Mini-Stories
by blaa6
Chapters
- A Universal Lesson
- The Return of a Great and Powerful Unicorn Mare
- Cutie Mark Talent Show with Weird Al
- A Key Visit from Royals
- The Wedding of Lyra and Bon-Bon
- Music Time with DJ Pon-3, Octavia and Weird Al
- The Pegasus Special
- The Let's Play Party
- New Year's Eve on Sesame..uh..I mean Ponyville
- How Scootaloos Learn to Fly...and get adopted?
- Plush Toy Playtime
- Stargazing
- Concert
- Zap Apple Harvest
- Babysitting
A Universal Lesson
The first of many...
12/4/11 - Made first link possible. Second can't come in. Sorry.
A Universal Lesson
The smell of autumn coming to an end. The school year has brought us all into a state of hating it so much right now, but fillies of Ponyville are always excited to go to school. Cherilee always makes class fun without being so dull and boring like many teachers before her. The students aren't much different. They are as lively as always. Today being special has gotten them rustled up for a guest appearance.
"Settle down, my little ponies. Now, we have two guests today to help explain the solar system. Give a big welcome to Twilight and Green!" said Cherilee. Tiara, Spoon, Twist, Pipsqueak, Snips and Snails and The CMC looked to the door. It opened to Twilight walking in before...
"Hey kids, who's ready for a planetary adventure?" I shouted as I also walked in, carrying a box on my back.
"Yes...We are here to teach you about the planets as Cherilee said," Twilight replied. Everypony was interested, except Tiara and Spoon.
"It just so happens I have a song for this to make learning the planets not so dull, right Twilight?" I said, bumping her for a response.
"Of course!" she said. "Gather round and we will begin." Music started playing. It sounded like this:
Here's how it went:
The Sun's a hot star,
Mercury's hot, too.
Venus is the brightest,
Earth's home to me and you.
Mars is the red one,
And Jupiter's really wide.
Saturn's got those icy rings,
And Uranus spins on its side.
Neptune's really windy,
And Pluto's really small.
Well we wanted to name the planets,
And now we've named them all.
"Now it's your turn," said Twilight.
"Alright, Twi," responded Applebloom.
"No sweat," said Scootaloo as Tiara and Spoon went "pff."
"Let's do it," I said as the Music started up again.
The Sun's a hot star,
Mercury's hot, too.
Venus is the brightest,
Earth's home to me and you.
Mars is the red one,
And Jupiter's really wide.
Saturn's got those icy rings,
And Uranus spins on its side.
Neptune's really windy,
And Pluto's really small.
Well we wanted to name the planets,
And now we've named them all.
"Though that was...not that cool, it wasn't boring," said Tiara.
"Yeah, Not that boring," said Spoon.
"Where did you hear this song?" asked Snips.
"I remembered it from a show I watched when I was your age," I replied.
"That was fun," said Snails.
"Not as awesome as Rainbow Dash, but still cool," said Scootaloo.
"It just so happens I'm her boyfriend, so I'll try to live up to her 'Awesomeness'," I said. Scootaloo moved closer to me and whispered "AWESOME" in my ear.
"But, were not even done yet. Follow us!" Twilight said as we all went outside to see Pinkie bouncing around.
"This can't be good," said Tiara. Pinkie suddenly appeared behind her.
"I totally promise this will be totally fun!" she shouted as she and Spoon leaped in the air and landed in their spots. Spoon simply made a "she's insane" face and looked in front. The three of us got ready as different music played:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_J5rBxeTIk
It went like this:
Yakko: Everybody lives on a street in a city
Or a village or a town for what it's worth.
And they're all inside a country which is part of a continent
That sits upon a planet known as Earth.
And the Earth is a ball full of oceans and some mountains
Which is out there spinning silently in space.
And living on that Earth are the plants and the animals
And also the entire human race.
It's a great big universe
And we're all really puny
We're just tiny little specks
About the size of Mickey Rooney.
It's big and black and inky
And we are small and dinky
It's a big universe and we're not.
And we're part of a vast interplanetary system
Stretching seven hundred billion miles long.
With nine planets and a sun; we think the Earth's the only one
That has life on it, although we could be wrong.
Across the interstellar voids are a billion asteroids
Including meteors and Halley's Comet too.
And there's over fifty moons floating out there like balloons
In a panoramic trillion-mile view.
And still it's all a speck amid a hundred billion stars
In a galaxy we call the Milky Way.
It's sixty thousand trillion miles from one end to the other
And still that's just a fraction of the way.
'Cause there's a hundred billion galaxies that stretch across the sky
Filled with constellations, planets, moons and stars.
And still the universe extends to a place that never ends
Which is maybe just inside a little jar!
It's a great big universe
And we're all really puny
We're just tiny little specks
About the size of Mickey Rooney.
* Though we don't know how it got here
* We're an important part here
* It's a big universe and it's ours!
"Long, but cool," said Scootaloo.
"Very nice indeed," Twilight said, sounding like the Princesses.
"If you would like to ask a question, feel free," I said as Pipsqueak, Applebloom, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle gathered around me. "Wait...uh...Crusaders? I have something for you," I said as I gave Applebloom a flyer. Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle gathered around. Applebloom read it aloud:
"Having trouble finding your special talent?" They nodded. "Come to the Talent Show in Ponyville Square this........as it will be a little different than other talent shows because it will help find your talent. Crusaders, This is a chance to find our talents!" Applebloom said as they giggled in delight. "Thanks, Green," they said.
"It was nothing," I replied.
"That was very nice of you, Green," said Twilight. I tried not to blush, but it failed.
Ding-Dong!
"All right, My little ponies, say thank you to our guests," Cherilee said as they all thanked us. They then all headed back in class, the CMC more excited than ever. I laughed.
"What's so funny?" Twilight asked. I hopped into the air and started to fly.
"Come to the Talent Show to find out," I said, taking off for home. "Now it....begins."
DUN DUN DUN!
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The Return of a Great and Powerful Unicorn Mare
CHALLENGER APPROACHING!
[insert unfunny title here]
The Return of a Great and Powerful Unicorn Mare
I was walking along the edge of the Everfree Forest when I saw someone I thought I would never see again. The pony was unconscious. I panicked. I went over and I got the pony on my back. I ran slow so the pony didn't hurl on me; throwing up unconscious is worse than normal. I ran to the only place I could see; Twilight's tree. I burst in and began screaming.
"TWILIGHT! COME QUICK!" I shouted. I heard hoof-steps. The second floor door slammed opened.
"WHAT! What is it??" Twilight screamed.
"I found someone unconscious near Everfree. It's...," I started.
"TRIXIE!" she screamed after teleporting near me.
"Yeah. It's her. I remember from Season 1 Episode 6: Boast Busters," I set her down on the couch. "What a bitch! Though she is a bitch, we should still help her," I said, guilty about my hatred for the unconscious mare.
"I'll be right back," Twilight said, teleporting to the first-aid kit box.
*I'm glad we have First-Aid Kits everywhere. It makes me feel safer about being stupid* I thought, making a Derpy face.
"All right. I've got towels, thermometers and everything," Twilight said, starting by taking Trixie's temperature. "98.6. Normal signs of life. She collapsed from exhaustion; she needs rest."
