“Well...didn’t expect it to be this big…” I said while looking up and up...and up...jesus this Arena is fucking huge.

"Welcome family! It's time for another round of the Family Arena Games!" A loud announcer said as the crowd cheered. "Today is a Newcomer, Ben, who will be fighting an endless horde of Shadow Creatures, all variations selected and max difficulty has been selected. Weapons allowed, no powers, magic is allowed. Arena type… Destroyed City!" suddenly the plain flat arena became a giant destroyed city, myself standing atop a broken Skyscraper now. "Record is Four Days, time to see how this kid goes."

I cracked my knuckles as I started walking towards the destroyed Skyscraper. “If anyone has a weak stomach, please don’t watch this.” I called out. “Cause this is not gonna be pretty for anyone.”

When I brought out Sharpshooters and teleported to the top of the Skyscraper I took a quick look at my surroundings...or at least, I would if it wasn’t for the fact that literally every scare inch about ten miles away was just filled with god knows how many monsters. “Well this is going to be interesting.” I said as I took a deep breath, and exhaled as I felt the rumbling of Shadow Creatures rushing towards me. I took another deep breath and exhaled, the judges sensing I took off some obvious strength limiters on myself…

I opened my eyes rather quickly to see...the entire destroyed city was flattened to the ground and like...a three miles of Shadow Creatures in all directions were dead. “Uh...sure.” I said. “Uh...you know I didn’t use any abilities right?” I looked up at the camera’s worriedly.

”Yes, we have seen this happen before. For those of you who don’t know our contestant has taken off limiters that decreases all forms of power and energy output, to make sure day to day life is a lot simpler.” The announcer called out.

“Okay cool.” I nodded as I put Sharpshooters together into it’s bow form...and then increased its size so it was a Dragon Slayer Greatbow and lifted it up towards the sky. “Raining Hell.” I said as I pulled back the bow string and fired, the sky grew dark as trillions of Dragon Slaying arrows descended down, impaling trillions of Shadow Creatures straight through their vital areas. I brought out my Lexicon and it flipped through it’s pages, glowing brightly as the trillions of arrows glowed softly. I snapped my fingers and each individual arrow exploded causing a massive chain reaction that looked like one massive explosion way too big.

I looked at all the explosions, all the howling of pain and death from all the Shadow Creatures, as a low chuckle started to build up. I started walking towards the oncoming wave as one creature tried to ambush me, didn’t get a good look at it as I grabbed it by the head and crushed it’s skull, raising my arm and slamming it into the ground so hard it caused the ground to crack for several hundred feet. My chuckle slowly grew more into an honest to god laugh as I pulled out Lunatic and Skysplitter, Skysplitters energy aura bursting forth from me as Lunatic’s Emotion Ability amplified Skysplitters ability to god knows what end. “All the people in the audience! Cover your eyes.” I laughed as I vanished, the creatures all flying into the air in either pieces, blood splatter, or other unmentionables as my laugh turned into a howling cackle that everyone could hear.

”Did...anyone else find that scary?” The announcer asked.

[The next day in arena time]

“Come on! I thought you were supposed to be tough!” I shouted as I cleaved through thousands of Shadow Creatures with Graceful Dahlia, the blood it drained from all my enemies giving it more power as it feasted on the blood of my enemies.

A massive behemoth of a Shadow Creature tried sweeping one of it’s massive claws at me, only for me to cut off it’s arm and shove Frozen Pride into the stump. “Ice Age.” I said, the entire thing becoming frozen solid in an instant. “Hail Storm!” I shouted, slamming my shield into it as millions of ice shards shot out and impaled themselves deep into the surrounding beasts. A monster managed to hit my back, but honestly I didn’t notice as I smacked it’s head off with my tail. “Come on!” I shouted as I summoned Eternal Flames and slammed both of them into the ground, the ground shaking heavily as suddenly geysers of Lava erupted and started to burn every monster that wasn’t fire resistant or proof.

[The next day in arena time]

“Come on!” I shouted from on top of the literal mountain of bodies I’ve made, the entire landscape changed drastically from what it originally was, going from a destroyed city to a barren molten hell scape that had floating islands everywhere as well as frozen patches that slowly turned to water. “I’m right here!” I shouted as I kept picking off everything with Sharpshooters.

The creatures climbed over their fallen comrades to try and get to me, which I quickly answered with No Heart and Foudre insanely fast. “Drive Forms are allowed right?” I called out.

”Drive Forms yes, King Drive Forms no.” The announcer called out.

“Thank you.” I said as a few monsters got close to me, only for energy shards to go right through them as I went straight into my Valor Drive form, holding No Heart and Skysplitter as I dived head first back into the sea of monsters.

[The next day in arena time]

The landscape changed very heavily in the last twenty-four hours, besides the insane amount of corpses littering the entire place, several parts that aren’t being trampled on or me having destroyed started growing fertile from both the cooled down lava and the corpses that have decomposed into the earth.

“Ah, the wonders of life.” I hummed happily as I shoved my fist through another Shadow Creatures chest and ripped out it’s heart. “You know, fighting for three days straight has made me hungry.” I said before grabbing the closest living Shadow Creatre and bit it’s head off and tried to eat it, before spitting it out. “Blech, tastes awful.” I frowned as I changed into Wisdom form and skated around with No Heart and Book of Retribution, firing off spells like a Gatling Gun and seeing everything die rather quickly to my onslaught of spells. “Seriously, is this on max difficulty or not?” I asked with a frown.

[the next day arena time]

I slammed Skysplitter down as thousands of earth spikes shot up and impaled shadow beasts. “First off, rude.” I said while picking an apple from an apple tree and ate it. “I’m trying to eat here.”

“The actual hell is going on?” A spectator asked in confusion.

“Is Ben...building a farm during Horde Survival?” Another spectator asked.

“He’s only using magic right?” A judge whispered to another.

“As far as I’ve noticed, everything that isn’t coming from his weapons is magic.” The judge brought up.

“Who would have thought I could have made a nice plantation with just my weapons.” I said warmly, finding it nice how I’ve built a farm full of life in this entire arena of bloodshed.

[The Next Day arena time]

I clashed with a Shadow Creature in my Feral Form, causing a shockwave that knocked away Shadow Creatures as I pushed it back. “Jeez, so many visitors.” I said as I moved to the side, making it stumble from the lack of support as I ripped into its midsection. “I’m a little curious as to how they keep spawning you...wait, no they have infinite mob spawners...hmm…” I hummed as I tried to sense if there was any monster spawners around. When I did sense them there were sadly way too many for me to actively rush after. “Oh well.” I said as I kept mauling monster after monster.

