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Twilight Sparkle sighed softly as she put her latest batch of notes in her enchanted chest, making sure the magical lock was secure. Having once again gone through her calculations and still finding no errors, she came to a single conclusion.

My friends are perverts. Twilight shrugged slightly at that thought. Well, at least Fluttershy and Applejack are.

Of course, she wasn’t going to knock her friends for having vibrant fantasy lives. The two of them clearly were able to function in the world around them. Granted, the two of them needed ponies to warm their beds. Perhaps she could be a Good Friend(TM) and arrange a date with Luna for Fluttershy? Maybe ask around for a stallion Applejack could get involved with that was like her brother, only without the whole blood relation thing.

Shaking her head and pushing the thoughts out of her mind, Twilight focused on the task at hoof. She had to find the next subject for her dream amulet. Having already collected two friends’ samples, it shouldn’t be to hard to get the rest of her friends’ to let her try her amulet out. After all, if Fluttershy and Applejack came through it okay, no one had to worry about their home becoming a roost for electrified leeches or anything. She shuddered at that memory. She was the bane of all Canterlot for a month after that experiment.

Leaving her study, she once again found that she had spent much of the day jotting down notes. Spike was reading something on his own and munching on some rubies, apparently having found a graphic novel or something. Great for her; left her more able to focus. Gotta find one of the others, Twilight thought to herself. That data isn’t going to smack me in the face.

Suddenly, the sound of glass shattering violently echoed through the library. Whatever it was, it was right behind her! Twilight turned around to investigate the source of the sound and was immediately bowled over as a celeste-and-rainbow-colored blur smacked her right in the face. She and her assailant tumbled on the floor from sheer momentum before slamming against the door. She was blinded for a moment, but she could still tell that she was on her back, with something heavy on top of her face.

“Sorry about that!” the perpetrator, Rainbow Dash, apologized as she slowly pushed herself up off the still-dazed Twilight Sparkle’s face.

Okay, maybe it will, Twilight corrected herself as she shook the stars out from her eyes. Aloud, she groaned as she got up on all fours, glaring at Rainbow Dash. “What the hay!? You know I have a door, right!?”

The offending rainbow-maned pegasus forced a giggle and looked around shiftily, trying not to look as guilty as she clearly was. “Yeah, about that,” Rainbow sighed. “I was trying a new stunt. Wanted to do a super-tight triple-loop while in a corkscrew spin, but kinda lost control.”

Twilight waved a hoof dismissively at her friend. “Yeah, whatever.” She shrugged slightly and walked up to Rainbow, a smile forming on her lips. “Actually, it’s just as well you came. I was hoping you could help me with something!”

“You’re not gonna turn me into spiders, are you?” Rainbow asked, raising an eyebrow.

“I’m not going to turn you into spiders, Rainbow Dash!” Twilight huffed. Really, where did ponies get stuff like this from? “C’mon, I’ll explain over dinner. My treat.”

That was more than enough to get Rainbow Dash’s attention.

“So lemmie get this straight,” Rainbow asked, taking a bite of her Fillydelphia cheese sandwich, “You’re looking into dreams?”

“Yep!” Twilight Sparkle was quite proud as she nodded, glancing down for a bit at the golden amulet she wore. She brought a spoonful of sweet potato pudding to her mouth and moaned softly at the sublime sweetness. It was different from the apple treats she had at Applejack’s, but there was still that soft, pleasant tingle in the mouth. If there was anything she loved about this place, it was that she couldn’t go wrong with anything on the menu. The owner was an absolute sweetheart too. I wonder if Chili would let me look in her dreams. Refocusing on the conversation at hoof, she smiled warmly at Rainbow Dash. “It’s been a rousing success so far! I’d say three more samples, and it’s ready to go to Princess Celestia!”

After a couple of blinks, Rainbow Dash replied with the first thing that came to her head. “Why?”

“Why!?” Twilight shot back in disbelief. “Think of how much this would help psychology! Finding the cause of a pony’s depression could be as simple as looking into a dream to see what’s on his or her mind! Or, or maybe a lawbreaker holding the secrets to his crime spree in that head of his! There’s just so much potential!” The glassy look she got back in response led Twilight to believe that her explanation had sailed right over Rainbow Dash’s head. It seemed the rainbow-maned flier was doomed to never understand the more complex parts of pony life and society. Oh yeah, she thought ruefully. I bet she has riveting dreams! The sheer sarcasm of her inner voice caused Twilight to shudder. She shouldn’t be prejudicing herself like this!

