A Wedding To Remember!
Chapter 26- Wedding Disasters!

Rainbow Dash's P.O.V

I ran down the stairs and saw Cirrus laid out on the couch and was crying with a bowl of ice cream.

“Are you okay?” I called out.

“WAHHH WAH WAH WAH WAH!!!!” She wailed. I comforted her and hugged her. “What's wrong?”

“THIS BABY!!!! DAMN!!!!”

“Um, what about it?”

“UGH!!! IT'S KILLING ME!!!! AND I'M HUNGRY AS HELL!!!!!” She growled. I stepped back and gave her some space. I was confused and Soarin came down and patted my back.

“What's going on?” He asked.

“CAN ONE OF YOU BUY ME SOME CHICKEN?!?!?!?” She yelled. “PLEASE?!”

“Um, I dunno if that's-” I started and she cutted me off.

“I WANT IT NOW!!!!!! NOW!!!!” She screamed. We jumped back and I screamed. Soarin put on his shoes and a jacket and kissed my lips.

“I'll be back baby. I'm going to get your sister come chicken. And some for us. I'll be back.”

“You sure Soarin?”

“Mhm.”

He walked out the door. I gave Cirrus a look.

“Whatcha lookin at me for?! Don't you see I'm pregnant?!?” She yelled. I have to admit, her mood swings and cravings are killing me. I rolled my eyes and looked around the house for some baby therapy or something.

“What are you looking for?!”

“Something to calm yo ass!!!!” I shouted. I had it up to here. She's so annoying!!!! Like aaahh!!!

“EXCUSE ME?!?!?” She screamed.

“YOU'RE EXCUSED!!!!” I screamed back.

She started to scream about how no one likes her and how this baby was a problem. I stared at her and looked down.

“Look Cirrus. I'm so-” I replied as I was about to pat her shoulder and then she slapped my hand.

“DON'T. TOUCH. ME!!!!” She yelled. I couldn't control my anger. I took a deep breath and found a baby therapy book.

“Ah! Great. Hmmm, contractions? No! Um, breastfeeding? No! Ugh, no, no, no, no….YES!!! Mood swings!!! Okay, it says for treatment for anger, you must calm down.” I said while flicking through the book.

“I AM CALM!!!!!!” She shouted.

“Well, when you’re yelling, you're mad.”

“No!!!!! Sometimes, you yell when you're excited.”

“.......”

“Oh? You're quiet!!! Huh? I shut you up right?!? I did right?!” She yelled and got more angry. I slammed the book on the ground and stepped to her face.

“LOOK!!!! I DIDN'T HAVE TO BE HERE AND HELP YOU WITH THIS STUPID BABY AND THIS STUPID WEDDING!!!!!!!” I shrieked so loud that Soarin came in the house and heard everything.

“Hey Dashie!! Woah woah chill!” He replied as he pulled me back and placed the food on the table and tried to calm me down.

“NO!!! I'M NOT GOING TO CALM DOWN!!!!!!!! WHY CAN'T EVERYTHING WORK OUT?!?! BUT THINGS ARE GETTING FAR WORSE!!!” I screamed as I went to my room and locked the door.

Soarin's P.O.V

“Um, what happened? I'm so confused. Cirrus, what happened?”

“I made her angry and stressed. I dunno how. It's just this baby. Maybe, if I leave things will get better.” She sobbed. I patted her back and hugged her tightly.

“Hey, it's okay. She's going through a lot. Besides, I am a match for your dad and I'm-”

“WAIT WHAT?!? YOU!!! YOU!!!! OMG WHAT?!?!” Cirrus shouted. I blushed slightly and giggled.

“Y-Yeah. Hahaha, I did. Well, besides that, I want you and Dash to make up. And if not, I'll give her some therapy.” I smirked. Cirrus gave me a unsafe look.

“I hope it's not what I think it is..”

“Wait what?!!? Cirrus no!! Her therapy is tickles. That always helps!!!” I blushed deeply.