"You sound smarter every day, Ms. Sparkle," I said, impressionism coming in with a New York accent. She blushed. "The cold shoulder is nowhere in sight. Speaking of ice," I said, putting an ice-pack on Trixie's head, "It's what you need, cupcake," I said, briefly thinking of the Voldemort of Fan-Fiction itself; CUPCAKES.
"Yes. She needs rest," Twilight said as she headed to the door.
"Where are you going? It's me isn't it? I knew it! I can't cook for anything. I knew praying after eating seemed strange. I..." I rambled on.
"No, silly. I'm going to see if Fluttershy can help us. You know how bad I am at long-term nursing," Twilight said. I chuckled. She closed the door and I was all alone. I sat in a chair, playing a 3DS game called Mario Tennis; It was good. They came back around 10 minutes afterwards.
"You poor dear. Don't fear. Nurse Fluttershy is here," Fluttershy said in a calm voice. She took over and I played my game. I still thought of how rude Trixie was last time she came to Ponyville.
"Ugh..........wha.......what happened?" Trixie opened her eyes as Fluttershy shouted softly.
"Oh! She's waking up!" She said as we gathered around the waking mare.
"Hi Trixie. How are you?" I asked ready to beat her for being crud in past outings. Suddenly, Trixie.....she.....burst into tears.
"?" was on everyone's mind. Fluttershy began.
"Poor dear. What happened?" she asked the sobbing mare.
"sniff.......I'm sorry......so sorry....." she said as we were taken aback on this. Trixie was crying less now. "I treated you like dirt and you saved me. Why?"
"We, in any situation, want to help those who need it. The fact is, caring for one another makes you inclined to help the needy," I answered.
"but......I........" Trixie began before getting hugged by Twilight.
"Shh..don't worry about that now. We care about you. That's all that matters," she said to the unicorn who began sobbing once again. I started to cry and Fluttershy was gone minutes ago.
The hug was broke by Trixie after a minute.
"I want to ask something to you all," Trixie said.
"Yes?" I asked.
"Can we be friends?" she asked. Fluttershy began to cry.
"Of course we will!" Fluttershy said. Trixie held out her hooves signaling a hug.
Fluttershy and Twilight answered her. We all cried as I joined in the hug. We cried for many minutes.
After a while, the mane 6, Trixie, Spike and I gathered at Sugarcube Corner.
"It was horrible out there! Bears were chasing me. I was all alone. I thought I'd never make it out alive. But they saved me and I'm forever grateful," Trixie told the ponies.
"Shoot. We're glad you've made nice. Welcome to the gang, Trixie!" Applejack said. Everypony nodded. We picked up Trixie off the ground.
"Let's here it for our new friend, Trixie. Hip-Hip" Rainbow began.
"HOORAY!" said everyone except....
"Trixie, would you like to write a letter to the Princess?" asked Twilight. The gang stopped as Trixie sat above them.
"Can you write and I'll say what to...." Trixie began.
"Yes, I know," Twilight replied, floating the quill to begin.
"Dear Princess Celestia, I have learned that bragging and being lonely isn't fun. Appreciating a ponies kindness and care for you is a great trait to have. Reaching out to ponies can lead to friendship. Letting a pony give you friendship can lead to great friends and fun times. From, Trixie" she finished as Spike sent it.
"Time to Party!" Pinkie shouted as Equestria Girls began.
It played from here:
It goes something like this:
There is a place
Where the grass is what's for dinner
Charmed, fun, and wild
There must be something in the water (What?)
Sipping rainbow juice
Talking Elements of Harmony
Our Bronies hang out too
(Come on, Bronies!)
'Cause they know we're awesome fillies
(Come on, everypony!)
You could travel the world (You could travel the world)
But no one can groove like the girls with the hooves
Once you party with ponies (Party with the ponies)
You'll be seeing Rainbooms!
O-oh o-oh o-ooh!
Equestria girls, we're kinda magical (Equestria!)
Boots on hooves, bikinis on top
Furry coats, so cute
We'll blow your mind
Aoaoah oh, aoaoaoh!
Equestria girls, we're pony-fabulous (Equestria!)
Fast, fine, fierce, we trot till we drop
Cutie marks represent (Cutie marks!)
Now put your hooves up (Yeah, put yo' hooves in the air)
Aoaoah oh, aoaoaoh!
Break it down, DJ P0N-3
These are the ponies I love the most
I wish you could all be Equestria girls
Happy and Sad, We are all Bronies and Pegasisters alike.
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Cutie Mark Talent Show with Weird Al
Title be above!
The Townsfolk are bustling with excitement as the curtain opens.
"Hello Everypony! I'm Green and this is the first Talent Show. Soon, we will follow some fillies as we see them try different talents to earn a spot on....Weird Al's Stage tomorrow night," I said, indicating our guest, Weird Al.
"Wow! He looks...cooler in person,"stated Rainbow in the audience to her friends.
"A mix of pop culture with foreign instruments. A delight to see much dedication to the craft," commented Rarity.
"I LOVE WEIRD AL MUSIC! HE'S MY INSPIRATION AND MY IDOL!" screamed Pinkie, making it well known to deaf audience now.
"Without further delay, LET'S GO!" I said, backing up to a curtain rise. Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo and Pipsqueak were there. "Let the show...BEGIN!"
"Challenge 1: Singing. Choose a song to sing and...well sing."
Scootaloo chose a Metallica Song that I don't know and lost.
Pipsqueak chose Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Seriously?
Applebloom chose "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" but forgot it was a duet. Oops.
Sweetie Belle chose "Polka Face" by our guest, Weird Al.
It's like this:
Suddenly, after her performance, she got...her cutie-mark!?
"Sweetie Belle. You got your cutie-mark! What is it?" Scootaloo asked. It was a microphone.
"Singing, I guess," she said bluntly, then burst into tears. They hugged with Applebloom for a minute. The crowd went, "Aww."
"SWEETIE BELLE! CONGRATULATIONS! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!" Rarity shouted from back in the crowd.
"Okay...anyway, Time to move on. Sweetie Belle, Mind if you stay to the side?" I asked.
"Okay. Best of luck, Crusaders,"she said, joining by my side.
Challenge 2 - Dance Contest - Well, you know the drill.
Pipsqueak chose Ring around the rosy. Cute.
Applebloom chose a rodeo, but failed.
Scootaloo chose "Thriller." Like Sweetie, after the performance, she got her cutie-mark; footsteps in a dance pattern.
"I guess choreography is my talent. Awesome!" Scootaloo said, looking at her flank.
"I knew you could do it," said Rainbow, flying to the stage and giving the filly a hug. She started to cry as did Scootaloo. "There there. Time to party after the contest please," I said as I kissed Rainbow on the lips and then she waited with Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo.
Finale! - Outfit Contest - Costumes within 10 minutes. GO.
Pipsqueak chose a mouse costume. Cute.
Applebloom chose a fancy Showman Cowgirl outfit.
Like the others, she got her cutie-mark; Cowboy hat and shirt.
"Cool. I like clothes, anyway," she said as Applejack came on stage.
"I'm so proud of yeah, sis," she said as they both started to cry.
"...You three! Please come to the stage. ahem...10 minute intermission. BRB."
"Three cheers for the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Hip Hip," started Applejack.
"Hooray!" everyone said.
