Waking up under a cuddlepile of sexy mares was certainly an interesting and new experience for the stallion. Rainbow and Midnight on either side of him, their warm wings draped over him and the candy mare he held in his hooves. He could stay like this forever.

Nature, however, sadly called. Now he had to work out how to get out of this pile. Preferably without waking them.

First, he took stock of the situation...then he tried slowly easing himself out from under the wings of the aerial two while replacing his presence with Bon Bon.

“Running away?” Midnight whispered, one eye open as her draconic gaze settled on him.

“I have to use my bathroom,” he whispered back. “And I was going to come back...after making some coffee as well.”

Midnight stretched her wings as she got up as well, yawning somewhat cutely. “Mmm, then I shall awaken myself.”

“Your first duty,” Aspect replied as he finally, gently, got Bon Bon in place. “Keep cuddling the stuffing out of these mares while I tend to a few things.”

MIdnight sighed, but lay back down. “You are going to make me a lazy mare,” she said with a light chuckle.

“One day won’t kill you,” the stallion chided as he walked over and kissed her on the nose. “Now, they’ll probably wonder where I am once they are up, so just lead them over to the dining room. Also, try to avoid tickling Dash. It’s adorable, but she doesn’t appreciate being woken up like that.”

The smirk on Midnight’s face could not have been wider. Aspect chuckled as he wandered off to his bathroom.

A few seconds later, he heard squeaking and a loud peal of laughter from Rainbow as Midnight tickled her relentlessly. The stallion shook his head.

A few minutes later, the now-a-pegasus walked through his bedroom and paused as he looked at the bed. Rainbow was on her back, panting as she blushed red, her breathing broken up by light giggles as Midnight’s tail thrashed about before she pounced, the two’s ticklefight turning into a wrestling match as Bon Bon facehooved and shook her head.

“Aaaand that is an adorable sight,” the stallion chuckled as he continued to walk to the dining room, so he could make coffee for his mares.

After setting down a pot of coffee on the table and making sure it was set for everyone, he was pleased to see that Realm wasn’t...quite as broken as he had been. He was sketching a little in a small pad, but that was better than him being dead to the world over heartbreak.

Of course, getting him to actually respond was just as futile, as once he was absorbed in his art, there was no getting through to him. He barely grunted when the cup was put in front of him. Aspect shook his head and sat at his place at the table.

Then Realm had a bat looking over his shoulder, a mare he hadn’t seen before as she peered at his drawings curiously, her cheek up against his.

“Gah!” Realm cried out as he jumped about a foot in the air.

“So, who is this one?” Midnight asked as she caught Realm and snuggled him close. “He is cute.”

“Realm, the young Prince of Art,” Aspect replied. “Realm, this is Midnight Song.”

“...Uh, nice to...meet you?” he squeaked as he felt her snuggle him. “Dad, I need help.”

“Hmm, I did not know a male alicorn existed aside from you,” she murred, nuzzling his cheek. “Can I keep him?”

“Mine,” Aspect replied playfully. “I’ll share if you want, but you already know the terms for that.”

“Yes I do,” she hummed and looked at Realm. “Hmm, what should I do with you now? I am most tempted to cuddle you all day.”

“Meep,” the colt muttered as he blushed profusely.

“And he gets cuter?” Midnight giggled as she nuzzled him more. “Foals are so adorable.”

“True, but I missed out on much of his formative years,” Aspect replied. “He’s adopted.”

“You’re not helping!” the colt cried out as he tried to get free.

“Aw, he has no mother?” Midnight said as she hugged him to her chest. “Then I shall be mother for him. As your mate, it is my duty to care for you and yours.”

“Wait what?” Realm asked as he found himself somewhere warm and fluffy.

“It is alright, mother is here for you now,” Midnight cooed, wrapping her wings around him.

“I feel so confused,” the colt muttered.

“What is Midnight doing?” Bon Bon quirked an eyebrow as she walked in.

“Giving Realm a little loving,” the stallion replied.

Then Realm had two mares snuggling him as Bon Bon giggled and joined the snugglefest.

“I have never been more conflicted than this,” the colt muttered as he resigned himself to his cuddly fate.

“Well, don’t look at me for hugs,” Rainbow snorted as she sat at the table. Pilfering some of Aspect’s coffee. Why were all his mares so good at appearing out of nowhere?

“Yeah, you’d probably try to toughen him up,” the stallion chuckled. “Let me tell you, that wouldn’t work.”

“True, the kid’s kiiiinda wimpy,” Rainbow shrugged. “It’s a shame, but even somepony as awesome as I can’t do anything with that.”

“He’s a Grandmaster of the Gale King,” Aspect replied, timing it as she sipped his coffee.

“Meh, I could take him,” Rainbow shrugged.

“You’d have to get the jump on me,” the colt replied. “And as long as you flew, I would know you were coming.”

“You’d have to be quick,” Rainbow said with a smirk. “And there ain’t nopony faster than me.”

“I don’t need to be faster than you to charge my fur with lightning,” the colt fired back.

“I kick thunderclouds for a living kid,” Rainbow ruffled his mane. “A lil spark like you doesn't scare me one bit. Heck, I bet Aspect is the only one in this house that could take me.”

“That ‘lil spark’ was getting tutoring from Hurricane herself before he skipped the past thousand years,” Aspect pointed out.

“Can either of you do a Sonic Rainboom?” Rainbow challenged.

“Power, not speed,” both Aspect and Realm echoed.

“We’re built for endurance,” Aspect pointed out. “We may not out-speed you, but we’ll fly for longer than you.”

“What, you think I can’t do distance?” Rainbow scoffed. “I could fly all the way to Appaloosa and back nonstop if I wanted.”

“Hmm, well I could beat all of you, at the same time, so that ends that discussion,” Midnight smiled as she continued to pet Realm.

The small colt was conflicted about the attention. On the one hoof, he was a grandmaster of the Gale King and a mighty warrior.

On the other hoof...it’d been a while since he was treated like a colt.

“Mm, shall I cook my new son breakfast?” Midnight hummed as she rubbed his ears.

“If you think you can measure up to Bon Bon’s cooking,” Aspect dared the batpony.

“Let us find out,” Midnight smiled and rolled her neck until it gave a satisfying crack.

It should not have been possible to ignite a kitchen like that, unless a certain fire bird gave up her Aspect of Fire to the batpony.

Aspect sighed as he shifted to his unicorn form and channeled his magic into one very visible rune...that slowly became a short sentence of them...which flew into the kitchen and exploded in light.

Shortly afterwards, it was like the kitchen was...unburning, like time itself was rewinding in the kitchen. Within a few seconds, it was as good as new...and Aspect was panting heavily.

“And that...is why you keep me around for disasters,” the stallion muttered as he downed his coffee and shivered.

“What… what was that!?” Rainbow gaped at him with wide eyes. “It’s… like you hit rewind.”

“Because that’s exactly what I did,” Aspect nodded once. “I’m the only one that can use it safely, as far as I know. Supposedly there’s some sort of ponies out there that could use Runes with a lessened threat to their very being, like Queen Majesty once did...but I’ve yet to find any of her blood. If I were normal, that would have shaved a month off the end of my life.”

“Cool,” Rainbow said as Midnight looked rather disheartened, holding a plate of what appeared to be deep-fried charcoal with a side of ash. Aspect sighed and walked up to her, nuzzling her and wrapping her in a wing.

“It’s okay,” he cooed to her. “You tried. Maybe we’ll get you some cooking classes.”

“I tried once,” she said as she set the plate on the table while Bon Bon moved to cook an edible meal. “Do all ponies jump screaming from windows?”

“...Depends, were you in Ponyville?”

“No, Canterlot,” she sighed. She knew she sucked at cooking but… weren’t mother's supposed to be good at that sort of thing. All she was good was for swinging a sword or laying with somepony…

“Well, I used to be terrible at cooking too,” Aspect began.

“At least yours is somewhat edible,” Rainbow said, staring at the black lump of Midnight’s plate with morbid fascination.

“My point is, I can teach her,” Aspect continued. “And she can pick up a few tips from me and hopefully not set my kitchen on fire next time.”

“Well, if you say so,” Rainbow shrugged.

“I apologise,” Midnight said to Realm.

“You should have seen dad’s first attempts at cooking,” the colt waved off. “It was so bad, they had to ban him from the kitchen for months.”

Midnight giggled a little at that one, as Bon Bon placed a stack of pancakes in front of the colt. She was glad this morning cheered him up a little more.

“Okay then, so poking fun at me aside,” the stallion huffed. “Hmm...what to do on all hallow’s day…”

Then Rainbow and Bon Bon froze, the latter dropping her mixing spoon with a loud clatter.

“What?” the stallion asked. “Did I say something?”

“Bon Bon?” Rainbow asked.

“Yeah… um, sorry Aspect. I just remembered that something came up.” She kissed him on the cheek as the pair grabbed Midnight and left in a hurry, the door still swinging before the pair of males could register what just happened.

“...I missed something,” Aspect noted aloud.

“Mmm. Gonna make a new memorial then?” Realm asked.

“I probably should,” the stallion sighed. “They deserve to be remembered, if nothing else.”

“Just don’t ask any of your kids to join in on your odd little ceremony,” the pinto alicorn pointed out. “Today’s a school day.”

“Fine, fine. Take care then son.” Aspect downed his coffee before he began walking out in search of some good quality stone.

“So… is the target in sight?”

“Yes, he appears to be making some kind of stone marker.”

“Hmm, could be important. Let’s let him finish before we strike.”

“Roger that. I will continue to observe the target.”

“He won’t know what hit him~”

Aspect stared up at the monument. It was all he could give them now. His sword had claimed everything from them. Even though he’d had to kill them...they deserved to at least have some marker for their passing. If only to prevent anyone else from turning out like them.

Lavan. Crunch. Squirk. Arabus. Somnubula. Grogar. Draggle. Reeka. Hydia. The Boogeyman.

King Charlatan was marked down as the only one who surrendered. Tirek was marked as ‘Imprisoned’, as was Discord. Though he really didn’t like that second fact. If he’d had it his way…

He breathed in, and breathed out. His way nearly destroyed everything. He had to let go of the hate, lest he become that which he fought. It felt...good to have a monument to pay respects to again.

My fallen foes, I hope you find the peace in Niflheim you could not in the mortal world. I do not relish in your deaths, but bemoan the necessity of them in the first place. Rest in peace, fellow Aspects.

He looked up, he’d felt a presence as he saw Luna and Celestia on either side of him.

“Come to witness an old man’s failings, have you?” he whispered as he stared at the names who had ‘Killed’ next to what they had been an Aspect of and their crimes listed.

“We’ve come to see a man who risked everything to keep our kind safe, despite never being asked to, nor rewarded for doing so,” Celestia said quietly as she draped a large, white wing over him.

“And this burden you carry is one that will never leave, yet you carry on nonetheless,” Luna said, her wing joining the mix.

“Of course,” Aspect nodded once. “I am the Sword against the darkness. Yet with Discord...I came very close to falling into that darkness. To having my name put up on this monument. Being so old, having the same job for so long...it wears at you. Especially when it revolves around the point of a sword. I...I don’t know if I can do this anymore. I am so close to not being worthy.”

