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Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash sighed as they stretched in the carriage, looking over at the two armored pegasus guards pulling the carriage through the skies. They'd each been given invitations by a guard, all told to meet at Ponyville's town square to be picked up. Other than Rainbow Dash grumbling about not being allowed to fly on her own, the four of them got in without incident, and now were making their way to Canterlot. It was a much longer journey than any of them had thought it would be, but they all agreed that it beat the day-long train ride.

Pinkie was, despite strict orders from the guards, bouncing up and down wildly, forcing Rarity and Applejack to hold onto the side rails for dear life. "Whee!" Pinkie shouted in excitement. "I can't wait to get to the castle! This is gonna be so much more fun than the Gala because we're all going to be partying in the castle and there's gonna be all sorts of really super-duper important ponies walking around and they're gonna all enjoy the amazing treats and stuff and the princesses are going to be there and Luna wasn't really there at the Gala because ponies were scared of her but they're not scared anymore and-"

"Pinkie!" The other three shouted in unison, glaring at their ranting friend. That shut Pinkie up rather quickly. Even she could figure out when every other pony in the cart was glaring at her that way. Sometimes, anyway.

"This is all nice and all," Applejack began, certain that Pinkie was going to keep from ranting for a while, "but where the hay are Twilight and Fluttershy?"

Rarity and Rainbow Dash blinked a few times, and even Pinkie looked confused. Obviously, Princess Celestia was Twilight Sparkle's long-time friend and mentor. The idea that she'd be left out of a get-together like this was beyond absurd.

"Maybe Twilight needed more time?" Rainbow Dash offered. "I mean, this is supposed to be honoring something she did, right?"

"There's that," Rarity replied, "But what about Fluttershy? I know the poor dear is shy, but I can't imagine her just staying home."

Applejack shrugged at that. She had no idea what those two were doing, and she didn't have much to offer.

"Maybe Celestia and Luna are picking them up!" Pinkie suddenly said.

That got Applejack's attention. Actually, it got every pony's attention, but Applejack was the first to express her disbelief. "Pinkie, you know how bonkers that is?" She shook her head and adjusted her stetson, rolling her eyes at her friend. "The princesses ain't gonna waste their time pickin' two ponies up. They're the princesses, for cryin' out loud!"

"Yeah, Applejack's got a point," Rainbow added. "I get that Celestia likes Twilight, but they can't be that close. And there's no reason for either princess to go snatch up Fluttershy."

"Indeed," Rarity offered. "Pinkie, darling, you really must consider things before rushing to such outlandish ideas." she laughed softly and brushed her hair from in front of her face in a dainty manner. "Really, the princesses reducing themselves to escorts. How ridiculous."

Twilight opened the door to the cottage and gasped at the sight in front of her door. Princess Celestia was waiting outside, fully bridled, pulling a royal carriage. Seeing the love of her life in such a servile role was quite jarring.

"Hello, Twilight!" Celestia chirped happily. "I'm here to pick you up for the party!"

"Party?" Twilight asked, surprised. "What party?"

"Oh, your party, silly!" Celestia's response was soft and friendly. "I was so impressed by your work, I thought I'd invite you and your friends to a little party to honor your entry into the archives."

The blush that spread on Twilight's cheeks could have lit Ponyville instead of the sun had the need arisen. "W-wow!" she stammered. "You really liked it?"

Celestia simply nodded and smiled. "Of course I did, Twilight! I was amazed at how well-researched it was. You're far too modest, my little pony."

A sheepish grin found its way on Twilight's face as her blush somehow managed to intensify. "Thank you so much, Princess."

"Please," Celestia replied, "just call me Celestia. You've known me long enough, I feel."

"O-of course!" Twilight stammered. "Um, so, you want me to, um, get in the carriage?" It had been a while since Twilight had been so flustered.

Celestia smiled and giggled as she witnessed her fidgeting student. The lavender unicorn was absolutely adorable, the way she trembled with uncertainty. "Come on," she said, "You don't want to miss your friends, do you? They should be on their way already."

Hesitantly, Twilight slipped into the carriage, biting her lower lip at the sight of Celestia's sexy, curvy flanks and plot. It was beyond gorgeous, and Twilight found herself feeling light-headed all of a sudden.

Looking back for a moment to make sure her passenger was fully in the carriage, Celestia spread her wings far and wide, letting them stretch out for a moment before she took off. She let out a blissful sigh as she felt the air against her face and wings. She could have teleported the two of them to Canterlot, but it had been far, far too long since she'd flown properly, and with her beloved Twilight behind her, it just felt so romantic.

Luna fell to the ground gracefully in front of the path to Fluttershy's cottage. She had decided against dragging a carriage along. It would have simply drawn too much unwanted attention, and right now, she didn't feel like having ponies glaring angrily at her. No, she only wanted to talk to Fluttershy, to see those big, vulnerable turquoise eyes, to hear her wispy, delicate voice.

As she trotted slowly along the path, her mind wandered to when she first saw Fluttershy. She had been at the Grand Galloping Gala that first year she'd returned, but mostly stuck to the shadows. She didn't feel right then, not after a millennium sealed away, not after what she'd done upon her return. Indeed, she spent most of her time in the garden, where the shadows hung oppressively, giving her plenty of room to hide. It was there that she saw this yellow mare with the most beautiful pink mane and tail, desperately trying to catch and befriend the garden's animal denizens. She seemed desperate for acceptance, and it was clearly getting to her. In many ways, that mare reminded Luna of herself, rejected by those whose love she was desperate for. Then that pony, so frustrated, ran after a group of those animals, who had run into the castle in a panic. Then, that voice, tainted with anger and desperation, called out.

"You're going to love me!"

In that moment, Luna had seen a splitting image of herself, a pony twisted and deformed by anger and rejection. Another Nightmare Moon. Luna spent the day after in her bed, crying her eyes out. Did this beautiful mare's friends see the beautiful mare underneath? Did they try to help her? Did they love her? Curiously, she would follow Fluttershy every chance she got, observing this sweet pony who so loved nature and all the creatures of the realm. She was so frail, so delicate, so trusting. And even as she was betrayed and exploited, she dealt with it as best she could, rarely succumbing to the anger that had overtaken her that night. Luna was envious of her, but there was something else, something deep within her heart that she had thought long dead. She had fallen in love.

Then came Nightmare Night. She would have never shown herself publicly had it not been for her sister insisting that she return to normal life. Their subjects were terrified of her, hiding and cowering before her. She tried to impress them with obsolete regal custom, but only served to frighten them more. In an attempt to learn how to speak more normally, Twilight Sparkle had taken her to Fluttershy's cottage, along these very steps.

And there, Luna had made an ass of herself. Already terrified by Nightmare Night, seeing Luna had sent Fluttershy into terrified hysterics, to the point where Twilight had to force her out of her house twice. And then, that cursed Royal Canterlot Voice. She had been so foolish. How could she expect someone so easily frightened by her own shadow not to panic at being screamed at from so close. Those eyes, wide with terror, that cute mouth locked in a frown as she shivered, scared for her life. Luna had scared Fluttershy senseless, and it haunted her for the rest of the night. Even had that ridiculous pink pony not riled the crowd at the apple bobbing stand, Luna doubted she'd have kept the rest from losing their minds with fear for long. In the end, she only got them to stop rejecting her by playing the role given to her, the villain of Nightmare Night. Feeling like a fool, she withdrew again. She stopped following Fluttershy, convinced there was no way the sweet, perfect pony could ever love a monster like her.

