The royal coronation, I have no idea why this is required but it just is. The best thing I can do is say goodbye to my spare time and hello to a fuck ton of paperwork. I tried to get out of it by jumping out the window and breaking my legs but the windows in my room were unbreakable. I already tried, I already had a lot on my plate. I was being scrutinized by the media for being and I quote, 'the most lackluster billionaire in Equestria.' I would have taken personal offense to it but Celestia said that I didn't have time to. What had happened in my life for me to get like this? I'm about to become a prince and I'm bitching about it. I sigh as I'm stood in front of a mirror with my most fashionable wife stood behind me, I'm talking about Rarity you idiots. Wait who the fuck am I talking to? It doesn't matter anymore, I think I've reached the stage in my life where I'm bitter about everything. I looked at myself in the mirror. "Nervous darling?" Rarity asked me.

"No, I'm just pissed." I answered.

"At what?" She asked again while scanning my clothes for any discrepancies.

"Everything." I replied and she raised her eyebrow at me.

"Only you would find something to be mad about on such a joyous occasion." Rarity said.

In case you're wondering what I'm wearing, I had Bogden, Luke, and Jackal bring my marine corps dress blues. It makes shit look more official, Shining wanted to see my military file but I said that it's classified on my world and you'd have to wait a decade for it to be declassified. That shut him up, at least my best friends were there to see my coronation. It's better than nothing, and since they aren't citizens of this world they aren't legally required to bow down to me. I also hate that people are legally required to bow down to me now. I hate politics, now I'm a part of them. I hate the nobles, they always think that they're the king of the world. I'll show them I'll be a better whatever than they will ever be. I sighed and looked at my watch, it was time. I walked out the door and into the main hallway where Celestia and the others stood. I stood ready as Celestia looped her arm in mine. "Are you ready?"

"No but I don't think you care."

"We're doing this whether you like it or not sweetheart." Celestia said through her smile. "So smile, you lackluster billionaire."

Oh she didn't! I decided to put on the most evil grin I could muster. "Does this work?"

"You look like you're about to take over instead of being coronated." Celestia said.

"You know how I felt about that magazine article." I said.

"Why were you even reading it?" Celestia said through her grin as she waved at the nobles cheering.

"I was looking for something to get you for the kids." I said as we got to the steps before the throne where Luna stood.

"Our most loyal of subjects, today is a most joyous day!" Luna announced. "Today we proclaim the coronation of Prince Michael Frank Young!" The reactions were mixed to say the best. I still smiled because I had to, Celestia asked me to and well I couldn't say no to her. I can't say no to any of my wives, or my kids either. My kids were starting to talk and I had to watch my language, Cupcake said fuck and Cobbler said shit so now all my swearing must be away from them. With the coronation continuing with less than stellar reception I still forced a smile onto my face. I knelt before Luna as she lowered my crown onto my head. "Please rise for your new prince!" Luna said and the crowd rose and cheered. I held hands with Celestia and then she felt a huge kick.

"Oh by the heavens! Princess Celestia's water broke!" Someone in the crowd pointed out.

Hours of waiting, I stood there feeling helpless as my wife gave birth to the royal twins. I held Tia's hand as she delivered our children. "I AM NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN!!!!!!"

"I don't blame you honey." I grimaced as she broke my hand. Alicorn strength is double the strength of a regular earth pony, I've been shot, blown up, and lived through four deliveries, well technically seven. Never screamed even once. But when one of my alicorn wives broke my hand with one squeeze I couldn't help but cry out in pain with her. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Within the hour of my hand being broken the royal twins were born, there was Solaire, he looked like the bright sun and had his mother's pristine white coat, but his hair was so golden it was like looking into the sun itself. Then there was Comet, he had a navy coat and had my dark hair, needless to say they were both alicorns. I looked down at the cast that was now around my hand as Solaire and Comet were both nursing from their mother. My other wives looked at me, and out of concern Fluttershy asked me. "Mickey, are you alright?"

"I'm higher than the moon right now." I said absentmindedly. It was true however, I was high on the morphine that the doctors gave me to hold me down. I wouldn't stop punching people. So they injected me with morphine to calm me down. Celestia was adamant about having the kids born with me in the room so they put me in a wheelchair because you can't go against a pissed off Celestia in labor. Everyone was crowded around until the door opened to reveal a huffing Luna.

"Where be mine nephews!?" She nearly shouted in old Equish. Celestia shushed her sister. "Sorry Tia, I'm just very excited I'm finally an auntie!"

Twilight crossed her arms. "Technically you were already an aunt, or do you not count other NINE children we have?"

Luna paused and gulped, "Um well... they were by marriage and it's not to say that I don't count them because I do... I should just give up and apologize shouldn't I?"

"Lest you be banished to the moon again just for pissing off most of the elements of harmony." Twilight said.

"Peanut butter." I said, I had no grasp of the conversation this was all stuff told to me afterwards. Thank god for magic though, healed my bones almost instantly it still hurt like a motherfucker getting them ground into dust by holding your wife's hand while she's in labor I've been shot, that didn't hurt as much as my hand hurt right now. There are some takeaways from this day, mostly my next two kids have been born, I was a prince so they were princes, and I was as high as a kite. Not a bad day.

Author's Notes:

I have no idea what to put as my next chapter.