"Wait! Now that we have our cutie-marks, we won't be the cutie-mark crusaders anymore," stated Sweetie Belle.
"Wait just a minute, my little ponies. I have an idea," I said.
"We have a special announcement from our guest, Weird Al," I said, making way for him.
"After seeing the talent these children have shown, I believe they have potential. That's why...they are going to be in a band!" he said as the CMC's faces lit up. "Since I'm preforming in Ponyville now, I'll be honored to help them get started." The crowd cheered.
"THANK YOU, Mr. WEIRD AL!" the CMC said as they hugged him.
"That's my sis," Applejack and Rarity said together. They blushed(DON'T GET ANY IDEAS - Spike and a mystery pony will suit them fine).
"Let's hear it for the Cutie-Mark Crusaders!" Weird Al said as everypony cheered. "Now, I have a treat for you all," he went behind the curtain with the Cutie-Mark Crusaders as music began:
The Crowd Cheered and the group hugged and shed tears. *SNIFFLE*
SO HAPPY!
A Key Visit from Royals
What to do? I know...
A Key Visit from Royals
"Fillies and Colts, I am proud to present our recipient of the Key to the City, Green!" announced the Mayor to an up-roaring applause. I was shaking in my hoofs. The 7 mares I knew were with me at the bottom of the stage's side. They cheered me up when I got nervous. Rainbow and I were hugging/nuzzling/whatever ponies do.
Before we begin, We have two special guests to give the key to Green. The Princesses of Equestria," The Mayor started as Twilight became nervous at the prospect of the following events being messed up, "Celestia and Luna!" the mayor finished as they appeared. The Crowd roared cheers. Twilight was sweating.
"Are you alright, Sweetie," Trixie said, hugging her.
"I'm a little nervous; that's all," Twilight answered.
"But your not the one getting the key, sugarcube; Green is," Applejack said, giving Twilight a hoof-noogie.
"And now....Green!" The mayor said, backing up. I went up to the stage. The others went teary-eyed. I bowed in front of the two royal figures before me.
"It is with a great honor that I bestow this key to a great citizen, Green," Celestia said, handing me the key. I bowed again as I went to the podium for a improvised speech.
"Thank you. I would like to say that this town, Ponyville is a great place to live. Many different ponies live and make up our fair city. But 7 in particular helped me understand why Ponyville is so great. Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Twilight and, most of all, Rainbow Dash or my mare-friend." She kisses me and joins the others on stage. "Spike and Trixie also showed me that not only can ponies change your understanding but also show-ponies and dragons. These ponies are more than ponies; their my friends," I finished to an applause. I was on cloud-9.
We along with the princesses went back to Twilight's tree to recover from paparazzi.
"Princesses. I hope things went alright," Twilight said worriedly.
"Not to fear my faithful student. All went well," Celestia said as we sat down.
"The Paparazzi are still relentlessness as always, big sister," Luna said as the windows filled with camera flashes. Fluttershy shut the curtains.
"Now, Green. You are generous, kind and thoughtful. I am grateful that you are here to help out anypony. As for you, my little ponies, thank you for making Green feel welcome," Celestia said.
"I agree. Well done, my little Ponies," Luna said, standing with her sister.
"If you'll excuse us, we must return to Canterlot. We are glad to have met you, Green," Celestia said, getting ready to fly back home.
"An honor, your Majesties," I said bowing. They took off and in a moment, they were gone. After their departure, the camera-ponies left too.
"See yeah later tonight," Applejack said leaving.
"So long for now," Fluttershy said, leaving too.
"Yeah...we gotta go too. Sleepover tonight?" I asked Twilight, getting ready to leave with Rainbow.
"Yes, Green," she replied as we took off. The sleepover will be awesome.
The Wedding of Lyra and Bon-Bon
This is so beautiful...
The Wedding of Lyra and Bon-Bon
.......ugh....................never mind.
Everypony stood up and looked back. Lyra stepped into the garden of flowers in Canterlot, walking beside her father. He was crying tears, holding her hoof. Before them was a crowd of loyal family and friends, including yours truly and my friends of Ponyville. At the front of the garden stood a happy Bon-Bon in a wedding gown as like her bride's. One of Octavia's close relatives was playing the organ.
Lyra and her father walked to Bon-Bon.
Arriving, the three looked above to see Princess Celestia with a book. Luna was beside her. DJ Pon-3 was next to Bon-Bon (best woman).
The music stops. Everypony sat down.
"My little ponies. We are gathered here today to join these 2 fillies in holy matrimony. Now hold each other's hoofs and I will begin," Celestia said. "Lyra, do you take Bon-Bon to be your wife?"
"I Do," Lyra said, looking at Bon-Bon. Spike began to cry and so did Rainbow; I hugged them both and kissed Rainbow.
"And do you Bon-Bon take Lyra to be your wife?"
"I do," said Bob-Bon.
"By the powers vested in me of the land of Equestria, I now pronounce you Wife and Wife. You may kiss your bride," Celestia said. They did and everypony cheered.
We all cried as the brides walked out of the garden. It was the happiest day of our lives.
The After-party rocked. Pinkie obviously was in charge. She was in charge of everything. She used the party cannon mostly; it was a big room. There were candy, desserts, chocolate fountains and Hors d'oeuvres(appetizers). Everyone danced and had fun while I raided the candy bar. I did nothing else except kiss Rainbow and I took part in the part where guys lift up a chair and someone sits on it(comment with the name please). DJ Pon-3 was the DJ, taking requests all the time for a dollar. Still, it was a blast. Near the end, DJ Pon-3 and Octavia advertised their new club called "Silly Symphonies Station." We all gave our thanks for a great time before departing. It was great.
Coming Up - Music Time.
Music Time with DJ Pon-3, Octavia and Weird Al
MUSIC TIME with DJ PON-3, Octavia and WEIRD AL!
Thanks to AspergerGoodness for it.
We join DJ Pon-3 and Octavia trying to buy a building in Ponyville for a club.
"What do you mean we're short $200.00 bits?" shouted DJ Pon-3.
"It's as it seems, unfortunately; you are 200 off," said the Retailer.
"Now what, sweetie?" asked Octavia.
"I have an idea. Thank you for your time, Mr. Doctor," said DJ as they left.
"Don't mention it, DJ. Your friends will find out everything anyway. Soon," he finished.
"I think your ready, girls," Weird Al said to the Cutie-mark Crusaders.
"Thanks, Weird Al," said the girls, hugging him.
KNOCK-KNOCK
"One moment," said Weird Al as he went to the door. It opened to DJ and Octavia.
"Weird Al, we're 200 bits short from getting the club we've wanted to open. Any ideas?" asked Octavia.
"I've got it. What about a charity show with me and the CMC?" asked Weird Al.
"Brilliant!" DJ said as they came inside to discuss the plan.
"CMC. I have your first gig,"Weird Al said as the three joined the ponies as they began the plan.
"Fillies and Gentlemen, I'd like to present the Charity Show with Weird Al and the CMC. I'd just like to thank you all for your donations. It will be well worth it," said Octavia, starting to cry.
"Without further delay, here we go," finished DJ as she walked Octavia off the stage, kissing the whole way.
The curtain opens to Weird Al. Music Starts:
Applause fills the air.