That was until this week. When she'd received that letter from Fluttershy requesting an audience, she dropped everything. Hearing that Fluttershy, the pony of her dreams, was willing to look at her, much less talk to her, had lifted Luna's spirits up high for the first time in ages. Even more amazing, Fluttershy actually felt sorry for what happened. Luna should have been the one to apologize!

They'd talk for three straight nights, enjoying each others company. This delicate creature, this Fluttershy, had by now wholly captured Luna's heart, but Luna could never have imagined that Fluttershy could ever feel for her the way she did for Fluttershy. Luna would have to settle for Fluttershy's friendship.

That was until yesterday. She'd pored over Twilight's report with incredible fervor. What she had seen amazed her. Not only had Fluttershy wanted her, but that night that Luna thought had ruined her chances had apparently left a very different impression on the sun-colored pony. Her mind again wandered to that report, to Fluttershy's own secret fantasy.

Fluttershy’s screams grew more and more frantic, her voice cracking as she was more and more aggressively pounded. Her whole body was quivering now, the fire deep inside her building up, threatening to spill out any moment. Her eyes widened as the familiar wave of pure, uncontrolled euphoria hit her. Unable to withstand the assault, Fluttershy let out an ear-splitting cry and shuddered uncontrollably, her hooves collapsing under the weight of the earth-shattering orgasm that pulsated through her every nerve, blinding her for but a moment as she shuddered in the throes of white-hot pleasure.

Luna felt her own cheeks flare up and her wings pop straight up. She'd never felt this way in her whole life. There was a chance! Right now, she didn't care one bit if every other pony in Equestria hated her guts. She only had eyes for Fluttershy. Now, she had to make Fluttershy understand that she wanted her, not just for sex, but to spend the rest of eternity with.

Standing in front of the door, Luna took a few deep breaths to compose herself, willing her wings beck down to her sides. There was no way she would be so base as to show off a wing boner now. Satisfied that she was ready, she knocked on Fluttershy's door.

"Hello?" The mare of her dreams called out in that soft, sweet voice.

Luna again felt her wings rise, and again forced them back down, taking a deep breath. "F-Fluttershy!" Luna stammered. "Are you free?"

The door opened and Fluttershy looked at Luna with a curious gaze, her head tilted to the side slightly. "Why are you here at this time of day, Princess? Is something wrong?"

Luna shook her head, smiling warmly at the object of her affection. "No," she softly said with a shake of her head. "Nothing could be more right." Well, Luna thought. This is it. Steeling herself, she took a deep breath and just laid her cards on the table. "Fluttershy... I... I love you."

The two ponies stood there for a moment in silence. Neither knew what to do next. Love didn't come with a manual, after all, even for a deity like Luna.

Finally, for the first time in her life, Fluttershy took the lead. She leaned in and nuzzled Luna's neck softly. "I..." Words proved difficult to come by as Fluttershy fought off the urge to hide behind her mane. "I just... I didn't think..."

"Nor did I," Luna whispered, hushing Fluttershy with a peck on the forehead. "But, I figured, what's the worst that could happen?" Her eyes began to well up as she gazed at Fluttershy, trying to beat back the tears that filled her deep blue eyes. She was failing, however, unable to contain her tears of worry. What if she said no? What if she was wrong about what that dream had meant?

However, Fluttershy couldn't resist the sight of this poor, distressed pony before her. She wrapped her forelegs around Luna's neck, pulling her into an embrace. Her wings shot straight into the air at an impossible angle. Luna's wings joined Fluttershy's, but this time, she made no effort to push them back now. As hot as they were right now, neither pony would have had much luck.

“I... I love you too, Luna,” Fluttershy squeaked softly. “I just didn't think you'd...”

The two of them stood there in each others embrace for a while, simply enjoying one another's company. Still holding her, Luna finally spoke up. "Fluttershy," Luna cried softly, kissing her dream mare's earlobe as she spoke. "I... I'll treat you as roughly as you wish. I will make you scream, bring you to the heights of ecstasy, and make your every wish come true, no matter how... Exotic." She tightened her grip on Fluttershy slightly, as though frightened to lose her. "But," Luna resumd, her voice taking on a stern seriousness that would not be ignored, "you are no whore. You are no toy. You are the love of my life, the one that completes me and gives my existence meaning. Never forget that."

Fluttershy's eyes widened in surprise. She'd never told Luna about the dreams she'd been plagued with since that Nightmare Night meeting. There was only one way Luna could know. "Did Twilight tell you?" Fluttershy asked softly.

"After a fashion," Luna admitted. "I read part of the report relating to her research."

Fluttershy simply let out a soft giggle. Of course, Twilight would never send any project to Princess Celestia without detailed research, and of course Luna would notice. She was strangely not mad, however, actually rather glad that the mare who had consumed her dreams had shared those feelings. "May... May I call you Mistress? Not all the time, but..."

"Of course, my Fluttershy," Luna affirmed. "Though, are you sure that's the sort of relationship you want? I mean, I can be pretty... Harsh."

"Well, if Twilight recorded what she'd seen faithfully," Fluttershy replied, her voice still soft, yet carrying a seductive undertone, "you know I like the rough stuff."

Luna couldn't help but laugh at that. "Of course, my favored pet," Luna admitted. "We'll have to have you fitted for a collar."

That earned a giggle from Fluttershy, who opened her mouth to speak, but found herself interrupted by a group of hummingbirds who began singing Ode an die Freude on a dinner table, with Angel Bunny composing them from atop one of the chairs, using an uncooked spaghetti piece as a baton.

A bright, radiant smile crept onto Luna's face. "I see your friends have a taste for the classics," she observed.

"Indeed," Fluttershy replied with a dainty giggle. "Angel's always loved Neightoven. So peaceful, don't you agree?"

Luna nodded, and the two of them simply stayed in one another's arms, simply enjoying the music. Celestia and the others can wait, Luna thought. Right now, she was happy, truly happy for the first time in so many years.

Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity and Rainbow Dash followed a guard into the giant bedroom, marveling at the sheer size of the room. Once every pony was in, the guard excused himself, leaving the guests to gawk at Princess Celestia's quarters.

"Well darn," Applejack gasped. "This here's as big as a barn!"

Rarity replied with a haughty laugh and took a moment to admire the elegant furniture, stonework and banners. "It's certainly a lot more gorgeous," she squealed. "Oh goodness, what I wouldn't do to live in a place like this."

Ignoring Rarity and Applejack, Rainbow Dash flew around in a circle a few times, hugging the curved walls as she spun round and round. "Yeah, this is awesome!" She looked down at the beds, seven standard-sized cloud beds orbiting a gigantic bed in the center. "Well," she mused aloud, "Looks like this is going to be quite the intimate party. Hey, maybe they'll let us share a bed, eh Pinkie?" She waited for a few moments for Pinkie's response. When none came, she came back down to the floor and looked around. "Pinkie?"