[The Next Day arena time]

After super cultivating with special magics I learned from the Admin of Plants, I created three plant people, one was a Dryad with pure white bark and red eyes, it’s leaves a mixture of red and pink that was currently fighting against several Shadow Creatures alongside me, while two others were tending to my growing farm and keeping it safe. “Your doing great honey.” I laughed, ripping into more and more shadow creatures.

“Thanks dad.” The female tree girl said happily, stabbing one of her wooden weapons into a monster and draining it of it’s life force, getting stronger.

“Who would have thought I could combine a Demon Tree with a Life Giving Tree to make a Balanced Tree.” I chuckled.

”...well...this went from pretty creepy with all the laughter...and now it’s weirdly hopeful.” The announcer said. ”And...I don’t know what to say about this…”

[The Next Day in arena time]

”We’re on day eight of Ben’s Hoard Survival, and so far he’s been...building a village somehow in all this chaos.” The announcer said, the camera’s showing a growing village of plant people in a humble village as I continued to cleave through monster after monster with my new Balance Treefolk.

“Sheesh, who would have thought I could have done all of this…” I said, all the Shadow Creatures being too focused on me given their current directive.

“Hey, did you know that these things give loot?” A Vince Falcon told me.

I blinked, before looking down and seeing...I was standing on probably a good three feet of loot and all sorts of currency. “Uh...mind doing a little time skip?” I called out to the writers.

[One month later in arena time]

“Seriously, this was not okay.” I laughed as suddenly the humble village I started became a bustling city in about a month of the arena’s time, my plant’s working hard and diligently through so many things, but given the insane amount of money and loot they keep getting from the endless supply of monsters, it was literally a dangerous money farm. “So, in conclusion, I think I have figured out away to make overrun worlds habitable without being an Admin.” I laughed. “Okay, I think that’s enough.” I said softly as I looked up. “You can stop the monster spawners. I’m done.” I said, feeling so light and better now that I got so much off my shoulders. “Cause seriously, if this goes on any longer me and my people will be getting to the monster spawners and destroying them.”

The shadow creatures stopped, despawning as did the corpses. My city and plant people were teleported to Dinky's world to live on and I, feeling much better, wondered what to do next?

“Hmm...I feel like going world hopping.” I said with a smile. “What world haven’t I gone to…” I thought for a moment. “Well I haven’t been to a power rangers world…”

Opening a DTN to a random world, I entered.

“I still say RV’s are cool…” Cript grumbled. We took a spaceship because it’s fast, and I won rock-paper-scissors.

“I know I know.” I said. “But this is faster.”

“Not as cool though…” Cript said, laying on the ground as the Ship’s autopilot was doing the driving. “So where exactly are we going? The only city I know of in this place is about six thousand miles the other way.”

“Somewhere.” I said honestly. “I have no idea, we’re just going to have fun heading off into uncharted territory.” I said with a shrug. “Did you want to go anywhere specific?”

“Not really.” Cript said, forming a Gameboy and turning it on. “Did you know on some worlds this was as far as videogames ever got?” He said, shaking the hand held.

“That’s weird…” I said. “Video Games are a cornerstone to a lot of things.”

“Different worlds, different scientific priorities.” Cript said, the audio from that game was clearly an older Pokemon game. “I remember visiting this world too. Caught a Torchic.”

“I should go to a Pokemon world soon...that place was my childhood.” I said honestly.

“Wish I could say the same. Heh, I remember first entering the city. First time I saw a car I about lost my shit…”

“Really?” I asked honestly. “You almost lost your shit on a car?”

“I grew up in a temple learning magic, within a magic forest. My bathroom was an enchanted tree that ate the shit once it hits the bowl. A car was completely alien to me at the time.”

“Um...please tell me the tree didn’t actually talk or anything right?” I asked.

“Of course not.” Cript said.

“Oh thank god.” I sighed out. “Cause if that were the case that would have been really weird.”

“Yeah. Comparing my childhood to so many others I had a weird one, but I wouldn't have changed a thing.”

“And with my childhood I would have changed it so I actually know what the fuck actually happened and not have my parent’s be dead.” I brought up.

Cript chuckled. “I wish my life made as much sense as yours.” They said, playing their game as well. “Speaking of, how are your parents?”

“Their doing good.” I nodded. “I visit them sometimes. They couldn’t be more proud of who I am, what I’ve done, and so much more...and my dad brought up me being so outlandishly rich was just bonus points for them living a happy life.”

“Heh. Wish I could have heard mine say that.” Cript sighed.

“I mean...you can meet your mother in the afterlife right?” I asked curiously.

"My dad, killed her with a knife that erases their entire being from existence like how a Delete does. I wish I could but I can't."

“Now that’s just not fair.” I frowned.

"My life has never been fair. But… Lyra made it something to fight for."

“At least the ones we loved help us when we needed it.” I said honestly.

"Yeah. Yeah they do. Heh. I remember when Lyra said her world's Luna, Twilight and Chrysalis should join our marriage. I freaked out, and bolted to the nearest place to hide… a closet…"

“I have heard that before” I said honestly.

"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life."

“It couldn’t have been that embarrassing that it has to be the most embarrassing.” I pointed out.

"It was. Being talked out of the closet by your wife and the mares she wants you to add to your marriage. It was… heh. It was Lyra's first win on me."

“Listen, you came out of the closet to tell people you really like fucking four women at the same time.” I said. “I got more of my harem by getting drunk...several times.”

"I remember their pregnancies. I made them these fish crackers to eat."

“You made them fish crackers?” I asked curiously.

"Yeah. Monks taught me how to make them, easy means of having fast food for long travel." Cript said, crafting one, it looked more like toast of sorts. He floated it into my mouth. "The key is sea salt and a slow bake."

“Sounds nice.” I nodded. Eating the cracker and woah… this is good.

"Came in handy."

“Comes in handy indeed this is very good.” I said honestly.

"Recipe dating back nine hundred years on my world. All in all its really the only good recipe."

“Really?” I asked curiously. “The only one?”

"Others are either tasteless or burn easy."

“Well that sucks.” I said honestly. “Would have been nice if those two things didn’t happen.”

"I know."

“Alright.” I nodded. “So, how much did you know about the whole...Mother and Belief thing?”

“When I arrived here for the first time I heard about it, Lyra, Luna, Bon Bon and I were here in a bar back in that city I mentioned. More like Agraba in all honesty. They mentioned her and all this high and mighty god stuff. Figured we’d see what it was about… Once I saw she was guarded by Admins I sent them home for safety. Called Lord over and, well, when I reached her… I honestly wasn’t that surprised.”