“Oooooohh, okay. Well, Im'ma take a nap okay? Go and do your therapy.”

I walked to her room and knocked on her door.

“Oh Dashie?!?!” I sang sweetly. She opened the door slowly and only her adorable, sweet, big, magenta eyes were there. Besides her bang.

“What do you want from me?” She asked in a angry tone.

“Dat ass.” I smirked. Her eyes widened and she laughed so hard.
“Hehe, you sure you want it?” She giggled as she opened the door more only to reveal her in a shirt.

Just a shirt with an underwear on. I took off my jacket and closed the door and locked it and carried her to the bed and pinned her down.

“Yup. I want it all.” I replied as I pulled her body close to mine and started kissing her belly. She giggled and then soft moans started to echo around the room.

“Uh~ give me all that you got!~” She moaned. I kissed her lips passionately and her arms cupped my cheeks as she made the kiss deeper. My tongue flicked hers and she moaned endlessly and I squeezed her breasts. She moaned loudly as she grabbed the pillow and moaned louder and louder.

“Aaahhh!!~~ Yes!!! Yes Soarin!!!~”

“Hmmm, I love the way you moan. Moan for me!!” I groaned as I squeezed her breasts tighter. She moaned loudly and squealed in pleasure.

“Ooohh yes!~ H-Harder!!!”

She kissed my neck and pushed me down and when she kissed me, I pulled up her shirt and pulled her underwear closer to me and smacked her butt hard. She moaned and bit my neck as hard and she could.

“Aaahh!! Dashie!~~” I groaned. She gave me a devious smirk and bit he harder almost giving me a hickey.

“Bite me bitch!~” I growled as I slapped her ass so hard. She bit me so hard I moaned so loudly that I screamed.

“Hehe, you're a good boy!~ She giggled as she kissed my chest. I took off my shirt and we kissed again and I kept pulling her shirt up more and my hand reached her bra. Our cheeks both turned red.

“Y-Y-You know, you could…” She blushed extremely hard.

“You sure about this Dashie?”

“Yes…..”

“Dashie if you don't want me too then-”

“Just fuck me already!!!!!” She growled! My eyes widened and I blushed deeply.

“Wow…...um Dashie…..wow…”

“OMG I'm so sorry!!!! I didn't mean it like that. Okay? I'm just-”

“Eager to feel the big guy?” I smirked. Her whole face was blood red and she pushed me softly.

“Soarin stop! I don't want, ya know the big guy.”

“Hmmm, you sure about that? You don't want him penetrating you hard?”

She started to shake and close her legs.

“Hehe horny much?” I smiled as I hugged her. She giggled and splashed some water in my face.

“Hehe gotcha!!” She smiled.

“I love you!!”

“I love you more Mr. Skies.”

We stayed there and then we heard a knock on the door. It was Dashie's mom.

“Hello you two. Dashie! Put some clothes on!” She commanded.

“Nah, I'm good.” Dashie smiled.

“You guys should sleep early because tomorrow is the bridal party. Sleep well.”

Her mom closed the door and I looked at Dashie and she stared at me.

“Hehe, so? Where were we?” I smirked. She gave me a giggle and pushed me down.

“At the part where I will kiss you!” She smiled as our lips pressed onto mine and we enjoyed the night perfectly.

The next day……………

Rainbow Dash's P.O.V

“No! No! No! No!!! UGH!!! DASHIE!!!!!!” I heard Soarin scream my name. I was putting my hair in a ponytail and I had the ribbon in my mouth and turned around.

“Hmmm?” I replied. Soarin came and was fixing his tie.

“Hehe, you want someone to help you fix your tie?” I smiled as I fixed my hair properly and went to him and started to fix his tie. He stopped me immediately.

“What?” I asked looking confused.

“Look!! I feel totally embarrassed!!”

I looked at his neck and blushed and started to laugh to hard.

“BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!! I set a new record!!!!”

“Stop laughing. I can't believe you bit me that hard.”

“Hehe, did I give someone a hickey? A very nice one?” I smirked.

