In the ordinary city of Pensacola, Florida, there lived the famous Nintendo mascot Mario, alongside his nemesis Bowser, his spoiled rotten son Junior, their personal chef named Chef Pee Pee, and Mario's family including Black Yoshi, Shrek, and Woody.

They all lived under the roof of a luxurious, two-story house they were lucky to live in after a calamity involving Junior cloning himself with a cardboard box, creating seven clones of himself due to never having anyone to play with. Bowser at first did not want them in the house, but Junior struck a deal that if his new brothers and sister cleaned the apartment while Bowser and Chef Pee Pee were at the movies, maybe they could stay.

But what do you know, it instead escalated to destruction and an enormous disaster with the glass table being shattered, plates broken, and the couch being chainsawed in half became the result. Consequently, the Koopalings were shipped to North Korea; but worst of all, the landlord of the complex Mr. Goodman, furiously evicted everyone from the apartment because of the booming noises caused from the pandemonium.

But aside from that, the very worst happened to Mario on the very day of January 24th of 2016, when Mario was interrupted from a knock on the door while having an awesome fantasy of him saving Rosalina from Bowser with his sexy, gorgeous hair. As Mario answered the door, he was immediately met face-to-face with an awkward sight:

And that ladies and gentleman, was the moment when Mario's life officially went to hell.

Present Day

Mario was busy minding his own business watching television on the couch when suddenly, the last person he wanted to see came rushing into the living room, pushing his 'daddy' off the couch and stealing the remote.

"Daddy, daddy! Ma Wittle Pony's on! Gimme da remote!" Jeffy exclaimed, as he frantically channel-surfed to find Discovery Family.

"What the hell, Jeffy?!? I was just relaxing and watching TV and you just come in here and ruin my good mood!" Mario bellowed out, knowing that he would never get peace with this imbecile in his life.

"But daddy, Ma Wittle Pony's on and I want to watch it! I love Fluttershy the most, she's favorite pony!" Jeffy insisted.

"Why in hell would you want to kill my good mood over a show for little girls?!?" Mario shouted, dumbfounded that Jeffy would bother to watch a show like My Little Pony.

"I don't know."

Mario was about to snap back, but then realized that knowing that it's Jeffy, he then decided to leave him be.

"Alright Jeffy, just go ahead and watch your stupid pony show and I'm going to take a nap." Mario said as he went upstairs to his room.

Jeffy then began to watch the show as the intro song began. He gasped as he saw the various ponies on screen, with numerous colors displayed and the cute ponies smiling.

"I LOVE DA PONIES! HEY FLUTTERSHY AND PINKIE PIE! MY NAME IS JEFFY, WHAT DOING?!?" Jeffy screamed out.

"Shut up Jeffy, I'm trying to sleep up here!" Mario irritably shouted from upstairs.

"But daddy, it's Fluttershy!"

"I don't care about you nor your stupid ponies Jeffy, just keep it down or no more ponies, got it?!?"

"Aw. Okay daddy." Jeffy sadly muttered as he continued to watch the varicolored equines.

Suddenly, Bowser Junior came downstairs to find out what all that yelling was for.

"Hey, I heard yelling down here and I came to see-" Junior paused as he saw Jeffy watching My Little Pony, which was also one of Junior's favorite shows as well.

"OH MY GOD! YOU'RE WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY, JEFFY???" Junior screeched out.

"Yeah! I love da ponies, my favorite one is Fluttershy." Jeffy said, as Junior sat on the couch next to him.

"Oh cool! I love Rainbow Dash, she's my favorite pony ever! She knows how to be cool! Not boring and stupid like Rarity or Twilight."

"I'd like to go to Equestria, and meet all da ponies. I wish someone would pick Jeffy to go to Equestria..." Jeffy said, thinking of how his life in Equestria would be.

Yeah that would be pretty cool, but let's watch!" Junior said, as the pair dived into the hour long marathon...