“Alrighty then.” I nodded.

"Looks like that is kinda not completely the case anymore." Cript said, not getting up and sitting at the table across from me. "Wonder what we will run into first out here?"

“Well…” I looked out to see if there was anything of note outside. “Let’s see if there’s anything special outside now.”

"We are moving at a quarter the speed of light. It will all be blurs." Cript laughed. "Should have asked for a map."

“We probably should have.” I said nervously.

"Welp, there's extra fuel in the hold so let's just keep going until the fuel runs out and we have to put more in."

“Okay then.” I nodded. “Sounds simple enough.”

"So, hungry?"

“Yep.” I nodded. “What do you want to eat?”

"I'm in the mood for pizza." Cript said, snapping their fingers as Fifty inch pizza boxes suddenly appeared all around us. He opened the one on the table, a single slice was as long as his arm, and began eating it.

“Sweet.” I said while taking a slice and eat it. “Haven’t really had pizza in a while.”

"Me neither. Because I don't need to eat, I forget so when I do the flavor is a nice reminder."

“Makes sense.” I nodded. “Even though I’m told Admins don’t need to eat...well it’s better to eat cause it gives energy and other important things.”

"For me it's largely towards my magic which because of Generation I don't even need to worry about."

“Alrighty then.” I nodded. “And considering I also have Amplify and Generation because of everything that happened.” I brought up.

"Yeah… so… is this considered a date or am I just overthinking?"

“Could be, I don’t know.” I shrugged honestly. “Oh, by the way did you hear what I did in the Family Arena?”

"Yup. Shattered that record."

“I think I may have given people nightmares with my first day…” I said sheepishly, barely remembering much on the first day as I was just cackling like mad wolf.

"Not the worst it could have been." Cript said, taking another bite. "Surprised you made a city. Your first civilization. How's it feel?"

“It felt good, building something even in dire circumstances...although literally being able to beat what’s supposed to be an infinite mode on pure accident was just funny to me.” I chuckled. “Like seriously, after a certain point me and the city could have just went out and destroyed the Shadow Spawners.”

"It all would have been reset anyway when either you were down fifty hp or called for it to stop."

“And literally only the later could have happened.” I said honestly.

"Either way. So, feel better after that?"

“You have no idea how much better I feel.” I said happily. “I really needed that.”

"Heh. So, aside from pizza need a drink?"

“What drinks you thinking of?” I asked curiously.

"Depends. What's your poison?"

“You really want to drink booze right now?” I asked curiously.

"Only if you do."

“Nah, we need to stay coherent in case something happens.” I said honestly. “So let’s go with Mountain Dew.”

"MLG much?" Cript laughed as an ice cold bottle appeared on the table.

“Nah, I just like it.” I said honestly while picking up the bottle and opening it carefully just in case.

"I prefer root beer honestly." Cript said, giving themselves a cold bottle of soda. "So, what TV show did you love growing up?"

“Oh god, so many.” I said while thinking back.

"Name one?"

“Courage the Cowardly Dog.” I said honestly. “Now that was a good show filled with possible childhood trauma.”

"Huh… weird."

“Oh?” I asked curiously. “What do you mean?”

"I just never got horror stuff."

“Have you ever watched Courage the Cowardly Dog?” I asked curiously.

"I saw a few episodes after getting my company. Didn't like it."

“Then you don’t understand good kid’s shows.” I said honestly. “Sure it’s creepy, but it’s more on perseverance and facing your fears even if your scared shitless.”

"Eh. Just not my thing." Cript said, finishing his slice then downing his soda. "Ah… I'm gonna take a nap."

“Alright, I’ll make sure things keep running smoothly. “I said while taking a sip of my own soda. “Wonder if anything will happen…”

Cript left for the bed quarters and I just ate some more pizza and finished my soda. Checking on the autopilot and seeing all was fine and the fuel was still quite high.

“Well...maybe there’s something on the scanners…” I muttered while checking if the ship even had something to make sure it knew what was around it instead of just blindly going forward.

According to the scanner it was just trees and flatlands all around. Nothing of interest. Sighing, I mostly started watching YouTube on my assistant for a while.

“Well this is gonna take a while…” I muttered, scrolling through videos to see what’s to watch.

Some hours passed and I was getting more bored. It was getting kinda late too… I wonder...I got up and quietly snuck towards Cript’s room. As I gently opened the door to Cript’s room I took a quick peek inside to see if he was sleeping. He was. Sheets covering them and they were cuddling a pillow. I found that cute, Cript apparently being so used to cuddles that he’s cuddling up to a pillow.

Sneaking in I didn't turn on the lights, pondering if I should scare them or join them for a nap. I was bored and tired at this point.

I turned into my feral form and used some magic to silently pull him out of bed, and as I laid down into a ball I gently put Cript where my wives always loved to sleep whenever I’m like this.

Covering them with my paw and some fur, I laid my head next to them… then noticed something I didn't before now that my eyes adjusted to the dark… Cript sleeps in JUST his boxers.

”Don’t care, wives normally sleep naked even when we’re not plowing like rabbits.” I thought to myself… then again, I am still his kid too… such a confusing family.

I suddenly felt Cript hugging my arm. "Hi Den…" They said sleepily.

”Well crap…” I thought to myself, forgetting that he’s asleep so he’s probably thinking I was Mom. Do I say something or do I play along? “Hello.” I said gently, not sure if I should be playing along.

"Hmm. Glad you're here." Cript said, hugging my leg tighter and shifting more against me.

“Well...you wanted cuddles, so I came to cuddle.” I said gently.

"Heh. So used to cuddling someone can't sleep without hugging someone. I just wish we can stay like this for a while." They yawned.

“Well...we can be like this until you get a nice long rest.” I said softly.

"Hmm…" They hummed, now pressing their back fully against my chest while hugging my arm.

I chuckled a little and nuzzled Cript gently. “Good night.”

I woke up feeling...both really happy and pretty stiff. Cript and I were still in the same position. Yawning, I wondered how long we were sleeping. I checked my Assistant to see what time and date it was...three months!?! Did we hibernate?! “Uh...the fuck?”

"Hmm?" Cript said, starting to wake up. "Huh… Ben?"

“We’ve been asleep for three months.” I said worriedly.

"Oh. Really? That was short." Cript said, climbing out from practically under me and stretching. "Den and I once slept and cuddled for half a year. Was nice."

