three mares could only stand there and blush before Discord facepalmed and burst out laughing. Think about it where do you siphon magic from?" He said making the girls all look confused until it hit them and they all started blushing.

"You mean we need to suck it from," Fluttershy said before Luna blurted out. "His lower horn or penis yes,"

This made the yellow mare eep and almost faint but the thought of her love in danger and the prospect of pleasing him overturned it and she remained conscious.

"So what are we waiting for let's go save our stallion," Applejack and Rainbow Dash both said in unison.

"Now hold on we still have one or I should say four small problems, the foals they won't leave him," Luna said looking out at the girls.

"Oh, that's simple," Celestia said making all of them turn to look at her. " See when Illusion was still a baby he never want to leave me so Discord and I came up with a plan I would lay on my back with the covers over me and have Illusion would be on top of the covers and Discord would then crawl underneath and please me without our son even knowing," She said looking so proud of it.

"Sister, I just, I just don't know you anymore, although that might work if one of us were to keep the foals occupied until it was her turn to switch," Luna said placing her hoof under her chin.

So for the next thirty-six hours, the girl took turns crawling under the blankets and orally siphoned out the magic from their mate and no they weren't just giving him a lot of blowjobs because they were indeed sucking out the magic think globs and streams of magic even though they all really enjoyed doing it some moaning in joy it was not sexual, mostly.

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During this Discord was a little distraught after all he didn't take into consideration that humans were affected by magic differently. Leaving without a word he headed to the forest to gather up the armor and figure out a way to make it safer for his friend. Seeing as he would need it when the Caribou would be attacking.

"Maybe if I?" He said before growling. "No that won't work either," He said as he tossed the armor away from him with a huff.

"How about we use that technology from that movie we watched last week," the voice of Shining Armor was heard as he walked into the clearing to stand near Discord. " You know the one about the stallion and that talking suit of his?"

Discord turned to look at Shining. " That was the concept I used for this one but as you can see it didn't work?" He said looking over at the heap of metal.

"Maybe if we figure out a way so it can stop or neutralize magic instead of absorbing it that might work?" Shining said walking over to the armor and picking up the helm looking at it.

Hearing that a lightbulb appeared above Discords head and it was a real lightbulb. "Nth Metal that's it Shiny your a genius," Discord said as he pulled the confused stallion over and kissed his lips.

After clearing his head of what just happened Shining looked at Discord. " What the buck is Nth Metal?"

Discord looked at him like he just grew a second head before he remembered that no one in Equestria ever heard of the stuff.
So changing into a chemistry professors outfit he explained. " The metal has the ability to negate gravity, allow the user super strength, protection from the elements, superior healing, and protection from heat, cold, magic and spirits to put it simply when he wears it he will be an unstoppable force with no equal," Discord said as he smiled with a devilish grin.

"Wait, wait are you telling me that there's this stuff out there that can do that?" Shining said as he sat down looking a little scared.

"Oh, don't worry old boy I know for a fact that our dear human and future inlaw I might add would never use it against any of us I hope," Discord said keeping that last part to himself.

"Ok, then let's get started what do we do first?" Shining said looking better knowing that Discord was right Brian would never use something like that to hurt any of them.

"We don't, I'm sorry but dimensional travel should only be done by a professional and the last time I was there the inhabitants didn't take to kindly to my presence," He said as Shining stood there looking at him with the expression of What did you do. " "Ok, fine I might have helped this one fellow take control of a world called Apocalypse and given him some idea about a way to remake the universe in his own image but that part was just a bunch of bologna nobody can do that but the Creator them self," He said as he rubbed the back of his neck smiling.

Shining just rolled his eyes. "I think that little tidbit should be kept to ourselves or we're both will be sleeping on the couch for a very long time but other than that what else needs to be done?" He said placing the helm back with the other pieces.

"Well, let's see in its raw form it is still able to be forged but the only ones who know how to do it are the inhabitants of the planet it comes from," Discord said as he stroked his chin. "Now if we forgo the part for wings and maybe add a few other elements to it, we can make it lightweight and virtually indestructible," He said almost to himself.

"What do you mean other elements what are they?" Shining said looking very interested.

"Oh, nothing special just some Adamantium and Vibranium," Discord said clasping his paw and talon together. "So, go back and tell Celly and the others I'll be back in a few days with a new and improved suit of armor for Brian and this time it won't be dangerous for him," Discord said before he used his talon to slice open a hole in reality and stepped through it disappearing.

Shining just stood there watching him walk through the portal and disappeared before he turned and headed back to Brians home to relay the message all the while wondering if it was really a good idea to make something that could withstand all forms of magic.

Upon his return, he told Celestia of Discords plan and found out that the girls had set up a schedule for them each to help Brian with the Magical Overdose. But in his opinion, they all looked to eager to do this especially Rainbow Dash and his sister.

While this was going on in an alternate dimension Discord was flying for his life as two large groups of superpowered beings chased after him. "Oh come on, I said I was sorry and I really mean it so can we let bygones be bygones?" He yelled as two beams of energy shot past his head.

"Not until you pay for your crimes you interdimensional fiend," One of the figures said as he threw a short handled Warhammer at Discord only for it to return to his hand after missing the Draconequus.