"Now, the first performance of the CMC. Keep in mind: this is their first time performing in front of a live audience. Cut them some slack. Here they are," said Octavia, leaving the stage.
There are 3 plants and a big zombie. Music Starts:
Applause fills the air.
"Once again, Weird Al," said DJ as she leaves the stage.
Music Starts:
Applause filled the air before more music started:
More Applause.
"Thank you for your time. One more song," said Octavia as she went backstage.
Music Started:
Applause once again. The 6 emerge from the curtain as they bow and wave at the crowd.
"I think that went very well, don't you?" asked Octavia.
"Indeed," the others said.
So DJ Pon-3 and Octavia purchased the building and set up a club for ponies with a turntable and a dance-floor.
The CMC now perform there most of the time. Weird Al stops in from time to time. All is well.
The Pegasus Special
Time to pay Rarity a visit.
"Why did I agree to this?" said Rainbow, sighing.
"Trust me, Dashie. This is worth it," I said as we came up to Carousel Boutique. I knocked on the door.
"Coming," said Rarity in a happy tone. The door opened. "Welcome to Carousel Boutique. Hello, Green, Rainbow."
"I wanted to show Rainbow that presentation is just as good as speed when it comes to a performance and the two can go together very well," I said.
"I wager you two would like a Pegasus Special each, then? Of course. Right this way," Rarity said as we followed. Rainbow was still nervous on how things would go. I knew she'd be in for a big surprise. We sat in chairs ahead of sinks.
"Sit back and relax. I'll take care of everything," said Rarity. "You may rest while I work." We proceeded to take a nap.
"All done. Stunning if I do say so myself," said Rarity. We stood up, half asleep and Rainbow was the first to speak,"Oh yeah. I never asked what a Pegasus Special is."
With a flip of her mane, Rarity told her. "Well, you're hardly the first of your type to come through my establishment, Rainbow Dash. My Pegasus Special is a one-of a kind grooming procedure that helps to keep ponies at their most aerodynamic."
"Aerody-" Rainbow Dash rushed back to the mirror. Now fully awake, she could see just what Rarity meant as she gasped at the positively glowing pony which stared back at her through the glass.
Her coat was smooth, her cutie mark was perfect, and every single color of her mane and tail stood out, vying for equal attention, radiating in the light. She shook both, and saw them move effortlessly in the air without the slightest tangle. Every single strand had been cared for on an individual level. Rainbow Dash knew that Rarity was dedicated to her work, but she had no idea it had gone this far.
I looked too and It was the same for me too.
Before Rainbow could ask how Rarity did it, the unicorn answered for her, as if on cue. "A special order of combing, brushing, air-fluffing, and laying down a coat of my super-special, super-secret, and completely organic straightening mixture." Rarity walked over to meet her latest satisfied customer. "As part of the package, wings are streamlined."
Rainbow Dash spread hers, and it was true--she'd never seen her span so, so... symmetrical, so precise! "Whoa, razor's edge! I hadn't even noticed this part!"
Rarity chuckled. "Most pegasus ponies don't as they're usually asleep, much like you were."
I walked over and I said, "Told yeah so." We all sat down.
"I guess you did. I...really never take looking good as a priority. I always wanted to be fast but I guess looking good is as important and both can be done," said Rainbow. "Sorry I doubted you, Green."
"It's natural to have doubt; I was when I tried too. I was just as surprised as you are. It really helps being fast and looks good. Two for the price of one..." I began mumbling "...Grandma" under my breath.
"Thanks, Rarity. I'm glad I came," said Rainbow.
"I'm glad you liked it, dear," said Rarity. We began to leave as Rainbow and I kissed. We left and flew up to test the RS.
"Ladies first," I said as she began to fly. She already noticed a significance in speed. I joined shortly after. We flew for hours and Rarity just kept a smile on her face watching us have fun.
"The Pegasus Special, I assume?" Spike asked, coming out of the building.
"Yes, Spiky. They love it," she said as they entered the boutique. I had a feeling we'd go there more often now.
I made it shorter and more direct as well as less grief.
The Let's Play Party
"A Let's Play Party?" asked Twilight. Pinkie was at her door, handing out invitations.
"Yup. A super awesome celebration of all the epic wins and fails of let's playing. We get to watch them all with out friends with snacks," responded Pinkie Pie. "Can we have it at your library?"
"I'm not doing anything tonight, so sure. It can be here. I'll send Spike around to let our friends know of the location."
"Do you have a projector and screen?"
"Yes....Oh! I see where your going. We'll use it for the videos. I'll set it up soon."
"See you Tonight." Pinkie bounced away, getting things prepared. Twilight closed the door and told Spike to spread the word of the party's location. She began to set up the projector and screen.
A few hours later...
Pinkie came over earlier than the other guests to help Twilight with everything. Soon enough, Rainbow and I arrived.
"This will be fun," I said, entering the library.
"If it's like the videos I saw, it will be," Rainbow replied, kissing me as we entered.
"Is everypony ready?" Pinkie asked us. Everypony nodded. "Let's Go!" The projector started:
Chugga: He killed the joke...NO! HE KILLED EVERYONE BUT THE JOKE! NO!
Jon: He saved Steve just for you.
HE KILLED EVERYONE BUT...UGH.
Everyone was rolling on the floor, laughing.
"HA.......................................Ha....................................HA........................Ha....Too much." Rainbow was able to say.
I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT! AS SOON AS I FINISHED SAYING IT! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! GAME!
Skip to 4:20
OH MY GOD! NO!
Everypony is still laughing and rolling on the floor.
JoshJepson Mario Sunshine FAILURES 1
4:49
IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO GO AT AN ANGLE!
8:17
DID I HIT THE SIGN? DID I JUST HIT THE SIGN AND FALL OFF? HE THREW ME INTO THE SIGN AND I FELL INTO THE PIT. GOOD JOB!
8:31
*insane screaming* *weird voice* I'M A CHUCKSTER!
8:58
NO NO NO NO NO!
We laughed ourselves silly. Twilight was on the floor, kicking her legs. Rainbow and I were hugging and rolling on the floor.
5:06
(No dialogue. Watch the video...but I'll say this; I'm eating old men)
"..................Ha......................HA.............................No more.........................can't.....breath..*breath heavily*" Rainbow and I said before kissing again. Everyone else fell asleep after getting a good laugh. So did we. Funny times.
New Year's Eve on Sesame..uh..I mean Ponyville
We were considering going to Ponyville Square to wait for the ball to drop on New Year's Eve. Thankfully, we decided to wait on Twilight's library's balcony, because of the lack of crowds and the better view. We sat in couples: Rainbow and I, Twilight and Trixie, Fluttershy and Big Mac, Spike and Rarity, Applejack and Pinkie. The Cutie-mark Crusaders with Weird Al were back inside the library, going over new songs and making New Year Resolutions.
"I've got it. Best and Worst movies of 2011," I suggested.
"That sounds okay...I suppose," Fluttershy said.
"May I start?" Rarity asked. We were a little surprised, but not much; Ever since I came, she's been more involved. "Best was Winnie the Pooh." Predictable as she complimented no getting dirty, but loved Piglet more than that. "Worst was...I hate to say...Twilight - Breaking Dawn." WOW. The girly pony hated Twilight; she however only thought the first two weren't THAT bad.