Rainbow Dash shrugged and took another bite of her sandwich. “Well, I guess that’s important.” She took a look at the amulet, admiring the craftsmanship if nothing else. “So, what? You wanna look in my dreams?”

“Yes, that’s right.” Twilight swallowed another spoonful of pudding. “I figure you and the others would be the best, since I know you all. Already tried it on Fluttershy and Applejack, it’s been pretty smooth sailing.” She conveniently left out the part where she’d discovered some new things about those two, and was elated when Rainbow Dash didn’t ask.

“I guess we can do that,” Rainbow mused aloud. “Though I’d have to sleep in your place. I know you can cast a spell to land on clouds, but I’ve never seen a non-pegasus sleep a full eight hours in the sky even then.”

“Hehe, yeah.” Twilight had to agree. Never minding that she didn’t want to risk magical interference, the idea of falling to her death in her sleep wasn’t exactly what she would call appealing. “So, you think you can stay over tonight?”

“Be glad to!” Rainbow Dash chirped. “You know me, always ready to help a friend.”

Twilight smiled and clapped her fore-hooves together. “Yay! This is gonna be fun!”

After returning to the library, the two ponies spent some time talking. Apparently, another completely random and not at all planned outbreak of pony pox swept across the weather ponies today. Thankfully, Rainbow Dash was able to enlist a couple of Ponyville’s pegasus ponies to help manage the skies. Still, without the full team, the scheduled rainstorm this week was going to have to be delayed, resulting in next week’s having to be longer and more powerful. Twilight only hoped that Applejack and Rarity would get along this time.

As Luna’s moon reached its apex, the two mares started to feel their long days weigh on them, their bodies growing more and more tired with each passing moment.

“Well, looks like it’s bedtime.” Twilight said. Thankfully, Spike had gone to bed a few hours prior. Something about not wanting to put up with ‘silly mare gossip.’ Any other time, she’d have given that little dragon a piece of her mind, but today, she was content to let it slide. After all, she had another friend to keep her company, and another bit of data to study.

“You know,” Rainbow Dash opined, “maybe when you’re done with all this testing, you could make one of those pendants for Princess Luna. Gotta be lonely tending to the sky late at night, when most ponies are asleep.”

Twilight’s eyes bulged nearly out of their sockets at Rainbow Dash’s suggestion. All this time, and she’d never thought of that? Perhaps her athletic friend was more intelligent than she had previously believed. “Good idea, actually.” Well, she had to give Rainbow Dash her due, that was actually pretty smart. Making a mental note to take a physical note of that idea later, Twilight showed Rainbow Dash up to the guest room, where two beds sat across from one another, next to a large window.

The sight clearly impressed Rainbow Dash, who sighed happily and spread out her wings, stretching the over-worked membranes nice and far. “Ah man, that looks nice.” She retracted her wings before taking one of the beds. Twilight took the other, and the two of them tucked themselves in for the night.

“Glad you like,” Twilight chirped happily, staring up at the ceiling. “Least I don’t have to worry about you tugging on the mattress.”

“Huh?” Rainbow Dash blinked a few times at that remark. “What do you mean?”

“Nevermind,” Twilight dismissed with a wave of a fore-hoof. She didn’t feel like explaining the last sleep-over she’d had. Instead, she adjusted the pendant around her neck, making sure she was perfectly comfortable and that it wouldn’t slip under her while she slept.

“Okaaaay.” Rainbow Dash murmured, looking at Twilight strangely. “Well, g’night.”

“Night, Rainbow Dash!” With that, Twilight and her guest went to bed, the serene silence of the guest room making their eyes heavy as sleep slowly took the two mares.

Rainbow Dash smiled and sipped on the red wine in the golden goblet in her fore-hooves. She found herself in a large, opulent dining hall, with a huge, glistening golden chandelier and gold trimmings along most of the stonework. Even the large, fluffy seats were trimmed with gold and precious gemstones. The hall could rival the most gorgeous rooms in Canterlot, she felt.

Then there was the series of displays on the walls. All manner of accolades and awards hung on the walls, along with medals, trophy cups, newspaper clippings, and all sort of pieces speaking her host’s praise for one accomplishment or another. The whole lot just seemed dizzying, more than any one pony could dream of in a lifetime. Not that Rainbow Dash didn’t intend to try to get as many awards, of course.

