Twilight glanced at me with a cocked eyebrow and said nothing. Closing my eyes I took a breath and looked away silently due to me having nothing to say. What was there even to say? I don’t know why I hate unicorns. It’s just that every time I looked at one of them hornies I just...a fire would light and I would just, wanna wrap my hands around their multicolored necks and just strangle the life out of them!

“Do you hate me, Isaac?” Twilight asked me and I looked back up at her. “Be honest with me, do you truly hate me?” I bit my lip and sat back in the chair I had not so expertly crafted.

“I try not to...” I said quietly and glanced up at her slightly. “I know, Twilight, that you really want to help me, and that you’re not like the others.” I took a deep breath and compiled more of my thoughts. “But whatever it is, whatever my dreams keep telling me, the visions I process at night, the paths I had walked...I just can’t help but see all the bad around your kind.”

“But what bad stuff, Isaac?” Twilight leaned towards me, her face looking genuinely worried and or curious. “Please, I want to know the truth!”

I gritted my teeth and planted my hand firmly on the table. “I told you! I don’t. Fucking. Know!” I growled and the pony sat back, her wings ruffling nervously. I gulped and took a few deep breaths. “There are parts of me that I can only recall bits and pieces, and even then some of the pieces are fogged up and I am unable to make out any details. All I can recall is a dark, tall figure with a horn, I assume it’s a mare and well...she terrifies me.” I looked at Twilight.

“What else?” She asked me. “What else can you recall.”

I shook my head. “Not much.”

“Could you see where you are?” Twilight asked me. “Your surroundings per se?”

I too another breath and fell silent as I thought for a few moments. Finally, I turned my head to look at Twilight. “I was in a desert, everything was bright...almost blinding...”

Everything around me was blinding, even with the gloved hand held in front of my face I could see the skeleton silhouette before my eyes. The wind around me was rushing and this blaring heat was striking my body as I stumbled forward through the dust and gusting sand. I could hear shouting past the howling wind, my shouting; yet I couldn’t tell what I was saying. I could feel myself sweating in the weird costume I was wearing, my skin sticking to the thin, but strong fabric that I wore.

I pushed through the shrieking wind, walking towards the blinding light but was interrupted when my foot caught onto a rock and I fell forward with a yelp. My face smashed against an ill placed boulder sticking from the earth, shattering my glass mask into millions of pieces. For some reason...I began to panic, like completely freak the fuck out when I noticed the mask was broken. I can remember frantically digging through the sand and dust for the pieces of glass. Heart slamming against my chest as I began to speak incomprehensibly as I began to sob. Yet after a few moments...I stopped.

I slowly began to calm down and breathe, but once again, I began to panic once more when I heard this laughter. This creepy, fucked up distorted laughter behind me. Terrified beyond belief, I rose my head and looked back. Just then I swore I could see something, a horned pony like creature; but, everything was blurry, and the blinding light behind me didn’t help at all with spotting the details.

Yet I could clearly remember freaking out as I tried to run. Faintly, I could recall screaming something as I ran...a name, I think I was calling for someone, yet I don’t know who. I was all alone, and whatever was coming after me, I can only remember that it wasn’t good...

I opened my eyes and looked at Twilight to see that she had been writing all of that down. I blinked. “What are you doing?” I asked her after a few moments of silence.

“I’m taking notes,” She answered me quickly and finished jotting down the last of whatever she was writing before she teleported everything away.

I flinched when her notes suddenly vanished and I took a deep breath. “Preparing for my upcoming test?” I joked softly, though it wasn’t that great of one.

Twilight raised an eyebrow and I sighed. After a few moments Twilight smiled and simply nodded her head before suddenly frowning, which in turn made my nerves crawl. “Isaac, how long ago did this happen?” I blinked and bit my lower lip and shifted in my creaky, not so well crafted chair.

“What do you mean? My dream?” I cocked my head. “I have it nearly every night.” Twilight shook her head and teleported back her notes which made me yelp in surprise. “Warn me please!” And the unicorn rolled her eyes, bitch.

“What’s your earliest memory?” Twilight asked, the question being a curve ball as I suddenly found myself stuttering and trying to recall. Twilight cocked her head as she tried to decipher my unintelligible words as I tried to remember.

I blinked and got up suddenly and stepped past Twilight who turned in her seat just as I grabbed the stolen journal I owned. I flipped all the way back to the first page and read it over. “I had taken this journal over a year ago from someone I cannot recall,” I said to Twilight, “After I realized I couldn’t remember who I was or where I came from, yet I had the ability to speak and recall things that I don’t know what they are.”

Twilight made a face of confusion and said, “Wait what?”

I glanced at her. “I don’t know either, but I do. Contradictory, I know, but I don’t want to sit here and try and explain it to you.” I walked over to Twilight and placed the journal on my perfectly built table. “What I do know is that when I first came to be, I had no idea who I was, where I’m from, or even what I was.”

“But you told us you’re a Human.” The alicorn pointed at me with her hoof. “And that your name is Isaac Snow.” I nodded my head once more and pointed to an old antique I found during my early days of setting up shop. It was an orange and white suit made of unknown materials. “I was wearing that when my mind came to be, and on the left breast pocket you can see a nameplate.” Twilight squinted and sure enough Isaac Snow was written on it. “Not only that this journal I had taken and traveled with has bits a bobs of information I don’t fully understand written in even earlier pages.”

Twilight’s eyes widened and she glanced at it. “Wait, so that’s not a pony’s journal you took?”

I simply shrugged. “Found it amongst a metal frame I found on one of my scouting missions.” This seemed to make the alicorn even more curious.

“Scouting missions?” She asked me and I shrugged. “Scouting where.”

I gestured outwards with my arms. “Here in the Everfree.”

Author's Notes:

I know I said I wouldn't go too much into story with this one. But....I'm a liar and a cheater, but don't worry. Story won't hinder the comedy, at least I'll try not to make it that way.