"All Right. For me it's Puss in Boots for best and......Cars 2 for worst," Fluttershy said. I knew she was harsh about fashion sometimes, but I've got to admit: COLD.
"Okay...Panda 2 was best and....Breaking Dawn was worst," Spike said. He and Rarity then made out. We left them alone.
"Best was...Panda 2 and worst..Breaking Dawn," Big Mac said as he and Fluttershy bashfully hugged then kissed. All of us whispered "aw." We left them alone as well.
"The best was...Phineas and Ferb. Worst was....Spy Kids 4," Twilight said.
"Best: Puss in Boots. Worst: Spy Kids 4," Trixie said as the two unicorns...did the same thing the others did.
"Best..........Puss. Worst.....Breakin' Dawn," Applejack said.
"Best one was Winnie the Pooh. Worst...Breaking Dawn," Pinkie said. They did their business.
"I guess it's just you and me, puddin'," I said like Mark Hamel's Joker. She giggled. "All right. Ladies first." She blushed.
"Best was Puss. Worst was Breaking Dawn," Rainbow said.
"Pokemon and Phineas & Ferb are tied for best. Worst is Breaking Dawn."
"Time to reeve up your Harley. *Vroom*." She motioned a motorcycle as we hugged and kissed. It was the best time we've had.
BUT! We weren't done yet as it was ten minutes to 12:00. We decided to share New Year's Resolutions.
Fluttershy said "To care for more animals."
Big Mac and Applejack said "To buck more trees, no offence, than this year,"they said, patting the floor. Twilight just said "Non Taken."
Pinkie said "Throw better parties next year."
Twilight and Trixie said "Spend more time with Friends."
Spike said "Love you more next year." He was, of course, looking at Rarity when he said it.
Rarity said "Same here, Spiky." They then kissed.
Rainbow said "To...love you more next year." She was looking at me when she said it. I was actually expecting "To be 20% cooler next year." I started to cry.
"Me too, Puddin'..." I said, kissing her afterwords.
Before we finished, The CMC and Weird Al came up. The CMC said "to make more songs." Weird Al said the same thing.
With 8 minutes to spare, We listened to them perform live in front of us:
I'll let you decide which song to witness his awesomeness.
It was a minute to midnight. "Guys, There's one more resolution I'd like to make, or rather a promise. Let's love and tolerate everyone, especially the ones we love." We looked at our dates, lovingly.
30, 29, 28, 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1..
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
We had the first hugs and kisses of 2012. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
How Scootaloos Learn to Fly...and get adopted?
Any comments saying any criticism will be used. Please comment.
1/7/12 - more backstory of Scootaloo and extended ending.
Scootaloo was hanging out with Rainbow and I, relaxing in Ponyville. She had something on her mind.
"Rainbow. Green. Can you...teach me to fly? PLEASE!" She looked at us with puppy-dog eyes. We looked at each other and nodded.
"Yeah. We can teach yeah, squirt. Be warned. I can get, a little, how you say..."
"Egotistical, Dashie." She shot me a glare, but smiled.
"Eh...yeah....I guess. Anyway. Let's begin." We walked to an open field and decided to start with some stretches; the training followed.
"First things first. Let me see your wings, Scoots." She obliged and unfolded them. They were not as slick as Rainbow's, but good still; that's expected from fillies. "They look..good. Reminds me of me way back when. Now, let's begin with a sample of your current...talents." Scootaloo hovered not 2cm from the ground and buzzed around the area, fast actually. After stopping, Rainbow approached her. "The key is control. Focus all momentum down and...." She backed up. "Lift off." She flapped her wings and lifted up. She slowly floated down. "Now you try." Scoot focused and flapped her wings with all her might and...she took off.....3 FEET?! She knew what to do as she rhythmically flapped her wings to stay in midair. Rainbow was crying and I was stupefied. She was flying! "..........Come down." Scootaloo slowly descended and was welcomed with a hug by a sobbing pegasus. "I'm.........so.........proud......of you, Scoots," Rainbow managed to say in between sobs. I started to cry too. It was so happy. Scootaloo was smiling ear to ear. I joined in and hugged her too. We sat down.
"I guess pulling around the crusaders really builds up muscles." Scootaloo said, opening her wings. She smiled, proud of her accomplishment.
"I guess it does," I said, nodding.
"How about we pick up tomorrow, Scoots?" Rainbow asked.
"Sounds good to me." Scootaloo scampers off. We look at each other, proud of what she accomplished.
"Next is moving forward. I'll take care of it if you don't mind, Dashie." She shrugged, relaxing on the grass wearing her favorite sunglasses. Scoots and I were already in the air. She had improved over yesterday by reaching 6 feet. "Now, flap back to go forward." I demonstrated. She followed. I taught her how to turn and such. We trained for a while, taking breaks in between. We celebrated at Rainbow's house, which Scootaloo could now get to. She had Apple Juice, I had Bottled Water(I only drink that; no offence to soda/energy drinks) and Rainbow had Diet Red Pegasus(ha-ha). After a while, we decided to let Pinkie throw Scootaloo a party to celebrate; why waste time holding off the inevitable.
"LET THE "SCOOTALOO CAN FLY" PARTY BEGIN!" shouted Pinkie, standing on a table. I questioned her table-standing, but quickly shrugged it off to enjoy the party. After a while, I noticed Scootaloo in the corner, leaning on a wall, looking sad.
"Poor kid," Twilight came up to me.
"What's wrong with her?" She leaned in.
"She doesn't have parents?" My eyes widened. I dragged her upstairs for a minute.
"WHAT! What happened?"
"No pony knows..." Rainbow flew upstairs, scaring me half to death. "Sorry. Anyway, one night, she appeared at the orphanage and has been there ever since. I feel so bad for her.....I.....was the same....sort of."
"What happened to you?" I asked.
"After quitting flight school, they just left me all alone." She started to cry. I hugged her, brushing her mane. Feeling better, she continued. "I don't want the poor kid to end up like that. I just wish we could..." I grabbed her and kissed her.
"RAINBOW, YOUR A GENIUS!....but..." I was silent for a moment. "I have a plan, but I'll need your full co-operation, Rainbow." I whispered the plan in her ear. Though hesitant at first, she agreed and we quickly made our way to the orphanage.
Scootaloo arrived back at Ponyville Orphanage, where she lives, as she is greeted by the head-mistress, looking happier than usual. "I've been looking everywhere for you. Somepony has adopted you. I believe you will like who it is." She winked at her. They headed to her office and..."RAINBOW DASH?" She fainted.
10 minutes later...
".................Hey.....Scoots....you okay?" She asked the waking filly.
"I had the most amazing dream. You were going to adopt me and..........It wasn't a dream, was it?" She nodded and was greeted with a tear-felt hug by Scootaloo. "THANK YOU SO MUCH! THIS WILL BE SO AWESOME!" The young filly cried into the rainbow mane for minutes. She wasn't aware of it, but Rainbow was crying, too.
"Don't forget about Daddy," I said, entering the room. Scootaloo came up and hugged me.
"I love you, Dad." Dad. I like the sound of that. We finished the paperwork and sat on the bench outside. All I could think was how lucky we were to not have to deal with diapers.
"Can we go home, Daddy?" asked Scootaloo. I could get used to that.