Pinkie Pie was somewhat busy, planting large orange bricks attached to wires and strange mechanical devices all over the room. She placed one on each of the three large tables, then stuck one on each of the columns surrounding the room, culminating with in the center of the large cloud bed. Judging by the fact that neither the brick nor Pinkie fell through, it was easy to see that the beds were enchanted, probably for the non-pegasi in the room.

"Pinkie?" Rainbow Dash looked over at Pinkie Pie, scratching her head in confusion. "What are you doing?"

"Yes," a serene, undeniably regal voice interjected from behind the group. "What are you doing, Pinkie Pie?"

The group, sans Pinkie, turned toward the door and saw Princess Celestia walk into the room, with a blushing Twilight Sparkle in tow. Pinkie was busy checking the various orange bricks, making sure all the wires to the attached machinery were just right.

Not at all partial to being ignored in her own quarters, Princess Celestia spoke again. "Pinkie? What are you doing?" Twilight hid behind the princess, as if afraid of what was going to happen.

Finally, Pinkie bounced over to the princess, a huge smile on her face. "Oh, nothing special!" she chirped. She pulled out what looked like a remote control with just one big, red button. "I just noticed you didn't have any party stuff here, so..." She held up the remote. "It's time for some Party Semtex!"

The rest of the ponies took Twilight's cue and hid behind Celestia, who was now looking at Pinkie with wide-eyed horror.

"Wait!" Celestia demanded. "Don't you press-"

"Pressing the button!" Pinkie exclaimed excitedly as she jammed the button with full force. As blinding light filled the room and loud explosions drowned out all hearing, Celestia could only raise a shield to protect the others, from the destruction that was sure to follow.

Only, there was no destruction. Celestia examined the room as vision returned to her eyes. There was no damage whatsoever. Instead, balloons covered the roof and were suspended just above every bed, with festive banners hanging on the columns, one of them reading "Princess Party!" in large, pink lettering agaisnt a white background. The three formerly barren tables were now packed with cupcakes, candies, pies, candy apples, and all other assorted treats. The center table also featured a gigantic banana ice cream cake with an effigy of Princess Celestia in banana sorbet, along with a blueberry sorbet effigy of Princess Luna.

“Well,” Princess Celestia said faintly, “I didn't expect that.” Even though her ears were ringing, the after-image had faded enough to give her a full-detail view of the garish decoration and the abundance of sugary treats. She then looked down at the beaming Pinkie Pie, who was standing on her hind legs and hopping in place eagerly.

“Yay!” Pinkie squealed emphatically. “It worked! It worked! Now I can take a party everywhere!”

The princess couldn't help but roll her eyes at the party pony's crazed enthusiasm. “Yes, yes you can,” Celestia deadpanned as she looked back at her other guests, who were slowly moving out from behind her, looking just as surprised as she had been at the lack of devastation.

Applejack was the first to recover, adjusting her hat as she looked around at the festive decorations. “Well now,” she declared with a grin, “you done went and outdid yourself there, Pinkie.”

“Indeed,” Rarity agreed. “Still lots of garish colors, but it's certainly jubilant.” She walked over to the treat tables, marveling at the variety of goodies on display. “Really, darling, how do you do it?”

“Trade secret!” Pinkie exclaimed.

Every pony looked at her for a moment with varying degrees of incredulity. Celestia caught herself pondering whether the staff of Canterlot Asylum would be able to handle Pinkie.

Rainbow Dash interrupted the group pondering, another bit of curiosity overtaking her. “Hey, where's Fluttershy?” she asked, her voice soft with concern.

“Now that you mention it,” Rarity contemplated aloud, “Twilight came here with Princess Celestia, and the rest of us were brought here by a guard escort.”

Celestia smiled softly and let out a giggle. “Oh, Luna insisted on fetching Fluttershy,” she assured the others. “Apparently she had something to get off her chest.”

Twilight gulped softly and walked up to her mentor, looking up at her. “Wait... You didn't show Luna....”

“Your research?” Celestia finished. “Oh yes, Luna was actually quite enthused to read it. She apparently discovered something she'd never expected about Fluttershy.”

Twilight gulped loudly and looked down at the floor. “Well,” she whimpered, “hope it goes well. Yeah...” Oh goodness! She screamed inwardly. Luna's gonna think she's a freak! This is dreadful

Fluttershy moaned lustily as she bounced up and down along the length of Luna's magical shaft, the petals of her flower parted wide to let Luna drive into her again and again. She sat atop her Mistress' lap, back turned to her, giving Fluttershy deeper penetration while giving Luna easy access to both her holes should she desire to switch.

Fluttershy gasped and shuddered as she moved up and down, timing her movements with her Mistress' rapid, brutal thrusts. “M-Mistress! Mistress, I love it!” Fluttershy screamed at the top of her lungs, not caring if the whole of Ponyville heard her.

“Is it everything you dreamed, cunt?” Luna whispered raspingly into Fluttershy's ear, to which Fluttershy nodded emphatically. Such vulgarity tasted strange on Luna's lips, especially when speaking about someone so perfect, so angelic as Fluttershy. However, Fluttershy had insisted that the harsh language, combined with the harsh treatment, made the sex better for her, and judging by the way the sun-colored pony's snatch squeezed and shivered around her giant rod, Luna wasn't in a position to refute her lover's claims. Well, I suppose we all make compromises, Luna thought wryly. At least she was okay with me not using the Royal Canterlot Voice. She didn't want to damage the poor thing's ears, and there was little room for inflection when screaming, as she'd learned that Nightmare Night.

Still, she had to admit, this Mistress/slave relationship had its appeal. Fluttershy was a tougher pony than one would believe, and no matter how much strength Luna put into her rutting, Fluttershy merely begged for more. It was a nice, safe outlet for the Princess of the Night's frustrations. So long as Fluttershy accepted the occasional bit of romance and didn't try to get Luna to call her a whore, everything was golden. She might call her a slut, maybe, if the submissive was an especially good mare.

Returning her focus to the task at hoof, Luna ran her fore-hooves up and down Fluttershy's perfect little body, caressing her pet's chest and teats with a gentleness that served to contrast the rough way she slammed her meat full-bore into Fluttershy's trembling pussy. She was rewarded with more loud moans in that delicate, demure voice, which was growing raspy as she came and came again and again, her juices oozing out from around Luna's still-ramming cock. Suddenly, an idea took hold and just wouldn't let go. Grinning, Luna licked the tip of Fluttershy's right ear, a mischievous grin plastered on her face as she whispered softly. “So, my lovely cunt, shall we make our way to the party?”

“No, please!” Fluttershy begged desperately, gasping as she writhed in the throws of blinding ecstasy. “Please, don't stop! C-Come inside me, please!”

“Who said anything about stopping?” Luna joked as her horn began to glow.

Twilight's head suddenly shot up as she turned toward the large center bed. “Wait, what?!”

“You feel it too, Twilight?” Celestia asked, turning her attention from the slice she'd taken of the cake.

“Actually,” Rarity stated with concern, “so do I. There's suddenly a massive magical buildup here.”