“Alrighty then.” I said while getting up and stretching. “Ah fuck, that was a good nap.”

"I have to say, didn't think you'd cuddle up to me so quick."

“Meh, I was bored and tired, and you looked lonely when you were just cuddling a pillow.” I said honestly.

"Heh. Well thank you. It's kinda lonely for me sleeping alone. I just don't know how to pace this relationship."

“I don’t even know what a paced relationship is.” I said honestly.

"Heh… well, I guess whatever happens happens then." Cript said, getting dressed… and I was watching them the whole time… like Zeke, got nice curves. "I think we stopped already?"

“Maybe.” I said, turning into my anthro form and heading to the main room to see what happened.

Walking to the pilot room we saw were were parked. Opening the door and seeing a setting sun. We were in a jungle of sorts on the top of a cliff. "Well. This looks like a good place to explore."

“Alrighty then.” I nodded. “Time to go out into the jungle.”

"Let's go… that way." Cript said, taking the lead and just walking without a real sense of direction.

I nodded and followed along. “Actually, should we be heading out into the jungle when it’s gonna be dark?”

"Yup. Best monsters come out in the dark. Best creepy places show up at night."

“Right then.” I nodded. “Can’t wait to see what kind of life is here.”

As we walked about we saw some amazing flowers, cute smaller animals, and some massive trees. We found what looked like a massive temple long since abandoned. "Think there's loot?"

“Depending on the kind of temple it is.” I said honestly.

"Trapped likely. Maybe some monsters, a golem or two."

“And they would be literally nothing compared to how strong the two of us are.” I brought up.

"Oh I dunno. Things here are older than back home, more powerful. Might be interesting."

“Maybe. Who knows?” I shrugged.

We entered, some simple skeleton undead waiting for us. "Awh. Hoped it would be cooler."

“Well...is it sentient?” I asked curiously.

"Likely not." Cript said, the Skeleton adorning armor and swords.

“Alrighty then.” I nodded. “So...just kill it or leave it?”

"Only way to the end is through." Cript said, summoning Dusk Blade. "Mind if I borrow this?"

“Sure.” I nodded.

"Great. You wanna kill it or shall I?"

“Have at it.” I said honestly, raising a hand to let him at it.

Smirking, Cript held Dusk Blade backhanded before rushing towards the skeleton, Dusk Blade suddenly coated in white flames and Cript decapitated the undead, it's whole body becoming cloaked in the white fire as it burned to ash.

“Nailed it.” I nodded.

"Holy fire spell. It's funny I used to suck at holy magic but once I fixed my Psychopath issue It just clicked." Cript said, the ash pile forming I to a jagged curved greatsword. "Cool." Cript said, picking it up.

“Sounds about right, and hey, loot.” I brought up. “So looks like we’ll be making a lot of money from this.”

A door began opening, showing a descending stairway. "Oh I love dungeons." Cript said, disbanding Dusk Blade. "Shall we?"

“We shall.” I nodded while heading down the stairs.

The next floor was covered in bones, dirt and old weapons. Walking through it and finding a chest. "Real or mimic?"

I grabbed a bone from the ground and gently tossed it at the chest to see what it’s reaction would be. Nothing.

"Guess it's real. I took the skeleton. You check the chest."

“Alright.” I nodded while moving over to the chest carefully. I placed my hands on it and threw the lid open, and inside was… a war hammer. It was thin but looked made out of bronze… no, no it looked like bronze but this metallic scent is new to me. It looked like a mix of mayan and Norse designs. “Well, I found a fancy thing.” I said while picking up the War Hammer and scanning it with my Assistant.

Injustice.

Att: 6,790
Def: 5,755
Mag: 90,745
Code: 22,507

A Hammer of Admin Warfare. One of the first Admin of Wars personal arsenal.

I blinked. “Wait...the fuck is this doing here?” I asked. “This is a different realm right? Where the War never happened?” I asked.

"Different realm, same history. Sorta." Cript said, looking it over. "In this era, the war happened but ended quickly. There was an Admin of war here, but like in ours Jericho killed them. This loot must be randomized… let me try something." Cript said, closing the chest as he waved his hand, a clock appeared over the chest, moving rapidly before disappearing. Cript opened it, this time it was just a few potions. "Respawning too… this kind of dungeon is exactly what I wanted for my realm."

“Cool.” I said. “By the way, what’s this ‘Code’ Stat? Also, why is this a War Hammer in shape when it should be a Rod based on it’s magic stat?” I asked curiously.

"Admin weapons have a unique code stat. It means the more code flowing through you until attack makes impact the more it multiplies your damage and defenses by the weapons stats. As for why it's a Warhammer, must have been for a mage tanker."

“Maybe.” I shrugged. “This is gonna be nifty to use later on.” I said while looking over the Warhammer.

Continuing on, the duo found a large arena, the center holding a chained statue. "Ten rem says that statue has at least three phases." Cript said.

“Unless we just break it before it can do anything.” I brought up honestly.

The statue began shifting, standing up and breaking its chains free, using the still hanging ones as metallic whips.

“Well then…” I started. “This’ll be interesting.” I said honestly as I summoned Skysplitter.

"Ladies first?" Cript offered.

“Fine fine.” I said while walking over to the Statue. “Wonder how durable this thing is?” I wondered as I moved closer and then hit the thing with Skysplitter.

While the impact cracked the arm it did managed to punch me, throwing me back over to Cript. "Oh this thing has a spirit." Cript said, readying his sword. "Looks like the will be more fun than I expected.”

“Thing can’t hit for shit though.” I said while while appearing in front of it as slamming Skysplitter even harder than before.

More cracked and broke off… revealing a fleshy under to that stone. Cript joined in, stabbing it in the exposed flesh. It roared, the entire arm broke free from its stone shell and in a rapidly unexpected motion, grabbed Cript. "Oh fuck!"

“Okay so what the actual hell is this thing?” I asked. “Cause normally living people don’t just stay living inside solid stone.” I said as I slammed Skysplitter into the arm that was holding Cript.

"Learned long ago not to question it. Saves a lot of headache!" Cript said, rapidly tossed and sent into the wall some ways away. "That hurt…"

“Well let’s see what the hell this thing actually is.” I said while casting Scan on it to see what it was and other such important things.

Floor Guardian#65301747592746591077482.

Type: Demonic.
Phases: 5
Dungeon Type: Ancient
Dungeon Level: Hair of Code
Level range: God-Admin

“Okay...good to know this thing is damn near Admin Level Demon…” I frowned as I tried to find any weaknesses to the thing. “This is going to be interesting…” I muttered as I bolted towards it and swung Skysplitter into one of it’s legs to try and cripple it.