10:00 p.m.

"OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE BEST MY LITTLE PONY MARATHON EVAR!!!" Junior proclaimed in joy as him and his dim-witted friend began chanting (and quite poorly) the My Little Pony theme song, occasionally forgetting the lyrics and creating their own as they hopped around the living room, incredibly hyper.

Unfortunately, this did not go unheard by a furious Chef Pee Pee as he stormed into the living room, enraged at the two for making such a disorderly ruckus that was responsible for interrupting his sleep.

"What the hell is with all that damn noise Junior?!?!  It's ten o'clock, it's WAY past both of your bedtimes!" Chef Pee Pee barked.

"Aw... But me and Jeffy want to watch more My Little Pony!" Junior cried and pouted.

"Do you really think I really care about some gay pony show that crybabies like you two enjoy?"

"But we want to watch My Little Pony Chef Pee Pee!" Junior insisted.

"Junior listen to me: I. Don't. Give. A Flying Damn! You two know that both of your dads want you in bed by eight o'clock! So shut the hell up, and just go to sleep!"

"No we want to watch more Chef Pee Pee! WE WANT TO WATCH MORE!!!" Junior cried as him and Jeffy both began to throw a major tantrum by grabbing vases and pillows and throwing them everywhere in the living room. So it's probably important to mention that one of the vases Jeffy threw struck the TV, leaving a severe crack in the center of the screen. Chef Pee Pee's jaw dropped at witnessing the horrific scene as one of Junior's pillows had enough force to knock the TV off its stand, with it landing violently on the floor complete with a ear-piercing thump that was heard throughout the entire house.

Meanwhile upstairs...

"Oh man, I cannot wait for the last episode of the ultimate Charleyyy and Friends marathon! Oh, it's coming on right now!" Bowser blurted out and let out a girly squeal as his favorite show began:

After the intro, the episode began in a grocery store, where Charleyyy was shown picking up an apple and examining to see if was fresh enough. At this point, he then took notice of the audience on his right.

"Oh! Hi guys, I'm Charleyyy!" Charleyyy said and shrugged in a bashful manner as his adoring public cheered at the introduction of their idol.

"And today I'm shopping for food! Gotta start eating healthy! Charleyyy exclaimed as he continued looking for fruits and veggies to choose from. He then grabbed a banana, looking to see if it was fresh, but noticed a tiny bruise on it much to his surprise.

"What? What kind of store would sell food that's not fresh? WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT?!?! Charleyyy cried out as he started tossing many fruits around the produce aisle like an unstable freak.

"THIS STORE RAN BY LIARS! THEY JUST SELL OLD FOOD FOR THE SAKE OF CASH! WHEN WILL THEY FINALLY LEARN AND END THIS MADNESS!!! Charleyyy announced and fell to his knees as store workers hauled him outside, with his audience going into laughter.

"Ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho! Oh Charleyyy, it seems I just cannot get enough out of you now, can I? Well, I think-" Bowser was about to finish speaking, but was cutoff by the commotion occuring from downstairs.

"Wh- what was that? Aw damn it! Something ALWAYS has to interrupt me when I'm watching Charleyyy! Ohh... It better not be Chef Pee Pee making that noise! CHEF PEE PEE!" Bowser roared with rage as he headed downstairs.

Downstairs...

Chef Pee Pee was speechless at what was once a clean living room, now reduced to what looked like a place where a tornado made as a temporary home to kick back in.

"ARE YOU TWO ABSOLUTELY FREAKIN' RETARDED?!?!?! The living room is a complete mess now! The couches are ruined, and the TV is destroyed!!! Your dads are going to be piss-" Chef Pee Pee's anger then switched to fear as he heard the voice of the one person he refused to see right now.

"CHEF PEE PEE! I heard noise down here! What did you-" Bowser's outburst quickly ended as he gasped tremendously at the destruction before him. But he was not the only one when Mario irritably came out of his room.