“What could possibly be generating that power?” Celestia asked, her horn glowing as she prepared to fight off any potential enemies.

“Oooo, a guessing game!?” Pinkie chimed excitedly. “Discord? No, he's a statue again. How about one of those human thingies Lyra keeps talking about? Maaaaybe a demonic alien race hell-bent on destroying all sugar in the universe?”

Every pony looked at her in shock, blinking a few times as they did. Rainbow Dash and Applejack were about to chide their friend, when suddenly a spark of light cracked through the air, turning every pony's eyes to the large center bed. The sight before them was, mildly put, surprising.

Luna sat upright on the bed with Fluttershy atop her, hind legs splayed lewdly to show off just how easily she was taking Luna's giant, throbbing cock. The room was flooded with the sound of Fluttershy's orgasmic moans as she rode Luna's shaft with wild abandon, staring at Celestia and her friends with an impish smirk as she bounced up and down in time with Luna's violent thrusts.

“Yes!” Fluttershy cried out, shocking her friends with her complete lack of shyness. “E-Every pony look! Look as Mistress comes inside me!”

The rest of the ponies obliged, Rarity and Applejack slack-jawed while Rainbow Dash was taking notes and Pinkie Pie was bouncing up and down, clearly liking the sight before her. Celestia simply rolled her eyes and went back to her cake, peacefully enjoying the impromptu show.

Soon enough, Luna let out a grunt as she tensed up, ramming her cock all the way up Fluttershy's snatch and holding it in place. Every pony could hear the thudding beat of the two lovers' hearts and see the pulsating flesh at the base of Luna's cock. The Princess of the Night filled Fluttershy's insides with hot, steamy seed, painting her womb white with cum. Fluttershy let out an ear-splitting scream and threw her head back, her long, pink mane cascading all over Luna as she was overcome with the strongest orgasm of their rutting session. The two of took several deep breaths before Luna finally slid her cock out, allowing Fluttershy's over-filled pussy to gush out the excess semen, mixed with her own love juices, staining the large cloud bed. Sated, Luna and Fluttershy locked lips and moaned deeply, Luna's cock vanishing as she embraced her lover.

“W-Well,” Twilight stammered. “and here I was all worried....” She hoped that her lavender coat was hiding the severe blush she was sporting right now.

Celestia finished her cake and made her way to the door. “That bed's yours, sis,” she declared in a stern, matter-of-fact tone. “I'm getting another one.”

After Celestia returned with another large cloud bed and had it set just to the side of the existing beds, the party had resumed. Pleasantries and small talk were exchanged for much of the day, and they'd made short work of the snack table. Celestia was going to have to do some working out, she knew. Luna, on the other hoof, was still a bit famished. Who'd have thought that mid-coital teleportation would have taken so much energy?

Eventually, the time passed, and the Princesses stepped outside to lower the sun and raise the moon respectively. Fluttershy found herself surrounded by her friends, who were gazing at her with wide eyes and mirthful smiles on their faces.

“So, how'd you do it?” Rainbow Dash asked. “I mean, Princess Luna! I didn't think any pony could melt that one's heart!”

Twilight and Rarity both hushed their prismatic friend. Taking Rainbow Dash's scowl as her cue, Twilight looked over at Fluttershy, who was now sporting quite an impressive blush. “Really though,” Twilight asked. “I knew how you felt about her, but...”

“Oh, it's quite funny,” Fluttershy replied, her voice back to its soft, wispy tone. “Luna apparently thought there'd be no way I'd ever love her. Turns out we're quite similar. We both enjoy gorgeous nights and animals...”

“Rough sex...” Rainbow Dash murmured.

“Well,” Fluttershy interjected. “Luna was hesitant about that at first.” Rainbow Dash blinked a few times at that, while Pinkie Pie whispered in her ear about a bet. Ignoring them, Fluttershy resumed. “It took quite a bit of work to convince her that I really wanted to be hers, and that I really liked it rough like that.”

Rarity smiled warmly at her spa buddy, trotting up and hugging Fluttershy affectionately. “I hope the two of you have a long and wonderful relationship!”

“Oh, we will,” Fluttershy assured her. “Luna said something about making me a thrall... Some kind of creature of darkness, so I'd always be at her side.”

“What?” Rainbow Dash butted in, “like a vampire pony?” Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie and Twilight glared at her. “What? You know you were thinking it!”

“Oh no, nothing like that!” Fluttershy assured them. “I don't think I could drink blood anyway.” She tilted her head to a side and tried to come up with an explanation. “She said she'd make me some kind of thrall creature to her. I think she called it a... What was it, a suck-you-bays?”

Twilight face-hoofed at Fluttershy's vocabulary pony slaughter. “Succubus,” she corrected. “Kinda like a vampony, but feeding on sexual energy instead of blood. Not sure they would have too much trouble in the sunlight either, so you wouldn't have to worry about your animals.”

That made Fluttershy smile nice and wide. “Sounds nice,” she said sweetly. “That would mean I could give more food to the animals. I wonder how I'd eat when Luna's busy, though. I mean, I wouldn't want to be a burden or anything.”

That earned a face-hoof from every pony except Pinkie Pie, who looked to be contemplating something. Fluttershy noticed the party pony's uncharacteristic silence and shimmied back from her. “Um, I'm sorry if I offended you Pinkie Pie,” she said. “I didn't mean to.”

Pinkie's head shot up suddenly, eyes wide and a huge smile on her face. “Hey!” she cried out exuberantly. “Can I ride Luna sometime?”

“Pinkie!” the others shouted, Rarity looking as though she might faint.

“Of course,” Fluttershy replied with all the gentle warmth of someone being asked for some milk. “I made it very clear to Mistress that she could have sex with any pony she wanted.” She blushed a bit and hid behind her mane, a soft grin forming on her lips. “I kinda like the idea of being part of a harem.”

“Well now,” Applejack groaned, “That's a bit one way now, ain't it?”

“Oh, I don't mind,” Fluttershy insisted with a shake of her head. “I mean, if Mistress Luna wants me to have sex with another pony, I'll do it, but I really only have eyes for her.”

Applejack could only murmur something about the arrangement being improper, to which Twilight coughed and tried not to stare. I wonder what Fluttershy would say about you and your fantasies about your brother, Twilight thought wryly. Hypocrite much?

As odd and completely improper as it may be, Rarity smiled with gleeful warmth, absolutely elated for her friend. “Oh dear, Fluttershy! I'm so glad you were able to find some pony! And a princess!” She hugged Fluttershy tightly and let out a squee of delight. “I just hope you can keep coming to our spa days!”

“Oh of course!” Fluttershy assured her. “Maybe we could have Mistress come by as well? I imagine she'd enjoy a bit of pampering from Lotus and Aloe.”

“Sounds like a date,” Luna chimed as the doors opened to allow her and Celestia back into the room. Luna looked over at Fluttershy and smiled warmly at her, to which Fluttershy blushed and smiled back. The two were very much in love, and Fluttershy's friends all felt the warmth and radiance from the two. The Princess of the Night trotted over to Fluttershy, and then all seven ponies organized themselves into a row before Celestia, with Twilight at center.

