Spike Pie
Chapter 18: This Flower's no Joke.
Previous Chapter Next Chapter"Beware, Beware you pony folk. Those leaves of blue are not a joke!" the Zebra called at the mane 6, Spike, and Applebloom as she disappeared into the mist.
"What are these?" Spike asked as he grabbed the blue flowers in front of the group while AJ pulled Applebloom onto her back, scolding her, the group walk back, threw the blue flowers.
"We're so lucky!" Pinkie said, "we could have ended up in...a big stew!!" Everypony except Twilight gasped.
"Stop that Pinkie" Twilight said "she`s not a witch, she`s just a Zebra"
next morning
Pinkie woke up and yawned only to find she couldn`t close her mouth.
"Wu?"(Hu?) Pinke ran and looked in the mirror and found her tongue was swollen and covered in yellow dots.
"Sppfff FFLP!"(Spike, HELP!) Pinkie ran to get him out of bed but found him sitting on the floor next to it, now a giant wooden action figure of himself with painted on eyes and a big face smile.
""Oh hi Pinkie. Something happened yo you to hu?" Spike said in a monotoned whispery voice. Pinkie gave him a funny look.Don`t be fooled by my tone. I`m freaking out here. ahhhh Spike`s scream sounded more like a pleasant moan.
"Pfft Pfffffd Pf Pf"(What happened to us?)
"I`m sorry, but I can`t understand you" Spike got up, his limbs creaking as he got up.Maybe Twilight can help?
"Pfft pfft"(Good idea) Pinkie said and, with Spike on her back, they ran out to the library, and found a Tiny AppleJack riding on Applebloom.
"Oh, you look funny to"
"who you calling fu...." Tinnyjack started but stopped once she saw Spike and Pinkie
WHOA!! Pinkie your tongue, Spike your....you look creepy, please stop smiling like that.
"Pfft Pfft" (He can`t) Pinkie spat out.
hu? AJ asked
My face is stuck like this, and I can`t change the tone of my voice.
"TO TWILIGHT`S!" Applebloom said. As they went, they ran into Super Hairy Rarity, Rainbow, crashing into everything, and a perfectly normal looking Fluttershy.
"whats wrong with you?" Rainbow asked. Fluttershy didn`t respond. finally, they got to Twilights. and found her with a Limp horn. and once they walked in Owlishious fell over in laughter.
"OH, oh my side..HA HA!!! Look at you guys!! W....we have Harity, TinnyJack, Rainbow Crash, Spitty pie, um....Fluttershy what`s wrong with you." Fluttershy was silent.
"Come on, tell us," Rainbow said.
"........I Don`t wanna talk about it" Fluttershy said in a deep manly voice. there was silence. until Owlishious fell over laughing.
"Flutter-GUY!!! and um....I don`t know what to call Twilight and Spike. I`ve got nothing.
Oh come on, I want a funny name too. Spike said. while they were talking about what to do, AJ saw Applebloom leave and jumped on her back. after a while Twilight noticed Spike looking at his feet.
"what's wrong Spike?" she asked
"Oh I can`t find AJ and I was just making sure I hadn`t flattened her."
"WHAT!" everypony in the room yelled at once. And checked their hooves.(Owlishious his feet and claws)
"Pft Pfft"(Not here) Pinkie said with a head shake.
"Phew," Twilight said.
"Hey...where`s Applebloom!" the ponies looked around while Owlishious walked to Spike.
"Can you spin your head?"
"I don`t know. let's see." Spike slapped his face, and his head spun like a wheel."yup. I can" they kept talking and after a minute they realized everypony else had left.
They forgot about us. Spike said "Oh well, their loss, let's see what else my new body does." after that Owlishious and Spike walked around town, everypony stopped and started at Spike as they walked past. When they found Applebloom.
-Meanwhile-
The mane 6 were spying on Zecora, when the door on the other side open, Spike and Applebloom walked in.
"Pffk!"(SPIKE!!) Pinkie said in surprise, they watched as Zecora looked him over, nodded and pointed to the pot.
"They must be under some sorta spell" Rarity said.
"Is she gonna make Spike cook Applebloom" Rainbow said.
"NOT ON MY WAT....." Applejack began but stopped when Spike jumped in the pot. there was silence, Then Pinkie literally ran threw the wall, with the others behind her and knocked over Zecora and flipped the pot, the contents on the floor with Spike
"No, you now not what you do, you've gone and spilled my precious brew!" Zecora said.
"Were on to you....Twilight began, when Spike stood up, no longer wooden.
"ugg....everything feel`s like it`s spinning." Spike said as he flopped to the ground, dizzy.
"Huu!?" the group gasped.
"wait aren`t you evil?" Rarity asked
"How dare you, you destroy my home, destroy my work, then rudely accuse me of being a jerk!?" While Applebloom explained the misunderstanding, Pinkie was shaking Spike in her hooves.
"PFFFT, PF PT PFFTT"(SPIKE IM SO SORRY!!!) Pinkie said.
-later at the spa-
Pinkie was hugging Spike.
"Pinkie your over exaggerating, Im fin..."
"I flipped you over and slammed you onto the ground!!" Pinkie said refusing to let go of Spike."I`M SO SOR..oh bubbles!!!' The others sighed.
"She let that go pretty fast" Rainbow said bluntly.