Edward groans as he slowly gets up from his bed. Looking at the alarm clock he can see it's 9:30 Am, glancing over at the calendar he can see that it's still Saturday. Cracking his neck a little he goes to stand up before narrowly avoiding a purple furry thing on the floor. On closer inspection, he can see that Twilight adopting a sleeping bag from last night and is curled up beside his bed. Smiling a little to himself, Edward places a blanket over Twilight which she cuddles gently.

"Maybe we stayed up a little too late last night." Edward steps over Twilight and exits the room while stretching.

His trip is interrupted as he backs out of the bathroom slowly, blinking a few times towards the living room. Shrugging, he disregards it for now and continues his morning routine in the bathroom. Getting a shower and change of clothes for the day he comes out of the bathroom, placing his blazer on their rack by the door. Twilight sleepily walks through in some shorts and a rugged top, still holding the blanket and rubbing her eyes as she too blinks at the sofa.

"I'm not the only one seeing it, right?" Edward asks Twilight who slowly nods.

"I don't think we're both having the same dream..." Twilight yawns cutely.

Before them on the sofa in question is a mostly dressed Alexander with Starlight laying on top of him with a blanket over them both.

"What time did they get in..?" Edward asks quizzically.

"They were not here when we came home so... I have no idea. I'm guessing much later." Twilight states as she stretches lightly.

"I'm more curious about the number of clothes lying around..." Edward states with a deadpan expression.

"If I'm not mistaken, happens rarely ever, by the way, they are mostly if not all of Starlights worn clothes." Twilight states with a nod before blushing and slowly looking at the sofa. "Shit..."

"What?" Edward asks sighing deeply.

"I forgot she sleeps naked at home..." Twilight rubs her forehead, sighing deeply.

"Must you both be so loud..." Alexander grumbles as he shifts himself, still with his eyes closed.

"Did... Did you get wasted last night?" Edwards moves to the kitchen to start prepping breakfast.

"I'll give you a medal if I can shove it up your ass..." Alexander remarks groaning.

Edward gets out some microwave pancakes and begins heating them up.

"I'm more concerned with what you might have shoved in my student." Twilight states crossing her arms.

"The fuck are you even on about..?" Alexander asks opening his eyes slightly and looking at Twilight.

Alexander thinks for a moment before looking in front of him at the mare cuddling him. Blinking several more times after that he continues to process the situation for many moments.

"We didn't fuck..." Starlight mumbles as she gets comfortable.

"That's comforting..." Alexander states still unsure of the entire situation.

"Bastard..." Starlight mumbles again with a frown.

"Not inaccurate..." Alexander remarks yawning.

"How much did you two drink after leaving the bar?" Twilight asks sitting down on the bean bag.

"Umm... Let me try and remember... Two eight packs of cinder fruit punch from Jerry, I think." Alexander states as he stretches.

"Did you drink them all or what?" Edward asks making sure to keep the microwave as quiet as possible.

"I drank ten with ease, Starlight had the other six." Alexander states as he attempts to sit up, but is stopped by Starlight.

"No move... Too comfortable..." Starlight groans and snuggles into him.

"You're drunk Starlight, go home." Alexander states rolling his eyes.

"We can't go home." Twilight states with an amused deadpan.

"It's a figure of speech... Starlight, you're making me a little uncomfortable." Alexander groans.

"Wimp..." Starlight mumbles as she shuffles.

"That's not what I'd call it..." Alexander blushes slightly.

Finally having enough of the shenanigans, Twilight teleports the two away from each other. After a few seconds, Twilight uses a bucket of cold water on Starlight who screams before looking sharply at her teacher. Another loud noise is heard from the bathroom which they assume is Alexander.

"Fucking bitch the shower is fucking cold!" Alexander shouts angrily.

"Yup, that's Alexander." Edward states as he plates up the microwave pancakes.

"Twi... Why'd you have to go and do that..?" Starlight states as she uses magic to get dressed and dry the blanket.

"Because you were being clingy in public..." Twilight looks away, trying to be disappointed.

Starlight yawns and wraps herself back up in the blanket before smiling.

"Just because you aren't close to getting any." Starlight sticks her tongue out at Twilight whose eyes go wide and she blushes.

"You are embarrassing sometimes!" Twilight states with a huff.

Edward can be heard choking harshly in the kitchen at what was said before Alexander comes through in a change of clothes and a blanket around his shoulders.

"Choke you bitch..." Alexander groans before sitting down beside Starlight.

Edward comes through with the plates, a pot of sugar and the syrup which he places on the coffee table.

"If my head wasn't intent on killing me this morning, I'd happily kick your ass for using microwave pancakes..." Alexander grumbles before he starts eating.

"What can I say except, you're welcome." Edward states with a smile.

"Did you just fucking..? I can't..." Alexander shakes his head before rolling his eyes.

Everyone else gets their plates and begins to eat their respective pancakes before Starlight frowns a little.

"They aren't bad, but... Meh." Starlight drowns them in sugar and syrup to make up for what they lack.

"So... The agenda for today?" Twilight asks taking a bite of pancake.

"Sleep." Alexander states without hesitation.

"You do that all the time anyway..." Edward states annoyed.

"Do you have a hangover? No, hence, sleep." Alexander states groaning.

"Ditto." Starlight states to agree with Alexander.

Sighing, Edward finishes his pancakes and puts the plate in the kitchen sink.

"Well, Twilight and I were going to visit the library to see what we could find that might help us send them home." Edward states getting a nod from Twilight who also finishes her pancakes and disposes of the plate.

"I doubt we'll find much of anything, but it's worth another look. This place does have an extensive library after all." Twilight states as she exits to the bedroom to get dressed.

"Well, while you two have a lovely date at the library, I'll go back to sleep and try to ignore the world." Alexander states as he levitates his plate into the kitchen sink.

"I second that motion." Starlight states yawning as she levitates her own plate into the kitchen.

"Objection!" Twilight states as she exits the bedroom.

"Overruled!" Alexander states in response.

"Sustained!" Starlight states joining in.

The pair look at the mare in question who sinks back down to her seat.

"What? I felt left out." Starlight mumbles.

"Dismissed!" Edward states making the three looking at him.

"I can't with you right now..." Alexander states sighing.

"Either way... We'll see you both later then." Twilight states sighing deeply before leaving the room.

"Maybe you could take her to the spa." Edward comments before following Twilight.

Alexander lays down on the sofa groaning slightly as he sighs deeply.

"You don't have a hangover, do you?" Starlight asks sitting on the edge of the sofa seat.

"Nope. It takes a bit more than twelve cinder fruit punches to get me drunk." Alexander states closing his eyes.

"How the buck? Those things aren't exactly light. I should know... I do have a headache..." Starlight teleports herself out of her blanket and under Alexander's.

"I figured as I had to carry you home. I'm just not really willing to go out today..." Alexander states getting comfortable.

"Why is that?" Starlight asks closing her own eyes.

"Maybe I'll talk about it later, for now though, I'm sleeping for a bit." Alexander replies before slowly drifting off to sleep.

"Okay..." Starlight sighs deeply before doing the same.

Author's Notes:

That's another one luckily wrapped up and progressing things nicely, hoping to keep with some humour as things get interesting.