Celestia levitated a gold medal with the royal sunburst emblazoned against a crimson cross pattée on it in front of her. “Every pony!” Celestia called, getting the audience's attention with her strong voice. “It is my great honor and pleasure to present Twilight Sparkle with the Medal of the Order For Merit to Equestria, First Class, for outstanding achievement in the magical sciences!” She then moved the medal to Twilight, who took it in her hooves and stared at it.

Fighting tears and smiling shakily, Twilight looked up at her mentor. “Princess, I...” She ran up to Celestia and nuzzled her affectionately. “Thank you so much, Princess!”

Celestia simply laughed and lowered her head to nuzzle Twilight back. “You're a wonderful student, Twilight Sparkle,” she declared, her voice soft and motherly. “There will be a more formal ceremony at a later date, but I just thought it'd be best to tell you how proud I was more personally.”

Every other pony in the room clapped their fore-hooves politely, broad smiles on their faces. It was a beautiful sight, and they were all glad to have been there to see such a personal display.

Celestia then turned her attention to the other ponies assembled. “It is my hope that you all continue to assist and inspire Twilight Sparkle in all her endeavors,” she declared, “and that you in turn are supported and inspired by her. I see greatness in you all. Creativity, determination, passion. I know that I shall see great, truly revolutionary things from you all.”

Luna couldn't help but let out a giggle. “You've always been talented in the way of words, sister,” she said.

Smiling and winking playfully at her sister, Celestia made her way to the bed. “On that note,” she said, making her way to the bed she'd brought in earlier, “we should make to bed.”

“Sounds 'bout right,” Applejack managed around a yawn. “This has been a whirlwind day all 'round.”

Luna and Fluttershy made their way to the central orbiting bed, exchanging playful pecks as they got into position. The rest of the ponies got onto the smaller beds, leaving only the beds originally meant for Luna and Fluttershy empty.

Sleep came rather quickly to the lot of them, even to Luna, who was prematurely tired from her early energy consumption.

All according to plan, Celestia thought, fighting off the urge to smile. It had been ingenious, really. An ever so slight variation on Twilight's work resulted in an enchanted medal that would broadcast the dreams of whoever slept with it to any pony within half a hoofball field's distance. With Twilight clutching the medal against her chest the way a mother would a foal, every pony in the room would get a nice, unfiltered view of their friend's dream. Who knows? Celestia pondered. Maybe we'll see something that will prove as... Useful... As Fluttershy's dream was for Luna.

Twilight Sparkle sighed softly as she crawled out of bed. It had been another long, arduous week of studying. It wasn't that she didn't enjoy her studies, especially when it was something so important, but her work on sub-molecular storage hadn't exactly yielded the same excitement as her dream enchantment. Still, her work wasn't about glory or excitement. It was about helping the ponies of Equestria. Well, for her it was more about impressing Princess Celestia than anything else, really, but helping the ponies of Equestria was a nice bonus.

At least I can rest and relax a bit today, Twilight thought. She'd already had Spike send out her notes and report, and intended to spend as much of the day doing nothing as she could get away with. Two straight weeks of intensive study was exhausting, even for her.

Of course, fate being what it was, a knock on her front door interrupted her relaxation before it had even really begun. Sighing softly. She made her way to the door and opened it, revealing a happy-looking, cross-eyed gray pegasus holding a large package with her fore-hooves.

“I brought you a letter!” Ditzy Doo chirped happily, giving the beige, rectangular cardboard box to Twilight.

“Thanks, Ditzy,” Twilight replied, returning the mail mare's smile. “See ya later.”

“Bye-bye!” Ditzy said as she took flight again, flying off in the general direction of Sugar Cube Corner. Most likely, she was off to get herself a muffin.

Twilight looked at the box, taking note of the address. The royal palace? Twilight thought. Of course it was no secret that Spike couldn't comfortably handle especially large objects – she'd just use him to travel to Canterlot otherwise – but she had to wonder what could be in this here package. Perhaps another honor of some type. No, the Princess would almost certainly honor her personally. Rejections didn't exactly require large packages either. This left Twilight with absolutely no idea just what was in the package.

“Well,” Twilight sighed to herself as she concentrated on the box, “only one way to find out, right?”

With that, Twilight undid the packing tape at the top of the box, carefully setting it aside before resting the box on the floor and lifting open the flaps.

“Gotcha!”

Princess Celestia's head poked out of the box, causing Twilight to lose concentration, yelping and jumping back. The box wasn't big enough for a normal pony, much less for the Princess of the Day! Defying reality, Celestia clambered out of the box, her mane and tail billowing in the ethereal breeze that seemed to follow her everywhere. When she was finally fully out of the box, Celestia kicked it away, standing on all four hooves in her full, royal glory.

“W-Wha!?” Twilight stammered as she looked at the mare of her dreams standing there before her. “How!?”

Celestia simply shrugged and smiled down at Twilight, her lavender eyes shimmering as she gazed down at the smaller unicorn. “You know,” the princess said with a warm smile, “you of all ponies should know how I fit in there, what with you having invented the method and all.”

Marveling that she hadn't fainted yet, Twilight cleared her throat and smiled at Celestia, though her eyes were body was quivering a bit at the all-too-sudden appearance of her idol. “W-welcome!” Twilight managed to spurt out, bowing hurriedly. “M-May I fetch you some tea, Princess Celestia?”

Sighing softly, Celestia closed the gap between herself and her student. “Stand, Twilight,” she ordered softly. “This is not a formal occasion.”

Twilight did as she was told and stared up at Celestia, her purple eyes shimmering in complete and total admiration. “Sorry, Pri – um, Celestia,” Twilight replied softly.

If there was anything Celestia wished for, it was that her ponies would stop acting as though they were going to get sent to the moon at any moment. It wasn't like she could just clap her hooves and wisk ponies away at will. Princess Luna's banishment had been the last resort, and even then, she had to find five friends of her own exemplified the Elements of Harmony. Returning her focus to the present, “Twilight,” she said softly as she looked down at her student, “You know you never have to fear me.”

Nodding hesitantly, Twilight smiled at her Princess. “S-Sorry,” Twilight managed to say. “It's not that I fear you. Far from it! It's just, well, I'm surprised is all. It's not exactly normal for royalty to travel via post.”

That brought a giggle to Celestia's lips, and she leaned her head down to nuzzle Twilight cutely. “Well, one of the perks of being a ruler is that you get to do as you like, even if it isn't normal. For example...” She shoved a fore-hoof into her hair, digging into the seemingly infinite chromatic void. She seemed to struggle for a moment, as if unsure whatever she was looking for was even there, until she pulled out a box, much like the one she had hidden in. She then used her magic to open the box, pulling out a cute diamond horn-ring, which she offered to Twilight. “Most would imagine me to be far too occupied with Equestria to occupy myself with love.”

A blush formed on Twilight's cheeks as she snatched up the horn-ring, slipping it on her horn as she struggled to stay on her feet. Did Celestia just say what Twilight thought she'd said?

