I'm a loser. No one likes me. Everything in this world sucks. I HATE my life! I have so many things wrong with me and my life. When will it get better? Who am I? My name is Anonymous, Anon for short. I suck at everything. I'm the black sheep of my family. I'll make the sky rain with the blood of my enemies!  Why am I such a creeper? Why doesn't Becky love me as much as I love her? WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME, BECKY?!?!

This is the story on how I ended up in a land of multi colored talking horses and learned about the power of friendship.

It all began when I had an incredibly crappy day at work and/or school which proves even more why people don't like me. The love of my life, Becky, doesn't love me because I stalked her during cheerleading practice and hacked her Facebook account by filling it with pictures of me and posts saying how much she loves me as well as cutting off a chunk of my hair and sending it to her. Then, she called me a creeper and filled a restraining order against me! Why won't she love me?! What the hell is a restraining order?!?!?!

When I got home, my STUPID parents bought me the wrong colored iPhone for my birthday. I wanted black, not white! My life was officially ruined!  I went into my room and cried myself to sleep while listening to "Crawling in My Skin". Suddenly, I saw a weird light coming from my closet, so I went to investigate. Then, I fell through it.

Sometime later...

I woke up in a green field with a blue sky and birds flying around. Looming over me was not one, but six multicolored ponies...and they were speaking perfect English. How? I'm guessing a wizard did it, I don't know, I'm too lazy to write an explanation. The purple pony with the horn and wings was really pretty though, even prettier than Becky. (A/N: Don't diss me! Twilight is my waifu!!! It's not bestiality!!!).

"So, you're a human and stuff? Awesome!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed happily.

"Ok then, pony I'm going to assume is Rainbow Dash, I have a feeling that I'll hate you until the end of the story." I commented.

"I'm sure Princess Celestia and Princess Luna would LOVE to meet you!" Twilight Sparkle grinned.

"Alright, my waifu. We'll be together forever!!!" I yelled in a lovey dovey tone.

"Darling, I can tell how much you like her! I could sew you a nice tux! I never had human costumers." Rarity said happily.

"Eeep!" Fluttershy squeaked in fear.

"Alright, Sugarcube. Let's go to Ponyville." Applejack told me.

"I like parties!" Pinkie Pie smiled happily.

Then, we went to Ponyville where they met Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, Equestria's rulers.

"GREAT ANONYMOUS! YOU ARE THE ANSWER TO OUR PROBLEMS!!!" Princess Luna shouted in her Royal Canterlot Voice.

"What? Why? I'm just a loser that no one loves!" I asked in shock.

"King Sombra has returned and stuff. You are the only one who can stop him even though we have the Elements of Harmony. We just want to cement how much of a Gary Stu and self insert you are." Princess Celestia explained.

"Ok, let's go to the Everfree Forest to stop him!" Twilight declared in determination.

So, we went to the Everfree Forest where we found King Sombra in his super secret lair that was made out of crystals. We immediately found his lair in a matter of five seconds since...it was easy to find, I guess?

"BWAHAHAHA! You cannot stop me! I will take over all of Equestria with my super evil dark magic and there's nothing you can do about it!" He laughed evilly.

Then, he used his magical dark powers of magic to defeat the Mane 6 in one blast. I ran over to Twilight who was super injured and on the brink of death despite the fact that she'll be back in the sequel anyways.

"I'm sorry. I'm too weak to get up and fight the villain." She apologized.

"No, Twilight! Don't die! I love you!" I yelled.

"You have to find another hot pony to be totally in love with even though our romance is non existence and is just a way to vent out hate towards Flash Sentry and Timber Spruce." Twilight told me.

"But who's going to be there for me when we have to face this villain? I mean, it's not like your friends exist or anything." I asked her.

"Goodbye!" Twilight exclaimed before dying.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" I screamed (A/N: Liek dis if u cri every tiem). "My life isn't worth living!!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT ME!!!"

"You're just a stupid human with no magic whatsoever! I'm more powerful than you!" Sombra shouted evilly at me.

"I have even MORE power than you because I have the power of friendship!!!!" I yelled as light surrounded me and the Elements of Harmony appeared on my body.

I was wearing the Magic crown on my head, the Honesty and Loyalty necklaces on my wrists, the Laughter necklace around my neck, and the Kindness and Generosity necklaces on my legs. I then ran up to him and punched him so hard in the face that he exploded into a million pieces.

Afterwards, Twilight's friends and I went to Ponyville to celebrate my victory over King Sombra despite the fact that my true love Twilight died.

"Thank you for saving Equestria. I declare you an honorary citizen!" Princess Celestia announced.

The ponies cheered happily at this while stomping their hooves in approval, but I was feeling all angsty and stuff because my waifu died.

"Now, I'll never be happy again!" I sobbed. "I have to return to my crappy world now even though I'll return in the sequel!"

I ran into a portal that had opened up in a nearby tree while crying my eyes out. I then found myself back in my room and began comfort eating some ice cream while I mourned Twilight's death like crazy. Nothing was going to make me happy ever again and it wasn't helping that Flash Sentry and Timber Spruce still existed. If I can't have Twilight, no one can!