“Ugh!!! Dash!! It's not the time for this!!! I can't believe you gave me a hickey last night!!!! And we didn't even do anything!!! Dash!!!”

“Haha!! Why? Look at my boyfriend having a hickey y'all!!!” I shouted. Soarin covered my mouth and kissed my forehead.

“Shhhh!! Shut up! What if your mom finds out and Cirrus? She'll hate me because of the therapy!!”

“Wait!! All that yesterday was therapy?!!? AAAHHH!!! Hehe, well there's the prove right there on your neck telling them that I enjoyed it.” I purred slightly and liked his neck where the hickey was. He shivered and pulled me.

“DASHIE STOPPPP!!!!!! What's gotten into you?”

“Maybe someone's horny for the big guy.” I smirked and bent down to his knees.

“DASHIE!! BEHAVE!!!! ARE YOU DRUNK?!?!?”

“Um, no. Of course not. I'm just so happy. All this time everyone thought you were the horny one and I've just proven that I am more horny that you. So ha!!”

“You're out of control! Now, help me hide this!!”

“Hehe I will. With another one.” I smirked.

“Dashie!” He held my arms and looked deep into my eyes. “I don't know what gotten into you, but please calm down. Yeah yeah, you gave me a hickey so what? Just help me hide this before your family finds out.”

“Hehe okay!”

I went into my mom's drawer and took out some blue shading for the skin.

“This little makeup will do the job. Trust me.”

“No no no no no no!!!! No make-up!!! Blech, make-up makes me act like a woman.”

“Hehe well you'll need it.” I winked. He tapped my head and gave me a glare.

“Just hurry up and fix it.”

I started putting makeup on his neck and Lightning Bolt bursted through the door.

“Hey you guys we should hurry up! Cirrus is cranky.”

“Very cranky wanky!” Scootaloo smiled.

“Um, how cranky?” Soarin asked.

Outside in the backyard………...

“PLATES OVER THERE!!!!! MAKE SURE YOU HAVE SPOONS!!!! TABLECLOTH!!!! WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH!!!! WHERE THE HELL ARE THE CUPS?!?!?!?” We heard Cirrus screamed to the tops of her lungs.

“Hormones.” Soarin and I replied at the same time.

“YO YOU TWO!!! STOP STARING AT ME AND DO SOMETHING!!!!!” She yelled at the both of us. We jumped in fright.

“Okay Cirrus!! I'm moving I'm moving!!” I replied back with a smile as I went to get the cake. I was walking carefully with it. Must make sure I'm not gonna get-

“HIYA DASHIE!!!!!”

“WAAAAAAAA!!!!” I hollered as the cake flew in the air. I gave a huge gasp as I tried to catch the layers in order, but once it fell, it looked like a disaster!!

“Awww crud! Pinkie!!! You couldn't be quiet for 1 minute?!!?!?” I yelled at her. Her hair started to deflate.

“I-I’m sorry Dashie….hmmm, maybe I can make the cake more appealing before the guest arrive. Lemme work my magic!!!” Pinkie smiled as she twinkled her fingers and giggled. I hugged her tightly.

“Awwww Pinkie! I owe ya a bunch!! I'll go work on the festivities with Sunset!”

“Okey dokey lokey!!!!”

I walked towards were Sunset was as she was putting up little white angels around the backyard.

“Hey Sunset! Need any help?”

“Oh….no...sorry. I already have Applejack. Sorry Dash. Maybe you can find something else to do! There's so many things!”

I looked around and guest started to come in.

“Okay good!! People! Maybe I can escort them to their seats!!” I thought as I walked up to this lady with her son.

“HIYAAAA!!! ARE YOU READY TO HAVE THE BEST TIME??!?!” I smiled so big to the little boy. He looked so terrified. He hid behind his mom. I gave a pout and smiled at the mom.

“SO?!? WANT ME TO GET YOU SEATED!??!?!!” I smiled.

“Uh, hehehe, no thanks. I'm fine. I can find a seat!” The lady smiled sheepishly. I walked in front of her and pleaded.

