Author's Notes:

This is probably among my weirder, stretchier, more OoC stories, but don't be too fussy about that. As I said, my stories aren't meant to be taken too seriously, they're for those who either have the same fetishes as me or find them funny.

I've come a long way since this time and turned into quite the shameless fetish writer, haven't I? I'll go back to focusing more on non-fetish things for a while after all this.

Princess Celestia walked to her usual spot for the Grand Galloping Gala. She was wearing a transparent sparkly light blue dress, and underneath she was wearing a skintight pair of sparkling blue shorts, and a matching midriff top. It was a new design created by Rarity, and Celestia loved it, and every pony she walked by thought she looked absolutely stunning.

As Celestia stood at her post, greeting the ponies that came into the gala, a sudden urge to pee hit her. She suddenly realized she had forgotten to use the bathroom before coming here. She'd always go to the bathroom right before, seeing how long she was usually standing here, and try not to drink too much around that time either. Why had she chosen today of all days to drink ten cans of soda?

Celestia tried to hide her desperation, but as the minutes went by, seeming like hours, Celestia became more and more uncomfortable. Eventually she crossed her legs. She waited for Princess Luna to appear so she could take her place, but Luna was busy dancing with Pinkie Pie.

Two hours later, Celestia really needed to go. She felt like she was about to burst. Then Princess Twilight walked up to her.

"How are you today, Princess Celestia?" said Twilight.

"All right," said Celestia. "Princess Twilight, can you stand here for me for about a minute? There's something I have to do."

Twilight could tell what was up from the way Celestia crossed her legs, the way she was fidgeting slightly, and the expression on her face. "You can count on me," she said.

With Twilight at her post, Celestia ran to the nearest bathroom as fast as she could. It was in a nearby hall, and upon entering she was out of sight of anyone else. She reached the bathroom door, but to her dismay it was locked. This was the kind of bathroom that only had one toilet, unlike some of the other bathrooms in the castle. The nearest bigger bathroom was farther away, and Celestia wasn't sure she could make it that far, seeing how badly she needed to go now, and that she'd have to cross a room full of ponies who would witness her accident if she didn't make it. Making a mental note to install a bigger bathroom in this area, she hoped whoever was inside wouldn't take long.

Little did she know, inside was her nephew, Prince Blueblood, who was combing his hair and taking his sweet time with it after Rarity had hit him with her butt and messed his mane up.

Celestia considered banging on the door and telling whoever was inside to hurry up, but this wasn't like her. She held it in for as long as she could, but after a few more minutes, she couldn't hold it anymore. Celestia peed herself, blushing with embarrassment as her shorts became soaked and a big puddle formed on the rug she was standing on. Though she felt a sense of immense relief, Celestia couldn't believe it. She, the princess of Equestria, loved by most of the ponies, was wetting herself. What would Twilight think?

Then Discord appeared in a flash of light. "Surprise!" he said.

Celestia sat down in shame, still peeing, and getting part of her gossamer dress wet, which, until now, had managed to escape the damage. Of all the people to have an accident in front of, it had to be Discord! She really liked him, but now he'd surely make fun of her.

Discord stared in amazement. He'd always had a thing for mares wetting themselves, but didn't want to admit it even in his days as a villain, nor would he ever use his powers to force it on anyone. Now, seeing the mare he had a crush on peeing herself in such a stunning outfit, he felt such immense satisfaction. But then, at the same time he didn't want Celestia to feel bad.

"Oh, don't feel bad, Princess," said Discord. "I still love you. Come. We'll have fun in your bedroom."

After Celestia finished peeing, she looked up, still blushing, and nodded. Discord wasn't making fun of her! Did he have feelings for her too? Discord first waved his hand, making the puddle on the rug disappear, and then, in a flash of light, the two were in Celestia's room.

Celestia had noticed the puddle disappear, but her outfit was still wet. "Can you dry me off?" she said.

"When we're done. I like you the way you are! Now, time to cheer you up!"

"We can't take too long. Princess Twilight is waiting for me to come back."

Discord snapped his fingers. "Time has stopped except for the two of us, so we can take as long as we want! Now, what do you want to do?"

"Well, I'd like you to rub my butt." Celestia blushed lightly. She'd never asked this of anyone, but there was no one she'd rather do this to her than Discord.

Discord's heart leapt at this opportunity. He'd never do this without her permission, but had always wanted to. Discord started rubbing Celestia's rear with both of his hands. Her butt was so soft. It was also wet from sitting in her puddle of pee, but Discord didn't mind.

"Ahhh, that's it," said Celestia, who was greatly enjoying this. "Keep going."

After about two minutes of Discord rubbing Celestia's tush, Discord secretly cast a spell on her. About five seconds later, Celestia accidentally farted loudly. She blushed a little.

"Excuse me. That was very unprincesslike."

"But I think it's really funny!" said Discord. "You're even cuter when you fart!" He had, of course, put a spell on her to make her fart.

"Oh, I am?" said Celestia, a grin spreading across her face. Being a princess, she had to keep up a graceful image and not fart in front of anyone else, but she secretly thought it was fun to fart, and if Discord liked it, why should she feel ashamed of farting in front of him? Celestia let out a loud wet fart, and giggled.

Discord slapped Celestia's butt. "That was fantastic! Do it again!"

Celestia stuck her behind in the air and farted louder for five seconds. "Did you like that?"

"I loved it!" said Discord, swatting Celestia's rear again.

"Wait, wait just a second." Celestia paused, and then farted even louder for 10 seconds. She giggled. "Can you slap my rear 10 more times? I really like it when you do that."

"You got it!" Discord spanked Celestia 10 times, each time slapping her butt as hard as he could, with Celestia enjoying every moment of it.

After the tenth swat, Celestia farted for about 20 seconds, and giggled. "Good thing no one can hear me now!"

Discord lay down on the ground. "That was really fun!"

Then, Celestia decided to do something she had always thought it would be fun to do, but would normally be too unprincesslike for her. She took the transparent part of her dress off, and then she sat on Discord's face.

Celestia's butt was so soft against Discord's face. Her butt was still damp and smelled of pee, but Discord liked it, so he didn't even fight to get out.

Then Celestia farted loudly. She giggled, and Discord enjoyed it, despite the smell. Celestia farted three more times. The first fart was airy, the second was wet, and the third was loud and deep-pitched. Each fart was about 10 seconds long. After the third fart, Celestia stood up, blushing a little. "Was that too much?" she said.

"Not even a little bit! You should do that again to me sometime!"

Celestia blushed a little more.

"Feeling better now, Celestia?"

"Much better. This was very fun." Her skintight sparkly shorts were wet and smelled of farts and urine, but she didn't mind anymore.

She put the transparent part of her dress back on, and Discord snapped his fingers. Celestia's outfit wasn't any drier, and she was about to tell him when she realized she had to pee very badly. She looked over at Discord, who was chuckling. Celestia giggled, and unabashedly let it all out in her already-wet shorts, sighing of relief. It felt good now she didn't have to feel ashamed about it.

Once Celestia finished wetting herself for the second time that day, Discord snapped his fingers again. Celestia's outfit was now completely dry and clean, and the puddle Celestia had just made on the floor disappeared. Then he teleported her to the bathroom door and resumed time, and she returned to her post, allowing Twilight to leave and do her own thing.