Celestia's pregnancy was no walk in the park. Being a princess means that every single aspect of your life has to be constantly observed by the public, and me technically being the prince means that the tabloids were all over my ass whenever I farted. I think I phrased that wrong, but who cares? I certainly don't, anyways this was the second alicorn pregnancy but it was the almighty princess of the sun that was pregnant. So the baby shower was covered by EVERYONE! We just had to hold it in the palace where I was uninterested in such things. I'm getting another kid, one that could potentially melt me if he or she burped, so I don't know what everyone was so excited about. This kid was going to be worse than all of my kids combined, this is why I drink. I had a flask in one hand and a beer in the other while I sat on the couch not really paying attention to what was going on. Twilight looked at me, being the princess of friendship she sat next to me. "Mickey, what's got you so upset?"

"How could you tell that I was upset?" I asked her and she pointed to my hands.

"You have two types of alcohol in your hands. That's a sign of 'not happy' when it comes to you." Twilight pointed out.

"Everyone is so happy that a new alicorn baby is being born, but all I see is a foal shaped bomb that could kill me at any point if I'm not careful." I sighed.

"Point taken." Twilight said. "Look, Mickey. You're a great father, and we all know it. That baby is going to love you, and you have us to help you out." Twilight hugged me.

I took a deep breath, finished my beer and tossed it into the trash behind me. I put my flask into my inner jacket pocket and joined Celestia on the couch as she opened gifts. She hugged me and I kissed her cheek. "Thank you for joining us my handsome prince." Celestia said.

"Let's get this over with, I got an appointment with a nap that I can't miss." I said and people chuckled. They didn't know that I was being serious.

Celestia opened some more things like diapers and stuff like that. We didn't need it but it was nice to see that the nobles had our best interests at heart. Hell they even made a bank account for the kid. It wasn't like I couldn't cover it already with my room full of money that I occasionally jump in like Scrooge McDuck. Don't judge me and I won't judge you. Anyways, it was nice to see that the nobles did have concerns for their princess. Hell even I got a few gifts, things to help me around the house with the kid. I was gracious and accepted them, they were going into storage until I absolutely needed them. There was more celebration and pomp and circumstance there was a dance so Celestia and I did a waltz, I didn't know that that was required.

We danced and had a good time then Celestia informed me that she was going to reveal the baby's gender to the world when we cut the cake. Fair enough, I've seen this happen before on earth so it was nothing new to me. We were presented with the cake and it said on it 'It's a...' "Ready sweetie?" Celestia asked and I held the cake knife with her.

"Ready as I'll ever be." I said and we started to cut the cake. It turned out to be a layered cake with a blue and pink sponge cake in the middle and I just stopped. I looked at Celestia. "R-Really?"

"I got an ultrasound earlier this month, we're having twins!" Celestia hugged me tight and I was just utterly speechless. The whole media group erupted into a frenzy and Celestia hugged the other girls as they were happy for her. The only thing I could think of is this, Popper, Surprise, Cupcake, Tart, Cobbler, Willow, Firefly, and now two baby alicorns!? Mickey.exe has stopped working, please restart brain by initiating black out sequence. The last thing I heard was a collective gasp before the world turned black.

When I woke up I looked around to see a giant crowd surrounding me. "Wah happened?" I mumbled.

"You passed out." Twilight said. "What do you remember?"

"Cutting the cake, I must have been dreaming because it sounded like Celestia said that she was having twins! Crazy right?" I chuckled to myself.

"Mickey, I am having twins a colt and a filly." Celestia spoke down to me while I was being helped up.

"You see I hear you speaking but I don't completely understand what you're saying."

Celestia grabbed my shoulders. "I. AM. HAVING. TWO. FOALS!"

Once again my brain couldn't process that information so it shut down again, causing me to pass out once more. The girls caught me this time and Celestia grabbed a cup of water and splashed it in my face. I woke up again and looked at her. "I can't handle this."

"Obviously. Why do you keep passing out?" Celestia asked.

"Think about it, Flurry Heart was bad enough by herself she nearly caused an eternal winter in the crystal empire. That was Cadence's kid, imagine what not one but two of your children could do if they were in a bad mood."

That comment made Celestia pause and suddenly think. "Did we just bring the apocalypse to equestria?" She asked herself.

"Yep, and I'm the father of the end of the world." I took a deep breath. "I know where I'm going if the world ends, back to earth."

"You're not leaving us to deal with these future hell raisers." Twilight scorned me. "You're going to stay right here and be a perfect father to these babies."

I looked around and saw that I had no favorable audience so I just nodded. "Alright." Swiftly the party began and the canterlot times took a picture of Celestia and I holding each other, each of us with a hand on her belly. "This is going to suck." I whispered to Celestia.

"Yeah, we'll we're stuck with our decision to do so. So we better get used to it and smile."

Author's Notes:

Two chapters in one day!?!? What?! If you're wondering why I did two chapters in one day, it was because I was on a roll and decided to crank another 1,000 words out of hole that my brain resides in. Also, please feed me comments, they are my only source of nutrition.