"Seriously, what is with that damn noise?! I'm just trying to sleep and I can't when there's- OH MY GOD!!!" Mario's peeved attitude was overtaken by extreme shock as his eyes widened and his jaw dropped at the sight of the living room as of now.

"Before any of you two pin the blame at me, these two brats here threw a pathetic tantrum over My Little Pony when I told them to go to bed! And then they tore up the living room and destroyed the TV, look!" Chef Pee Pee pointed as Mario and Bowser's shock were washed out with unbridled fury.

"JUNIOR! What did I tell you about watching girl shows?!? I thought you gave that up! You know what, get over here!!!" Bowser growled as he grabbed Junior's arm and pulled him upstairs.

"NO!!! Dad I'm sorry! I'll never watch another girl show again!" Junior begged as his furious father led him to his room.

"SHUT THE HELL UP!!! You're not sorry! Now prepare a beating with the belt! Tomorrow, I'm going to teach you to be a true man like me! And hell, I might consider sending you back to Military School! Bowser declared as the duo reached his room and fiercely threw his son on the bed.

"NO! NOT MILITARY SCHOOL! DAD PLE-" Junior's cries were hindered by the door slamming shut and the cringing sounds of sobbing, begging, and a belt whipping could be heard from outside the room.

Now that Bowser dealt with his son, it was Mario's turn.

"THAT'S IT JEFFY!!! GET UPSTAIRS TO YOUR ROOM!" Mario exploded as he dragged his 'son' to his crib and threw him in.

"THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE JEFFY! YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR A WHOLE MONTH! NO CAT PIANO! NO CELLPHONE! AND ABSOLUTELY NO MY LITTLE PONY!!! Mario blared out as he reprimanded Jeffy. Meanwhile, Jeffy cowered from his 'daddy's' extreme scolding, but said the most retarded thing even for his lack of intelligence:

"Um... Daddy, am I bad boy?"

That one question did it. As that ridiculous question was asked, Mario's anger boiled like the brutal temperature of the Mojave Desert during summer and unleashed it all against Jeffy.

"YES! YES! NOT ONE SPECK OF DOUBT IN MY MIND, YES! IN FACT JEFFY, YOU FAR OUT FROM EVEN BEING A BAD BOY!  YOU'RE NOT EVEN DUMB, STUPID, OR EVEN DIM-WITTED! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A SENSELESS, ASININE, BRAIN-DEAD RETARD WHO HAS DONE NOTHING SIGNIFICANT  SINCE THE DAY WE MET EXCEPT MAKING MY LIFE A PERSONAL HELL EVERYDAY! I JUST WISH YOU WOULD DISAPPEAR NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENED!!!" Mario concluded his extreme rant as Jeffy began to blubber intensely against the savage words of honesty.

"I'm a retard! Jeffy's a retard!" Jeffy bawled out as he repeatedly smashed his helmet-protected head against the walls of his crib.

"SHUT UP! NOW GO TO SLEEP!" Mario yelled and slammed Jeffy's door shut on the way out as Chef Pee Pee looked at Mario concerned.

"Um look Mario, I know what Jeffy did was horrible, but don't you think you were way too harsh with him?" Chef Pee Pee questioned.

"Trust me, I never wanted Jeffy to begin with. He has done nothing significant for me ever since the day I met him. Now if you will excuse me, I would love to get well-deserved rest without a brainless moron to ruin it for me!" Mario asserted while seething with anger as he marched into his room and slammed the door.

"O- okay then." Chef Pee Pee said as he went to bed, still unsure about Mario.

Jeffy's Room...

Jeffy's sobbing reduced to quiet whimpering as he was appalled to that from his 'daddy'! Sure, he has called him a bad boy in the past, and punished him, but now it seemed as if he did not love him at all!

"Da- daddy don't love me anymore... I wish I could get away from daddy and meet da ponies instead." Jeffy softly muttered as he cried himself to sleep, hoping maybe Mario did not mean any of it.