"Alright; It's getting late anyway." We left and made our way back to Dash's. I already decided that I'd get my stuff moved here in the morning. We flew up and entered. It was 10pm. We decided to let Scoots sleep with us tonight and in the guest room for a while until...proper arrangements were made. We brushed our teeth, rinsed and got into bed. It had a cloud blanket like my favorite blue blanket at Twilight's; I've been there the whole time...eh.
"Good night, Scootaloo. Good Night, Sweetie."
"Good night, Mama Dashie. Good night, Greeny." Goody, more nicknames.
"Good Night, Scoots. Good Night, Dashie." I kissed Dash and we went to sleep.
Plush Toy Playtime
A random idea I had when I thought that Smarty Pants needed friends and a reason to make our fillies and colts sensitive.
I was at Sweet Apple Acres one day when...
"Green. Can you give this back to Twilight for me?" Big Mac held out Smarty Pants from his mouth. I levitated it and looked at it. After a moment...
"Sure. I'll do it right now." I said goodbye and left. I thought for a while and decided to make a quick stop home and Sugarcube Corner for a favor to Pinkie. After that, I arrived at Twilight's. I knocked on the door. Twilight opened it.
"Hello, Green." I levitated the toy near my head.
"Big Mac asked me to give Smarty Pants back." She magically picked it up.
"Tell him thank you. I was a little worried about her." I was surprised that it had a gender.
"I actually have an invitation for you. A gathering of toys from all ponies we know." I hovered the invitation in front of her. It said to bring any plush toys or any stuffed animals to the gathering.
"I'd love to. I'll be there." She closed the door, bringing Smarty Pants with her. I flew away, needing to get ready.
"Wooooosh! 'The Adventures of the Pikachu Twins' continues," I said in an announcer voice. "This time, they meet with their friends, Smarty Pants, Big Apple and Sweetie Pie." As they were called, they got lifted up by their respective owners: Twilight, Big Mac and Pinkie Pie. "With Zorua, Classic Sonic, Stitch, Kirby, Boo Luigi, Luigi, Scooby and Mario & Friends."
"Wow. You do have a lot of plushies, Green," Twilight said.
"Yes. I try," I replied. "Well....I say we just snuggle with said plushies and watch some movies."
"Actually, I gotta go. Buckin' an all," Big Mac said, sheepishly.
"We understand. See yeah," Pinkie said. He dragged out his plushie and closed the door.
"Yeah wanna just watch a movie?" I asked.
"Yeah." So we did with plushies in our laps.
Stargazing
Rainbow and I were thinking about something to do at night. We were in her living room, white all over and fluffy too.
"How about......bowling?" I said.
"Nah. Too late," She replied.
"I know! Stargazing." She smiled.
"Okay." We walked outside and slowly descended to the ground, wings out. We touched ground and were about to begin walking when...
"Good Evening, Rainbow Dash." We turned to see Princess Luna of all ponies looking at us. "Who's your friend?"
"I'm Green. Nice to meet you, Luna," I said.
"How did you know I like formal greetings? We've never met."
"Twilight told me everything, Princess of the Night." Rainbow chuckled. "Anyway, I'm actually Rainbow's Boyfriend." Luna smiled.
"Congratulations. I wish you two the best. I meant to ask...Where are you off to at this late hour?"
"We're going stargazing," I said. Luna smiled.
"May I join you?" Rainbow shrugged. I nodded. "Thank you." We began to walk.
"I assume being royal doesn't give you any time for stargazing?" I asked.
"Usually, I can stargaze, but I feel it's better to stargaze in calm towns, not Canterlot, towns like Ponyville. I don't know why. It's just so...peaceful."
"I was going to say more awesome," Rainbow replied. Luna laughed. I kissed Rainbow.
"Well I find it calm, thank you. It clears my mind of all the Twilight Saga and Justin Beiber hate," I said. They laughed.
"Agreed, their terrible," Rainbow said.
"Hello there." We looked down to see Pipsqueak looking up at us. "Where are you three headed, then?" He asked.
"Stargazing," I answered.
"Can I come?" He asked.
"Sure. Follow us," Rainbow said as we continued to trot around Ponyville. Though not as lively as Canterlot, I preferred it that way. The lights in the windows and the colorful architecture gave a sense of peace only Ponyville can provide.
"How about here?" I pointed to a grassy hill overlooking a star-filled sky.
"Sure," Dashie said. We walked over and laid down. "Makes you wanna take a nap, but gets you to stay awake by having a lot of stars."
"That's deep," I said. She then came up and kissed me. After that, we watched the night sky for a long while before we had to depart to go home for sleep. We said our goodbyes, went our separate ways and went back home. It was relaxing to spend time just looking at the stars.
Concert
"A concert? We'll come, sweetie," I said to Scootaloo. She jumped for joy and left Dash's home. We were at Dash's home, cloudy as always. She asked if Dash and I would make it to another concert of The CMC. We agreed.
Later that night, we went over to the concert hall now called,"Weird Al and The CMC."
We noticed the odd backstage-ish design. It looked like props were all over, no rhyme or reason and the concession stand was directly before the theater. We got a medium popcorn each and entered. We all took our seats including Twilight and all our friends, invited by the CMC no doubt.
The lights dimmed...a spotlight shined at the stage.
Sweetie Bell appeared, ear microphone worn. Pop music played:
[Sweetie Belle]
Look, here are three little ponies
Ready to sing for this crowd
Listen up, 'cause here's our story
I'm gonna sing it
[Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo]
very loud!
(Weird Al appears and gets out his Accordion. Scootaloo pulls out drums.)
[Sweetie Belle]
When you're a younger pony
And your flank is very bare
Feels like the sun will never come
When your cutie mark's not there
So the three of us will fight the fight
There is nothing that we fear
We'll have to figure out what we'll do next
[Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo]
Till our cutie marks are here!
We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
On a quest to find out who we are
And we will never stop the journey
Not until we have our cutie marks
[Sweetie Belle]
They all say that you'll get your mark
When the time is really right
And you know just what you're supposed to do
And your talent comes to light
But it's not as easy as it sounds
And that waiting's hard to do
So we test our talents everywhere
[Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo]
Until our face is blue
We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
On a quest to find out who we are
And we will never stop the journey
Not until we have our cutie marks
We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
On a quest to find out who we are
And we will never stop the journey
Not until we have our cutie marks!
The crowd applause. Rainbow, Applejack, Rarity and I cry, seeing our sisters/daughter up there.
Weird Al and Scootaloo stay on stage while the others go backstage:
Rock the cradle of love. Rock the cradle of love
Yes, the cradle of love
Don't rock easy, it's true
Rock the cradle of love
I rocked the cradle of love
Yes, the cradle of love
Don't rock easy, it's true
Doo doo doo doo doo doodoo doo doo doo doo doo doo doodoo doo
(Doo doo doo doo doo doodoo doo doo doo doo doo doo doodoo doo)
The Love Shack is a little old place where
We can get together
Love Shack, baby
(Love Shack, baby, Love Shack)
Hey!
Pump up the jam (hey!). Pump up the jam (hey!)
Pump up the jam, pump it up!
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion
Trying to keep a view
And I don't know if I can to it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough
The things you say
Your purple prose just gives you away
The things you say
You're unbelieveable
(Oh!)
