(sung to "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")

Sung by me, a capella, in a single take with no audio editing. Don't expect quality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5vY1S7ofNA

Thorax the Red-Nosed Bughorse (Bughorse)
Had a very shiny butt (like a mirror)
And if you ever saw him (saw him)
You would even say "Wait, what?" (no, seriously)

All of his brother changelings (changelings)
Used to laugh and call him names (like hsssssssssss)
They wouldn't let poor Thorax (Thorax)
Play in other bughorse games (like murder-rape)

Then, at the end of season six
Chrysalis came to say (MUA HA HA!)
"Traitor, why do you look like that?"
"Lime-sherbet colored Liberace's pet?"

Then all the other changelings (changelings)
Turned to gaudy colors, too (turquoise-orange?!!?!)
Marketing gift from Hasbro: (Hasbro)
"Happy Hearth's Warming, buck you!" (oh, deer)