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Oh to be Old Again

by Minalkra
What happens when a middle age brony wakes up in the body of a foal? And when no one believes him?
147 Dislikes, 44,167 Views
(5 stars with 1 vote)

Have you ever woken up somewhere you don't recognize? I have, once before. This time was not all that different. Headache? Check. Dry mouth? Check. Upset stomach? Check. Hooves? Uhm, that one is new.

Hi, I'm Bruce and I'm 32. Currently, I'm in a light blue Earth Pony foal's body no one has ever seen before. The rest of Equestria thinks I'm 9 and something really traumatic happened to me. It doesn't help I swear like a sailor and I could really go for a smoke right about now. I just hope that the Everfree Forest, rampaging monstrosities, evil dark abominations against God and the Cutie Mark Crusaders don't kill me before I have just one last drag.

Oh, and ponies are hella creepy when you really think about it. Geez.

A little comedy side project. EDIT: HAHA Main project. More characters to be added if I get that far. Categories might be refined as I write. Entire thing is unplanned except vaguely. Don't Expect excessive cursing to be written out, just hinted at. Oh, and as the character is a 30-ish year old in the body of a 9 year old, sexual jokes might exists but sex itself will not occur.

Special thanks to user Momomojito for the awesome-tastic picture! First fanart, I'm so HAPPY. I've gotten more since then! I should collect it all here. Collected!

Young Adult
Incomplete
Comedy
Slice of Life

132,600 words: Estimated 8 Hours, 51 Minutes to read: [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]

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43 Chapters:

  1. 1 - Anyone Get the Number of that Bus? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 5th, 2013
    1,858
  2. 2 - A Funny Way of Coming to Grips with the Horror of Existence [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 5th, 2013
    1,317
  3. 3 - What do You do with a Drugged Up Colt? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 5th, 2013
    1,435
  4. 4 - I Hope They Have Indoor Plumbing [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 5th, 2013
    1,094
  5. 5 - Tempting Fate is Always a Winning Plan [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 5th, 2013
    1,664
  6. 6 - Bye, Bye Missus Pinkie Pie [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 5th, 2013
    1,643
  7. Interlude 1: Intake Report/Initial Assessment [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 23rd, 2012
    972
  8. 7 - Pony SOAP Opera [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 5th, 2013
    1,677
  9. 8 - Family Matters [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 5th, 2013
    1,908
  10. 9 - Wherein Bruce Becomes a Complete Dick [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 5th, 2013
    1,517
  11. 9.5 - Another View: Cup Cake, Sugar and Spice [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 5th, 2013
    1,466
  12. 10 - Emotional Log Ride [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 5th, 2013
    1,893
  13. 11 - I Fought the Law and You Know the Rest [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 5th, 2013
    2,113
  14. 12 - Bacon Flavored Bacon [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 5th, 2013
    2,298
  15. 13 - Urine for a Surprise! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 5th, 2013
    1,785
  16. 14 - PARTY HARDLY [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 10th, 2013
    1,749
  17. 15 - Interview with a Child Psychiatrist [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 8th, 2013
    2,940
  18. Interlude 2: Comprehensive Behavioral Assessment [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 22nd, 2012
    1,783
  19. 16 - You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Party [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 10th, 2013
    3,601
  20. 17 - Of Mares and Men [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 10th, 2013
    1,557
  21. 18 - Impending Frilly Socks [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 10th, 2013
    1,955
  22. Interlude: Frillius Sockus Interuptus [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 5th, 2013
    2,560
  23. 19 - Frilly Socks Part 1 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 10th, 2013
    1,417
  24. 20 - Frilly Socks Part 2: Revenge of the Soap [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 5th, 2013
    7,430
  25. 21 - Frilly Socks Part 3: Son of Frill [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 10th, 2013
    6,414
  26. 22 - Frilly Socks Part OMGPLZSTOP: The Return of the Revenge of the Bad Joke [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 10th, 2013
    1,970
  27. 23 - Lovesong [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 2nd, 2013
    4,767
  28. 24 - In Sickness and in Health [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 10th, 2013
    4,574
  29. Cut Content: 'Spring'time for Brucey and Equestria! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 28th, 2012
    3,668
  30. 25 - Down with a Sickness [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 10th, 2013
    8,876
  31. 26 - Bruce has diphtheria. Press SPACE BAR to continue. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 10th, 2013
    3,127
  32. 27 - Feeling Stupid and Contagious [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 14th, 2013
    3,873
  33. 28 - Eyes Wide Shut [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 17th, 2013
    1,887
  34. Interlude 4: Parabola Parable [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 9th, 2013
    2,686
  35. OH MAN FAKE CHAPTER SPOILERS FOR THE REAL ONE [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 12th, 2013
    469
  36. 29 - From the Mouths of Foals [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 18th, 2013
    5,311
  37. Interlude 5: YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 25th, 2013
    4,248
  38. 30 - A Meeting of ... Minds? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 9th, 2014
    16,145
  39. 31 - Delayed Reaction [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 23rd, 2014
    2,401
  40. 32 - Soap and the Flavors Of [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 7th, 2014
    3,980
  41. 33 - Big Boy Toys [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 26th, 2014
    4,480
  42. 34 - ... oops? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 1st, 2015
    883
  43. 34 - Let's Do Lunch [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 9th, 2015
    3,209
Published Jul 2nd, 2012
Last Update Sep 9th, 2015

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