As I tried to hit it's leg, it's chain whip wrapping around Skysplitter and it yanked me around like a kid who can't use a yo yo.

“Dick.” I frowned while aiming Sharpshooters and firing at its eyes as I disbanded Skysplitter and floated in the air.

The shots impacted it, starting to crack the skull shell. Cript got back up, delivering their own blow to the demons other arm. "Have to say, been a while since I had a challenge."

“Says the guy that could have just killed it in one hit.” I brought up as I continued to try and crack the thing’s shell. “So let’s start with getting rid of it’s shell, then we can start maybe doing more damage to it.”

"That will also make it faster though. Making it harder to hit and dodge." Cript said, taking a deep hit to the demons exposed arm.

“I know I know.” I said as I shot a bunch of arrows into it’s exposed arm, the arrows moving past Cript and hitting straight into the arm due to several of the mod’s on it.

Cript, taking advantage also, cast Holy Fire along his sword and sliced the arm off, the demon screaming, it's other still shelled arm breaking free, and it began pounding its chest. "Shit, it's trying to break its shell!"

I moved over and hit the thing’s shoulder with Frozen Pride, even with it’s stone shell it’s entire arm before frozen solid in an instant. “No, bad Demon. No breaking your shell.” I scolded it.

The ice began to melt, the side with the sliced off arm began exploding in fire and magma.

“Oh, cool.” I said as the fire and magma immediately froze and was rushing straight into the Demon’s inside. “You need to Cool off.” I said, hoping the Demon would stop for a second at my very shitty pun.

It did not. The fire erupted from cracks in the ice as suddenly the whole thing exploded. Shrapnel of ice hitting me and Cript as this magma flaming demon was now a few phases further than expected.

“Welp, he’s mad.” I said as I donned my Armor. “Alright fucko, let’s dance.” I said while summoning my Greatsword and No Heart and prepared myself for any of it’s attacks.

It reached into it's molten chest, pulling out magma greatswords from within itself, slamming them down as the whole room began to heat up. "Shifting the environment. It's making itself stronger by making this place literally as hot as hell."

“Okay, sure.” I said while placing Frozen Pride on the ground. “Winter’s Fall.” I muttered, all the heat the demon was producing in the area was suddenly being sucked away as ice and snow started to form in the area rather quickly, going faster as it continued to eat up any and all heat the Demon was making or trying to make. “Let’s see how you handle something that can freeze Hell.” I growled.

Roaring, the demon charged me, slamming both it's magma greatswords into Frozen Pride.

“Not a smart move.” I said as ice krept up the greatswords as I brought out Arpeggio and plucked one of the strings, the snow suddenly turning into spikes and impaled themselves into the things back. “It’s funny how I have the two things that counter this things abilities.”

"Show off." Cript said, using his sword to shatter the demons. Cript and I then backed up a bit. "Demons have more than one heart, I sense fourteen in this fucker so… one big blast to obliterate it's torso."

“Alright.” I nodded while pulling out my Lexicon and Injustice as I channeled a strong spell and plenty of Code into it. “Maximize Magic, Ray of Light!” I shouted, a small ball of pure holy energy forming at the tip of my War Rod.

Nodding, Cript raised their hand up. "Amplify." Thy said, the ball of holy energy growing and not stopping

I looked at saw that the ball of light slowly grew and was rainbow in color. “Perfect…” I muttered before taking a deep breath. “Taste the Rainbow Mothafucka!” I shouted as I let loose the spell, which completely engulfed the Demon in a massive beam of rainbow death.

When the light faded the demon was gone, and a chest was in its place. "Nice." Cript said.

“Okay wow...that was a lot stronger than I originally thought it would be…” I said honestly. “But yay, loot.”

"And they will just keep getting stronger with each floor." Cript said, walking over and kicking open the chest open. Inside was… a flood of gold coins. Some weapons, potions, and books.

“Perfect.” I nodded. “Now to check what the hell these weapons and books are.” I said while using my Assistant to check on the weapons and books.

They were some pretty powerful Weapons, none Admin tier though. The books were all spell books and thankfully one Atlas/map book. Perfect. “Sweet.” I nodded. “Good to have a map for this place hopefully.”

"Well let's check it out." Cript said, opening the book as a magical image of this dungeon appeared. The floor layouts and rooms appearing with labels of treasure, trap, secret and boss rooms all exposed. "According to this there should be a hidden room for recovering after a fight or preparing for them just down the hall."

“Cool, we should probably rest up after that.” I brought up.

Arriving there, there was a stone beds, a pool/fountain, lots of small chests, and a nice fire going. "Cozy."

“Looks good enough to relax in...hopefully it’s not a trap.” I said honestly. “Good things almost never come for free…”

Cript took a seat on one of the stone beds, I tasted the water from the pool/fountain and it was good. I took a seat by the fire, taking out some meat I had saved in my Assistant and began cooking it. “Thank god Assistant inventory keeps things fresh.”

"Turns matter into digital code. Digital code can't rot." Cript said. "Basically replaced the entire house in a sense.”

“Yeah.” I nodded. “By the way, have you ever had cooked meat from my home world?”

"Yup. Not bad."

“It’s delicious.” I said happily. “I thought eating prey raw tasted great, but cooking it is just even better.”

"Yup. I have rarely been in a dire wolf form. Gotta say, kinda nice."

“Well I’m biased since I’ve been a dire wolf for...long enough.” I shrugged.

"Ya know what?" I heard Cript say, followed by… paw steps? Looking I saw Cript was in a feral, Den Mother form, walking over to me. "How about we just be dire wolves for this, some more bonding?" Oh no they're so busty!!

“Jesus christ, Rarity is going to need to make more of these special bra’s…” I sighed out, still thankful for mine cause last I checked they all grew a cup size.

"Lyra put a hex on me that every time I shift into a new form as both genders my body gets more… bimboish…" Cript sighed. "Yet another one of her fetishes…"

“She has a Bimbo fetish?” I asked curiously.

"She's bisexual so yes… I regret showing her the internet…"

“The internet is a very dangerous place for the people that want to learn.” I shrugged.

Nodding, Cript dragged me by my scruff under them, a warm, comphy, sexy cuddle as they wrapped around me. "On the bright side, life has never been boring."

“Yeah.” I nodded. “Even though a boring day would be nice sometimes...better it not be boring ya know?”

"Yup." Cript said, giving me a lick/kiss across my head like mom does.

