Free Agent sighed a little as he walked down the hallway. His neck hurt slightly, but then again, that was the kind of thing that happened whenever he trained with Blue Streak.

“Stupid House Path clause; always being in shape; always training. I need to figure out how those two can handle Blue's sessions so easily!”

He kept talking to himself until he felt a gust of wind and a flash of light. The Alicorn of the Night appeared before him with a huge grin on her face.

“Luna – what are you...?” He was not able to finish his sentence before she grabbed him, pulling him to the corner as her horn lit up, and the pair of them disappeared. They reappeared in another part of the griffon estate, both with a magical cloaking and muting spell cast upon them.

“Shush and watch!” Luna fiercely whispered to Free as he looked around to figure out what was going on.

One of the mansion doors opened up and Path entered. He was having trouble walking down the hallway, mostly due to the fact that he was tipsy, but also because there was a Red Changeling Queen leaning down over him, huffing on his neck and groaning. Free held his beak shut to keep from laughing, but as soon as Carpacia started talking, he was glad Luna had cast the muting spell.

“I... I am the Queen of all the Queens. My forces are unstoppable... my might without question. But you... you pony... buck, I love this pony!” She slurred her words and nuzzled the top of Path’s neck again. “You will be the end of me... pretty, pretty pony.”

Path rolled his eyes as he chuckled. “I thought you could handle more booze than that. It was my fault for introducing you to the Royal Excellence shots. Seriously – who does ten shots of anything?”

“Pish-posh! You are a p-potent pony... a potent... pretty pony... and strong... so... so strong… PATH!” she exclaimed and moved in front of him, dropping her front down and pushing her rear up. “By royal dec... decl… I command that you put a nymph in me!” She swayed her hips at the earth pony.

At this point, Luna and Free were laughing so hard that the invisibility spell faltered. However, thankfully for them, the muting spell held. Path looked up and spotted Free, his eyes widening. He pushed Carpacia’s hips down and lifted her up by the head.

“Hun... come on, let’s get you to bed.” He groaned as he started to become tired from getting her all the way from the bar to the house. “I’m so glad you partially blocked your connection to the hive for your visit.”

“Yes! Yes! To bed! Path the Dominator. Why don’t you dominate my plo-mmph!” Carpacia was not able to finish her sentence before a hoof was pushed into her muzzle. Path radiated love from that part of him as the Queen suckled on it. He looked up at the two who were watching and laughing and mouthed the words, <Go to bed! Not a word of this to anyone! I'll see you in the morning.>

Luna and Free disappeared with a pop while Path had the task of getting the drunk changeling to her room. It took longer than it used to but soon Carpacia was lying down in the den, curled up around Path who was petting her head.

“Just get some rest and we can talk about this in the morning.” He looked down at her, expecting some kind of response, but only heard snoring.

Carpacia dragged herself into the herd’s dining hall and sat down, thunking her head on the table with a groan. “What... what was that drink you gave me, Path?”

Path looked down at the pained Queen as he rubbed her head, feeding her some love to help soothe her headache. “It’s a drink we created a while ago. It’s pretty much the strongest griffon whiskey available, mixed with a concentrated love gel. It’s a changeling-only drink and one shot was able to get Pif sloshed. Free can handle three before he’s gone, but you had ten.”

Carpacia groaned. “Never again!”

Free had a grin so large that no griffon beak should be able to handle it. “Oh, it’s okay. Path the Dominator was there to take care of you.”

Carpacia's eyes shot open.

A little bit of silliness written by AlaskaIsCold and edited by me.