The creaking of the large, ornate double-door at the far side of the room snapped Rainbow Dash out of her sight-seeing reverie. Seems her host was finally coming to greet her! Smiling, Rainbow Dash beheld the mansion’s owner: A sandy brown pegasus mare with a gold compass rose cutie mark, her mane and tail a series of gray and black gradients, an interesting contrast to her maroon eyes.

“Rainbow Dash!” Daring Do exclaimed. “So glad to see you came!”

“Wouldn’t miss it!” Rainbow Dash replied with a wink as she set her wine goblet on the exquisite table and hopped off her chair, walking over to her friend before the two of them shared a huge, warm hug.

“Heh, I see you’ve tried the gymnasium,” Daring quipped as she took a deep breath, inhaling the scent of Rainbow Dash’s fresh sweat. “Perhaps you can go visit the shower later.”

That brought a giggle from Rainbow Dash, who winked and sniffed her friend as well. “Hey, I know a mare who uses that same perfume!”

“Ah, so you know Fluttershy as well?” Daring asked as she broke off the hug. “She introduced it to me. Absolutely divine, sweet and floral, but nowhere near as overpowering as so many other perfumes I’ve tried.”

“Didn’t know you were into that kinda thing,” Rainbow admitted, to which Daring gazed at her with half-lidded eyes.

“Dashie, it’s hard enough to get passports to half the countries I go to. I don’t want to go to an embassy smelling like a hoof ball locker!” Daring’s tone lightened up as a small grin crept onto her face. “Besides,” she added mischievously, “Mares tend to be more attracted to you if you smell nice.”

Rainbow Dash couldn’t help but laugh at that remark. She’d been trying to get some action from Fluttershy for some time. Well, from her, Applejack, Twilight, and any mare she could find. Not that she hadn’t tried stallions, of course. Hell, she’d banged a few. It just didn’t feel the same; they felt harder, they were more callous, their hooves far clumsier. Even when they tried to be sensitive and considerate, it was always forced, as though it were a means to an end more than anything else. Mares, now they were her speed – soft and supple, curvy in all the right places, and the way they’d moan when she worked her tongue on them, it was amazing. Of course, bring some toys into the mix, and you made up for the only thing stallions brought to the table – some rough fun. Rainbow’s mind wandered to this gorgeous little powder-blue pegasus mare she’d met at Sugar Cube Corner a few weeks back. Limelight Courtesan was her name, if Rainbow remembered right. The way that mare could work a strap-on was just--

“Rainbow Dash?” Daring Do cleared her throat. “Are you daydreaming again?”

“No!” Rainbow Dash squeaked, shaking her head wildly. “Not at all.”

Daring Do scrunched her face up for a moment, unconvinced, but decided to drop it. She had bigger things on her mind. “Anyway, I called you here because you’re just the mare I need!”

At that, Rainbow Dash snapped to full attention. “Sure, anything for you!” she declared.

“Settle down, fan-filly,” Daring chided as she led her friend out of the room. “Anyway, I just found something absolutely amazing, and you were the first mare to come to mind!”

“Oh?” Rainbow Dash was curious now. Daring Do was a world famous archeologist, while she herself was famous for being fast, in more ways than one. What could she help Daring with?

As if to answer Rainbow Dash’s unspoken question, Daring Do trotted over to the display case and pushed a button. The whole display turned around like something out of a spy novel, and on the other side, encased in glass, was what appeared to be a large, stone phallus with several ancient engravings. “Here we are!” Daring Do clapped her hooves and lifted the glass, setting it aside to grab hold of the heavy fake dong with both fore-hooves. “I figured a pony like you would be the perfect one to try this out!”

“You know I don’t like stallions,” Rainbow Dash deadpanned.

“I also know,” Daring Do shot back, “that you’ve got a collection of sex toys large enough to make Princess Celestia jealous. And that half of them probably wouldn’t fit in Princess Celestia.”

Rainbow Dash gulped. Her friend had her dead to rights. “S-so,” Rainbow Dash nervously stammered, “w-what am I supposed to d-do?”

“Quite simple,” Daring Do replied as she turned over and gave the giant tool to her rainbow-maned friend. “You’re going to shove it inside yourself. Then, when it takes effect, you’re going to fuck me. You up for it?”