“You will always be worthy,” Celestia said and nuzzled him. “But you can afford to relax father. The world is peaceful, aside from the occasional hiccup. You needn’t be so on edge anymore.”

“I...I suppose,” the stallion sighed. “I just have hopes that they really do find peace.”

“I’m sure they have,” Luna nodded. “Being an Aspect, tis a heavy burden for anypony to bear, and the recent ones are the youngest that have even been. If you wish to make a better future, teach them.”

“Not to mention Yggdrasil making more pop up out of the woodwork,” the stallion snorted.

“Well, I’m so sorry that inconvenienced you,” a voice echoed in their minds. “And apologies for being quiet. I was trying not to draw Discord’s attention.”

“I can imagine that,” Aspect snorted once. “Plus, he’s practically your opposite. I wouldn’t be surprised if he actively fought your attempts to manipulate him.”

“...Hmm, now that is an interesting idea~”

“Well,” Aspect sighed as he laid a hoof on the monument. “I’m done being melancholy for one year.”

“Shall we then?” Celestia asked, holding out a hoof.

“Mmm,” the stallion nodded as he turned and hugged his daughters. “I’m proud of you both,” he said. “You’re the best daughters I could have asked for.”

“Well obviously,” Luna said as Aspect turned around and…

“SURPRISE!” A yellow-maned white pegasus leapt out of Celestia’s mane, popping up an inch from Aspect’s nose. The stallion, having been completely relaxed, actually was shocked by it, as evidenced by his short shout of surprise.

“Haha! I finally got yooouu~” Surprise giggled, still clad in her Wonderbolts uniform. “Come oooonnn slowpoke, everypony’s waiting!”

“Buh?” Aspect spluttered. “Everypony? Waiting?” To say his brain needed a jump-start was being generous.

“It’s simple father,” Luna chuckled and whispered in his ear. “Go to the ballroom inside. You’re going to get what’s been coming to you for a long time now…”

And with those words, the three mares teleported away, leaving him alone.

“...I am so confused,” the stallion muttered as he walked inside and began the quest of seeking out his own ballroom. Easily his favorite room in the house thanks to all the work Twilight and her friends had put into it.

When he walked inside, all the usual enchantments were disabled, leaving the room in total darkness. But, many years in fighting told him that he wasn’t alone in the room. The very air made his skin prickle.

“Okay, let’s just…” he turned into an Alicorn and began looking for the lighting enchantments, pouring a little power into them so that he could at least see his surroundings. If he was going to be ambushed in his own home, he would at least see it coming.

Then the room was flooded with light as dozens of voice all shouted the same phrase.

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTOPHER!”

The stallion blinked a few times as he looked around the room. He saw Celestia and Luna, Twilight and her friends. Bon Bon and Midnight. Lyra, almost all his kids. Realm and Artemis near the front, while Pyroclastia was perched nearby. Several of the Wonderbolts, Cheerilee and the students at the school he taught. He even spied Mortal hanging out in a shadow in the corner… So many ponies…

“I...is it really?” the stallion asked.

“November 1st, my dear,” Written Script spoke up from a painting on the wall. All his painted friends were there, wearing festive hats somehow. Though Hurricane and Starswirl looked less than amused about it.

“I...I had turned it into a time to remember the fallen, forgotten any reason to be festive for so long,” the stallion choked out. “You all...did this for me?”

“Well duuuh,” Pinkie rolled her eyes, only to have Bon Bon put a hoof over her mouth.

“You honestly think we wouldn’t do something for your birthday?” she smiled and trotted up to him, kissing his lips lightly. “Silly stallion.”

“Just tell me nobody tried to make a cake big enough to hold all the candles you would need on it,” Aspect chuckled. “I think it would be a fire hazard.”

“Nah, this isn’t one of Tia’s birthdays,” Luna smirked, earning her a cuff upside the head from Celestia’s wing.

“And I did have to talk Rainbow out of having us three jump out of a cake,” Bon Bon facehooved.

“For one thing, while I would appreciate it, the others would likely see it as a waste of cake,” Aspect pointed out. “And secondly, there’s children here.”

“Which is why I was successful,” Bon Bon said.

“Happy birthday,” Twilight waved as she walked over, the rest of her friends with her. “Did we surprise you?”

“Definitely,” Aspect admitted as he found his pet manticore and put her on his back. “What about you, Darice? You enjoying yourself?”

“Mrwar,” the winged scorpion-cat meowled as she nuzzled his neck.

Then the voices stopped as the door opened, a fully grown Nightmare Moon walking in and looking around, though the mare still looked half asleep. Everypony aside from a few had just stopped and stared at her.

“Oh, hello Moony,” Aspect greeted her like it was a normal occurrence. Herd creatures, he reminded himself. If you act normal, if you set the trend, they’ll be less likely to buck it. It had helped him so many times in the past with defusing an angry mob. “Apparently today is my birthday.”

“Ah, so that’s what this ruckus is,” she yawned and rubbed her eyes. “Well, good for you, or… whatever.”

“Care to join us?” Aspect asked. “There’ll be cake.”

The mare seemed to turn a bit green at the mention of sweets. “Urgh, pass,” she muttered and looked at the ponies. “Besides, I seem to not be welcome here.”

“Aww, you know you always have a place here,” Aspect replied, pulling her into a hug. “But I’ll respect your decision. Just try not to terrorize the rest of the town, okay? I think about half of it showed up for my party.”

“Tempting,” her eyes flashed as some of the crowd flinched. “But let’s face it. Scaring Ponyville isn’t exactly a challenge.” She turned around and as she reached the door, she paused.

“Happy birthday Aspect,” he heard her murmur, but by the time he turned to look at her, she was gone.

“Well, with that out of the way,” the stallion began, “Let’s get back to the party, eh?”

With the party in full swing, it was time for the next big event.

The presents.

Most ponies that got him something honestly had no idea what to actually get him. Some were rather generic, like a scarf for the winter or something for his home.

The ones that knew him better had more personal items.

First up was Pyro, the large phoenix giving him a vial with some clear liquid.

Phoenix tears.

“I’ll cherish these...and label them so I don’t accidentally think they’re water and drink them,” the stallion chuckled as he carefully put the vial in his bags for later. You only had to have one alchemy related accident with a clear potion to take to labeling things.

Twilight gave him exactly what he expected, a book.

One of social etiquette. Seems the mare did have something of a sense of humor after all.

“Ah, I see a book holding exactly what I seem to lack in this day and age,” Aspect joked as he hefted it. “Hmm, perhaps I should read it before too much longer.”

“It won’t help,” Rainbow called out.

Next up was Spitfire and her Wonderbolts, who gifted him with his very own exclusive uniform for training, as well as a metal pin. Crossed with the lightning bolt in the logo was a sword.

“You know, Hurricane joked about getting me in her chain of command ages ago,” Aspect chuckled as he tucked the uniform away. “Guess this finally completes that.”

“About time,” Hurricane called out. Gods, her and Dash were eerily similar…

“Well if you had been less forceful about it…” Aspect countered with.

Celestia and Luna had something rather nice. It was a globe with an extremely detailed diorama inside. It was an enchanted scene, so if one looked close enough, the scene inside moved with little bitty ponies doing their thing.

But the location of the scene?

They’d had a globe of Dream Valley made.

“I…” Aspect choked up a little as he stared at it. “You girls...you have no idea how much this means to me.” He could make out familiar faces inside the globe, including two little troublemaker fillies.

“It was rather difficult to make, but well worth the effort,” Celestia smiled.

“I’ll cherish this,” he promised them, gently laying a hoof on it.

Midnight even had a gift. A pair of wing blades tailored to his thestral form. They shone with a polished gleam, the blades themselve made of sturdy mythril and the hilt and attachments were ornate and comfortable to the fit.

“Oh, now this is nice,” he murred as he looked them over. “I’ll have to practice with them.”

“That is the idea,” she smiled. “I could use a training partner that I don’t bre-- er, I meant keep up. Yes. Hah, Equestrian is a silly language.”

“Mmmhmm,” Aspect smirked at her as he put the wingblades away.

Rainbow Dash bought him a pendant with a cloudy gem in it. Inside the gem was a ittybitty cloud that sparked with lightning.

“Oh, now that’s clever,” he praised her as he held it up and stared at it. “You’re going to have to tell me how that works later.”

And then came Bon Bon’s gift. When he looked at her, she simply smiled and mouthed ‘later’. He raised an eyebrow, but shrugged. Well, he’d worry about it when the time came.

And then Pinkie wheeled out the cake and… oh lord, she’d outdone herself. This monstrosity was five tiers tall and was massive. At least six feet wide and almost as tall.

“...Were you planning to feed all of Ponyville with this thing?” he asked.

“Yahuh?” Pinkie nodded. “Buuuut not everypony could show up, so I’ll save ‘em a piece.” She bounced around as she beamed. “So whatcha think?”

How… did she find out his favourite flavours?

“I think you’ve outdone yourself here,” the stallion chuckled as he looked the cake over. “Just...where can we even start?”

Then Pinkie brandished a rather large knife…

Aspect’s eyes momentarily widened at that.

She cut into the cake, expertly cutting out equal sized pieces, and when Aspect bit into it…

Bon Bon made amazing sweets, but Pinkie proved she was still the best baker in Equestria.

“...If not for the fact that you’re needed here in Ponyville, with your friends, I’m pretty sure Celly would have tried to steal you away for her own kitchen,” Aspect finally said.

“I tried…” Celestia pouted.

“My sweets are for everypony,” Pinkie nodded and smiled. “Happy Birthday Aspect. I hope you’re having a good one.”

“It’s my first one in a thousand years or more, so...yes, yes I am,” Aspect smiled at them. “Honestly...thank you all. I’d forgotten the date.”

“Well it’s a good thing I remembered to tell Miss Pie,” Written chuckled as Aspect spied Bon Bon leaving the room, her tail having a nice sway to it. Once again...he’d worry about that later.

“So...what’s next on the agenda, miss Pie?” he dared to ask the pink mare.

“Hmm, well I figured we’d play some games, and I know Bonnie made some stuff but I can’t find them or her. Can you get her while I corral some foals for a little game?”

“Can do,” Aspect replied as he went after where that mare had gone. What could she be up to?

He eventually found her in their bedroom, just looking out the window.

“I was wondering when you’d get up here,” she said softly. “Did Pinkie send you?”

“Apparently I’m meant to come get you and bring you back to the party,” Aspect replied. “But something tells me there’s more going on here.”

“A little,” she said. “I just thought some privacy would be best to give you your present.”

“Okay then…” Aspect was confused for a moment. “What would that be?”

“Well…” Bon Bon turned around. “You recall that you can do a thing. To stop us getting pregnant.”

“Yes, I’ve kept my little charm up to make sure on my end nothing happens without explicit, non-coerced permission,” Aspect nodded once.

“Well…” Bon Bon smiled as she moved up to him. “You see, I think… you might need some more practice with that dragon form of yours.”

Aspect raised an eyebrow. “Oh?” he asked.

“Dragons are very resistant to magic,” she said with a nod. “So, while your charm was there, it was weakened. And you were very… proficient in terms of production.”

“...Okay, but you’ve been taking your own contraceptives as well, right?” the stallion asked. “I’ll just adjust the charm whenever I become a dragon and we’ll be out of the danger zone.”