As if sensing her student's confusion, Celestia planted her lips against Twilight's, gazing deep into her eyes. The two ponies shared the kiss and moaned softly, dueling tongues for a moment before finally backing off. “I love you, Twilight.” Celestia's words were soft and well-considered, but they carried a force that sent Twilight to her haunches, blinking in surprise.

“I'm sorry,” Twilight said in a faint, distant voice. “I think my hearing is getting bad, I think I heard you say 'I love you.'”

Celestia raised an eyebrow. “I did,” she affirmed. “Do you not love me as well?”

Immediately, Twilight ran up to Celestia and nuzzled her chest affectionately. “Far from it!” Twilight exclaimed. “I've loved you as long as I can remember! It's just I never expected you to... feel the same way.” Her blush only served to intensify, her cheeks nearly as red as Big Mac's coat.

A mirthful grin crept onto Celestia's lips as her magic reached into the box, this time pulling out a pair of bananas. A pair of long, uncommonly thick bananas. “Do you like bananas?” she asked playfully.

The bananas seemed grossly out of place. Twilight did indeed love a nice banana, but she couldn't help but wonder what that had to do with she and Celestia loving each other. They were bright and garish, certainly nothing that would be considered particularly romantic. Perhaps there was some deeper meaning, some symbolism that Twilight was missing.

Celestia positioned one of the bananas horizontally with her magic, moving it back and forth suggestively.

Oh, Twilight thought, suddenly feeling rather dumb for not having caught the metaphor sooner. This is turning out to be more exciting than I'd imagined. “Why yes,” she answered aloud, a grin creeping onto her lips. “I absolutely adore bananas!”

“Good to hear,” Celestia replied, “You know, I absolutely can't get enough of them!” With that, Celestia magically whisked the bananas behind Twilight. “Now, no peeking!” she commanded, her voice still playful. “Stand up.”

Doing as told, Twilight immediately sprung up to all fours, gazing up at Celestia with wide, sparkling eyes. Celestia again reached down, snatching Twilight's lips with her own. The two of them simply stayed still, moaning into each others mouth, enjoying the moment.

Then the feel of two hard, unpeeled bananas shoving themselves into her plot and pussy snapped Twilight out of rational thought. Holy shit! Twilight's mind screamed as she felt the two of them sliding almost completely inside of her. That's one way to use a banana!

As if reading Twilight's mind, Celestia's magic began to move the two bananas in a well-rehearsed rhythm, the one in her plot pulling back as the one in her flower pushed in, the two of them working like a well-oiled machine. Still, she didn't break off the kiss, keeping her lips pressed against Twilight's.

Eventually, Twilight broke the kiss. Not that she wanted to, but it was hard to keep her body under control while being fucked by the two unrelenting yellow fruits. Her head jerked back violently as she let out a moan, her legs quivering and her body squirming as she rode the two bananas for dear life. “P-Princess Celestia!” she cried out, her voice cracking as she wailed out in lust. “It's... It's wonderful!”

Celestia merely smiled back at her beloved Twilight. “Of course it is,” she replied playfully. “I do this to myself all the time. A good piston motion brings out the orgasm quite strong.”

As if proving Celestia's point, Twilight shouted out her lust, her body collapsing as she climaxed wildly, spasms wracking her body with the searing, white-hot sensation of ecstasy pouring through her every pore. Dizzy from the sheer force of her climax, Twilight looked up at Celestia, a weak smile on her face.

Celestia couldn't help but smirk softly as she pulled the banana that had occupied Twilight's twat over to her, letting her tongue run along the bright yellow skin. “Mm, naughty naughty Twilight,” Celestia cooed softly as she continued licking her student's honey off the banana. “And here I was thinking that would just be foreplay.”

“Sorry?” Twilight whimpered softly, struggling back to her hooves, which was proving rather difficult with the other banana still in her plot. “It's just that, you know, I've never been done so roughly before!”

Licking the last of Twilight's juices from the banana, Celestia grinned and winked playfully at her. “Oh dear,” she gasped in mock shock, “A gentle flower, are we? I do hope you can keep up with me. I find the slow stuff oh so dreadfully boring.” With that, she rested the two bananas on a nearby coffee table.

Twilight nodded so hard that Celestia was convinced for a moment her head would pop off from whiplash. “Y-Yes! Yes, I can totally keep up with you!”

“I'm glad to hear it,” Celestia replied. “Just don't go all Fluttershy on me, okay?”

That remark made Twilight giggle. Since Fluttershy and Luna got together, the rumors of the two ponies' kinkiness had become the talk of Ponyville. Not that Twilight believed every rumor. Luna entertaining herself by watching Fluttershy be gang-fucked was a bit off, and then there was the rumors of Mr. Grizzles. Still, it had become quite common knowledge that Fluttershy was the undisputed deep-throat queen of Equestria, as well as the bukakke queen, swallowing queen, anal queen and the interracial queen. Twilight wasn't anywhere near as adventurous. “Yeah, no need to worry about that,” Twilight assured her. “Fluttershy and Luna are Fluttershy and Luna. I'm not quite on their level of kinkiness.”

Celestia couldn't help but laugh as well. Unlike Twilight, she had the ability to have her intelligence agency check every rumor. They were all true. Brushing that from her mind for a moment, Celestia licked her lips and kissed Twilight's forehead. “I must admit,” Celestia purred mischievously. “There is one thing Luna and Fluttershy do that I'm curious to try...” With that, Celestia's horn started to glow. Her clitoris started growing, expanding slowly into a long, hard phallus with a flared head.

Twilight grinned and nodded as she saw the enormous cock that jutted out proudly underneath her lover. “Oh, you want me to suck it?” she asked in a breathy, overly eager voice.

“Well, it's so nice of you to offer!” Celestia replied with a wink. “Would you be so kind as to lead me to the bedroom?”

“Sure!” Twilight chirped happily, far more eager than perhaps she should have as she led Celestia to her bedroom.

The bed wasn't exactly large, but it was at least tall enough to where Celestia could comfortably thrust if Twilight were lying down on it. Celestia looked over at her lovely assistant and gestured over to the bed. Taking the cue , Twilight hopped onto the bed and laid on her back, her head hanging off the far end of the bed.

She's quite eager, Celestia thought to herself as she lifted her hind legs onto the bed at either side of Twilight. Looking down, she appreciated just how big she was compared to mortal ponies – she wasn't even sure she'd be able to see Twilight when she was fully mounted. Sure enough, by the time she got enough of her body over Twilight to have proper leverage, she could scarcely see the hooves of the girl's hind legs. “Twilight,” Celestia said, “would you be so kind as to take hold of my cock and aim it at your mouth? I'm not going to be able to do that on my own...”

“Sure thing, Celestia,” Twilight replied with a chuckle as she snatched the enormous member and positioned it just right. Deciding that getting a head start would also help guide her princess, Twilight opened her mouth and slipped the head inside, moaning as she wrapped her lips around the flared tip of Celestia's spear.