Rainbow Dash took a look at the thing. It was huge, no doubt; there’s no way a stallion could have a cock this big and have any blood left for the rest of his body. The end that was supposed to go into the user was smoothed out, not as bulbous as the end that went into the receiver. Indeed, it seemed to be smaller, as though it were a pencil that needed sharpening. However, one thing was troubling her. “Um, how do I put it on? There’s no harness or anything.”

An agitated sigh escaped Daring Do’s lips. “It’s magic!” she shouted. “You shove it in there and it does the rest! How hard can it be!?”

“And why haven’t you tried it?”

“I haven’t found any instructions on how to take it off on my own, that’s why! There needs to be someone else to remove it as far as I can tell”

The problem Daring Do was having suddenly became clear. It wasn’t like she could go up to some pony and say “hey, could you help me take off my magic dick?” Friendship might be magic, but it had its limits. “Okay then,” Rainbow murmured, looking at the huge tool as though it were another toy in her arsenal. “Let’s get this show on the road.”

Rainbow Dash sat back on the chair, holding the massive tool in both hooves. The business end of it jutted out proudly while she looked at the user’s end, trying to judge the best angle to push it in. Why couldn’t this thing just be double headed? The prismatic mare thought to herself. Maybe the magic is dependent on just how you put it in and they just wanted it to be obvious?

Sighing and shaking her head, Rainbow Dash just shoved it in straight, deciding to leave the complicated angles and stuff to the eggheads. Almost as soon as the tiny tip hit her cervix, the room was bathed in a blinding light, and she felt her whole body go numb. For a moment, she thought this might not go her way. Just as fast as it had come, however, the blinding light was gone, leaving with it only a moment’s afterimage as her eyes readjusted.

Daring Do looked at her friend and suddenly grinned from ear to ear. “Oh yeah,” she purred. “Just like the tablets said.”

Suddenly concerned, Rainbow Dash looked down at herself. The stone phallus was gone, but in its place was a long, dark-colored dick that looked far more natural, jutting out from where her clit had been. “Wait, what?” The sky-blue pegasus reached down below her new endowment and was glad to feel her nether lips still there. She admired Daring Do, but she would have killed the bitch if her pussy was gone!

Daring Do licked her lips and bounced in place, squealing with delight. “It worked!” she cheered. “Oh thank Celestia, it worked!”

The whole situation was proving difficult for Rainbow Dash to process. So this artifact turned her into a hermaphrodite, and Daring was happy? Before she could express her concern-slash-panic, however, Rainbow Dash was pushed back against the chair by a forceful Daring Do hoof.

The explorer pony knelt down on her hind knees before the chair, looking up at Rainbow Dash’s new part with hungry eyes and watering lips. “It’s magnificent, my dear Rainbow Dash! Absolutely amazing!” Her wings popped up and raised themselves straight up into the air as her arousal smacked her full-on. She’d been wanting this for a very, very long time.

The unbridled joy Daring Do was displaying caught Rainbow Dash off guard. She frowned slightly and looked down at her in confusion. “Since when do you like stallions?” she asked nervously.

“Stallions?” Daring Do repeated curiously. She chuckled and leaned forward, kissing the head of her friend’s magic stallion-hood. “I may prefer mares, but I’m not a strict filly-fooler like you, Rainbow Dash. Hell, I don’t even limit myself to ponies! If it looks hot and I’m horny, I’m there! Ever try a male panther, or perhaps a female manticore? Absolutely divine!” With that, Daring Do opened her mouth and leaned forward, moaning softly as she took the enormous length of Rainbow Dash’s trembling rod down her hungry throat.

Assaulted with unfamiliar sensations from her new stallion-hood, Rainbow Dash let out a pained whimper. She couldn’t tell if Daring Do was exactly trained at giving blow jobs, but the way her cock pulsated and throbbed as the explorer pony worked it with her tongue, throat and lips sent chills down the athlete’s spine. Shit, Rainbow Dash managed to think through the haze of pleasure. No wonder stallions all want their dates to suck them! This feels so awesome!

Rainbow’s pleasure wasn’t lost on Daring Do, who tightened her lips as she continued pumping her face up and down, slurping and sucking eagerly on the massive tool, feeling it slide down her throat. Cranking up the pleasure, Daring started to swallow with each downward motion, clenching the thick, meaty shaft with tight, experienced throat muscles. The music her friend's wild, unbridled ecstasy was nearly as perfect as the time she’d serviced the ancient fertility goddess of the Montezumare Empire. She’d have to introduce Rainbow to her at some point.