“They only work on ponies,” she smiled and nuzzled him. “Aspect. I’m pregnant.”

Aspect sat back on his haunches and gawped at her. “I...you...bwuh?”

“And it’s okay,” she said as she nuzzled him again. “I don’t mind. I’ve been thinking about it since I found out this morning.”

Aspect’s brain had all but turned off at the notion of having a biological kid.

“Chris?” she poked him with a hoof. “You okay hun? I thought you’d be happy about this.”

“...Your mom is going to murder me,” the stallion eventually said.

“Huh? Oh… probably,” she said and nodded. “I’ll make sure it’s a nice funeral.”

“I should probably marry you all,” the stallion mused. “If only so the child isn’t born out of wedlock. And so that the others don’t feel left out.”

“There’s no rush, we have months to worry about that,” Bon Bon said. “That aside, I did expect to have a foal, not a kirin.”

“Ah, well…” Aspect chuckled as he rubbed the back of his head with a hoof. “I guess...we get to have a little firebreather, eh?”

Bon Bon just giggled and kissed him. “We’ll tell Rainbow, Midnight and the kids. But let’s keep it to just family for now okay?”

“It’s nice that you already think of Midnight as family,” Aspect smiled at her before gently rubbing her belly with a hoof. “...I can’t apologize enough,” he said. “If I had been thinking…”

“I said it’s fine,” Bon Bon said. Well, if he’d seen her initial freakout when Pinkie said that. Then she bought a test, just in case Pinkie was being Pinkie…

She brought him into a hug, with his head against her belly. “Look Chris. I love you okay. And having your child? I’m happy with it. So don’t worry and focus on the fact you get to be a dad again.”

“True,” the stallion chuckled as he hugged Bon Bon. “The last children I was there for from the beginning were Celly and Lulu, really. Everyone else, I either found someone and raised them up, or twisted my magic and made a new one entirely. This? This is rare, for me.”

“Well, are you okay?” Bon Bon said. “I mean, I want to have this child with you Aspect. But, if you don’t…”

“I’m fine with it,” Aspect replied. “I’m father to most of the forces of the world. I’m father to the griffon race. I can deal with being a father once again.”

“Super dad huh?” Bon Bon giggled and nuzzled him. “Mmm, love you~”

“Love you too,” the stallion replied as he hugged her a little tighter. “...guess I still should keep my charm active for the others, though. Dash probably wouldn’t take it as well as you, and Midnight is...enigmatic.”

“She is an odd one,” Bon Bon nodded. “And yes, if you actually knocked up Dash, she would likely actually kill you.”

“Mmm...so save it until she’s a Wonderbolt, then?” the stallion replied cheekily.

“Hmm, well that’s something you’d have to ask her,” Bon Bon giggled and rubbed her belly. “Well I guess you got your wish. Master~”

“Once again, not intentional,” the stallion pointed out. “But at least we learned something about my dragon form from this.”

“Yes we did,” Bon Bon mused and booped his nose. “Now, should we return to the party before somepony sends search and rescue for us.”

“Fair enough,” Aspect mused as he got up, before beeping Bon Bon back. “No alcohol for you from now on, missy.”

“Yessir,” Bon Bon chuckled. “It’s alright, guess I’m the responsible one tonight then.”

“Mmhmm,” the stallion nodded once and pecked her on the lips. “Right. Party. Panic about fathering a Kirin later.”

“Yeah, oh, speaking of tonight. I’m taking Realm with me too okay?” She kissed his lips and quickly trotted from the room.

“...And now I want to know what the bloody hell is going on tonight,” the stallion sighed. “Oh well. The girls need this, so I’ll stay away.”

Still didn’t stop that insatiable curiosity of his though.

“So, who's coming along tonight?” Rainbow asked as she followed Bon Bon and Midnight through the streets of Ponyville. “And why’d ya bring the midget?”

Bon Bon looked at the painted colt next to her. “Because I want to show him how socialising is done in this era, and I also want some intelligent conversation when the rest of you inevitably get drunk.”

“Psh! I can totally hold my liquor,” Rainbow snorted. “So Squirt. You looking forward to hanging out with a ton of sexy mares?”

“If I thought I actually had a chance with any of them, I’m sure I would be drooling,” the colt replied with an eye-roll.

“Well, there's always a cradelro--”

“We are NOT going there!” Bon Bon scolded her and swatted the pegasus. “Now we're meeting everypony else there, so hopefully…”

By the time they got to Ponyville’s quaint little bar, Celestia, in a unicorn disguise. Lyra. Twilight and Rarity were waiting. And to Realm's surprise, Miss Cheerilee.

“‘bout time Bonbutt,” Lyra chuckled. “We were starting to wonder if you got lost.”

Bon Bon just snorted as she looked around. “So is this everypony?”

“Seems like it,” Cheerilee said as she spied Realm. “Oh? I wasn't aware one of my best students was coming too.”

“I needed lessons in socializing,” the colt replied.

“And your father allowed it?”

“Eeh, he can't argue with me right now,” Bon Bon chuckled. “I’m not drinking tonight, so I could also use the company.”

“And I’m pretty sure nopony will sell alcohol to a minor,” the colt pointed out.

“No, Berry’s good for following the rules… most of the time,” Cheerilee nodded.

“Less yappin’ more partying,” Rainbow said as she herded them inside.

The inside of the bar was quite nice. It had a very ‘old timey tavern’ feel to it, one that Realm found rather comfortable. Cast iron candelabras lit the room, decorated by heavy, hardwood furniture. A long bar was near the front, with a wall of bottles of varying kinds behind it. Then you had a section to seat a few dozen ponies, followed by an open dance floor with a raised stage.

“It’s very homey,” the colt mused as he looked around. “It’s almost like a tavern from…”

“A long time ago?” A voice finished as they saw a mare behind the bar. The Earth pony had a purple coat, with a pinkish-red mane and tail. “That's the idea lil dude. Wanted my place to feel more friendly, instead of all that blaring neon the Canterlot places love.”

“It is rather lovely,” Celestia nodded.

“So, what brings a bevy of fine mares to Berry’s tonight?” the barkeep asked. “Oh, and Cheerilee.”

“Go drown in a wine barrel,” Cheerilee deadpanned as the two sisters stared at one another.

“That’s Berry Punch, Cheerilee’s twin sister,” Lyra said to Realm.

“They, uh...do that often?” the colt asked.

“You mean you don't fight with your siblings?” Lyra asked as Nightmare bubbled to the surface of his mind.

“...Okay, I didn’t use to,” the colt muttered.

The two sisters stared at one another, before giggling and sharing a hoof bump.

“So what brings you all out tonight?” Berry asked.

“Just a well deserved night out,” Bon Bon replied. “So could we start a tab? We'll pay at the end.”

“Sure,” Berry nodded and looked at Realm. “Hmm? He looks a little young. Cheerilee dating her students now?”

“B-Berry!? That is not funny,” Cheerilee stomped a hoof.

Well that was doing wonders in Realm’s adolescent imagination. He blushed and made darn sure his wings stayed at his side.

“Haha, you’re too easy Cheery,” Berry winked at Realm. “So kiddo, who might you be?”

“Realm,” the colt squeaked out.

“Ooh, the lil alicorn kid,” Berry mused. “Don't worry. I'll make sure these ravenous mares don't eat you.”

And that was the colt squeaking again as his feathers stood on end.

Cheerilee sighed and rolled her eyes. “Come on, let's find a seat.”

They got one close to the bar, seeing as there weren't that many ponies here yet. The group started out light, ordering a round of sparkling cider while Bon Bon and Realm got juice.

“Oh, that reminds me,” the candy mare said. “Everypony. This is a friend of Aspect’s,” she motioned to Celestia.

“Sunny Daze,” the mare smiled and waved. “A pleasure to meet you.”

“Finally, somepony with class,” Rarity smiled. “Unlike a certain somepony…”

“What?” Rainbow pulled her face out of the bowl of peanuts

“We're here to show Sunny a thing or two about dating,” Bon Bon said, before realizing a fatal flaw in her plan.

Most of the mares here were single. Nor had they even dated.

Bon Bon groaned and put her face in her hooves.

“And apparently my method of being social is out of date as well,” the colt pitched in.

“This is gonna be a riot,” Lyra giggled. “So, there isn't much to do here yet. So what do?”

“Are you okay to be here?” Twilight asked Realm as she sat next to him. “I heard you weren't feeling well.”

“I’ll...be fine. Eventually,” the colt replied as he focused on his juice.

“Oh… well, alright then,” Twilight said before looking back. “Are you still excited for our Canterlot trip?”

“It promises to be enjoyable if nothing else,” the colt replied, doing his best to not look at the mare while he said that.

“Anyway,” Bon Bon spoke up to avoid that particular awkwardness. “So does anypony want to eat before we start?”

“I could eat,” Rainbow nodded.

“Same,” Twilight agreed. “Though maybe something light? There was quite a lot of food at the party.”

In the end, Bon Bon ordered a round of nachos and some fries, as a few more ponies filed into the bar. There were maybe two dozen or so now.

“This looks...interesting,” Realm mused as he poked a nacho with a hoof. “Is this another food I’m unfamiliar with?”

“You never had nachos?” Rainbow asked as she grabbed a chip coated in salsa and sour cream. “Go ahead and try some.”

Realm did his best to copy her, dipping the triangle chip into the provided dip and munching on it…

His eyes widened as his chewing slowly stopped.

All the mares paused, curious about his reaction.

Eventually the colt swallowed his mouthful and sighed. “Okay...no complaints about this era’s foods at all,” he practically moaned.

“And your first lesson was nicely demonstrated by Realm,” Bon Bon giggled “The quickest path to a stallions heart is through his stomach.”

“Huh…” Sunny hummed as she wrote that down… as did Twilight. “Is that how you wooed Aspect?”

Bon Bon blushed and looked away. “Well… he certainly doesn't complain about it.”

“Well duh, cause your cooking is awesome,” Rainbow beamed, then looked at Midnight. “Unlike Little Miss Arson here.”

“Du-te suge o lamaie,” Midnight said to her and poked out her tongue. Not understanding a word, Rainbow just looked at Realm.

“Maybe Bon Bon should make some nachos sometime huh?”

“I wouldn’t complain about it,” the colt mused as he picked up another chip and munched on it, his wings fluttering a little at the sensations on his tongue.

“We’ll see,” Bon Bon giggled as she sipped her juice. “So, Sunny. What are you hoping to accomplish tonight?”

“Well,” the mare rubbed her hooves together. “Getting a date seems so… sudden. So, maybe just observe and see where it is that I’m supposedly going wrong.”

“It’s alright, dating honestly doesn’t interest me much either,” Twilight said as she set her glass down. “Between all my projects, my work in Friendship studies to the Princess and the near weekly disasters that seem to occur, I really don’t have time to think about it.”

Sunny stared at Twilight and sunk her hooves into her face. She was never going to get grandfoals out of her to spoil at this rate...

“But all that aside,” Twilight continued, missing the looks she got. “I guess… I’m just waiting for the right one to come along you know.”

“What do you mean?” Midnight verbally prodded her.

