The Diary of John, the Least Interesting Stallion in Equestria.
Oh, wow. Another OC story. How original.
This is the diary of John, a very bland stallion whose exciting days consist of laundry detergent, tea bags, and toothpaste. From finding lucky coins, to deciding between toilet paper and bath soap, it's almost impossible to tell what will this reckless, out-of-control soul do next.
I will update it whenever I feel like updating it, meaning that it may have as little as one or two chapters or as many as fifty. This diary in no way reflects the events of my life. It's meant to be a stark contrast between all the so-called "interesting" OC stories on here.
Oh, and one more thing. It's come to my mind before, but I just didn't find the time to say it until now:
It would be greatly appreciated if you guys didn't use swear words in the comments section. I'm not going to be a stiff neck about it, but I really would like to ask that you don't (John is most distressed with it). I'm not going to delete your comments or anything, but I would ask that you respect me and not swear in the comments section.
And by swear, I mean things like p**s, pr**k, a*s, d**n, s**t, h**l, f***, and DEFINATELY not Jesus Christ (as an exclamation). I am a Christian, and I find that last one incredibly offensive.
So please, I'm not going to be a swear-word Nazi and take over the comments section, and I'm not going to start going on an anti-swear rampage. I'm just asking for you guys to show a little respect now that you know that such things offend me (and John).
If you've used these before, don't worry! You didn't know until now that it offended me. All is forgiven and we're cool now, okay? Okay. Have a cookie. *gives you a cookie*
Thank you, and have a nice and bland day. :-)
Sincerely,
SteeveLee
P.S. However, if you abuse my leniance and troll me with a comment that literally says a whole bunch of swear words just to annoy me, then I WILL remove your comment. Let's just get along, okay? Okay. Now, without holding you up any further, here is the most exciting tale you will ever read!!! [/b]
UPDATE: Story completed. This was fun guys! Really. Thanks for all your comments and stuff! :) God bless.
Image made using General Zoi's pony generator on DeviantART.
29 Chapters:
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In Which I Have An Exciting Day. [Cache]
Aug 13th, 2013
1,091
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Of Mondays and Birthday Parties. [Cache]
Sep 11th, 2012
378
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In Which I Feel Frightened for My Life. [Cache]
Aug 1st, 2012
1,183
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Of Rainy Days and Distractions Therein. [Cache]
Sep 11th, 2012
903
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In Which I Feel that I Have Become Reckless and Absurd. [Cache]
Aug 1st, 2012
942
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In Which I Feel Scared and Play Golf While Terrified. [Cache]
Sep 18th, 2012
688
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Of Cutie Marks and Spilled Tea. [Cache]
Aug 8th, 2012
767
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In Which I Lose My Keys. [Cache]
Sep 8th, 2012
742
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In Which Things Start Getting Better. [Cache]
Sep 8th, 2012
701
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Of Oddities and Alicorns. [Cache]
Sep 8th, 2012
716
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In Which I Discover Facts and Help a Friend. [Cache]
Sep 27th, 2012
1,045
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In Which My House is Repaired and I Recieve an Uninvited Guest. [Cache]
Sep 10th, 2012
756
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Of Ninja Changelings and a Return to Normality. [Cache]
Sep 11th, 2012
547
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In Which Things Are Normal for Once. [Cache]
Sep 12th, 2012
497
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Of Helping Friends and Using Spare Rooms. [Cache]
Sep 13th, 2012
557
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Of Jewel Bags and Unwanted Wallpaper. [Cache]
Sep 15th, 2012
952
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In Which I Return from Work to Find an Awkward Entry. [Cache]
Feb 22nd, 2013
733
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Of Nothing Much. [Cache]
Sep 17th, 2012
79
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Of Pancakes and Assistants. [Cache]
Sep 18th, 2012
414
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Of Oatmeal and Burnt Toast. [Cache]
Sep 19th, 2012
369
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In Which Miss Twilight Sparkle Returns and Things Change Back to Normal Again. [Cache]
Sep 22nd, 2012
472
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Of Tea and Crackers. [Cache]
Sep 22nd, 2012
736
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In Which I Purchase Shampoo. [Cache]
Sep 22nd, 2012
420
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Of Tissues and Sneezing. [Cache]
Sep 24th, 2012
241
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In Which a Fly is in my House [Cache]
Sep 24th, 2012
351
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Of Packages and Feeling Better. [Cache]
Sep 25th, 2012
446
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Of Oatmeal and Another Normal Day. [Cache]
Sep 27th, 2012
278
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In Which I Go About my Normal Business. [Cache]
Sep 27th, 2012
404
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The End. [Cache]
Oct 13th, 2012
651