Do me, baby. Do me, baby
You can do me in the morning, you can do me in the night
You can do me when you wanna do me
Yodalodaladyhoo!
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Off to never never land
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the Hump
Do me, baby
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Do me, baby
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face ten miles wide
Look so good, make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie-yi-yi
Woo!
Drum solo!
I miss you so much (M-O-I miss you so much)
I really miss you much (M-I-S-S you so much)
I miss you so much (M-O-I miss you so much)
I really miss you much
Hey, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Oh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no no no
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's the one that makes you fell all right
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's gonna be your Frankenstein
Let's kick it!
If you got a problem, (yo!) I'll solve it
Check out the beat while the DJ revolves it
Ice ice baby
Ice ice baby... Word to your mother!
Ice ice baby
Ice ice baby forever
I'll be your ife... ice... baby!
Hey!
Applause.
Next:
Krabby, Snubbull, Venonat
Mankey, Chansey and Zubat
Slowking, Ditto, Butterfree
Lugia and Caterpie
Oddish, Poliwag, Goldeen
Elekid and Nidoqueen
Victreebel and Magneton - Everybody Polkamon!
Aerodactyl, Seel, Machoke
Marill, Moltres, then Slowpoke
Articuno, Ditto, Muk
Flareon and ol' Psyduck
Cloyster, Kingler, Shellder, Gloom
Snorlax and of course Vileplume
Zapdos and Charmeleon - Everybody Polkamon!
It's time to polka
For Ponyta and Pidgey too
Come on put on your lederhosen
And try not to stamp on little Pikachu
You'd better grab yourself a partner
Like Tentacruel or Bulbasaur (Bulbasaur)
Hold on a minute - there's still at least a hundred and twenty-seven more
Including Ledyba and Omastar
Jynx, Bellossom and Magmar
Geodude and Arcanine
Jiggypuff and Mr. Mime
Don't forget about Sandslash
Exeggcute and Rapidash
Lickitung and Porygon - Everybody Polkamon!
Everybody Polkamon!
Everybody Polkamon!
NEXT:
Next..a new one?:
When I was a little filly and
The sun was going down
The darkness and the shadows, they
Would always make me frown
I'd hide under my pillow
From what I thought I saw
But Granny Pie said that wasn't the way
To deal with fears at all
She said: Pinkie, you gotta stand up tall
(Jazz begins to play)
She's an evil enchantress
She does evil dances
And if you look deep in her eyes
She'll put you in trances
Then what will she do?
She'll mix up an evil brew
Then she'll gobble you up
In a big tasty stew
Sooo.... WATCH OUT!
(Pinkie suddenly appears out of nowhere with..a BANJO!)
(Everypony starts to clap)
You reach your right hoof in
You reach your right hoof out
You reach your right hoof in
And you shake it all about
You do the Pony Pokey meeting lots of folks with clout
That's what I'm talking about
You step your left hoof in
You pull it right back out
You step your left hoof in
But you better help him out
You do the Pony Pokey but you find a different crowd
That's what it's all about
You kick your back left in
You pull your back left out
You reach your back left in
Just be brave and have no doubt
You do the Pony Pokey feeling like you're gonna pout
That's what I'm singing about
You tilt your head in
You tilt your head out
You tilt your head in
Then you shake it all about
You do the Pony Pokey even though your date's a lout
You're better off without
You stomp your whole self in
You stomp your whole self out
You stomp your whole self in
And you stomp yourself about
You do the Pony Pokey and you give a little shout-
We may be divided
But of you all, I beg
To remember we're all hoofed
At the end of each leg
No matter what the issue
Come from wherever you please
All this fighting gets you nothing
But hoof-in-mouth disease
Arguing's not the way
Hey, come out and play!
It's a shiny, new day
So, what do you say?
You gotta share
You gotta care
It's the right thing to do
You gotta share
You gotta care
And there'll always be a way through
Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me
Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me
Hip hip
Hooray
It's the best place for me
For Pinkie
Pinkie Pie: With decorations like streamers and fairy-lights and pinwheels and piñatas and pin-cushions. With goodies like sugar cubes and sugar canes and sundaes and sun-beams and sarsaparilla. And I get to play my favorite-est of favorite fantabulous games like Pin the Tail on the Pony!
Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me
Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me
'Cause it's the most galarrific superly-terrific gala ever
In the whole galaxy
Pinkie Pie: Weee!
[Sweetie Belle]
Hush now! Quiet now!
'cause it's time to lay your sleepy head!
Said hush now! Quiet now!
'cause it's time to go to bed!
Driftin' (driftin') off to sleep!
The exciting day behind you!
Driftin' (driftin') off to sleep!
Let the joy of dream land find you!
Hush now! Quiet now!
Lay your sleepy head!
Said hush now! Quiet now!
This is time to go to bed!
OW!
Three months of winter coolness
And awesome holidays
We've kept our hoovsies warm at home
Time off from work to play
But the food we've stored is runnin' out
And we can't grow in this cold
And even though I love my boots
This fashion's getting old
The time has come to welcome spring
And all things warm and green
But it's also time to say goodbye
It's winter we must clean
How can I help? I'm new, you see
What does everypony do?
How do I fit in without magic?
I haven't got a clue!
[Choir]
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring–
–is here!
[Choir]
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!
I'll be the toast of the town, the girl on the go
I'm the type of pony everypony, everypony should know
I'll be the one to watch, the girl in the flow
I'm the type of pony everypony, everypony should know
Becoming as popular as popular can be
Making my mark, making my mark in high society
I'm the belle of the ball, the star of the show, yeah
I'm the type of pony everypony, everypony should know
Now, Rainbow, my dear, I cannot express my delight
It's abundantly clear
That somewhere out here
Is the pet that will suit you just right
I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a few rules
It's of utmost importance
The pet that I get
Is something that's awesome and cool
Awesome, cool, got it.
First you jiggle your tail! Oink oink oink!
Then you wriggle your snout! Oink oink oink!
Then you wiggle your rump! Oink oink oink!
Then shout it out! Oink oink oink!
[repeat entire verse two more times]
All you have to do is take a cup of flour
Add it to the mix
Now just take a little something sweet, not sour
A bit of salt, just a pinch
Baking these treats is such a cinch
Add a teaspoon of vanilla
Add a little more, and you count to four
And you never get your filla
Cupcakes, so sweet and tasty
Cupcakes, don't be too hasty
Cupcakes, cupcakes, cupcakes, CUPCAKES!
(Two things: one...guess ALL the songs, I'll give yeah 1 million theoretical dollars.
two - no Gala song? WHY? I don't like it that much. Besides, Rainbow NEEDS a song!)
Derpy: Intermission everypony. Concessions are open again. Go to the restroom now, if necessary. Please don't smoke in the theater. Thank you.
NEXT:
[sound effects from tools]
Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town
Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here
I thought that I would go right out of my mind
Until a friend told me the news
He said, "Hey, you know that vacant lot
Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it
And on that spot they're gonna build a shop
Where we can go buy bolts and screws"
Since then I've been walking on air (air)
I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care
I've been waiting since last June
For this day to finally arrive
I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive
'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside
Well, I hope they open soon
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight
Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out
I pressed my nose right up against the glass
You know, I had to be first in line
Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom
Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house
See those hacksaws? Very, very soon
One of them will be all mine
Guys with nametags walking down the aisles
Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles
Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles
All arranged alphabetically
And they're doing a promotional stunt
There's a great big purple sign out front
That says every 27th customer
Will get a ball peen hammer free
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
Would you look at all that stuff ...
