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Every dog has their day. This is a story about that day. And in no way is the narrator influencing what is said here.
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And lo, the hero did find the sword, and having found the magnificent, beautiful, most perfect weapon of the ages, the hero did set forth to roam the earth while bearing the sword, much to the dismay of alicorns and harmonious creatures everywhere. So began the adventures of the handsome, perfect sword and his wacky kensai puppy.

"Shut up, Limey, and stop narrating!"

And thus, Shēdo did began arguing with the narrator, much to the dismay of the narrator himself. Dirty pool, Shēdo, dirty pool. It's bad form to argue with the narrator as the story is being told.

"Shut up!"

Lo... hey, waitaminute! Shēdo! We've become an entry in the Weedverse.

"Limey, some of the things you say are very troubling."


A bit of stupid fun background info.

Teen
Incomplete
Adventure
Random
Comedy
Gore
Sex

45,167 words: Estimated 3 Hours, 1 Minute to read: [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]

19 Chapters:

  1. Some bitches have all the luck [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 21st, 2017
    2,540
  2. When the blood makes you bitchy [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 21st, 2017
    2,202
  3. If you give a bitch a brick [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 23rd, 2017
    2,212
  4. Run, bitch, run! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 24th, 2017
    2,329
  5. A bitch heads west [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 28th, 2017
    2,513
  6. Setting a bitch straight [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 1st, 2017
    2,402
  7. Keep an eye on that bitch [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 6th, 2017
    2,366
  8. If you give a bitch a bath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 11th, 2017
    2,275
  9. A bitch abandoned [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 20th, 2017
    2,204
  10. Teaching a bitch to use a toilet [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 21st, 2017
    2,302
  11. A bitch, battered [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 27th, 2017
    2,382
  12. Scare a bitch to death [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 4th, 2017
    2,272
  13. Can you dig it, bitch? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 23rd, 2018
    2,305
  14. A bitch dares to rear her head [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 30th, 2017
    2,164
  15. The bitch is black [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 19th, 2017
    2,362
  16. A bitch can fly [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 12th, 2017
    2,209
  17. A bitch's anger [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 8th, 2017
    3,004
  18. The bitch is stitched [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 29th, 2017
    2,673
  19. A bitch has questions [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 26th, 2018
    2,451
Published Feb 21st, 2017
Last Update Mar 24th, 2018

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