“They’d like that, he thought to himself, dreaming of the next time he’d get to enjoy himself, and dreaming of a large brood of dittos all made from beautifully delicious human babies.” Pinkie Pie read aloud, tilting her pink head as her dark pink mane flopped to the side. Her blue, bright eyes gazed at the story in her hooves as she intriguingly read through the story, chuckling as she read through the end of the tale, finally closing up “The Ditto Dinner” and leaning back in her chair at Ms. Muffet’s cafe as the soft smell of baked goods wafted through the air. The pink Earth pony had been enjoying quite a fascinating read!

“So who wrote that one?” Ms. Muffet inquired, sitting on a chair behind the store countertop, eating curds and whey. No, really. Curds and whey. She was trying to go on a diet, since it was swimsuit season. Her black hair was neatly tied into two ponytails at the side of her head, her purple skin was practically glowing, and her many eyes gleamed and glistened like black gems as she looked up from her bowl, one of her many hands dabbing at her mouth with a napkin.

“This was written by ‘The Saint’.” Pinkie Pie remarked, holding up the giant large-texted tome and smiling with a little chuckle. “He does a lot of odd stories, but I was so drawn in by this. It was all just so...cute and sweet!” She admitted as she leaned back in the wooden chair, the remains of a cupcake on a little purple plate at the circular table she sat at.

Just kidding. There weren’t any remains, Pinkie Pie LOVED eating cupcakes whole. There wasn’t even a wrapper left!

“Gives me ideas.” Muffet chuckled as she finished up her own bowl and put it away to the side on a little table to the right, shaking her head back and forth before rising up and dusting herself off with her many hands. “Perhaps I’ll make a “Ditto Cake”~!” She sang out, doing a little twirl over the purple and white-tiled floor as Pinkie rubbed her chin thoughtfully.

“...you know...this gives ME an idea.” She murmured. “Cake...cake-cake-cake…” She mumbled softly.

“What?”

Pinkie clapped her hooves together. “I’ve got it! I’ll be right back. Think you could help me when I get back?” She inquired. “I wanna make some very special little cakes.” The pink Earth pony asked the spider baker as Muffet tilted her head to the side and then shrugged.

“Yes, I suppose I could! What did you have in mind?” Muffet inquired as Pinkie made her way outside of the bakery with a cheery wave of her hoof, nonchalantly making towards Sugar Cube Corner just down the street as a gentle zephyr breezed over her face. She headed inside, giving Mr. and Mrs. Cake a cheery wave. “Hey Mister and Missus Cake! Are the kids in the back today?”

“Oh, yes.” The two Earth pony bakers nodded in agreement, Ms. Cake giving a little bow of her blue head as Pinkie Pie grinned cheerily and clasped her hooves together, giving her a smile.

“Wonderful! Could I take them out to Ms. Muffet’s bakery?” She asked cheerily, the two Cakes nodding at once.

“Just be sure you have them back by dark.” Mr. Cake said, gesturing with a thin limb at the clock as Pinkie nodded in agreement, heading into the back of the store, the two toddlers looking up from the blocks they were playing with, Pumpkin Cake’s adorable little horned head cheerily smiling up at Pinkie, baby blue eyes twinkling brightly as her poofy orange hair bounced up and down as she clapped her hooves together. Pound Cake smiled happily, floating up in the air on his tiny little wings, his eyes like deep brownies as he immediately raced over to Pinkie Pie and hugged her.

“Awww, I missed you too!” Pinkie Pie proclaimed, giving the little Pound Cake some petting over his head as she lifted Pumpkin Pie up and gave her a little hug as well as she put the two on her back. “Come on, Baby Cakes! Let’s go have some fun at Ms. Muffet’s.” She offered, the two little dibbuns cheerily smiling as she trotted out the back entrance, heading back to the Spider Bakery as Ms. Muffet looked up, seeing Pinkie bringing in the baby ponies.

“Oh! Wait...do you mean you want…” She began to say, tilting her head to the side as Pinkie cheerily nodded, lifting the Baby Cakes up and putting them on the counter as Muffet clasped all her hands together and beamed. “Oooh, Cake Cakes!”

“Yep!” Pinkie proclaimed.

“I’d be happy to make that for free if you’d let me enjoy them later.” Muffet offered as Pinkie gave a little bow.

“Of course! You don’t mind, do you dearies?” He asked the two Cake children as the tykes shook their heads. No, they didn’t mind, they loved Pinkie Pie and Ms. Muffet, they were always so nice to them!

Muffet got to work, mixing up the dough as she added just the right amount of sugar and flour in a large bowl, her various spider assistants bringing over various little sprinkles, eggs, and other ingredients to add to the mix whilst Pinkie Pie got a special little frosting dispenser that was in the shape of a baby bottle.

“Chocolate or vanilla?” She asked the two Baby Cakes as she sat down at the table she was at before, putting two jars next to them as the Cakes chose their flavors, Pound choosing chocolate whilst Pumpkin chose vanilla. Smiling in delight, Pinkie Pie filled up the baby bottle frosting dispenser with the vanilla frosting first, and tenderly lifted Pumpkin Cake up as the orange-haired little filly cheerily took the bottle in her stubby little hooves.

Pumpkin Cake murred, taking in deep gulping swallows, eagerly guzzling down as much vanilla frosting as she could as Pinkie gently swayed her back and forth in her arms, cooing sweetly. Bit by bit, Pumpkin Cake’s little tummy began to plump up quite nicely, going from a faint little bit of chub to looking like she’d swallowed up a bocce ball! Bit by bit, her belly expanded more and more, growing and growing, getting good and squishy and jiggly as Pinkie Pie giggled and poked it slightly with her free hoof.