“PWEASE!!!!!!??!!?!??!?!?!?!”

Soarin pulled me away from the lady and the boy.

“Hey Dash. What's gotten into you?”

“Nothing sexy~”

“Dash? Not in public!!!” He replied as he kissed my lips. That made me more dizzy.

“Hehehehehe.” I hicked and kept giggling happily. “You know you want meee~”

“No seriously. Are you okay?!”

“What does it look like Snooki?”

“U-U-Um, s-s-snooki?” He blushed deeply and looked away.

“Yeah~ my snooki. SNOOKI SNOOKI!!!!! I GAVE MY SNOOKI A HICKEY AND I'M SO PROUD!!!! WOO HOO!!!!” I shouted extra loud and everyone looked at us. Soarin's face was so red you couldn't see anymore blue on his face.

“Dashie shut up!!!!” He covered my mouth. I started giggling and then I fainted. Soarin rolled his eyes and carried my inside.

Few hours later………

“Huh? What happened?” I asked rubbing my head.

“You fainted because I think you're drunk.”

“I was drunk? I didn't drink anything. Oh snap….”

“What? Dashie? Tell me!”

“No no!! I can't!!! I'm such a dummy!!!” I cried. Soarin hugged me and rubbed my cheeks.

“What's wrong?”

“Okay so there were a group of girls who were selling some awesome skateboards and one of them I wanted so bad and the only way I had to get it was smoking weed…..”

“What?”

“smoking weed…”

“I can't hear-”

“I SAID SMOKING WEED!!!!!!”

“Wow…..”

“LOOK I HAD TO!!!! And it tastes awful!!!! Blech!!!”

“But why weed though?”

“I dunno!!! Oh, is the bridal party over?” I asked while running my fingers through my hair.

“No, it's not. Just opening bridal gifts and getting food. Do you want me to get you any?”

“Yes please. Snooki!”

He smiled and walked out to get me some food. I looked at the skateboard and sighed.

“Never am I smoking again. Blech!!” I stook out my tongue in disgust. Soarin came back with a plate of food and a cup of fruit punch.

“Here. Sorry for the fruit punch. Everything else was “adult” drinks.”

“Hehe okay. Thanks baby.” I replied as I kissed his cheek. “You know the last day of school is next week. Ya know that right?”

“Yeah I know. What are your summer plans Dashie?”

“Oh, I dunno yet. It depends. But, I know one thing, I'm going to spend it with you.” I snuggled him. He laughed and kissed my forehead.

“Well, there's the wedding and my surgery. I'm a bit terrified about it. But, I'll do anything for your family.”

“Awwwwww thanks Soarin!!!”

“No problem. Are you feeling better?”

“Mhm, just was a little drowsy.”

“A little!?”

“Haha okay okay! Maybe a lot drowsy. But, I'm feeling much better. Thanks for the food.”

“No problem honey.”

To be honest, today was a bit weird. Hahaha, still can't get over Soarin's hickey.

“Oh you wanna laugh about that?”

Um, Soarin, how did you get into my mind? Um, awkward.

“No, it's not. You're just thinking about me 24/7.”

Am not!!! Anyway, can I conclude my point of view please so we can move on to the new chapter of our life?

“Okay.”

Thank you! As I was saying, Cirrus's anger and stress today was just the beginning. Things got far worse.

“They didn't. She's lying.”

YO!!! WHO'S P.O.V IS THIS?!!? MINE GET OUT!!! *ahem* So, as I was concluding, Cirrus was more moody, and also my puberty levels to Soarin started to get moody too.

“WAIT WHAT?!?!?”

We'll see next time…..hehehehehe.

“DASHIE?! IM'MA KILL YOU!!!”

Like I said, we shall see.

To be continued……...

Author's Notes:

Hmmmm, will we see some sexual healing soon? Yes, yes we will. And some teasing moments of the private parts!!
I am being a clopfic writer pretty soon. So, bewareeeee!!!!