Unbeknown to Jeffy, a portal quietly appeared on the ceiling of Jeffy's room and lightly engulfed him, whisking him away to someplace far and unknown...

Near the Everfree Forest Outskirts...

Jeffy woke up as the luminious morning rays of the dazzling sun shined upon his face, causing him to shield his eyes against the glaring light.

"It's too bright, what doing? Jeffy wondered, he looked around and observed his surroundings, seeing that he was an gloomy forest with various trees and bushes scattered everywhere his gaze landed. Anyone else would begin to feel nervous in a place like the Everfree, with it's unsettling atmosphere, but not for Jeffy as he made he most appropriate sound at the moment:

"Uh uh uh uh uh uh!" Jeffy continued making his favorite obnoxious sound as he wandered his way to reach the light.

A few minutes later, he managed to reach the exit of the unusual forest. Jeffy heard the sounds of bushes rattling and chittering, but he paid no attention to them as he meandered his way out into the open.

"Wow..." Jeffy said in astonishment as he was outside, now encountering an woodland, earth cottage connected by a small bridge passing over a miniature pond. Around the cottage, many bird houses were dispersed on nearby trees, or even on the cottage's roof; there were also burrows on the lawn of the home, possibly for creatures to seek shelter within.

"Maybe there's someone who will help me." Jeffy pondered as he crossed the bridge and made his way up the short trail to the front door and knocked on it, waiting for the owner of the home to answer and spanked his diaper in the meantime.

Inside the cottage...

"Ah. isn't such a wonderful morning, my friendly, loving nature friends?" Fluttershy said, as birds chirped and rabbits nodded in agreement, except for one rabbit who tapped his right foot impatiently, waiting to be served his breakfast.

"Oh! I'm terribly sorry Angel, but Momma is just delighted that today is starting off quite refreshing this morning don't you think?" Fluttershy asked.

Rather than nodding his head in agreement, Angel rose one of his eyebrows and then continued tapping his foot again, waiting for his needs to be fulfilled, not caring about how the day was beginning to turn out.

"Oh right, you're hungry." Fluttershy squeaked and blushed in embarrassment. "So what would you like to have this morning?" Fluttershy asked, as Angel only requested a simple salad with sliced carrots.

"Okay then Angel, I will go and make-" Fluttershy was about finish her sentence, but was cut off from a knock on her door.

"Hm? Now I wonder who that could be this early in the morning? Maybe it's Rainbow Dash or Twilight about the picnic we're having today." Fluttershy wondered, but decided that the only way to find out is to answer the door. She trotted up to the door with content, and opened it.

"Oh. Good morning Twilig-" Fluttershy paused, as the pony who answered the the door was not Twilight, Rainbow, nor even any of her friends. In fact, it was not even a pony at all, it was a strange bipedal creature who wore a blue bicycle helmet over it's head, wore a yellow shirt that had the word 'Jeffy' inscribed on it, wore navy blue denim shorts but with a diaper worn over them (much to Fluttershy's confusion), wore black shoes, had something lodged up his right nostril, and was currently slapping his diaper with its jaw slacked. Fluttershy was speechless at seeing the creature as it suddenly stopped and met her gaze.

"Hi, my name is Jeffy, see it even says on my shirt: Jeffy." Jeffy explained.

"Oh um, hello Jeffy, my name is um, Fluttershy..." The flustered pony said.

Jeffy then slowly gasped, and unexpectedly let out a scream of excitement as he then without warning, lunged at the pegasus and locked her in a tight bearhug. The other animals looked at each other in confusion while murmuring about the awkward scene unfolding before them.

"It's you Fluttershy! What doing?" Jeffy asked as he continued to eagerly squeeze his 'favorite pony'.

"Eep! Um, you're really squishing, Jeffy can you please, um.. never mind." Fluttershy gave up trying to escape, and knew that today was no longer going to be normal as she expected.

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