Dear Spike,
I am glad to hear that you are doing well. Me and Celestia are having so much fun in Mustangia. I am curious as to the latest schemes by the Cutie Mark Crusaders. While I'm glad you're making friends, don't let those girls push you into any closets anymore. Bottles are for drinks not spinning. Everything worked out, of course, but they still should have asked permission. Kissing cutie marks, who ever heard of such a thing? Silly fillies. I am also glad to hear about your hoofball team winning. You, Rumble and Featherweight must be so proud! I'll be sure to check out your trophy when I get back.
Me and Celestia have spent the last few weeks just wandering through the mountains and the forests. We have gotten so much closer to each other in so many ways.
All good things must end, of course. Celestia must return to her duties in Canterlot. Hopefully, I will soon be able to meet her family. She said something about needing permission. I really hope her family likes me!,
Love, Twilight

Dear Twilight,
The spin the bottle thing was just one huge misunderstanding, don't worry about it. I'm afraid I have a confession. I've spent the past week giving all my chores to the Cutie Mark Crusaders and trying to convince them they can get Library Cleaning Cutie Marks. That wasn't too naughty of me was it? Anyway, I just found this fantastic issue of Supermare from your old filly collection in the archives. You had the best comics! How come you stopped collecting?,
Your Number One Assistant,
Spike

Dear Spike,
It wasn't naughty, my little hatchling. We all need a break, sometimes. Just as long as the library gets clean, that's all. Have we had many patrons? (I'm so proud of you volunteering to run the library all by yourself!),
Love, Twilight

Dear Twilight,
The traffic has been about as much as it always had. Fluttershy keeps checking out books about the care of giant reptiles, so we should probably all be concerned. So, seriously, when were you such a comic book junkie? Was it when I was really little?Your Curious Assistant,
Spike

Dear Spike,
I'm very concerned. Will be talking to Fluttershy about that. As for my comic book phase I was around seven, before your time. I lost interest in comics around the same time the Young Starswirl novels came out.
Love, Twilight.

Dear Twilight,
The reptile situation has been resolved. Fluttershy just had to get the eggs back to the mother. Anyway, hope to see you soon,
Your Number One Assistant,
Spike

Dear Celestia,
Precious Sister, my heart is near torn in twain two. This gallant Akbear! Who doth does he think he is, making me feel things I do not wish to feel? Oh, Sister, I fear I require thine assistance. Also, the empire has not collapsed in your absence and Parliament continues their endless debates. What is this healthcare debate? What happened to simply going to the village wise mare? She ne'er charged more than two or three apples. Tis how I fixed my sprained wing when I first ascended. Ah, halcyon days of yore.
Your Loving Sister,
Princess Luna, Noctis Imperiatrix

Sweet Sister,
Don't you worry. I will help you with this affair of the heart. Me and Twilight have had a wonderful time in Mustangia. We heard a bard and took a soak in the hot springs. Twilight is so romantic, she even fed me strawberries. We had a minor tiff, but it only brought us closer and taught us to fear Mustangian ale. I would write more, but the train will be leaving soon.
Hugs and Kisses,
Princess Celestia, Sol Imperiatrix.

Dear Uncle Odin,
How have you been? I'm sorry that I haven't written in a long time. I have been busy running things in Equestria. I hope everyone in Asgard is doing well and there haven't been any more problems with keeping the wall intact. Equestria had a problem with a chaos jotun a few millennia back and it took FOREVER to repair the walls between realities. The reason I'm writing is because I've met a mortal. I know, I know. I've had mortal lovers before, but this mare's just different. She's smart and nice and sweet. You'd have to meet her to understand. Might I please get permission to bring her over the rainbow bridge?
Your Loving Niece,
Celestia

Dear Celestia,
It is good to hear from you, my niece. Your grandmother, father, other uncles as well as cousins as well as all permutations thereof send greetings. It is wonderful to hear that your domain is doing well. Those jotun are a serious problem, I'm glad you were able to deal with them. I also understand that your sister is back from exile. Your father sends word that he desires to see her and that she should come along with your beloved. I know of your beloved, one Twilight Sparkle. She is a devoted student of the runes as well as seidr-craft. She is, indeed, a very special mare and I understand what you see in her. Naturally, she is welcome enough in Asgard as well as any other Celestial Realm. I look forward to seeing you, in truth it has been far too long,
Your Loving Uncle,
Odin Allfather.