“Oooooh, jiggly!” She remarked, Pumpkin finally finished up all the frosting, having eaten her full as Pinkie put her down on the table, now filling up the baby bottle with CHOCOLATE frosting as Pound Cake clapped his little hooves together. He beamed in delight as Pinkie lifted him up into her arms and she gave him the bottle as he began to suck down the frosting as hungrily as he could. Glug-glug-gluuuug! Some chocolate frosting eeked out the sides of his mouth and Pinkie wiped it away with a little napkin, chuckling a bit as his own belly began to nicely fluff and puff up.

Soon, the both of them were all set, now lovely little Chubby Cakes! Pinkie chuckled at the sight as she put the baby bottle frosting dispenser away, and brought the two Cake children over towards the countertop, Ms. Muffet holding out a bowl of dough, ready to apply it to the little ones. The spider baker began gently unwrapping each of the little ones diapers, throwing them away as she wrapped a dough wrapper around the two, applying a careful layer of sugary frosting to their backs and arms and legs, giving a cute little dollop on their noses as they giggled.

After adding the sprinkles, making them almost look like little doughnuts, the two Cakes were finally ready! Smiling happily, Pinkie Pie clasped her hooves together as Ms. Muffet reached down into a nearby drawer, pulling out a faintly glowing stone that was in the shape of the mighty Monster Kingdom’s Delta Rune...a Lazarus Stone, a powerful, intensely useful magical artifact.

What did it do? Well...it could bring back the dead if you drew on somebody with it. It had been quite handy in the days of old during the Monster Kingdom wars against humanity when things had FIRST started, and had led to stalemate after stalemate, and even a few victories for the monsters!...but then somebody had gone and lost their few stones they had. Or at least, so went part of the legend. Many a monster insisted that a human sympathizer had tossed them away. Naturally, the monsters blamed Gerald.

Be it his ancestor, or the 'mon himself...nobody likes Jerry.

But at any rate, thanks to the stone's recovery, the two little fillies were ready for the final touches. Smiling lovingly, Muffet and Pinkie gave the two little kisses on their foreheads before Muffet added the last of the frosting to their heads, then easing them down into the oven she had nearby. She slid them gently inside, putting the magical oven on the proper setting as soft, tender warmth bathed over the two. The two Baby Cakes smiled happily, letting the gentle heat engulf them bit by bit, drifting off into peaceful, easy slumber as they began to slowly close their eyes and enter sleep.

Bit by bit, the frosting on their bodies hardened enough, making them into little “cakes” as they were finally fully prepared. After about half an hour, Muffet pulled the two out, waiting for them to cool as she blew some of the heat wafting up off their adorable little forms with her many clawed hands. Giggling a bit as they finally reached the right temperature, she handed Pinkie Pie little Pound Cake as Pinkie’s jaws leisurely opened wide.

Pinkie Pie tenderly eased the little Pound Cake down, down into her the waiting, hungry, pinkish abyss that was her mouth. Deeper and deeper down Pound Cake went, sinking further and further onto a big, plushy tongue as Pinkie moaned in delight over the flavor she was experiencing. Pound Cake was juicy, sweet, the Earth pony couldn’t believe how GOOD the little filly felt as she slid down into her jaws!

Soon, she was gently engulfing the sleeping infant’s chest, giving it careful, gentle, loving licks over little Pound Cake’s head before a firm, but tiny little push that sealed him away. With a final big old gulp, little Pound Cake was now sealed away within Pinkie Pie’s gut as she rubbed over her slightly bulging belly. “Mmmmm.” Pinkie Pie murmured, a soft tinkling sensation bathing over little Pound Cake as the stomach walls massaged him.

Now it was time for Pumpkin Cake! Pinkie Pie grinned happily and opened up her jaws, easing the little babe into her waiting gullet, further and further. Pumpkin Pie was still fast asleep, sinking down into the waiting pinkness of the Earth Pony’s hungry gullet. Her tongue bathed over little Pumpkin Pie’s face with careful swirling, and then another lick over her chest.

With another gulp, her chest and stomach slid into Pinkie Pie’s gullet as the Earth pony’s eyes closed in ecstasy. She softly moaned, savoring the sweet flavor of the little filly. Giving another, final GLA-GULP, the babe was tucked away inside the waiting belly of Pinkie Pie. She murred and moaned, rubbing over her much larger-now, bulging belly. She sighed happily, sitting down on her chair, patting her hooves over her swollen stomach and enjoying the sensation of the little Cakes in her tummy.

Pinkie Pie burped a bit, a loud BRA-BOOORRPP ringing through the air as her hooves rubbed over her big, gigantic belly with her hooves. She grinned happily, looking down at her stomach as Muffet tilted her head. “Well?”

“WONDERFUL!” Pinkie Pie said. “So, so good! I’ve GOTTA do this again. But once I’m finished, you should enjoy them too.” She offered, Muffet clasping her hands together and smiling in delight as Pinkie Pie’s belly softly churned and massaged its prey from within. Bit by bit, her belly slowly but surely rounded out, becoming a perfect, majestic sphere as Pinkie Pie sighed and patted her belly once again...as a faint glowing filled the table right in front of her and…

POOF! The two Baby Cakes plopped onto it, smiling happily and clapping their little hooves together as they hopped over to Pinkie Pie and poked at her big ol’ belly, Muffet giggling.

“Oooh, you like that, don’t you?” Muffet inquired with a laugh. “Uhuhuhuhu! Well don’t worry, cutie-pie Cakes. You’re gonna get to see that a lot more often. Won’t you like that, dearies?”

Their smiles told Muffet everything she needed to know.