This went on for a few hours until the two most powerful forces from both dimensions put a stop to the chase and torment of the chaos being. After that Discord explained what and why he was there and the reason for everything. He even went as far to show and tell them about Brian and his connection to both of their dimensions and the truth of the Omniverse.

This plus the backing of the true One Above All sealed the deal that and his word to never come to either dimension and spread chaos ever again.

"Fine, Cross My Heart Hope To Fly Stick A Cupcake In My Eye there are you happy?" Discord said while doing the gesture.

"What in the name of Hera was that?" A woman dressed in very revealing clothes asked.

"That my dear Themysciran Princess is what is called a Pinkie Promise and no one breaks a Pinkie Promise," Discord said only for all of them to hear one word that sounded like it came from off the winds.

FOREVER

With all of that out of the way, Discord was finally able to complete his quest only hoping that everything back home was going well.

Just to clarify yes, Discord knows about the DC and Marvel Universes and in both of them, he is also the God/Lord of Chaos.

Also due to the Armor being an amalgamation of both universes, the armor will have retractable claws and a collapsible shield as for the other attributes an indestructible Lasso and a long, Red Cape with his Cutie Mark in the center surrounded by a new symbol for Equestria.
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But the most noticeable thing was the helm you wouldn't believe they would use that design. I mean come on he's supposed to look like a hero, not a monster.
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Enough about that, let's get back to the main story, shall we?

As our MC, Protagonist, we'll just keep calling him Brian lay unconscious as the overabundance of magic is sucked, I mean siphoned out of him he begins to enter a dream-like state.

"Well, that was weird I wonder what happened?" he thought to himself before a familiar voice caught his attention.

" Brian my love I am so happy to see that you are getting better," Luna said as she appeared in front of him.

"Hey, Lulu, I'm sorry about how I acted when I got back earlier today but I just couldn't handle what happened," I said pulling her into a hug and kiss. "So care to explain why you're the only one here?" I said looking around at the empty room.

"I am sorry my love but you have been in a Magical Overdose Coma for the past Thirty-six hours," Luna said looking saddened.

I just stood there in shock at what she had just said. " How did it happen, how did I get better?" I asked as I sat down trying to understand what all happened.

"It would seem that your human body can only absorb so much magic that is in this world after that it shut off the flow like filling up a glass with water but due to the armor as it was forged by magic you absorb too much and your body shut down," She said as she sat on the floor with her head in my lap. "As for curing you we found that we could siphon the magic from you so the girls and I have been doing that," She said looking up at me.

"Ok, but how were you siphoning the magic I don't have a horn or any other way for you too...." I said before it hit me and I looked at the now blushing mare.

"If you must know we did remove it by means of Fellatio but do not worry no seamen was removed only the concentrated magic," She said still blushing.

"I really don't care about that last part I'm just pissed that I missed it," I said for her to just roll her eyes and lightly punch my leg. "So when am I going to wake up?"

You see that's the other thing you were injured and exhausted so after the magic was removed I placed a sleep spell on you and you will awaken in twelve hours fully healed and refreshed," She said getting up and sitting on my lap. "Brian my love," she said leaning her head on my shoulder. "Please do not be angry with Discord he did not know that the armor would do that to you and to make amends he is at this moment having a new suit created for you one that will protect you from magic and it will give you many abilities that you could only imagine," She said still resting her head on my shoulder.

"I don't hate him for that I hate that he knew what was going to happen to the kids and he did nothing," I said making her turn to look at me with shock.

"What do you mean he knew that the babies our babies were in danger and he was going to just stand back and let them be taken?" Luna said as I watched her get angrier until she started to look like Nightmare Moon. " That insufferable worm when he returns I teach him a thing or.. humph,"

Luna's angry rant was silenced when I grabbed her head and pulled her into a kiss.

Parting I looked as she returned to normal. " Luna I know you're mad but I think I understand why he did it," I said making her look confused angry but confused. " He has all this power but I think he has a limit of how and when he can intervene plus I know for a fact he would never put the lives of ours or any other child's life in danger," I said as I saw her calm down.

Taking a deep breath Luna looked at me and smiled. " Yes you are right, after all, I have never known him to even play a prank on a foal thank you, my love," She said kissing me. 'Now you must rest for in two days Estrus week starts and all of us are very eager to start increasing the numbers of our family," She said kissing me once more before disappearing.

I sat there until the realization hit me and I stood up hyperventilating in fear. "Holy shit Estrus week, ten days of having seventeen horny females all wanting to have me get them pregnant. Oh, wait Reva and Bertha are already pregnant so that means fifteen, fifteen horny females and two pregnant horny females and only one of me,"I thought to myself before dropping to my knees. "Oh, Lord in Heaven please help me through this otherwise I am going to die," I said bowing my head.

Across the vastness of the cosmos, a lone figure sits upon a golden throne shaking his head after hearing that poor excuse for a pray. "Sorry my boy, but you're on your own," The figures said as it sat there laughing.

Author's Notes:

Yes I know that this story is not a crossover it's not even a Displaced just an HIE but I always wanted to have a suit of Armor created from those three elements. when all is said and done it will pretty much end up looking like this with Wolvie's claws, Caps shield, Sups cape, WW lasso and a predators helm.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/6a/e2/7b/6ae27be73bc70860703d66aeb5ccf59d--ninja-armor-sci-fi-armor.jpg