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The Canterlot Cemetery caretaker would honestly prefer for the dead to stay dead!
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Meet Ditch.

Ditch is the caretaker at the Canterlot Cemetery. He lives a calm life involving digging, burying, seldom... well, occasional... alright, habitual drinking, and generally managing the place and its residents to the best of his abilities.

Ditch enjoys his job. The salary is not enough to live, but sufficient not to die, the graveyard shifts are not graveyard shifts, and the clients are calm and docile, even if a little bit stiff. Canterlot ponies, right? But Ditch does not mind. They don’t complain and loyally catch some due rest.

Except for when they suddenly don’t.

Teen
Incomplete
Comedy
Dark

26,435 words: Estimated 1 Hour, 46 Minutes to read: [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]

9 Chapters:

  1. Chapter I – Start Dead [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 17th, 2017
    2,748
  2. Chapter II – Dead Pony Walking [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 17th, 2017
    2,582
  3. Chapter III – Dead Issue [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 17th, 2017
    2,871
  4. Chapter IV – Play Dead [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 17th, 2017
    2,297
  5. Chapter V – Better Off Dead [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 17th, 2017
    3,428
  6. Chapter VI – Dead to Rights [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 17th, 2017
    2,425
  7. Chapter VII – Over Her Dead Body [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 17th, 2017
    3,308
  8. Chapter VIII – Beat a Dead Pony [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 17th, 2017
    3,230
  9. Chapter IX – Fit to Wake the Dead [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 17th, 2017
    3,546
Published Mar 17th, 2017
Last Update Jan 31st, 2023

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