I chuckled and nuzzled Cript. “This is nice.”

"Yeah. Let's stay like this for a while, then continue on. Hopefully not for three months this time."

“Yeah, let’s hope it’s not that long.” I agreed, trying not to think of lewd things.

Cript laid their head on me. "One thing Den wishes she could have done was to wrap around you, keeping you warm and protected like the pups."

“If only that could have happened…” I sighed out.

"It can." I looked up, seeing Mom here. She was also in feral form and curled up on the other side, me in the middle of this Den Mother sandwich of love and… sexy… "Cript called me here."

I blushed brightly at this. “Well...it’s nice to see you mom.” I said, trying to keep myself from doing something silly.

"Family adventure. Thought it was a good chance to bond and get to know each other." Cript said.

“That would be great.” I smiled gently, nuzzling mom as I’m trying my damndest not to think lewd things with how sexy these two are.

"This will be fun. But, can I ask a favor Ben, it won't be permanent, I swear." Mom said.

“And...what would that be?” I asked curiously.

"Can I… make you a kid, just for a few hours, so I can enjoy this more?"

“I’ve...seen enough hentai to know where this is going.” I said sheepishly.

"Not that." Mom said. "I just want to really feel like your mom, hug, cuddle and nurse you for a bit. What I never got to do."

“That would...be nice.” I said gently.

Nodding with a smile, Mom licked me, and I started Shrinking. I was about the size of a five year old now, and instinctively began nursing as both Mom and Dad rested a head on my now tiny body. ”This is nice…” I thought to myself warmly.

“Alright, so what Power Rangers am I in?” I asked, deciding to disguise myself as a normal human instead of strutting around as my Den Mother form as I walked around the town. As I walked around I heard people screaming. “Well...that’s a good start.” I muttered while jogging up to where I heard the screaming. When I got around I saw...the fuck?

“Haha! Yes, fear me!” A monster laughed haughty, the thing looks like a weird mix of a frog and a tree.

“Well...maybe Jungle Fury?” I muttered as I walked up to the monster and all it’s grunts. “Uh, excuse me, do you know what city this is?” I asked.

“What? A human not afraid?” The monster asked in shock. “Why aren’t you afraid of me?”

“I mean...your not scary.” I said honestly.

“How dare you!” It shouted as it tried to swing one of it’s large hands at me, and when it connect some piddly looking sparks came from me and I felt literally nothing.

“D’aw.” I said while grabbing its arm. “It thinks it’s people.” I said with a warm smile.

“Wha-let go of me!” It said, trying to get out of my hold as the grunts didn’t know what to actually do.

“So what? You harness fear or something for your master?” I asked.

“Y-yes?” He asked.

“And who are you working for?” I asked curiously.

“The Master of Dark Magic.” It said while breaking off it’s arm and hopping away, regrowing a new one. “And he will cover the world in darkness!”

“God it’s been absolutely forever since I last heard that.” I chuckled as I walked over to it. “Well, good to know that I’m in Mystic Force’s area, did you know that there’s a bunch of other Power Rangers still alive and kicking in this world?” I asked.

“Uh...no?” He asked nervously while I raised my hand.

“Well you won’t be needing to know that now.” I said as I flicked the toad monster with my middle finger, electricity sparking from it suddenly.

“H-how…?” The toad monster said breathlessly as it fell over and exploded.

“Well that was fun.” I said as I put my hand back in my pocket, all the grunts suddenly disappearing in shouts of pain. “Wonder if the-” I was about to say but I heard five distinct footsteps running towards me.

“What the heck?” One of the five colored rangers called out in shock.

“Sup.” I said with a nod. “How you five doing?”

“Who are you and...what happened to the monster?” The Red Ranger asked.

“Well I killed it.” I said honestly. “It was a simple matter really.” I shrugged.

“Who are you?” Red asked.

“Names Ben, and you five must be the Mystic Rangers.” I brought up.

“Yes we are…” The Red Ranger sounded a bit suspicious.

“So how did you beat that monster?” The yellow ranger asked.

“I just flicked it in the head and it exploded.“ I said honestly, before looking up and spotting a certain purple knight standing on a rooftop. “Looks like someone’s interested.” I said, sensing magic spike as I turned around and saw the monster turn giant.

“Uthe Mijor Catastros!” I heard the knight chant. “Ulthe Mijor Ultimas!”

“Come on guys!” The red ranger said as an announcer said ‘Galwit Mysto Unios’, as the Rangers formed their Titan Megazord.

“Well that’s not fair.” I started. “Let’s even the odds.” I said while flying up. “Galwit Nihil Prifior!” I shouted, seeing a spell circle filled with Nothingness appear as I donned a much sleeker version of my armor, more in tune with what the Power Ranger’s world would allow which was pretty nifty. “Alright.”

“What!?” The Rangers shouted in surprise.

“Impossible…” The Knight Wolf muttered, before raising his dual blade as I clashed with him with a normal Sword I brought out.

“Let the rangers deal with the monster.” I said while motioning to the rangers fighting the toad monster.

“Who are you?” Koragg asked. “And how do you know of that kind of magic?”

“There’s a lot more to me that you’ll probably never know.” I said. “But let’s take a step back shall we?” I asked while grabbing him and teleporting to some ravine.

“Teleportation huh? You are strong stranger.” Koragg said before bringing his weapon up. “But it won’t be enough. Dark Magic Spell Seal. Hya!” He shouted as he swung, his power amplified by Darkness.

“Oh that’s cute.’ I said while I stopped the swing with one finger. “Strong swing, but not strong enough.” I said as my helmet seemed to open up as I literally ate the dark magic that infused his attack.

“Impossible! You ate my dark magic?” The knight said in shock, taking a step back.

“Grape flavored...huh.” I hummed. “Now, for a little thing about you, let’s see who you are.” I said while moving over and gently tapping a finger on his head, leaving a small bit of magic to help guide him through. “I won’t give you all the answers, but I’ll give you a little seed for you to grow. Remember your family.” I said before vanishing from sight.

“Alright, so next up…” I muttered while walking around the wood’s where the Rangers hideout is. “Hmm...I’m a little surprised people know about Nothingness here…”

“And what are you doing here stranger?” A woman asked, Udonna showing herself to me in a flash of magic.

“I mean, you might be curious as to what the Rangers told you about me.” I said simply, keeping my hands in my coat pockets.

“And why do I sense Nothingness surrounding you?” The Snow Witch asked curiously, looking defensive like I might attack.