Assured that she would not have to worry about poking Twilight's eye out, Celestia drove her massive dick slowly down Twilight's throat, making extra sure not to hurt her new marefriend. Sure, she could repair any injuries nearly instantly with her magic, but it was important to Celestia that Twilight be completely comfortable, or at least as comfortable as a mare can be when having a cock shoved down her throat. Surprisingly, Twilight's mouth and throat offered little resistance, just tight enough to feel pleasing against Celestia's throbbing length as she pushed it in, the flared head nearly at the girl's stomach. “Okay, is that good? Can you handle that?” Celestia asked. Realizing Twilight couldn't exactly produce anything but a gurgle from her mouth at the moment, Celestia cleared her throat. “Uh, tap my stomach once for yes, twice for no.”

Celestia felt one of Twilight's fore-hooves graze her stomach a bit more slowly and tenderly than one would associate with a tap, but she didn't mind. Twilight had really nice hooves. Perhaps after this, Celestia would ask for a massage. For the moment, however, Celestia was satisfied that Twilight wasn't going to puke or choke or anything like that in the short-to-intermediate term, and began to buck her hips back and forth slowly, gaging Twilight's reaction. The purple unicorn responded by tightening her lips and sucking loudly, slurping hungrily on the massive tool as Celestia pushed it back and forth. The two ponies were starting to feel the effects almost immediately, Twilight's snatch flowing freely once more as Celestia's cock began to throb, pulsing against the tightly squeezing flesh of Twilight's hot, wet throat muscles.

Twilight blushed deeply as she suckled hungrily on the heavenly meat, moaning and drooling as a hunger she'd never felt before began to take hold. She wasn't merely content to have Celestia's cock slowly moving up and down the length of her throat. No, she wanted to feel the full passion of her lover in every thrust. She wanted her mouth to take all of Celestia's lust. She even felt the rumbling deep in the pit of her stomach, and knew in the back of her mind that the only thing that would sate her was the semen of the Sun Goddess. Desperate for more, Twilight reached up and slapped Celestia's right flank, or at least as much of her right flank as she could from this angle.

Celestia moaned softly and widened her eyes in surprise. “Twilight,” she growled seductively, “did you just tell me to giddy up?”

Twilight slapped Celestia's flank again, leaving absolutely no doubt.

“Very well, my lover,” Celestia replied, her voice husky with desire, “I shall give you what you want.” In the back of her mind, she wondered if Twilight could take it. Being divine, Celestia had power – both physical and magical – far outstripping normal ponies. Were she not careful she could very well send Twilight flying off her cock and right through a window, which would be difficult to explain away. Still, this was Twilight, the pony of her dreams, and she would give her whatever she desired. She steadily built up speed, leaving Twilight plenty of room to protest should the need arise as she started pumping faster and faster. No protest came, and Celestia couldn't help but hope that none would be forthcoming. Her cock was pulsating wildly with lust she'd not known for several millennia. Twilight's throat was exquisite, like a tightly-wrapped, fleshy vice drenched in warm honey, squeezing and trembling against the throbbing hardness of Celestia's rod. As her speed built up, Celestia became less and less aware, pumping harder and harder, ramming the head of her tool just inside Twilight's stomach over and over again.

Twilight was rather blissed out as well. The fullness of her mouth and throat was exquisite, and the way the pumping rod pushed back against her eagerly swallowing throat served to send shivers down her spine and warmth throughout her body. Even her every breath set her loins afire, the smell of Celestia's male and female arousals mixing to form an intoxicating aphrodisiac that Twilight could easily see herself becoming addicted to. She was now drooling profusely from both mouths, closing her eyes as she laid back and sucked. She didn't even want to waste time cleaning her face. Every thought was of sucking, all her energy focused on her tightly sealed lips and her clenching, gulping throat. The rumbling in her stomach grew stronger as she continued to suck, to the point where she could swear Celestia was hearing it. Still, she continued to suck and slurp, her tongue lashing at the massive cock as it thrust down her throat over and over again.

Eventually, Celestia reached the same point of mindless ecstasy as Twilight. She was putting all she had into each thrust, breaking the bed-frame as she rutted Twilight's mouth with all the force she could muster. Her loins were tight, her cock throbbing as the need to release flooded her very soul. It felt so hot, so wet. Her cock ached with the desire to spill its load. Celestia gritted her teeth, trying to hold back the impending release, rewarded for her effort with ever sweeter, more intense pleasure as her mind and her cock fought one another.

Eventually, Celestia's cock won out. Letting out a loud, high-pitched wail, Celestia erupted into Twilight, pumping the seed directly into her stomach. Still, Twilight continued to suck and swallow, the smaller unicorn's body begging for more and more of her gorgeous lover's holy spunk. Unable to hold back her own body, Twilight writhed underneath Celestia as the second orgasm of the day took her, white-hot fire spreading through her body as her eyes fluttered wildly. The sensation for both ponies was exquisite.

It was, unfortunately, also fleeting. The two ponies came down from their highs, delirious from the sheer intensity of their fucking. Slowly, Celestia slipped her cock from the Twilight's still-suckling mouth, spraying a last bit of semen on her lavender cheeks and lips. She then backed away, getting a good look at Twilight, who was gasping and panting as she licked the cum from around her lips and swallowed it as well, her eyes gazing back at Celestia with the trembling, starry beauty of afterglow. Neither needed to ask how it was for the other. The look in their eyes said it all.

There was, however, one question that presented itself to Celestia, one that she couldn't resist asking. “Twilight,” she began, her tone a lot more relaxed, “You've never done this with a stallion before, right?”

“No!” Twilight breathlessly replied. “I've only ever desired you!”

“Then how were you able to so easily, um, take it?” Celestia retorted curiously.

That comment brought a smile and a laugh to Twilight's face. “Princess,” she stated in a cool, matter-of-fact tone, “I've had enough cupcakes jammed down my throat for that to be a non-issue. I'm friends with Pinkie Pie, remember?”

Twilight Sparkle opened her eyes to a curious sight. In front of her stood Princess Celestia, a smile on her face, with Luna and others behind her, all of them sporting grins as well. She blushed a bit and shrank back from their gaze, feeling the warm wetness of arousal that had plagued her mornings the last week.

“Uh, what's going on here?” Twilight asked as she tried to shake off the sleepiness.

“Oh, nothing,” Celestia beamed.

Twilight simply raised an eyebrow as she looked back at the six ponies behind Celestia. Pinkie Pie was quiet. Pinkie Pie was never quiet unless something was happening, and often not even then. To see her simply standing there and looking back at her, Twilight knew something was up.

Celestia smiled, pleased as ever with her student's quick wit. “My dear, didn't you notice something strange?” Celestia pointed at the medal Twilight was still clutching against her chest.

Looking down, Twilight took a moment to check the medal for any abnormalities. It was a perfectly fine medal, made of the finest metals and expertly crafted, so there was nothing she could point at that was amiss. Quickly scanning the trinket for magical tampering, however, had found the issue – the medal was enchanted!

Seeing the look of shock on Twilight's face, Celestia resumed. “Well, after all your friends volunteered to bare their dreams to you, I thought it'd be fair to bare your dreams to them.”

Twilight let out a panicked squeal and jumped to her hooves, turning around and pushing her face into the cloud bed. When the scent of her wet dream assaulted her nostrils, she realized just how much worse this position was and turned back around to face the others. Her cheeks were deep red, and she could see Rarity wincing for but a moment, most likely at how horribly her blush clashed with her coat.