“I’m… well,” Twilight sighed. “I wan’t somepony who ‘gets’ me you know? I never had colts crushing on me or anything growing up. I was just the super smart weird filly. Books were my best companions. And since coming to Ponyville, nopony here has shown any real interest either…” She sighed and looked down at her empty glass. “Maybe… I’m just not pretty enough or something.”

“What am I, chopped liver?” the only colt at the table snipped.

“Huh… oh,” Twilight blinked and to his great surprise, blushed a little.

“Yeah...but I can’t ask you to wait six years,” the colt sighed. “That’d just be unfair to you. Honestly, I don’t know how somepony else hasn’t seen your beauty beforehoof.”

“Wow, you're a regular cassanova huh?” Lyra giggled as Twilight blushed further and started to sink under the table.

“I’m just being honest,” the colt replied. “I mean, when I look at her, I see an attractive mare. And anypony that knows her knows she’s incredibly smart, with a charming, winning personality. How she doesn’t have to beat the stallions off with a stick is beyond me.”

Twilight was literally smoldering at this point, you could almost see the steam rising from the top of her head… which was the only visible part above the table.

“If we're all quite done breaking Twilight,” Bon Bon sighed.

“Why? It's fun,” Rainbow chuckled. “Go on Realm, I wanna see if she passes out.”

“Okay,” the colt shrugged. “You’re incredibly kind and patient with anypony you perceive as a friend, even going so far as to forgive my more mature games with you once we got better acquainted. The way your eyes sparkle when you get the bit of a new research project in your teeth sends a delightful shiver down my spine, knowing that you’re about to be in your element once again. And honestly, you’ve been the best magic instructor I could ask for, offering tips and tricks that help me get my new magic under control far faster than I could have managed on my own, or with dad helping.”

The tips of her ears blushed under the praise she got as she managed a meek nod to him.

“Flustered by a colt, yup. Twilight has reached a new level of adorkable,” Rainbow giggled.

“I’m just being honest with her,” the colt whined.

“Thank you for the compliments,” Twilight murmured. She couldn’t help but remember the conversation she had with the colt back when he asked for magic lessons.

“Right, so who wants to hit the dancefloor?” Rainbow asked, before deciding to drag Midnight away for a few.

Meanwhile, Sunny ordered a round of stronger drinks as the bar filled up with more ponies. There were a few decent stallions and mares present.

“So um… what now?” Sunny asked.

“Don’t look at me, I don’t know,” the colt replied as he cradled his juice cup.

“Well, can you tell us why you think you haven’t been successful in getting a date?” Bon Bon asked the mare. “If we can find the problem and fix that, I’m sure you have stallions chomping at the bit to date you.”

“M-Must you be so… crass?” Sunny blushed as she looked around before lowering her voice. “Well… it’s come to my attention that my approach is one of the issues. Apparently I’m… awkward.”

“I’d trade being awkward for being too young in a heartbeat,” Realm muttered.

“Why do I feel like I’m fighting an uphill battle here,” Bon Bon groaned as she looked around. “Well, okay. Let’s say you wanted to ask a stallion out. How would you do so?”

“Well… I can’t just, do that with a total stranger,” Sunny said as she looked around. Then her eyes settled on Realm.

“Why do I get the feeling this is not going to end well?” the alicorn muttered.

“Well, some harmless practice might actually be good for the both of you,” Bon Bon nodded, being the only mare at the table that actually knew who both of them were. Even Midnight was not clued in to Sunny’s true identity. “After all, you’re hardly going to date each other now are you.”

“...” The colt didn’t say anything, but did sigh and nod his head. Seemed he would at least consent to being practiced on.

“This… is still weird,” Sunny frowned slightly. “But, seems I have little choice. So, what should I do?”

“Well, say you wanted to ask a stallion on a date, what would you do?” Bon Bon asked.

Sunny nodded and turned to Realm. “Ah… hm. Are you really a Gale King master? Cause you just blew me away.”

“...That, was bad,” Realm deadpanned.

“I… lost my teddy bear, would you sleep with me instead?” Sunny tried.

“...Even worse when I consider it seriously,” the colt cringed.

Sunny blinked and pouted. “W-Well, what would you know? You’re twelve!”

Realm sighed and turned to Twilight. “Your name does you justice, because you outshine all the stars of the night sky,” he told her.

“Meep!” Twilight blushed lightly, doing a rather fair impression of Fluttershy.

“Oh… like flustering Twilight is hard,” Sunny scoffed as she turned to the purple mare. “You’re like a good book. I could… er, read you all day?”

Twilight’s blush vanished, replaced by a confused expression as Bon Bon facehooved.

“No no, you’re doing it wrong,” Realm chided her. “More like...miss, can you check me for any love magic? Because I fell for you when I saw you.”

“Ohh, that one’s good,” Sunny said as she wrote that down. “Now, what if I was say… hitting on a Royal Guard.”

Realm mused for a moment. “Male or female? What tribe?”

“Let’s go… male pegasus,” Sunny nodded and looked at the other mares. “What? I like the feeling of feathers okay!”

“I bet that spear’s not the only thing I can make stand at attention,” Realm offered.

Sunny blushed as that implication set in. “How… did you get so good at this?”

“Hurricane,” the colt deadpanned. “She was the one who taught me everything I know. And when I asked why, she said something about revenge against dad.”

“That figures,” Sunny facehooved. She would have to have a talk with that mare. Maybe get some advice herself.

“Your family is so bloody weird,” Bon Bon sighed and looked around. “Oh, can I tell you guys something kind of important?” Twilight had almost died at this point and had left to go wash her face, leaving the earth mare alone with the royal siblings.

“Sure,” the colt replied.

Bon Bon took a look around, Rainbow was dancing with Midnight still and Cheerilee was talking with Berry at the bar. “Well, you know that your father and I have been… intimate with each other yes?”

“Obviously,” the colt rolled his eyes.

“I do not need to picture that, but go on,” Sunny nodded.

“Well… how should I put this,” Bon Bon said, tilting her head in thought. “Let’s just say in about thirteen months, you’ll have a new brother or sister.”

“...Wait what?” the colt asked. “I mean, I get the implications, but the timeframe…”

“Yes well,” Bon Bon blushed. “It’s not… a foal persay.”

“It either is or it isn’t,” the colt deadpanned.

“It’s not a pony foal,” Bon Bon said and blushed harder. “Aspect may have… been kind of, sort of a dragon at the time…”

“...And now I wish I could drink,” the colt muttered.

“I think I need a stronger one,” Sunny seconded as she looked at her glass. “So… you are with the foal of a dragon?”

“A Kirin, is what Aspect called it.” Bon Bon nodded. “Dracony is another term I know is used. While rare, it has happened before with… overly adventurous ponies.”

“Mental image, mental image,” the colt muttered as he downed his juice. “This does nothing!”

Sunny groaned. “Well… congratulations on your upcoming child,” she said. “But, please stop with the explanations. A simple ‘I’m pregnant’ would have sufficed.”

Bon Bon giggled, the ability to make the most powerful pony in Equestria squirm like this was kind of fun.

“Huh?” Rainbow plonked her flank down inbetween Realm and Sunny. “What’d we miss?”

“Something good,” Midnight hummed, sitting next to Bon Bon. “I heard everything~ My hearing is quite good,” she whispered, nibbling the mare’s ear lightly, making her squeak.

“Nothing important,” the colt dismissed with a wave of a wing. “In any case…” he looked around for Twilight, wondering where she’d gone. He spied her near the doors to the bathroom, where she was backed up against a wall with her ears pinned back. Two stallions were in front of her and she looked extremely uncomfortable. “Back in a second,” he said, before getting up and walking silently up behind her aggressors.

“Come on babe,” one slurred slightly. “Pretty lil thing like you shouldn’t be alone.” He looked her over as Twilight’s skin crawled.

“Yeah, maybe we’ll go stargazing,” his friend chuckled, blatantly eying her Cutie Marks.

“Oh, didn’t you hear?” Realm asked in a too-innocent voice as his wings danced with lightning on them. “There’s a sudden unexpected storm front. And for some reason, the lightning is highly attracted to drunken morons.”

“Huh?” the first turned around. “Some brat kid? Ain’t you a lil young to be here halfpint. Go home and suckle yer momma’s teat or sumthin’.”

That earned him a lightning bolt to the face strong enough to blast him into the bar wall.

“I am the squire of the Everfree,” he said calmly as his other wing twitched a little towards the other stallion. “I have more honor and virtue than you will ever earn. I have protected ponies from monsters time and again. I just wasn’t expecting to find two here, preying on a poor mare. Ah well. I can work a little smiting into my visit.”

Then Berry stepped forward. “What’s going on here?” she demanded. “Who’s making a ruckus in my bar!?” The whole place had gone quiet, now watching the disturbance. Realm’s lighting was… less than subtle.

“Eeeh, come on,” the second stallion huffed, putting a wing around Twilight. “We’s jus’ havin’ a lil fun wiv the cute Miss here.”

“Twilight, any self-defense magic you might know would be appropriate now,” the colt urged her. “I’d rather not hit you by proxy.”

Then the stallion was hoisted, not by magic, but by Berry’s bare hooves.

“Get outta my bar you bums,” she yelled as the stallion was literally thrown out the door. The one that Realm hit got back up, his face singed as his horn started to light up.

“I want you to think very carefully about that,” Realm urged him. “You might have a horn...but so do I. What does that tell you about the consequences of attacking me?”

“Don’t you threaten him!” Twilight said and her horn flashed, and with a small ‘pop’, the stallion vanished from sight, Twilight teleporting him to parts unknown.

“My lady,” Realm bowed as he dismissed the charge on his wings. “Shall this squire see you back to your seat?”

Twilight nodded and he felt her magic grip take his wing, sending a pleasurable shudder along his spine as Berry looked at the rest of the patrons.

“Alright you jokers, show’s over. Get back to drinking and being merry eh? But do stupid shit like that and well… you saw what happens.” She smiled down at Realm. “Well, you’re a gallant little knight eh? Maybe I should hire you as security when you get a bit older.”

“Everything’s all about ‘when I get older’,” the colt griped. “I swear, once Hurricane finished teaching me, I went out and found the Manticores that left me an orphan. I’m more mature than half your patrons.”

“Just the way the world is kid,” Berry nodded as she went back behind the bar. “Enjoy being a kid while you can. You can’t get those years back after all.”

Realm shook his head as he escorted Twilight back. “Just a few drunken morons that needed to sober up, nothing major,” the painted colt explained as he retook his seat.

“Shall I go and dispose of them?” Midnight growled, baring her fangs.

“Midnight, stay,” Sunny warned as the bat sat back down and nodded. “Are you alright Twilight?”

“Y-yes, I’m fine,” the mare said, before kissing Realm’s forehead. “Thanks to my little gallant Sir Realm here.”

Aaaaand that was the colt blushing and hiding his face behind a wing.

“Well, as long as you are okay,” Sunny nodded as Cheerilee returned, Berry carrying a tray as she sat it on the table.

“A round of drinks for you all,” she said, placing non-alcoholic cider in front of Realm and Bon Bon, everypony else got a martini glass with an odd blue liquid in it. The colt wasted no time in drinking some of the cider, sighing happily as the focus was off of him.