“Peace Udonna.” I said. “I’m not your enemy. Believe me.” I said while bringing a hand out as a sign of peace. “But considering you know what my powers are, I have a feeling you know of other worlds?”

“There have been rumors in the magic world yes.” Udonna nodded carefully.

“Alright.” I nodded. “So, mind if I ask what current General your fighting?” I asked curiously.

Udonna looked confused at that. “Well...at the moment it’s Koragg and Morticon.” The mage said.

“Alright, thank you.” I nodded. “Good to have a bit of a time frame…” I muttered. “Mind if I come in? I’m sure the rangers are curious as to who I am.” I said simply.

“Yes, the rangers are rather...intrigued on how you manage what you did.” She said, still massively on the fence about whether or not I'm friend or foe.

I nodded while following the ice witch into their Hideout. “Fancy.” I said while walking in, keeping my hands in my pockets. “Howdy.” I said.

“What’s he doing here?” Nick Russel, the Red Mystic Ranger, asked curiously.

“How did you do...any of that back there?” Charlie Thorn, the Yellow Mystic Ranger, asked with nerdy interest.

“How did you keep Koragg at bay?” Madisson Rocca, the Blue Mystic Ranger, asked. “He’s pretty strong, sometimes we have a hard time fighting him."

“Who are you?” Vida Rocca, the Pink Mystic Ranger, asked the real question.

“What’s with the cloak? Are you a Ranger as well?” Xander Bly, the Green Mystic Ranger, asked curiously. “I mean, your Titan Form was pretty sleek, but I’ve never seen anything like that.”

“Now in order of Importance.” I started. “My names Ben, this cloak was made for me by two of my wives, I’m here to help, I’m Magic, and because I am so unbelievably stronger than literally everything and everyone.” I explained.

“How much stronger are you?” Nick asked curiously, crossing his arms, not believing the hype.

“You don’t want to know.” I chuckled. “At least not yet.” I shrugged.

“But what kind of magic do you use? I haven’t heard of ‘Nihil’ before.” Madisson brought up.

“Ah, that is because I use Nothingness.” I brought up, my cloak seeming to suddenly have greyish black Nothingness Thorns crawl around it. “A force so unbelievably ancient your Good and Evil magic are nothing but infant’s compared to what actual Light and Darkness can do.” I said, my words echoing with knowledge and experience that all the rangers looked at each other in nervousness.

“Well...you learn something new everyday.” Vida said sheepishly.

“So anyways, I believe that thing is reacting.” I said while motioning to the book.

“Saved by the book.” Xander said as Udonna walked over and opened the book.

“It says…” The snow witch started before gasping. “It can’t be…”

“What’s wrong?” Nick asked worriedly.

“The Gatekeeper will be forced to open the Gates.” Udonna said.

“Who’s the Gatekeeper?” Charlie asked curiously.

“First, a little backstory.” I brought up.

“Correct…” Udonna sighed out as she explained how Morticon and his army were first sealed during the Great Magic War, and then who the current Gatekeeper is.

“Now a good question is, where is Claire?” I asked curiously, knowing how this will play out and not wanting to interrupt it too much until the time is right.

“I’ll go find her.” Udonna said. “I know where she’ll be, you five make sure they don’t bring an attack to the city, and Ben…” She looked at me carefully.

“I won’t do anything wrong.” I said with a knowing nod. “And I’ll help the rangers if need be.”

“Alright.” Udonna nods before teleporting away to find Claire.

“So…” Xander started. “What do you do when your not kicking bad guy butt?”

“Oh you know, spending time with family, training, games, traveling, you know. The simple things for a hero.” I shrugged.

“By the way, did you say your ‘wives’ made you this cloak?” Maddison asked.

“Oh, well…” I said sheepishly. “That is a whole other story that would be better left for later.” I said sheepishly.

“What games do you play?” Charlie asked, interested in what games I play.

”Need to remember this is technically 2006…” I thought to myself. “Oh you know, Melee, Ratchet and Clank, Metroid Prime. The good games.” I shrugged, remembering those three fondly.

So on we talked, mostly me answering questions that I could easily answer like ‘what’s my favorite console’, ‘what’s my favorite music’, ‘what’s my favorite place to travel’ and so on and so forth but Nick seemed a tad insistent on asking questions that I really couldn’t talk about yet like ‘How are you so strong’, ‘how ancient is Nothingness’, and other things that I really couldn’t talk about at the moment.

“Why are you so evasive on Nick’s questions?” Xander asked, honestly curious about that.

“It’s not the right time to talk about those things.” I said, before an alarm started. “Especially right now.” I said, mentally thanking the alarm for getting me out of a very touchy topic.

“Alright, let’s go guys.” Nick said while the rangers all ran over to the walls and grabbed their broomsticks before leaving through special choots on neat looking gliders.

“Okay…” I said while bringing out Arpeggio. “Ready to rock the house buddy?” I asked, gently strumming my Sitar as the water in the air hummed in joy. “Cool.” I smiled, teleporting off to where the rangers were heading to.

When I arrived after taking my sweet time I appeared near the rangers getting saved by Claire. “This is gonna be so nifty…” I muttered with a smile.

“Back off Necrolai!” Claire shouted as she looked at the tiara in her hand. “My mother’s spirit lives on in me!” She said as she put on the magical item and became the Gatekeeper. “Power of the Shining Moon! Behold, the Gatekeeper!” She introduced herself, her voice amplified by the sudden power as she raised her hand and engulfed the Vampire Queen in magic, quickly siphoning the added power the vampire had.

“My new powers! Their gone!” Necrolai cried out in worry.

“Alright!” The rangers cheered for Claire as Koragg decided to appear suddenly.

“Alright everyone! Together!” Claire said as she raised her hand, a pretty fancy looking staff appearing from thin air as she grabbed it and channeled magic into it. “Hya!” She shouted as she fired a beam of energy at Necrolai, causing the vampire to backpedal from the sudden hit. The rangers were quick on the follow up as they all leaped up and dive kicked the crap out of Necrolai.

“You will still lose Rangers!” Necrolai shouted at them as she got back up quickly and took flight, back to wherever the hell she could pass between the gates.

As Claire and the Rangers were celebrating their victory, Nick got his telepathic message from Koragg, telling him that Koragg will fight Claire or else Udonna gets it. “Just a little longer…” I muttered as I vanished to where Koragg was to be a spectator.

When I arrived at the destination before Claire, Koragg looked over at me. “Your not the Gatekeeper.” Koragg started.

