Flash went off to the dance floor and then suddenly out of nowhere Discord popped right in front of him scaring Flash a few hoof steps backwards.

“Holy Celestia!” he said, “You scared me Discord; you shouldn’t do that.”

“Well I’m sorry I scared you, but I’m the lord of chaos, what did you expect from me, a musical number to start off the 22-minute show with 8 minutes of commercials? I don’t think so, I have better things to do than to sing a musical number at the start of every episode, but enough about that, let’s talk about you instead, you see I just couldn’t help but to overhear your lovely talk that you and Twilight Sparkle had, and I’m sorry that you two can’t be together.”

“How do you know I want us to be together, assuming that I do even like her?”

“I know these things, and you can’t fool me, no matter what you try.”

“Well it doesn’t matter if I do like her or not, she’s a princess and I’m just a lowly castle guard, there is no possible way for us to ever be together.”

“Well that’s just sad, a dream and a wish of love that can never be granted.”

“One might say so, I suppose that most would, but I just have to live with it.”

“Well anyhow I just wanted you to know that despite an entire fan base hating you, the author doesn’t mind you, but he does love using me, a lot. But anyhow I hope that you enjoy the party, I know that I certainly am.”

With that said Discord took a glass of punch, drank the glass, then vanished off and away leaving the floating punch in the shape of the glass cup.

I will never understand him, Flash thought to himself, and then he went on to see the Princess Celestia, he had some words he needed to say to her now.

Author's Notes:

Have I mentioned that I love using Discord before?

Next Chapter; Flash talks to (the) Princess Celestia

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