Twilight was too rattled to bother questioning it as she knocked back her drink in a single gulp, getting some cheers from Berry and Rainbow…

“A-An sho…” Twilight wobbled back and forth as Realm and Bon Bon tried to keep her upright. “It’s shimple really. Jus… just gotta… use more magic. Ye.”

“Because that never backfired before,” Realm pointed out.

“It’s… baaah,” Twilight waved a hoof. “Maaan, it’s totally shucks ya know! Why you gotta do that Realmy?”

“Just pointing out that sometimes, ‘more magic’ isn’t the solution,” the alicorn pointed out. “Sometimes, a more clever trick is what you need. Something nopony thought of.”

“Nooot thaaat,” she hummed and rubbed his head. “Why you gotta be shooo smol? I’d sooo date you if you were bigger… hehe~ hic.”

“I know, but I’m not going to make you wait for me,” Realm sighed. “You should find some stallion…”

“Stoopid laws,” she murmured. “I’d totes make you a stallion now…”

“Ooohaky, we’re moving away from that conversation,” Bon Bon said loudly. “Come on Twi. Let’s get you back and I’ll make you some coffee to sober up.”

“Yeah, that’s probably best,” Realm agreed as he kept up with the mare.

“Fiiiiine,” Twilight moaned loudly. “Ya know what?”

“What?” Rainbow giggled as she followed from the air. Drunk Twilight was hilarious.

“Imma give Aspect a real piece of my mind!” she said with a nod. “He thinks he’s aaaaaall that. Wiv his fancy sword and sexy butt.”

“I really don’t think you should,” Realm urged her. “You’ll probably say a few things you’ll regret…”

“Liiike what?” she said with a slur. “That he’s a stupid tease. And… and…” She trailed off. “I’ll fink of sumthin.”

“I really think you should just go home and sleep this off,” the colt replied. “You’ll feel better in the morning.”

“I feel GREAT!” she said and then her horn lit up…

…

Aspect was resting on his bed, before a bright magenta flash filled the room and he was buried under a pile of pony. Five mares and a pinto colt lay dizzily on top of him.

“Can we come in?” Twilight asked.

“...What?” he asked, completely caught off guard by the situation.

“Hi,” Bon Bon groaned, her head spinning from the sudden group teleport. “Twilight is…”

“Hilariously drunk,” Rainbow added.

“...I see,” the stallion mused. “Okay. I’ll handle this.”

“Like yoooou handle your mares,” Twilight giggled and beeped his nose. “Naughty colt.”

“And now I see how much she had to drink,” Aspect sighed. “Okay, well, it’s late. Realm, bed.”

“...Okay,” the colt replied as he gave Twilight a curious look before leaving.

“Well… this is awkward,” Cheerilee said, now in Aspect’s lap once the other mares had shifted.

“No kidding,” the stallion sighed. “Okay, so…” He gently moved Cheerilee out of his lap before focusing on Twilight. “What is it you want to say to me?”

“You!” she poked his chest. “I…. I forgot.”

“Okay, drunk Sparkle is fun,” Aspect agreed. “Rainbow, you’re her friend. Why don’t you find her a place to sober up?”

“I remember!” She said and poked his chest again. “One… yer a jerk. A stoopid, sexy, nice flanked jerk…”

“...Did you teleport here to try and complain about me, or compliment me?” Aspect asked.

“I dunno…” she looked him over, the stallion currently in his alicorn form. “I know. SCIENCE tiem!” She poked his horn. “Sooo, I wanna see the difference between a male alicorn and a mare.”

“Oh, I know one difference,” Rainbow gave a lewd chuckle and waggled her eyebrows.

“Rainbow,” Aspect chided her. “We let this go until she passes out.” The stallion raised an eyebrow at Twilight. “So...what were you planning?”

She just looked him over. “Differences,” she said. “I mean… Tia’s got a huuuge horn. S’why all the doors in her castle are sooo tall.” She prodded his horn. “Your is shorter…”

“But it’s what you do with it right?” Rainbow snickered.

“And then there’s yer butt,” Twilight said, spalling his flank with a hoof. “You got dis nice, tight butt. Luna has a cute butt too. And Tia’s goot a big squishy cakebutt. Though it’s also nice.”

“Rainbow, make a note, drunk Sparkle is far less reserved about her opinions,” the stallion pointed out as he just sat there for Twilight, waiting until she was done.

“Noted,” Rainbow giggled.

“Aaand then you went and stole Rainbow!” Twilight pointed out. “I mean, rude. What if I wanted my own harem huh? Ever think of that?”

“Waitwhat!?” Rainbow snorted.

“And apparently she possesses more than just friendship for her friends. Some of them at any rate,” Aspect noted aloud. “Do you still harbor that sort of emotion for Rainbow?” he asked the drunk mare.

“Big words, shuddup,” Twilight murmured. “Rainbow’s cute. But she’s good wiv you. I know you treat her right mkay?”

“And what about you?” The stallion asked. “What do you want?”

Twilight frowned. “I can’t have what I want. I… shouldn’t even think that.”

“Everypony should be happy,” the stallion pointed out.

“But I shouldn’t… think about Realm like that,” she said with a stomp of her hoof. “He’s too young… but he’s so sweet. He’s a foal… but he’s the only one that ever paid attention…” And now Direct Twi was becoming Sad and Regretful Twi.

“I’m sure if you look, you can find another stallion, one closer to your own age than him,” Aspect urged the mare. “He can’t be the only one that likes you.”

“Actually,” Rainbow whispered. “She’s not wrong. Nopony has shown interest in her as far as I know since she came to Ponyville.”

“Well that’s silly,” Cheerilee said, still here. “She’s such a lovely and beautiful mare.”

“Talented, smart, engaging,” the stallion continued. “It’s almost criminal that somepony hasn’t shown interest in her.”

“Somepony her age anyway,” Cheerilee said. “Honestly, if she liked mares even I might…” She suddenly blushed and zipped her lip.

“...In any case,” the stallion continued. “Clearly, Twilight needs a special somepony her own age. Somepony who can tell her she is beautiful and wonderful every day. Any suggestions, Rainbow?”

“Hmm, I dunno,” Rainbow shrugged. “I really don’t see any of my friends that way. And honestly, they’d have to be a total egghead to keep up with her.”

“Miss Cheerilee, who would you say is the smartest pony in Ponyville, aside from Twilight?” the stallion asked.

“Well…” Cheerilee rubbed her chin. “Miss Sparkler is a magnificent organiser. And there’s that stallion that runs a coffee shop in town. I hear he’s quite the avid reader. But honestly, Ponyville is almost all farmers and the like. The library was almost unused until Twilight came along.”

“Every farmer has to pay taxes and take into account expenses and what their money is currently tied up in,” the stallion pointed out. “Show me ‘just a farmer’ and I’ll show you a keen financial mind.”

“True enough,” the mare nodded as Twilight’s hooves suddenly grasped Aspect’s rump.

“It’s like… polished stone,” she said, running her hooves in small circles.

“Twilight, what are you up to?” Aspect asked as he turned his head to look.

“Getting a feel of what life is like to have a special somepony,” she murmured. “I still don’t see the big deal. It’s just a butt. Everypony has one…”

“Okay, and now Twilight is getting gropey,” the stallion pointed out as he scooted forward, breaking her hold. She grabbed him with her magic, but her lack of focus saw her grab the part she was looking at, he felt her aura tingle and caress his rump and what lay under it as she tried to lift him.

“Meep!” Aspect’s wings flared at that. “Okay, somepony stop her before she does something she’ll regret!”

Rainbow was too busy laughing and Midnight just smirked as she enjoyed the show. Cheerilee just did not want to get involved any deeper in this already weird situation. Aspect got up and turned to look at Twilight.

“Okay miss, I think you’ve had just a bit too much to drink,” he started off with, poking her chest with a hoof.

Then she booped his nose with a hoof and smiled cutely.

“—And you should probably go to bed,” the stallion continued. “Before you do anything else.”

Then she kissed his nose.

“Like that,” he supplied. “Twilight, you’re drunk, you really should—”

Then she kissed his lips, as everypony just stared at Affectionate Twilight. Aspect eventually broke the kiss and stared at Twilight.

“Please tell me that’s the liquor talking,” he begged nobody in particular.

“Mmm, you taste good,” Twilight murred as she stroked his mane. “Maybe I should use you for practice. Tia didn’t teach me anything about romance. But she’s kinda hopeless at it…” She leaned in close to try and kiss him again…

“Twilight, you really shouldn’t—” the stallion began, trying to persuade her with words. She slumped against him, her body smelled like ink, paper and vanilla as her soft fur pressed against his own. The small unicorn leaning into the male’s embrace as her face was buried in his neck.

“Aaaand she’s out like a light,” the stallion sighed as he signaled Dash over. “Find her a room to sleep it off in?”

“Sure,” Rainbow nodded as the unicorn was placed on her back. As she left the room, a wide smirk crossed her muzzle. She knew exactly what to do.

“I… should go,” a blushing Cheerilee said as she got up. “This was… weird.”

“Take care miss,” Aspect bowed, picking up one of her hooves and kissing it to show his chivalry. “Maybe next time you’ll not fall into such company as this.”

“Oh, with you around, I have no doubt my life will be normal anytime soon,” Cheerilee chuckled. “Take care Aspect. And see you at school tomorrow to resume those lessons of yours.”

“Mm, she’ll get a hangover-cure potion once she wakes up,” the stallion promised as he watched her go, before turning to Midnight and Bon Bon. “Any reason none of you moved to stop that mare from assaulting me with drunken affection?”

“I found it arousing,” Midnight said rather blatantly. “I am most surprised you resisted.”

“Because she was drunk,” Aspect pointed out. “I’m not going to take advantage of someone not in their right mind.”

“So what was your excuse with me?” she purred, reminding him of their drunken night together.

“Reversed of this scenario, I was drunk,” the stallion pointed out. “Which, by the way, not happening ever again. Apparently I get pushy when I’m drunk. I’m not going to force someone into something ever again. In this case, it worked out, but that’s not really a good reason to engage in a relationship. Granted, now I know you a little better. We…” He scratched his chin. “The best way I can explain it is, we did everything backwards. We engaged in the sex first before we built a relationship together to determine if we wanted to.”

“Hmm, you know I could have stopped you had I chosen,” Midnight replied. “You forced me into nothing I did not already want dear mate of mine.”

“So what am I supposed to do with Twilight? Just...seduce her while she’s drunk?” Aspect shook his head. “No. Realm would kill me. Celly would kill me.”

“And Spike would kill you,” Bon Bon added. “Now, I think we should get some sleep don’t you. Twilight will be less than happy with her hangover tomorrow.”

“Just some rest sounds good to me,” Aspect agreed as he settled back into the bed. Rainbow returned soon enough, chuckling to herself as she climbed onto the bed. “And what’s so funny?” the stallion asked as he cuddled her close with a wing.

“Oh nothing,” Rainbow mused. “Tonight was fun, and Realm saved Twilight from some creepy drunks. So I figured I’d give him a lil reward.”

“...You do realize that is the opposite of helping the poor colt,” the stallion pointed out. “Less so if she wakes up in the middle of the night still affectionate.”

“Eh, once Twi is out for the count, it takes nothing short of a tree through her window in the middle of a rainstorm to wake her.”