“Don’t mind me, I’m just a spectator.” I simply said, bringing out a bag of popcorn. “I won’t interrupt this duel.” I said simply as Claire appeared.

“Alright Koragg, I’m here.” Claire said.

“So it was you…” The Knight Wolf said, standing still as Claire fired two bolts of magic that missed on purpose.

“I want Udonna back, now!” Claire demanded.

“Not until I get to see the legendary magic of the Gatekeeper.” Koragg said, prepared for a fight.

“As you wish.” Claire growled as she got into a battle stance and charged at Koragg.

“A little bad that I know what’s going to happen.” I chuckled a little as I ate my popcorn. “But it is fun watching this again.” I said to myself, watching the fight unfold as it was a pretty even fight until Claire decided to bust out the Megazord form.

“Finally, a real challenge.” Koragg said as he flew up into the air. “Uthe Mijo Ultimas!” He shouted as he combined with his mighty steed Catastros. “Centaurus Wolf Megazord!” He shouted as the two clashed.

“I wonder what song I should pick…” I muttered while checking my assistant, looking through some songs to try and find something to show my stuff. “Besides that demon I never really got much practice with Arpeggio, wonder if I can work it…” I hummed as I heard a massive explosion. “Well, that’s Claire down.” I said while finding my song and bolting towards where the others were.

I was ‘too late’ as Claire was captured by Necrolai as the Rangers distracted Koragg. “Now, by the power of the Gatekeeper, let the Gate rise up!” Necrolai commanded, Claire screaming in pain as her magic was forced to bring up the Gate.

“Oh no!” Red shouted.

“Oh no!” Blue shouted.

“Oh no!” Green shouted.

“Oh yeah!” The Kool Aid Man appeared out of literally nowhere.

“The hell?” Yellow questioned.

“Is that the Kool Aid man?” Pink asked.

“Nope.” I said while making the glass bastard disappear as I tried not to laugh. “That was nothing but your imagination.”

So then it devolved into the Rangers trying to fight a Sentinel as they accidentally broke the gate a tiny bit to let Morticon out. “Hahaha! I’m free! And your world is now doomed!” The undead shouted in pride as his army’s started to rush through the gate from the opening.

“And that’s my cue.” I said as I took a deep breath. “Galwin Nihil Ranger!” I chanted as Nothingness thorns surrounded me, forming my ‘Ranger’ King Armor, the Dragon Motif it kind of had was now more apparent, the wings more full instead of looking mechanical, a dragon design plastered on my chest plate, my helmet being a more dragon head shape, my visor not really looking like one thing as Nothingness thorns seemed to solidify into what looked like dragon teeth but were also constantly moving. “Galwin Nihil Prifior!” I shouted as I jumped up high to be Megazord size.

“Who are you?” Morticon demanded.

”Your worst nightmare.” I said as I summoned Arpeggio, as I started playing the song.

Little Boxes on the Hillside, Little Boxes made of Ticky Tacky

As I played Arpeggio and sang in a calming and soothing tone, water started to form into four cube’s, one large one for Morticon, and the other three small that stayed in front of all the other enemies.

Little Boxes on the Hillside, Little Boxes all the same.

As I continued to sing I channeled Nothingness as I started to form a special surprise for all these bastards.

There’s a Green one and a Pink one. A Blue one and a Yellow on!

As I sang that all of the box’s actually changed color to match, the big one being green, then from right to left being pink, blue and yellow.

They're all made out of Ticky Tacky and they all look just the same…

As I trailed off Morticon apparently didn’t want to play along. “That’s enough!” The undead with half a machine head shouted as he took a swing at the box, thinking this is some stupid attempt to distract him.

And then that’s when all hell broke loose as I continued to play, getting more aggressive as I shouted like a punk rocker.

And the people in houses, who went to the University, they all got put in Boxes, and they came out all the same!

Before Morticon could make contact with the green box suddenly a large paw appeared from it and blocked the swing swiftly, as each water cube dispersed to show four new Nobodies. Morticon saw what looked like a very feathery looking bear, it’s feathers colored white with grey tips, it’s body bulky and strong, it’s claws razor sharp and the eyes of a predator. “What!?!” Morticon shouted in surprise.

There’s Doctor's and Lawyers, and Business Executives, they’re all made out of Ticky Tacky and they look just the same!

The other three boxes held other Nobodies, the three of them looking like other mythical creatures, one was a Seraphim Nobody, it’s eight wings covering it’s entire body as it radiated power and grace, the next one was a powerful Demon of the same calibur of the Seraphim, a Demon Lord. The last one was something completely different, as it looked like a simple man wearing a trench coat and a detective hat, holding a rapier and a .44 Taurus Revolver, but no one could make out any of its features.

“What in the world!?” Necrolai shouted in surprise at the sudden monsters appearing before them as all their grunts tried to attack them, to absolutely zero effect as whenever any of the mooks tried to get close they died instantly.

And they all play on the golf-course, And drink their Martini dry, And they all have pretty children, And the children go to school.

The giant Nobody growled as it slammed it’s claws into Morticon, causing the undead to back away in pain. “Impossible!” The bad guy shouted.

“What the heck is going on?” Nick asked in concerned confusion.

“Well whatever’s going on, Ben’s certainly showing them who’s boss.” Vida said as she saw all my Nobodies kicking the everloving shit out of the Master’s army.

And the children go to summer camp And then to the university, They all get put in boxes They all come out the same

As I continued to sing and play, my Nobodies cleaved through all of Morticon’s army and was pushing the undead back heavily. “This is impossible! How can someone call creatures this strong!?!” The undead shouted in rage as it channeled dark magic. “Dark Magic Strike!” He shouted as he used his most powerful attack on my Nobody, who took the hit and sparks flew from it. “Ha!” He shouted in triumph, before the thing screeched/roared in anger as it’s feathers grey tips seemed to envelope it’s entire body as it radiated power.

“I think he pissed it off.” Xander said worriedly as the Nobody swung at Morticon, the general trying to block it but his sword broke from the powerful swing.

And the boys go into business, And marry, raise a family, And they all get put in boxes, Little boxes, all the same.

I shouted as the Owlbear roared and raised it’s claw up, Nothingness pouring into it as it struck down Morticon. “Impossible!” He shouted as he crackled with electricity before exploding.

“Retreat!” Necrolai shouted as the vampire queen fled quickly. “Retreat!”

Yeah a green one and a pink one And a blue one and a yellow one And they're all made out of ticky-tacky And they all look just the same.

As I finished the song a beam of light appeared from the sky and closed the gate, sending it straight back to the depths.

“And that’s that.” I said.