Seeing her pupil's reaction, Celestia shook her head and smiled warmly. “There's nothing to be ashamed of.”

“Princess Celestia is right,” Fluttershy agreed. Twilight saw that she was next to Princess Luna, the two of them occasionally rubbing their flanks together.

Catching Twilight's eyes staring, Luna simply winked. “Indeed,” she added. “You've actually given me some ideas. I'm sure my lovely yellow cunt would love to try them.” Fluttershy nodded and blushed, a mischievous grin forming on her lips.

Then, the inevitable happened. “I got an idea too!” Pinkie Pie shouted as she started bouncing up and down. “I was thinking, you know how they have edible underwear? How about an edible dildo! It could be really big and feel like a pony's cock, and you can ram it in all sorts of places! Talk about playing with your food, right!? But, how would I get the texture right? I mean, I can't make gummy-bear dildos, cuz then they'd get stuck in places you don't want them stuck in, but if I made jaw-breaker dildos, you couldn't really eat them when you were done, and they'd probably melt while you used them! I was thinking about licorice, but I'm not sure about the texture, and - “

Rainbow Dash came to the rescue, sticking a hoof in Pinkie's mouth. “That's enough, Pinkie.”

“How 'bout just a regular ol' sticky pop?”

Seven sets of bulging eyes turned to Applejack.

“What?” Applejack asked, adjusting her stetson. “It's hard enough not to break while bein' intimate, but it ain't so hard you can't enjoy it after.”

Pinkie pushed Rainbow's hoof out of her mouth and pounced Applejack, smothering her in a four-legged hug that some Equestrian mixed martial arts leagues would have classed as a submission hold. “That's brilliant!” Pinkie exclaimed, her eyes sparkling as she gazed down at Applejack, who was smiling nervously while trying to squeeze out of Pinkie's death grip.

Sighing as every pony save Twilight was distracted by the effort to pry Pinkie off Applejack, Celestia took a course of action she'd not taken since the banishment of Nightmare Moon. It was something she'd hoped never to do again, but faced with this obstacle, Celestia saw no other solution. She turned to face the ponies making a mockery of this moment and let loose.

“Stop fooling around!”

The previously raucous ponies resumed their previous position of standing in line, petrified by the terrifying volume and bass of Celestia's Royal Canterlot Voice. Even Twilight stared at the sun goddess, worried for a moment she might witness the birth of a new Nightmare Moon.

Instead, Celestia simply smiled. Everything was under control, and she could get back to what was important. She turned back to Twilight, melting the unicorn's worry with a heartfelt gaze and smile. “I'm so sorry about that, Twilight.”

Twilight smiled back, sighing in relief. Wait. Twilight realized something. If every pony here could see my dream, then so could Princess Celestia. Oh no! Suddenly filling with doubt, Twilight slumped her shoulders and frowned, looking down at the floor. “I guess this is the part where you tell me it would never work.”

“What?!” Celestia gasped. That wasn't what she expected.

“I'm so sorry!” Twilight wailed, sniffling as the tears started to form. “It's just that ever since I was a filly, you've been everything to me. You're so kind and caring and gorgeous, and you smell nice, and the way you look at me makes my legs quiver, and...”

“Twilight?” Celestia looked around, sensing that she was rapidly losing control of the situation.

“How could you ever want anything to do with me? I'm just some little dorky unicorn! I shove my face in books and read all day! I know so much about magic and history and science, but put me in a situation where I have to admit how I really feel, and I melt!”

“Um, Twilight?” Celestia waved a hoof in front of Twilight, biting her lower lip nervously as Twilight started crying.

“I'm pathetic! I'm sure you could have any stallion or mare you want, someone who'd be able to love you back without being constantly ashamed!”

“H-Hey!” Fluttershy squeaked, hiding behind her mane as she felt that remark hit closer to home than she'd like.

“I'm just so sorry you had to see my stupid, foolish, impossible fantasies. I know I'll never be the one you love. No need to be gentle or anything, just lay it out on me.” Now Twilight was bawling out openly, and all the other ponies in the room were looking at one another, wondering why this was going so wrong. Unaware of the reactions she was getting, Twilight continued to wallow in whatever it was ponies were supposed to wallow in, collapsing onto her stomach as she cried out her misery. “Just tell me what I know, get it over with. I'll recover.” Twilight's eyes, full of heartbreak and hopelessness, stared up at Celestia, ready to have her every hope and dream crushed in full view of her friends.

Celestia, however, steeled herself, taking a deep breath and closing her eyes. This has gone on quite long enough! Celestia chided herself. She knew exactly how to stop this. Bracing herself, she walked up close to Twilight's bed and looked down at her. “Get up,” she commanded, her voice forceful and leaving little room for objection.

Sighing and getting up onto her feet, Twilight bit her lower lip. Great, she thought, now she's going to reprimand me for making a scene too! I'll never be able to show my face around her again! I may not even be able to show my face in Eques – Her thoughts were interrupted by Celestia suddenly pressing her lips against hers in a powerful kiss. Suddenly, all time seemed to stand still, the eyes of mentor and student locked onto each other just as tightly as their lips.

Meanwhile, the onlookers leaned forward, waiting with bated breath for what was going to happen next. Luna, however, misjudged her weight balance and fell over, landing on her face.

“That's my shtick!” Pinkie protested.

Ignoring the audience, Celestia finally broke off the impromptu kiss. “That may not be the answer you were expecting,” she told Twilight, her voice soft and full of love, “but know that it is what I feel. I just never had the courage to say so.”

Twilight let out a deep breath she didn't even realize she was holding. Could it actually be happening? Did Celestia feel the way she did?

As if seeing the questions in Twilight's eyes, Celestia kept going. “I figured you only saw me as a surrogate mother. I've known you since you were so little, and I was afraid I'd lose your friendship if I tried to push.” Now it was Celestia's turn to cry, tears streaming silently from her eyes as she spoke. “I'm sorry I was such a coward, Twilight. I shouldn't have waited until you discovered this. I should have had the courage to just ask.”

Twilight found herself moved by Celestia's confession. “It's okay,” she replied softly, nuzzling Celestia's face affectionately. “Things happen for a reason right?” The two of them simply stayed in place, enjoying each other's closeness.

Of course, one of the other ponies just had to mess it up. While wiping her eyes, Luna suddenly had an epiphany. “Hey! You know what this calls for!?” She jumped behind Fluttershy, only to reappear behind a column on the other end of the room. “A party!”

Pinkie Pie rolled her eyes at the futile imitation. She then pulled the Big Red Button(TM) from yesterday and pressed it. A series of explosions sounded overhead as the Party Semtex she'd placed on the ceiling while no one was looking detonated, showering the group with cupcakes, candies and pies.

An apple pie landed on Luna's head, and she could only grumble bitterly. “Showoff.” She glared at Pinkie Pie angrily.

“Yep!” Pinkie chirped triumphantly.

The antics of the party pony and the moon goddess were ignored, however, by Twilight and Celestia, who simply smiled and kissed. Sure, they had custard and various other sweets covering their bodies. More important, however, was that their hearts were exposed to one another. Everything had gone according to plan after all.