That statement was… oddly specific.

“And Drunk Twi?” Aspect asked pointedly.

“Who knows,” Rainbow shrugged. “I’m sure it’s fine.”

…

Realm awoke feeling odd. Something was pressing down on his body firmly and when he opened his eyes, taking a moment to adjust to the darkness…

He saw a sleeping Twilight hugging his form close to her chest as she slept.

“...Okay, this...I like this but…” the colt was conflicted. On the one hoof, he wanted this. On the other hoof...he wanted her to be happy with a stallion her own age. The mare just snored peacefully, she looked rather cute like this, even if her breath did smell like alcohol.

“Miss Twilight?” Realm gently shook her shoulder, trying to get her to wake up.

“Mmm,” the mare murmured, but didn’t stir beyond that. Realm shook a little harder, trying to get her awake enough to realize what she was doing so she could find another bed.

Eventually, the mare stirred, slowly blinking her eyes as she looked around. “Huh… wha?”

“Miss Twilight, you should really find your own bed,” the colt insisted.

“Where… am I?” The mare blinked, then put a hoof to her head. “Hmm, Realmy?” she said, looking down at the colt in her hooves.

“Miss Twilight, you should fi—” the colt started to insist again, before Twilight hugged him close and nuzzled him softly.

“...You really should find a stallion of your own,” the colt whispered.

“Why do you have to be so young?” she sighed, her cheeks getting wet. “And… why do I have to like you? I’m… I’m not supposed to. It’s wrong.”

“I like you too miss Twilight,” the colt replied. “If it was a thousand years ago, I might act on it. But...it’s not. So…”

“Yeah… I should go,” Twilight murmured as she moved to get up. Realm sighed as she left.

“Miss Twilight?” he called after her. “You deserve to be happy. I’m sure someday, you’ll find a stallion that will make you happy. You can’t not find him, for my sake. Okay?”

Twilight paused at the door. “I found him already,” she said. “I just… have to be patient.” And with that. She left his room.

Realm got up and growled before he darted after her, his short legs helping him catch up with the unicorn quite quickly as he sat in front of her. “No,” he said, poking her chest with a hoof. “I’m not going to make you wait for me. You find someone that makes you happy now. I’ll survive, I will. But it’d be criminal to make you wait six years to be happy with me. I am not going to take your time up while you wait for me. You find somepony else. And you be happy with them. For me. I’ll survive, knowing you’re happy.”

Twilight had no idea what to make of that. Her mind felt clouded from the night out, but his words sank in. She just stared at him for what felt like an eternity…

“Buck,” the colt swore under his breath. “I wouldn’t care if you bucked dad, just find somepony that makes you feel like the special mare that you are.”

“Your dad’s a real perv,” Twilight chuckled and reached out, rubbing his mane. “You really are too old for your age Realm. I’ll… try okay.”

“I’ll team up with Spike if I have to, to get updates on your love life,” the colt threatened.

“I’m sure you’ll have better things to do,” Twilight smiled and pet him on the head. “I’ll keep what you said in mind okay. Though maybe your dad has enough mares… or he’ll get all of Ponyville in his harem.”

“It’d run him ragged,” Realm chuckled. “The next disaster would run him over because he was too exhausted.” The colt shook his head. “Well...just keep in mind. Somepony, anypony that makes you feel special. You deserve to be happy now.” And with that, the colt got back up and began walking back to his room.

“So do you,” Twilight said as she walked down the hall. It was going to be a loooong walk back to the library…

Then she remembered that Aspect had a nice, big, warm bed…

Aspect sighed contently under his mare pile… so much so that he almost missed somepony else snuggling against his side. A familiar scent of ink and vanilla…

The stallion slowly turned to look at what he thought shouldn’t be there… And the amethyst eyes of Twilight looked back.

“Just for tonight,” she murmured as she cuddled closer.

“...That’s what Midnight said,” the stallion pointed out.

“You don’t seem to be kicking me out though…” she pointed back.

“You don’t seem to be nearly as drunk as you were,” Aspect conceded. “Anything that happened would be on you.”

“I don’t even know what to do,” she whispered. “S’not like I’ve ever snuggled with a stallion that wasn't Shiny or my dad…”

Aspect pulled her close with a wing and kissed her on the lips, letting her feel what it meant to be held in a loving embrace that wasn’t family. Maybe it was the drink, but her face exploded with a blush, even if she did kiss back just a little, her inexperience showing.

“There’s a lot more,” the stallion replied. “I could teach you, if you’d like.”

“Part of me wants to say yes,” she murmured. “I just got dumped by a twelve year old…”

“That’ll be the heartbreak,” Aspect sighed. “That’s nearly as bad as being drunk, really. I’m not going to make a move on you in that st—” She leaned forwards and kissed him again.

“I did kind of like that though.” She murmured as once she broke it.

Aspect blushed this time as he cuddled the mare close. “Ah...kay then,” the stallion’s brain restarted. “So, uh...how, far do you want to take this?”

“I don’t really know,” she said, her body feeling hot. “I… don’t think I’m ready for that yet…”

“Well, there are ways to get around that,” Aspect pointed out. “I could just not go that far, but still give you pleasure.”

Twilight paused. “Like… what?”

“Well first it would be something like this,” the stallion said, holding her close and kissing her neck. “To warm you up.”

Twilight gasped, the small unicorn shifting slightly in his hold. “My… I’m really hot as is. I don’t…”

“Not like temperature,” the stallion explained as he trailed a few kisses down her neck. “I’m talking arousal. If you’re warmed up, aroused, then the next part is all the better.”

“How… can you tell?” she asked him, panting lightly from his kisses, her body tingling.

“Well for me, I’ll smell it,” the stallion explained. “For you, you’ll feel the area between your hind legs start to grow wet. And when that happens, I’ll know you’re ready.” He punctuated that statement with another kiss...to the mare’s horn.

Twilight gasped at that one, the shifting around now meant he was on top of her as she lay under him, her blush visible, even in the low light. The stallion trailed some kisses down her neck and shifted slowly south, kissing her belly before he reached something just north of his target.

Gently, softly, the stallion kissed her teats.

And at that, Twilight let out a soft, adorable moan, even as her tail tried to hide her lower parts from him. The stallion let out a chuckle as he kissed one nipple, before moving to the other one, lavishing them both with affection.

Twilight moaned again, her short, little gasps and hitches in her voice were just too cute.

Then Aspect felt movement next to him.

“What are you doing?” he felt Bon Bon whisper in his ear as Rainbow moved up his other side and Midnight on his back.

“Giving Sober Twilight some attention, since she asked for it,” the stallion softly explained, before he gently took a nipple in his mouth and suckled on it a bit, teasing it with his tongue and teeth gently. She actually tasted quite lovely, as Bon Bon shook her head.

“There really is no helping you is there?” she mused as Midnight moved down behind him and
pressed her face up against his lower parts, her tongue washing over his sheath as Rainbow opted to watch for the time being.

“Mmm, actually, there’s an idea,” Aspect sat up and motioned Midnight to continue. “See Twilight, this is the act of Oral Sex, one partner using their mouth to pleasure another. It’s similar to what I would do to you, except clearly you’re a mare, so I would have to use what you have in place of a member.”

Twilight watched as Midnight expertly licked Aspect’s rigid member with her tongue. Moaning softly as she rubbed her lips up and down his shaft. Twilight’s blush only grew as the batpony winked at her as she started to take it into her mouth, bobbing up and down as lewd slurping sounds filled the room.

“It is quite pleasurable to receive,” the stallion continued in his lecture-like voice. “So all you have to do is move your tail, and we can begin.”

“He is somewhat good at it,” Bon Bon teased as she held her hoof. “But nopony’s going to pressure you Twi. And i don’t mind, no matter your decision.”

“I…” Twilight was clearly at a crossroads while Midnight deepthroated his whole member and moaned lewdly around it.

“Perhaps a demonstration?” Aspect mused, before pulling Rainbow’s flank close and licking along her lips.

“G-Gah! Why me?” she gasped, even as she leaked a little. “It’s… embarrassing with Twi watching.”

The stallion didn’t reply verbally, just opting to hold her in place as his tongue continued to lap at her folds. Soon enough, that tongue then began slipping inside her, letting her feel his long, slimy tongue lick at her walls, the mare moaning as she lay her head back.

“Fuck… it feels good though,” she groaned. “He’ll pay for this later… but aah~ Damn…”

Twilight still watched, as Bon Bon rubbed her hoof. And even from being nose deep inside Rainbow, he could smell Twilight’s growing arousal. The stallion just kept up his oral assault on the chromatic mare, letting that tongue slip as deep as it could inside her. He wiggled it back and forth to get as much of Rainbow’s essence from deep inside her as he could, before pulling back and lapping at her clit.

With a loud shriek, Rainbow came as her juices squirted his muzzle, the mare gripping the bedsheets as she arched her back. And the whole time, Midnight hadn’t stopped servicing him either. She now lay under him, just letting him thrust down into her mouth, fucking like he would her other holes.

The stallion let go of Dash and let her lay on the bed, before pulling his cock free of Midnight and bending down to whisper a simple question to her. “Foal or no?” he asked, the only indicator she would get as to what he would be doing next.

“Not yet,” she said back. “But have a look at that~” She tilted his head up as Twilight moved her tail, her dock and tail hairs coated with her juices as she gasped, a hoof idly touching somewhere as she flinched like she just got shocked.

And still, Aspect continued his lecture-like tone. “Now that, was oral, both mare-on-stallion and stallion-on-mare,” he said as he turned Midnight so that they were perpendicular to Twilight. This meant she saw everything that was about to happen. “This, is more traditional intercourse. Wherein a male takes his member,” like he was doing, “Presses it up against an aroused female,” and oh boy, Midnight was aroused, “And puts it inside her depths.” And with one shove, the length was buried inside her.

“But… it’s so big,” Twilight gasped, putting a hoof to her mouth. “How does that not hurt?”

“Bon Bon, would you care to answer while I put on a typical mating display for Twilight to watch?” the stallion asked as he began slowly withdrawing, leaving just the tip of his length inside, before pressing it all back in at a steady pace, the low lewd sounds of their mating quickly filling the room.

“A mare is kind of… stretchy down there,” Bon Bon said as they watched the perverted pair. “It hurts like the dickens the first time or two. But it’s amazing after that.”

Midnight panted as she held him closer and whispered. “Asta te dai jos dragostea mea? După ce ea ne-ceas?”

“Just a little bit,” he whispered back as he kept thrusting, keeping it slow so Twilight could enjoy it. Bon Bon’s hoof wandered to her own sex, idly rubbing it as Twilight just continued to watch, her scent filling his nose as he rutted the tight batmare under him.

“Corrupting such an innocent mare,” Midnight whispered. “For shame my love.”

“I’m just making her realize what she wants, what she needs,” the stallion whispered back. “Can’t you smell it? She might ask for more than just my tongue before I’m done with you.”

“Or you could put her out of her misery,” Midnight mused and nibbled his ear. “Eat her out while you fuck me~”

“I want her to say what she wants,” the stallion countered. “So that she gets exactly what she asks for.”

Midnight just moaned as he filled her up. Twilight looked at Bon Bon and Rainbow, both mares nodding.