While Daring Do sucked and moaned around her massive cock, Rainbow Dash writhed in the seat, her eyes rolling up in her head as she tried to think straight. The sensations assaulting her were absolutely amazing, but different from what she was used to. She was accustomed to the heat spreading throughout her body, her whole being reduced to a trembling mass of flesh from the surge of euphoria pulsing through her veins, but this was different. It was like her brain and her cock were directly connected, the latter sending pleasure waves straight to the former, while her groin tightened as the pressure inside her cock grew with each moment Daring sucked. It was hard whether she preferred this over female pleasure or not, and that scared Rainbow Dash quite a bit, but she was way too high at the moment to care for long. She relaxed in the chair and stretched out her wings, sighing and moaning as Daring Do’s face continued to move up and down at a brisk pace, effortlessly swallowing the whole of the enormous cock over and over again. With such a tight, hot, wet throat engulfing her dick, Rainbow Dash couldn’t hold back the pressure building up in her new appendage. With a squeal, she pushed Daring Do’s head down with her fore-hooves, holding her head in place instinctively as she felt something erupting from the head of the massive tool. If Daring Do objected to the sudden roughness, she didn’t show it, simply content to swallow and suck hungrily, drool running down both sides of her chin as she eagerly drank all that Rainbow Dash had to offer her.

The two of them sat frozen for a moment as Rainbow Dash’s first male orgasm finally died down. She wasn’t as dizzy as she usually was after cumming, but then again, this wasn’t the kind of cumming she was used to. It was more like a jolt of pleasure, followed by the loosening of a knot deep inside her stomach. After she was absolutely sure she’d fed Daring Do every drop of the hot substance she’d just shot out, Rainbow Dash finally released her. Daring backed off until the still-hard cock was fully out of her mouth, then gave it a lick from base to tip with her hot, trembling tongue.

“So,” Daring mischievously asked her friend. “How was it?”

The words to describe what she’d just felt completely escaped Rainbow Dash. It was something that a female was never supposed to know, forever hidden behind the wall of the opposite gender, but here she was, having experienced it. After pondering her dilemma, Rainbow Dash came up with the only one word. “Different.”

The curt, breathless appraisal made Daring Do laugh softly. “Oh, just wait till you’re in my pussy!” She rose up to her hind legs before climbing onto the chair as well, positioning herself face-to-face with the heavenly blue lesbian. “Normally it takes a male pony about twenty minutes to get fully erect again. This bad boy, however, is permanently hard, so we can have sex all day if we want!”

The concept of all-day sex with this thing had merit to Rainbow Dash, but at the same time, concern niggled at the back of her mind that she might be stuck like this. She was able to deftly mask her concerns with bravado and no small share of lust, however. “Hey, you’re supposed to take this off after we fuck, remember?” She winked playfully at Daring and aimed the massive cock at the sandy brown pony’s quivering, dripping wet cunt. “Don’t think you’re gonna get away without letting me have some fun on the other end of this thing!”

“Wouldn’t dream of it!” Daring Do assured her friend as she adjusted her position, wanting to get maximum penetration. “Considering how much you’re enjoying this, I want a turn wearing it just to see what the fuss is about!” With that, she slowly sunk down, her hind legs spread out as far as she could, letting out a lustful, uninhibited moan as the massive throbbing slab of stallion-meat slid deep into her warm, wet, tightly clenching cunt. “Oh... Oh yes, that’s it... That’s the spot....” Taking a moment to adjust, she leaned forward and planted her lips firmly on Rainbow Dash’s, the two mares whimpering in each others mouths as they dueled tongues, exchanging saliva and gazing deeply into each others eyes.

The feeling of her cock down Daring’s throat had been beyond description, but feeling it inside her friend’s hot pussy beat that out easily! It was like a warm, honey-covered tube of flesh, constantly squirming around her meat-pole, quivering and squeezing out of control as it coated her cock in hot love juices. Unable to contain herself anymore, Rainbow started thrusting as hard as she could, drilling the explorer’s twat with all the strength she had.

