About 15 minutes went by after the previous events and it seemed like, with the help of Celestia, Luna had finally reinstalled order.

This, of course, was not an easy thing to achieve. However, it only required a few nice words, smiles and threats and the others in the room were more than happy to cooperate. Especially Chrysalis, she really didn't want to see just how hard Luna could smash her face in.

So, after the paramedics left the room, carrying an unconscious Discord out of the room, Celestia was free to re-open the meeting.

"I am sincerly sorry for my abrupt absence. It was not my intention, nor my wishing. I-"

At that point everyone in the room, including Luna, had muted Celestia's voice in their head. Sombra could be seen pulling the stolen crystal back out, opening his mouth and pulling it out from under his tongue.

Trixie was unlucky to witness this. Her eyes had wandered off to the wrong place at the wrong time.

"EWWWWWW!" She gave out in horror as Sombra held the crystal in his hooves, "What kind of freak are you!?" She asked him loudly.

Sombra chuckled out loud, raising a hoof as he was about to explain.

"Hey...wait a minute..." Cadance interrupted from the back of the room, standing next to the allmighty well-known water cooler. "Where did you get that...crystal?" She asked Sombra.

Sombra gulped and coughed awkwardly. "Yes, um. Well, you see..." He began, starting to sweat at the danger of being exposed. However, he knew exactly what he had to do to avoid exposure. He was a criminal mastermind after all, and he knew just what every good criminal would do in this situation.

"Nice weather we're having today."

"Anything is nice when you live in a frozen desert..." Commented Chrysalis with a mocking voice.

Before Sombra was able to reply to her, he heard right behind his chair as Cadance squashed her plastic cup within her right hoof. Sombra slowly turned around in fear, spotting a...very angry looking Cadance after he did so.

"It's not too late for an apology...right?" He asked as Cadance slowly came closer, her face glowing with rage as she stared at the crystal Sombra held in his hooves. "R-right?" He repeated in fear.

Cadance breathed out a puff of smoke in rage as she stared into Sombra's soul. The grey-coated unicorn shivered in fear as his and Cadance's snouts were about to collide.

"...Right?" He repeated one last time with a false, awkward smile.

This fight scene has been removed by Youtube due to excessive swearing and violence, sorry 'bout that :/

"I'll be back!" Sombra shouted into the room as he was taken away by two police officers. "You hear me? I'll be back! Someday!"

All ponies, dragons, changelings and butt-touchers present were understandably nervous about the current situation. Really, who can blame them?

I mean, Discord, the god of chaos, was taken to hospital, Sombra was taken into custody and they are forced to sit in the same room as Starlight, a bloody pedophile.

So again, who can blame any of them for feeling...nervous, to say the least.

"Excuse the question, but..." Chrysalis began, turning towards Celestia. "Does this meeting really still have a point?" She asked.

"...Did one of you just ask a good question for once?" Celestia asked back in surprise, seeing many in the audience raise an eyebrow. "Well, either way, I do think we can still achieve something with this." Celestia told Chrysalis half-hearted.

"We can surely achieve something." Chrysalis replied with a sarcastic voice. "Like killing off half of us and driving the other half insane."

"What are-"

"Oh please, Celestia." Chrysalis interrupted loudly. "You almost killed Discord, Luna almost murdered me, Sombra has just been arrested and all we have left in this 'meeting' of yours is me, a pedophile, a child with a wizard hat and one of the smallest dragons to ever set foot on this planet."

Celestia was silent as she took in what Chrysalis had said, knowing that, for the most part, she was right.

"So I ask you again, Princess" She said, emphasizing 'princess' in a mocking tone. "Is this really still worth my time or am I free to leave? I, unlike all the others in here, actually have other important matters to attend to."

Celestia looked around the room, looking at all the others and their expressions. And, while there were a lot of insulted frowns directed at Chrysalis, there were also a couple of agreeing nods.

...Eventhough Luna and Cadance were about 50% of those nods. But hey, that's not the first time Celestia rigged an election.

Don't tell Luna of that though...

Celestia sighed deeply, before looking back at Chrysalis with a defeated look. "Fine...you can go." She said with a quiet voice.

Chrysalis' eyes grew in surprise. "We...we can?" She asked in unbelief.

"You can. I guess the whole point of this meeting was...relatively pointless, really." Celestia replied, her voice becoming quiet as she went on.

Celestia closed her eyes, sobbing artificially. She looked back up and saw how everyone had already left the room, despite her apparent sadness.

"K. Have fun with that!" Shouted Starlight across the room as she walked out the door.

Celestia pouted as Starlight closed the door with a loud slam.

"But...but why though?" She asked quietly, a single tear rolling down her left cheek.

And so the first and thankfully last of these meetings has ended. A brilliant idea of Celestia that was actually more insane and retarded than brilliant, but will still be called brilliant in the history books. Because rulers are always brilliant and calling them otherwise equals high treason.

The villains and ahem 'heroes' of Equestria met one last time in the foyer and outside the castle.

The last funny, sad and dumb scenes of the evening played out as they met for the last time, surely to meet each other again very soon as part of yet another diabolic, evil plan. A plan that was about as foolproof as dousing yourself in gasoline and standing next to an angry German. When you are also a Jew. Please don't kill me.

And then the last few goodbye's were said and the last carriages left Canterlot Castle, officially ending the evening.

Wait...you survived? You actually read all this? You read the entire thing, from start to finish? Dear lord...I...I don't know whether I should congratulate you or if I should end your suffering right here and now. Though, on second thought, the first does sound like a better plan. So, yeah. Good job and congrats. You're probably an immortal god if you survived something like this, considering you didn't die of heart cancer.