“Could you…” she said quietly, though he managed to hear her over the sounds of his lovemaking. “Do what you did to Rainbow… maybe?” She blushed harder, squeaking softly at the lewd things she just said.

Aspect just smiled at her, before motioning her closer with a wing. “Bring that flank of yours over here,” he urged her. “And I’ll make you beg for more.”

“W-What?” she squeaked out as Rainbow helped her, her sticky, wet pussy now on display for the stallion as she lay next to Midnight. Aspect leaned down and let his warm breath wash over the folds, before his tongue came out and licked them, once.

Such a sweet, tart, and delicious flavour. Very different to any of his mares as Twilight gasped, trying to cross her hind legs out of instinct. Of course, this only trapped his head in with her folds as he began licking in earnest. Twilight’s moans increased in volume as did Midnight’s, the pair of mares moaning at the pleasures they received.

Then Aspect took his tongue, prodded at Twilight’s folds, and began slipping it inside slowly, tasting her walls and the source of the flavor directly as his tongue squirmed within the mare’s core. She tasted even better on the inside, her tight hole squeezing his tongue as her juices ran down his chin. He felt Midnight contract her muscles, her walls squeezing his member rhythmically. Aspect rode out the second mare of the night before slowly drawing back from her, letting his slick member hang free as he focused on the lavender mare in front of him.

Twilight’s hooves moved to his head, inadvertently stroking his horn as he continued to pleasure her, her body shaking from the new sensations she was feeling. The stallion crossed his eyes and breathed heavily, doing his best to hold back, before pulling some of his tongue back and using it to stimulate the mare’s clit. Time to get her to that peak he promised.

It didn't take long, Twilight’s inexperience meant little stamina and with a loud cry, her body convulsed with her first ever climax, the mare panting hard as her sex winked and trembled. The stallion slowly pulled back and licked his lips, smiling down at her.

“See? Didn’t that feel good, natural?” he asked. “This sort of pleasure is. And I promise, we won’t do anything you’re not comfortable with.”

Twilight took a moment to come down from her high. “Could…” she huffed. “Could I see it? When you finish?”

“What are you suggesting?” the stallion asked.

“I… wanna see you finish,” she pointed at his dick. “Stuff is supposed to come out right?”

“So how are you suggesting I be brought to climax?” the stallion asked, before using his wing to indicate the mares besides her. “I do have options...perhaps you’d like to pick?”

“Um… could, you maybe do it?” she asked timidly.

“Ooh,” Bon Bon mused. “That'd be interesting. I wanna see him rub out over us. How does that sound?”

“Hooves are not ideal for that,” the stallion pointed out.

“T-Then, what do you suggest?” Twi asked him.

“Bon Bon, you haven’t gotten any attention tonight,” the stallion murred. “How about you help fulfill the dear unicorn’s request?”

“I can do that,” the mare hummed as she crawled closer. “How should I pleasure you my love?”

“How about your mouth, and I tell you when I’m close, so that Twilight can see it shoot all over you?” the stallion asked her, making sure Twilight could hear it.

Bonnie then got an idea as she lay next to Twi on her back, beckoning him to stand over her. The stallion did so, letting his long, musky length hang down into Bonnie’s face as he nuzzled her folds, thinking about repaying her for this favor already.

She ran her tongue over his length, humming as she peppered it with licks, kisses and nuzzles. Meanwhile Aspect licked at her folds, tasting how sweet she was and making sure she knew how much he appreciated it.

Bon Bon moaned as she started to slowly take him into her mouth, her tongue swirling around him, teasing the head as she moaned lewdly. The stallion had to wonder how Twilight was taking the much closer show as he kept lavishing his attention on his mare.

Bon Bon pulled back, licking the head like an Ice cream cone before whispering something to Twilight. A few more whispers went back and forth, as Bon Bon leaned up and nuzzled his hanging orbs, letting his slick member drape across her face. The stallion’s response was to simply start pushing his tongue into his mare, letting her feel his long, slimy oral appendage as he tasted her fluids directly.

She let out a soft moan as she continued to nuzzle his hefty balls… before a hesitant tongue poked at his hanging member, Twilight squeaking softly. Aspect raised an eyebrow, but didn’t stop paying attention to Bon Bon, wondering how far Twilight would take this.

Twilight gave his member a few more licks, he’d done the same to her after all, it was only fair. Bon Bon took one of his orbs into her mouth, suckling on it as Twilight’s tongue brushed against his medial ring.

Aspect took to quite heavily screwing Bon Bon with his tongue in an effort to not concentrate on what Twilight was doing, thrusting in and out with his oral appendage as he tried to think unsexy thoughts.

Then Twilight gave another blind lick, her tongue running along the slit of his member as Bon Bon started nibbling on his bumpy ring. Aspect huffed as he did his best to make Bon Bon cum. Once that was done, he could focus on Twilight again...but damn if it wasn’t hard to focus now. He needed now, more than ever, to hold out.

“You know, there’s a perfectly good headboard to hang onto there while you hose ’em,” Rainbow pointed out as both mares nibbled on his flared head, their tongues occasionally meeting, followed by a cute, blushy squeak from Twilight.

Aspect huffed as his wings twitched. He didn’t want to give in. He wanted to make Bonnie at least cum first. But it was getting hard to hold out...he pulled a bit of his tongue back and flicked the candy mare’s clit. He needed to taste her first. Bon Bon was certainly moaning now, even as the pressure in his balls started to become unbearable.

Then with a twitch as she suckled on his head, the lead mare gave a loud moan as her body trembled with a climax at long last, her essence running down her legs and onto the bed. With a happy sigh, Aspect let go and began absolutely painting the mares beneath him with his sticky, hot release. Rope after rope flew from his tip, the buildup having made his climax all the more potent.

Twilight gasped as she watched his head flare and then a torrent of white liquid flew from it, first catching Bon bon in the face, her still-open mouth catching some as his member twitched, splashing both mares now as Twilight felt it coat the fur on her neck, chest and belly, even running over her teats and lower still. Another burst caught the side of her face, some landing on her mouth as she gasped again, the seed slipping inside as the salty flavour hit her tongue.

Eventually Aspect turned and looked at what he’d done...and couldn’t find much of problem with it. “Has our performance been up to your standards, Twilight?” he asked.

“I… I just…” the mare lay there, her legs splayed as he saw his cum run over her lower lips, her chest heaving with each breath as she looked down at herself. “I wasn’t expecting…”

“You asked,” the stallion pointed out as he gently ran a hoof through some of her non-painted fur. “Anything you ask for, I will give you.”

“In abundance apparently,” the mare deadpanned as she looked at her cum-soaked body.

“He’s quite prolific with that,” Bon Bon chuckled, wiping some from her eyes. “Perhaps we should take a quick shower hm?”

“Midnight, why don’t you show Twilight what your tongue can do to a mare in the shower?” Aspect suggested.

“Wait, wha?” Twilight gasped as she was suddenly carried off by Midnight, not caring about the seed now soaking her.

“That was mean, sacrificing her to Middy like that,” Rainbow chuckled as she leaned down and licked some cum from Bon Bon. “Mm, maybe I should clean you up like this huh?”

“And maybe I should stuff my blue speedster while you do~” Aspect cooed as he ran a hoof down her fine flank.

“You aren’t drained form that?” Rainbow blinked. “I’d thought you went bone dry from bathing Twi in all that.”

“Probably, but doesn’t mean I can’t give you a good rutting in the meantime,” Aspect replied. “It seems I haven’t quite done enough of that yet.”

“Well, what are you waiting for?” Rainbow shook her rump. “An open invitation?”

Aspect climbed up on top of the mare and gently kissed the back of her neck before whispering into her ear. “You know, I can control quite a few things about my body. How much cum I produce...whether it’s fertile or not...lots of things. So even though I just came, I could stuff you full right now…”

Rainbow turned and smirked. “Prove it,” she said before resuming her tongue bath of Bon Bon.

Aspect thrust forward, sinking his whole member into the blue pegasus as an ominous gurgle noise filled the air. Aspect’s nuts were swelling back up even as he rutted the speedster.

“Mmm,” Rainbow mused, then got an idea. “You know, there’s a form I haven’t done anything naughty with before. In fact, none of us have~”

“Mmm?” the stallion asked as he kept rutting the mare. Even Bon Bon looked curious.

“The form you should take,” Rainbow huffed. “Who you really are. If that form actually can do it.”

“Oh, it can, but wouldn’t you prefer something familiar?” Aspect asked. “I promise, I’m larger like this. Not by much, but…”

Rainbow looked back at him. “And we love you. So I want to make love with who you are,” the mare said with a soft tone. “You looked so cute with Twilight, being all gentle and stuff. And, it made me realise that I want to do the same…”

The stallion sighed, pulled back, and with a muted flash, the alicorn transformed into Christopher the human, sitting back on the bed with his arms crossed as he raised an eyebrow at Rainbow Dash, daring her to make the first move.

“Huh… so that what it looks like,” she said as she looked him up and down. “Also, don’t look so pouty. I think you’re cute… in a weird kinda way.”

“Because that’s what every guy wants to hear in this situation,” the human rolled his eyes. “‘It’s not tiny, it’s cute.’”

“I meant you in general ya doofus,” Rainbow poked his chest with a hoof. “Hmm, now how to do this…” She looked at him sitting that way and an idea formed. She turned around so her back was to him, flicking her tail to the side to show off her dripping pussy… before sitting down in his lap, his member sinking into her heated snatch as her mouth opened and she moaned.

“O...kay,” Christopher moaned as he panted from the suddenness of it all. “Never...done this before.” His hands went to her flanks and stroked her cutie marks as she sat on his dick. Her wings spread slightly as she raised her hips and started a steady rhythm of bouncing in his lap, his cock spearing her nicely as her warm puss hugged him, her juices leaking down and soaking his balls.

The human reached one hand down and began rubbing at the mare’s folds, to not miss her clit at all, stimulating her while she rode him.

“Aaahh~ Don’t… don’t do that!” she gasped, her scratchy voice crying out in pleasure. “I’ll… I’ll cum if you keep that aaaap~”

“That’s the idea,” the human pointed out as his other hand went to one of her wings and began gently playing with her feathers. His digits felt amazing, even better than his griffon talons. Rainbow swore she just found her new favourite form as her body trembled, trying to keep a rhythm even as he pleasured her. The poor mare couldn’t last long under the assault though, her pussy clenching his member, trying desperately to milk it for his cum as she moaned out, slumping forward a little.

Then the human picked her up and, without pulling her off, turned her around so they were belly-to-belly and laid her over his chest. She only had a moment to question it...before he began thrusting into her again. She sunk into his embrace, moaning and cooing at his gentle fucking of her, the mare blushing and panting as Bon Bon propped herself up to watch.

“Naughty little Rainbow,” the human cooed to her as he kept fucking her. “You didn’t clean Bon Bon up all the way. How should I punish you for that?”

“Nnnn! I… I don’t know,” she gasped, her hooves on his shoulders as she pressed her face into his broad chest.

“Should I make you swell up like a blueberry?” he teased as his hand rubbed her belly. “Keep you grounded for eleven months at a time?”