Breaking the lip-lock, Daring Do arched her back and let out moan after lustful moan as she was relentlessly impaled, her horny wailing echoing throughout the vast mansion as she started moving her hips back and forth in time with her lover’s thrusts. “Oh fuck yeah!” she shouted, gasping and moaning with every time Rainbow Dash’s cock slammed into her over and over again. “You’re a natural, Dash! An absolute fucking natural! Harder! Fuck me harder, you magnificent slut!”

While the sensations coursing through her cock were alien, the motions she needed to do were well known. Rainbow Dash had fucked many a mare senseless with her favorite strap-on, so she knew how to get maximum penetration. She just had to keep timing with the mare. It wasn’t hard at first, given her vast experience with sex toys. As more time passed and her cock started to swell from the pressure of another impending orgasm, however, Rainbow Dash’s performance began to falter – her thrusts became irregular, and every other thrust she wasn’t able to push all the way in. She was just grateful she hadn’t pulled out fully by accident, as that would have been way too embarrassing.

If Daring Do noticed her friend’s struggles to keep cool under the new sensations, she sure didn’t act like it. She was bouncing wildly atop Rainbow Dash’s waist, screaming and moaning her irrepressible lust as she felt the massive member twitching and writhing inside her hot twat, her blood burning like magma as her nerves blazed with unrestrained desire. She hadn’t been fucked like this in far, far too long! Again, she pressed her lips to Rainbow Dash’s, moaning loudly into the other pegasus’ mouth as she rode that heavenly piece of meat for all she was worth.

The two rutted on the chair until the sun had fully set and the moon was at its apex, both their fur matted with sweat and love juices as they ground against each other like there was no tomorrow. Hey, my pussy’s fully functional under this thing still! Rainbow Dash noticed. I wonder how it’d be like if we both had one of these. Probably better than a double-headed dildo, I bet.

The two mares broke their kiss and cried out their pleasure as orgasms rocked both their bodies, Rainbow Dash’s cock feeding Daring Do’s womb a hearty meal of spunk while Daring Do writhed in uncontrollable euphoria, hooves and wings shaking as though she were being electrocuted, juices gushing from her trembling, squeezing pussy. The two moaned out their lust until they finally came down from their highs, looking into each others eyes and grinning.

“Wow.” That was all Rainbow Dash could think to say. What she’d experienced was something she’d struggle to explain for the rest of her days. She leaned into the chair and gasped desperately, trying to get her second wind.

In contrast to her lover, Daring Do wore a sultry smile, and her eyes glimmered with desire as she slowly slid off Rainbow’s member. “Okay, now let’s get that off you. It’s time for round two.”

“Ugh!”

Twilight Sparkle woke to her friend’s frustrated groan and sat up in her bed, looking at Rainbow Dash, who was bathed in early morning light. The first thing she noticed was that her blanket had a wet spot from where she came. A giant wet spot from a giant orgasm, much like the one Twilight felt between her own hind legs. The second thing she noticed was the pout adorning Rainbow Dash’s face. Twilight was more than slightly confused. The two bits of information were in opposition to one another. Sure, Fluttershy had been ashamed, but neither she nor Applejack seemed particularly disturbed by their dream the way Rainbow Dash seemed to be.

Finally, curiosity got the better of the bookish pony. “You okay there, Dash?” she asked softly.

Rainbow Dash sighed in exasperation. “No, I’m not okay!” she whined. “Why can’t I just keep sleeping!? I want round two, damn it!”

Twilight giggled despite herself. “Wow,” she quipped, “I knew you were into Daring Do, but not that much!”

The two ponies shared a chuckle at that before Rainbow Dash pulled the blankets off and hopped off her bed, hovering just a few inches over the ground. Twilight got out of bed as well, yawning slightly as tiredness struck her. Do other ponies have wet dreams so frequently? She pondered with a slight frown. How does anything ever get done? Yeah, she was definitely going to need some sugar.

Rainbow Dash flew to a window, this time having the decency to open it instead of crashing through it. “I should probably be heading up to Cloudsdale,” she said. “Hopefully, the weather team’s up for some damned work. Hopefully.” With a wink, Rainbow Dash flew away, leaving Twilight alone with her thoughts.

With the dream still fresh in her mind, Twilight left the guest room. “Well, time to get back to work. Notes don’t write themselves.”

As she went to her desk to catalog her experience, she didn’t even notice one of her fore-hooves sliding between her legs.