Well there I was, sleeping peacefully after the whole thing with Trixie, I'm glad we could settle everything. I was messing around in my dreamscape when I heard the alarm clock going off. I just rolled over and shut it off. I wanted more sleep, plus I didn't have to report to my community service until later in the afternoon so I kept sleeping but every time I breathe I feel something heavy on my chest. Did Celestia drape her legs over my chest again? We kind of all just sleep in a big pile, so the person who goes to sleep first is kind of screwed. Somehow though, I weaved my arm through the tangled mess that was our bodies on the super cloud mattress and I turned off the alarm. If you want to know who is almost always on top? It's Tia, her wingspan is huge and she's very soft and warm. I got up and went to the bathroom I pulled down my pants and when I looked down, I didn't see my dick. No instead I saw a huge pair of tits. I did the most rational thing I thought of at the moment. I screamed.

My screams woke up everyone in the house and Twilight rushed to the bathroom to see me, with my pants down and screaming my head off. Twilight examined me while the others were standing in the doorway ready to strike. Twilight slowly wrapped me in an hug and I calmed down, "Mickey, is that you?" She asked me and I just nodded.

"That's Mickey?" Rainbow asked.

"What happened to him?" Applejack asked. Twilight helped me out of the bathroom.

"I, I still need to pee..." I said in my girlish voice. Twilight blushed and helped me, with the restroom situation. I sat down on the bed and the girls looked at me.

"I think I know what's going on." Celestia said and looked at me. "When you fought with Trixie you landed in a patch of blue flowers. I think I know what they were."

"Poison joke." Zecora answered. "They're like poison oak but instead of giving you a rash they play a joke." Zecora brushed my now medium long brown hair behind my ear. "I know the cure for it but I will have to go out shopping." She got up and got her things together. "I shall return dearest."

"I don't know. I kinda like her like this." Rainbow Dash said and approached me, she kissed me and wrapped her arms around my waist, but I pushed her off. Rainbow scoffed. "Why not?"

"Because he- she's in a vulnerable state!" Celestia stated. "We shouldn't take advantage of her while she's like this." Celestia hugged me, petting my head. I was on the verge of tears again, I was so confused. Why was this happening to me? I started to cry and Celestia held me tight. "Shh, it's okay baby." She kissed my tears away, she wrapped me in her wing. "Just stick close to me, okay?" I snuggled into her breast.

Rarity couldn't hold herself back. "I just want to make her pretty!" Rarity tried rushing but Celestia's horn lit up and stopped her.

"RARITY! CEASE YOUR BEHAVIOR THIS INSTANT!" Celestia used the royal Canterlot voice and Rarity stopped dead in her tracks. "Our husband is being put through a mentally taxing and traumatic experience." Applejack, Rainbow, Pinkie and Rarity all went to take care of the children. Celestia lay me on the bed, and lay next to me. Fluttershy lay on top of me and Twilight on the other side of me. I looked down at my body, my curves and then I was kissed on the cheek by Celestia who started to speak, "No matter what gender you are, we still love you."

"I-I need a shower." I said.

"You can have a bath soon enough. That's how you cure the poison joke, it's an herbal bath." Celestia pulled down her dress revealing her giant tits "Here, drink." Celestia guided me to her tit and I instinctively latched on and started to drink from her like she was my mother and I was her newborn. She ran her fingers through my hair as I drank her milk. It didn't make me ignore the situation but it certainly helped. It was strange, my chest felt heavier and while I was sucking on her tit I instinctively grabbed my own breast. I had a warm feeling in my nether regions, I stopped sucking and detached from her breast with a visible blush on my face. Fluttershy took notice of this and started to kiss my neck, but then was stopped by Celestia. She looked at me, "Are you sure you want to do this?"

"I-I don't know. Rainbow got me excited earlier but I was so confused." I looked away. "I have it for right now, I kinda want to know what it's like to have a dick inside me."

Celestia turned my head towards hers. "There's nothing wrong with curiosity." She lightly kissed me, our tongues started to dance with one another, as this happened my nipples got hard. I had decent sized breasts, they were a d cup I'm guessing Fluttershy and Twilight lifted my shirt and started to lick and suck my nipples. Every time they did it felt like a jolt of pleasure went through me, Celestia took my shirt off and pulled off her sundress. She then smirked as her horn lit up and a cock and balls grew right above her pussy. Celestia sat me up and lay my back against her tits as Twilight and Fluttershy took off my pajama pants and boxers. I crossed my legs instinctively, but she spread my legs and held them apart.

Right at this moment was when Rainbow entered and closed the door as quick as she could behind her. "You dirty sluts! You stole my idea."

"You're welcome to join Rainbow, I don't think Michelle would mind." Celestia said and I squirmed, trying my hardest to get out of her grip and she realized her mistake and let go of my legs allowing me to close them again, much to Rainbow's disappointment. "Oh I'm sorry dear." Celestia saw tears in the corners of my eyes. "Please don't cry, I messed up." She brushed my tears away and kissed my cheek. "I won't call you anything you don't want to be called. That was mean of me to do." Celestia kissed me. "Do you still want to continue?" I wiped my tears and nodded. I slowly spread my legs again, Rainbow was eager to dive in with every lick I moaned. Rainbow was amazing at this. I soon moaned and then Rainbow got a taste of me as my back arched and I moaned loudly. I came into her mouth, it got me really red in the face. She smile and then she joined Fluttershy and Twilight, who were doing their own thing. Soon it was Celestia on top of me, her giant tits pressing against my own. I rarely said a thing because I wasn't used to my girly voice.

I looked down at her big cock, I gulped and asked. "Do you think that will fit?"

Celestia brushed my cheek with the back of her hand and looked at my different colored eyes. "I won't hurt you, I promise."

I spread my legs and she slowly rubbed her cock against my pussy, although I was new to being a girl, I could tell that I wanted that cock inside me. Plus it's not like I'm going to be pregnant from it if it's just poison joke. After that herbal bath I'm back to being a male. She slowly inserted her cock into my awaiting pussy and I moaned as it filled me up. It took a few moments but soon Celestia was pumping her cock in and out of me like a piston. It was slow at first but it soon sped up to be bed rocking. God her cock felt so good, and no I never imagined I'd say that in my entire life. She kept pumping into my pussy, every time she pulled out and pushed back in sent me closer and closer to the edge, and soon I wrapped my legs around her as she came inside of me. "HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!" I screamed out. I could feel Celestia's seed filling up my pussy and it started to spill out. Celestia pumped a few more times getting her thick, creamy, cum into my pussy before pulling out entirely. I just lay there staring up at the ceiling. "So that's what it feels like."

Zecora soon came back with the ingredients and I took a bath when I came back out of dipping my head underneath the water, I saw that my dick was standing at a proud 13 inches. But in all seriousness, fuck poison joke and it's fucking creator. Somewhere out in the world, Discord sneezed.