“Nuuu,” Rainbow mewled weakly. “Please don’t…”

“I don’t know, you’ve been a naughty little mare,” the human teased as one of his hands began rubbing lower, teasing her clit. She let out a louder moan, her strength escaping her as the repeated sex took it’s toll. She was tired, but that was sooo good~

“Aww, you’re just a little broodmare at heart, aren’t you?” Aspect cooed to her. Rainbow gasped as he tweaked her clit again, her hips smacking against his with each thrust. He happened to look over her head to see a rather stunned Twilight and Midnight in the doorway, the bat seemingly shocked.

Oh wait… nopony told her…

Christopher whispered a single word quietly. “Aspect.” He hoped she got it as he kept playing with Dash. “Little mare, little mare...what do you want?” he teased her, stopping his thrusting for a moment to let her collect her thoughts.

Dash panted as the other pair inched into the room, trying not to disturb them.

“Y-you… inside me,” she said wearily. “Fill me up if you want to.”

“Oh, but I do,” the human teased her. “I want to keep you grounded, in my bed, being bred day after day. I want you, Dashie. Now and forever.”

Twilight gasped at the words of their usual game. She didn’t know it was such.

“Mkay,” Dash murmured back as she nuzzled him. “Love ya, ya big doofus.”

“And here...it...cums,” the human promised her, before his length twitched inside the mare and started to fill her up. Rainbow moaned at the seed flooding her, as no knot or medial ring stopped the overflow as it started to pool under them.

Eventually the human stopped releasing into her and pulled the mare off, laying her down next to Bon Bon before flashing into his Alicorn form and turning to both of the returned mares. “Yes, Human is my default form,” he said to Midnight. “And no, she’s not actually going to get pregnant,” he said to Twilight. “It’s a game we play. I would never actually get them pregnant on purpose unless they asked for it before I screwed them to the point where they’d agree to whatever I said.”

“Oooh,” Midnight and Twilight echoed as Bon Bon coughed into her hoof. Aspect turned to look at her with a raised brow. The mare responded by pointing at her belly and smirking.

“Like I said, on purpose,” the stallion reiterated before turning back to Twilight. “I trust your time in the shower was enlightening?”

“She would not let me do as such,” Midnight pouted as Twilight sighed.

“I barely know you Miss Midnight. That… wouldn’t be proper.”

“You barely know me and you trusted me with more,” the stallion pointed out, before using a hoof to urge Bon Bon to take herself and Rainbow into the shower next.

“Well, I have known you longer,” Twilight replied. “Besides, I… don’t know if I like mares in that way…”

“I am not offended,” Midnight nodded and looked at Aspect. “Though I am sad we missed most of that show.”

“Well, is there anything else you want to do, Twilight?” Aspect asked. “I could use my tongue on you again if you wanted another release before sleeping.”

“N-No, that’s alright,” Twilight blushed and waved a hoof. “You’ve been… very informative.” Seems the shower had sobered her up a little and she was getting back to her old self.

Aspect sighed, sat in front of her, and pulled her into a deep, tongue-filled kiss. The mare squeaked and blushed profusely until he broke it.

“W-What… what was that for?” she panted.

“To remind you that here, we don’t judge,” Aspect pointed out. “Bon Bon likes being tied up in my Dragon form. Dash likes being dominated in my Griffon form. I’ve yet to find one Midnight likes beyond Thestral. We all have things we like, and outside of this bedroom, none of our activities will be shared with any other. You’re safe to say whatever you want here.”

“I-I’m still… not ready for that,” Twilight replied softly. “And… asking you to please me would be selfish…”

“I’ll please you as many times as you like until you’re satisfied, Twilight,” Aspect whispered back. “No matter what you want, I can give it to you.”

“W-Well… I only know… the mouth thing,” she blushed harder, her face as red as Pyro’s plumage.

“Then lie back,” Aspect instructed her. Twilight did as he asked as Midnight hummed.

“Mmm, gonna show her something new?” she mused. Aspect smirked before he flashed into his thestral form and ran the tip of his very long tongue across the mare’s folds. Twilight looked down and gasped.

“What… what are you doing?” she asked, her breath hitching in anticipation.

“Showing you what Midnight wanted to do,” Aspect replied, before he sent all of his tongue into the mare, squirming around like a little tentacle as it touched her everywhere. He soon hit a curious barrier inside her, before remembering that Twilight was still a virgin.

It didn’t stop the mare moaning as she gripped the wet sheets under her, tilting her head back as Midnight nibbled at her neck, teasing her with tongue and fangs. Aspect used his own fangs to gently nibble on the mare’s clit as he kept up his tonguework, not letting her rest for a moment as he stimulated her over and over again. Twilight moaned louder as she squirmed under the pair of bats, her sex winking and leaking her tasty fluids onto his tongue, as Midnight moved down to pay her teats some attention. Turns out that those were quite sensitive.

Aspect kept up his tonguework, prodding every wall and the barrier gently as he got her used to the feeling of his talented organ inside her. It was very firm, but there was a tiny hole in the middle he could use…

He gently sent a bit of his tongue through the barrier, touching her deeper without tearing it. Twilight let out a loud shriek as her already tight pussy clamped around him, almost drowning his tongue in her essence as her walls squeezed him rhythmically.

And still, he didn’t stop teasing her, now doing his best to gently ease the barrier more open as his tongue pulsed inside her, back and forth, sawing through her…

Almost like an actual cock would…

He felt something gentle and warm surround his cock, as Twilight’s magic pulsed around him. In his Alicorn state, he could feel the sheer power such a little unicorn possessed. No wonder Celestia took her as a student.

The stallion ever so slightly, ever so lovingly, began wearing down her barrier without tearing it. He didn’t want her in pain when the time came, if ever. So he went about making sure there would be as little of it as possible. His tongue began filling her up more and more as he worked that muscle back gently. Every time he sent his organ into her, he made sure to push back just enough to cause her hymen to go back without tearing it. He was nothing if not a considerate lover when need be.

He felt the aura encompass his nethers, pulsing, stroking and caressing firmer and faster as Twilight moaned and panted over the sensations he lavished on her. Out of the corner of his eye, Rainbow and Bon Bon appeared again, the latter quirking an eyebrow.

Aspect winked at Bon Bon and pulled nearly all of his tongue out, showing it off to the pair of them, before plunging it back into the lavender mare and tickling her cervix at the back. Twilight moaned louder over feeling so full, her magic heating up a little as it stroked his pole faster, like a hand running up and down his throbbing shaft.

Then the stallion nibbled on her clit again, tweaking the little nub as he ran his tongue back and forth through her like he hoped she would let him do to her with his cock one day. With a loud cry, she came for the third time tonight.

“A-Aaaahhhnn~” her magic gripping his dick tightly and almost vibrated as her walls milked his tongue, filling his mouth with her delectable juices. The stallion slowly pulled back his tongue, letting it drip with the mare’s juices as he waved it in the air in front of her, before slurping it all back in and smacking his lips.

“Not as good as Bon Bon or Middy, but pretty good,” the stallion complimented her. Twilight panted hard as her magic released him, the mare falling back, her energy utterly spent.

“Mmm, we’ve worn out our little unicorn,” Aspect teased as he flashed back into his Alicorn self and ran a hoof down Twilight’s flanks.

“And what about you?” Rainbow mused, running some soft feathers along his rigid member. “I thought she’d get a second glazing for a moment there. You looked like you enjoyed… whatever it was she was doing.” She sat behind him, her feathers curling around his member as she started to jack him off with her wings.

“I’m good,” the stallion waved a wing. “I pleased all the mares in my room, so I call that a win for tonight. Tomorrow we’ll see if they all come back or not.”

“Do you want her to?” Bon Bon asked as she lapped at his tip. Midnight also joined the tongue work as Rainbow kept up her wingjob, soft feathers sliding up and down his slick member.

“I mean...haaaah...I wouldn’t say no,” the stallion huffed as the attentions started to get to him. “But it’s really...fuuuuck...up to her.”

Bon Bon and Midnight now took turns bobbing over his dick, while Rainbow just didn’t let up, her wingtips coated in his pre and the other’s drool as they sucked his dick.

“Feel good does it?” Rainbow murred. “Tell me big guy, where do you wanna cum~?”

“I...I…” the stallion couldn’t form a coherent thought at this point. All he knew was that he wanted to cum, and cum badly.

“Maybe you wanna fill one of us?” the little rainbow devil whispered. “Or maybe you wanna coat that cute little unicorn again hm? Mark her as yours~ Or even stuff her sleepy little pussy.” She licked his ear and gave a seductive purr. “What. Will. It. Be~?”

“I...I wanna cum…” the stallion whined out.

“Then tell us where~” she murred, her wings gripping his base hard to prevent a release until she said so. “Use your words love~”

“In...Inside…” he managed to pant out.

“Inside who?” Rainbow asked, nibbling his ear. The stallion moaned as he throbbed, desperate to get off.

“That’s not an answer~” Rainbow mused as a feather tip traced along one of this throbbing veins. “Which mare do you wanna stuff nice and full?”

Once more, the stallion couldn’t answer as he arched his back, wanting so badly to cum, to finish at long last…

“As hot as it would be, he can’t do it to Twilight, not without consent,” Bon Bon pointed out.

“I know that,” Rainbow replied. She aimed his cock at the unicorn. “I can still glaze her though. Do you wanna do that Aspect, cum aaalll over a sleeping Twi? Or maybe fill a naughty bat~”

The stallion let out a moan as he felt himself be aimed at the sleeping mare. He wanted to offer input, but words were so hard…

“Come on Aspect, give me a name at least,” Rainbow said as he loomed over the sleeping Twilight, a presenting Midnight next to her. “You might just pop if you don’t hurry love~” A feather brushed his flared head, while the other wing kept a firm grip on the base, holding back what might be his biggest orgasm to date…

Too bad her hoof slipped on the wet bedsheets and her grip loosened…

Aspect jerked forward and buried himself in Midnight as his cock let loose with an absolute flood of seed into the batmare, his balls practically pumping it out into her. Already her belly had a little swell to it.

”Aaahhh, ffuuuu,” the mare groaned as being so utterly stuffed.

And was when Rainbow grabbed his hips and pulled him back. “Why not both?” she mused with a wicked smirk as he aimed him at the unicorn. The stallion couldn’t stop cumming halfway through, so some of his release flew out and painted the unicorn as well. The mare not even waking as his seed splashed her as his legs gave out, his cock nestled between her teats as his cum splashed out onto her chest and belly.

“Fu...fuck…” the stallion panted as he rolled onto his back, his length twitching as he lay next to Twilight.

“Now that,” Rainbow murred. “Was totally hot.”

“Fucking...exhausted,” the stallion panted as he lay there. Rainbow flopped down next to him as Bon Bon went to fetch a towel to clean Twilight and Midnight.

“You liked that huh?” she purred and licked her lips. “Fuck, I could watch that aaaall day.”

“Get over here and cuddle,” the stallion all but commanded her with open hooves. Rainbow chuckled as she snuggled up next to him.

“As you wish,” she mused. “Though I should take charge more often~”

“Sleep now,” he mumbled as he turned Rainbow into a cuddly stuffed animal. Or at least started treating her like one as he bedded down to rest with her still caught in his grip. Bon Bon returned and rolled her eyes, knowing she’d have to clean up. Ah well, such was life.

Author's Notes:

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