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
NEXT:
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum muh
Oh whoa oh oh oh
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read-a my polka face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read-a my polka face
(She's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face (Mum mum mum muh)
P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face
Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh, youre a womanizer baby
You are
You are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
(Womanizer)
Boy don't try to front
I know just what you are
Boy don't try to front
I know just what you are
(You!)
You say I'm crazy
(You!)
I got your crazy
(You!)
You're nothing but a
(You!)
Womanizer
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down
Cuz day and night
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
He's all alone through the day and night
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night (at, at, at night)
It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now
Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now
And I don't know how I can do without
I just need you now
And I was like baby baby baby
Baby baby baby
Baby baby baby
I thought you'd always be mine
So, so what, I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't need you
And guess what, I'm havin' more fun
And now that we're done, I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a tool
So, so what, I am a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it, I liked it
And I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
Blame it on the goose, gotcha feeling loose
Blame it on the 'tron, catch me in the zone
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the vodka, blame it on the henny
Blame it on the blue tap, got you feeling dizzy
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my iPod stuck on replay,
Stuck on replay
Stuck on replay
Replay
Replay
Replay-ay-ay-ay
Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down?
Baby are you down?
I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart
I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart
I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart
I'm only gonna break your heart
Don't stop
Making pop
DJ blow my speakers up
tonight
I'mma fight
Till we see the sun light
Tick tock
On the clock
But the polka don't stop, no
Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo
Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo
P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face
P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face
Oh no you can't read my p-p-polka face p-p-p-polka face p-p-p-polka face
NEXT:
How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it
Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it
Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh
Your table manners are some cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it
You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it
I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Derpy: AND NOW, before we play our next song, we'd like to ask Twilight, Rainbow, Green, Applejack, Rarity, Spike and Fluttershy to come backstage.
We got up, all of us confused, and went backstage to see the ponies ready for the next song.
Weird Al: Good. Your here. We needed you all to help out for the finale.
All: OK!
Finale!:
[Pinkie Pie]
(Ooh! This is my jam!)
There is a place
Where the grass is what's for dinner
(Soup's on everypony!)
Charmed, fun, and wild (Yeehaw!)
There must be something in the water (What?)
Sipping rainbow juice
Talking Elements of Harmony (Yeah!)
Our Bronies (Hey there!) hang out too (*laughing*)
(Come on, Bronies!)
'Cause they know we're awesome fillies
(Come on, everypony!)
You could travel the world (You could travel the world)
But no one can groove like the girls with the hooves
Once you party with ponies (Party with the ponies)
You'll be seeing Rainbooms!
O-oh o-oh o-ooh!
(Chorus)
Equestria girls, we're kinda magical (Equestria!)
Boots on hooves, bikinis on top
Furry coats, so cute
We'll blow your mind
Aoaoah oh, aoaoaoh!
Equestria girls, we're pony-fabulous (Equestria!)
Fast, fine, fierce, we trot till we drop
Cutie marks represent (Cutie marks!)
Now put your hooves up (Put yo' hooves in the air)
Aoaoah oh, aoaoaoh!
[Male Backup/Spike]
Break it down, DJ P0N-3
These are the ponies I love the most
I wish you could all be Equestria girls
Zap Apple Harvest
I was at Sweet Apple Acres, wind in my mane, cool beating sun and wide range of trees. I was wearing a blue bunny suit...wait.
"I always wanted to wear a bunny outfit. I'm glad PETA isn't gonna come here and tell us Mario wore the Tanooki Suit, promoting wearing fur, when...you don't care, do you?" I asked the CMC. They shook their heads. "Either way, I love Zap Apple harvest season!"
"I'm glad yeah volunteered, Green." Applejack walked up to us and patted me on the back. "We could always use an extra hoof around here."
"Now lets stop talkin' and let's start hoppin'," Granny Smith said, hopping near the buckets while in a bunny suit.
"This is so embarrassing." Dashie walked over in a blue bunny suit.
"You look really adorable, Dashie," I said. She blushed.
"Aw...Thanks." She quickly pecked me on the cheek before we both started hopping.
"Just go around the buckets an' we'll have Zap Apples before yeah know it," Granny Smith said. We hopped for a while before taking a break.
"Good job, Green. Rainbow. Thanks for the help," Applejack said. We were tuckered out from all the hopping.
"No problem. We get to keep the outfits, right?" I asked. I face-palmed mentally. She nodded. "We got to go. Bye." I hopped away, Dashie following, holding a hoof to her head.
Babysitting
"Thanks for doing this on such short notice, Green," said Pinkie. "With the cakes on their 2nd Honeymoon and my date with AJ, I thought I'd have to cancel."
"No problem, Pinkie. I offered after all."
"I'll be home at 10." She waved goodbye one last time before leaving through the front door. It was just me with Pumpkin Cake and Pound Cake. I volunteered to babysit the twins at Sugarcube Corner.
"Hi guys." I looked at them like Pinkie after a sugar high. They looked at me with horror written on their little faces. "Sorry." I stopped and picked them up. Their faces turned back to normal as we went over to the TV. I put in 'Pokemon: Arceus and the Jewel of Life' magically. We sat down.
After it ended, we were all crying. I smelled the air, knowing they needed a diaper change and took them to the changing table. I did the proper technique and soon, they were clean.
"Playtime!" I carried them to their room to play. Pumpkin teethed on a tortuous toy while Pound crawled around, looking for toys. I went up to Pumpkin. "Look. You found Tank." Pumpkin thought it was Tank and spit it out. She cried silently, came up to me and held it out. "Look. He's back to normal." I magically held it in the air and Pumpkin giggled in delight. I flew the toy near Pumpkin and made it kiss her. Pumpkin just giggled more.
I turned around to see Pound holding a Spike doll.
It was SO cute. I let him ride on my shoulder, holding the doll. Pumpkin also joined in and held onto my shoulder. "Neigh." I pretended to be a stereotypical horse for them to ride. They enjoyed it.
*Grumble* Pumpkin blushed after her stomach begged for food. "Snack Time." We went downstairs to the kitchen. I put them in their highchairs and went to get some baby food. "Who's hungry?" They happily clapped their hooves on the highchair to show they were. I opened the tiny bottle that looks like this:
It did have a filly on the front, though. Anyway, it was a new product from the Apples (First Apples). I opened the bottle. The spoon scooped up the baby food. I held the spoon up to their mouths and they opened them. I pushed the spoon in gently and did the same when pulling them out. They both reached for me. I held them on my shoulders and patted their backs gently.
*BURP*
*BURP*
They were ready for bed by the look in their eyes. Baggy and dropping eyes, I carried them to bed. I sung them Fluttershy's lullaby and they went to sleep.
Pinkie returned later that night. She went upstairs to find me sleeping on the floor of the baby's room. I opened my eyes and looked at the babies.
"Green."
"Green."
I cried as Pinkie helped me up. We quietly exited the bedroom and went downstairs. "Thanks a lot for looking after them."
"Anytime." I walked to the exit and flew back to Dashie's place. I had fun today.