Runehorn marched up to Palutena, Luna and Celestia, “where are your armies!?” He demanded.

“We don't need armies to obliterate your pathetic armies,” Palutena sneered

“thou shalt leave now or be smote to pieces,” Luna added glaring at the Minotaur.

“Or not,” Celestia shrugged, “It's been awhile since we had anybody foolish enough to attack us,” Celestia added cracking her knuckles and neck, Runehorn sputtered and slashed at Palutena, who disdainfully stopped his attack with her finger. No matter how much he strained he couldn't get any further. Palutena grabbed him by the neck and sighed, “such a waste,” she lamented and began ripping off his limbs and eating them in front of him, keeping him alive by cauterizing the wounds. Palutena could hear the sounds of fear erupt from Runehorn’s soldiers.

Celestia and Luna looked a bit unnerved by Palutena's impromptu meal.

Palutena snorts and starts laughing, showing psychotically razor sharp teeth, blood all over her face, “who’s next? Mama’s craving some beef!” As she shifted into her true giant draconic form, she dove into the armies of the Minotaurs, absorbing and devouring all within her reach, and Celestia sighed

“Mother did warn us about pregnancy cravings,” Luna commented unhelpfully.

“Luna, remind me never to piss off my fiancé.” Celestia said before charging into the fray.

“Of Course 'Tia,” Luna replied as she joined in.

It unsurprisingly didn't take long to route the enemy armies, as witnessing Palutena eating their general and king and then proceeding to devour or absorb thousands more leaves quite the impression, those Palutena let escape will likely talk about this day for decades to come and the Minoans will remember it till the end of their civilisation.

Palutena shifted onto her back once she had devoured the last soldier, that stayed out of courage or blind stupidity. Palutena watched as her belly shrunk to regular pregnancy levels as she shrunk down. She sighed as their combined knowledge and memories filled her mind.

A couple of days had passed after her beef binge and Palutena smiled as she walked around the royal Canterlot gardens. She had just come from her doctor visit and her little fillies were fine and healthy, but the doctor was worried about just how abnormally fast they had grown and continued to grow. It had only been three to four weeks when the normal gestational period would be eleven months, she had mentioned that using the term or any normal measure regarding herself was a task in futility, he waved it off stating that the princesses were largely normal baring extra 'equipment’ and super equine biology. She was already nearing the beginnings of her labour, if those braxton hicks contractions she kept feeling every now and then were anything to go by.

Despite this happy news, I can't help but wonder why I did what I did to Captain Twilight's arm or how I acted when Harmony and Pandora showed up, sure I was going to absorb them, but why the hell did I get off on their pain and suffering!? Why did I make such a face that was clearly psychopathic!? What is happening to me? she thought worriedly, her musings were interrupted by a surge of pain as she felt her innards contract before relaxing, and she thought it had ended. However her body had other ideas and Palutena groaned as another contraction started, forcing her to stop as pain radiated from her back and washed over her abdomen.

“Come on Palu, move,” she said to herself as she slowly moved for as long as she could, this should only take a couple of minutes she thought, however her contractions kept coming. Palutena's eyes widened in fear, “No! Already!? But I never had a foal shower, or did any of that stuff I was supposed to!” she cried and whimpered as she tried to make her way to the royal infirmary. Just then she felt liquid trickle down her legs, “My water broke already!?” Palutena screeched out loudly, she tried to hurry as fast as she could in her current pain filled condition.

It has been a week since the absorption incident and a couple of days since the invading Minotaurs became a buffet, and Discord had been watching Palutena from afar. She has changed from the kind hearted and forgiving, if a little bit obsessed over balance, woman she used to be into a sadistic, hateful, selfish and evil bitch. Granted, having absorbed Harmony and by proxy Order she has calmed back down a bit and returned to herself slightly. But how long will that last once she gives Order away? Not to mention what she did to everypony, not even he messed with every sapient being on the planet all at once, however funny the reactions of the ponies were when they were exposed quite literally.

Tailors and dressmakers have been having a field day with the new demand for clothes, and that mare Rarity especially after Palutena leaked the patterns for bras to her, even if Palutena did charge her for it. At least that scumfuck Blueball’s money was useful for something.

Twilight learnt a friendship lesson, about not groping another mare’s breasts without permission, even if it was for science. Poor Fluttershy, he could understand Twilight's curiosity, but those things are going to destroy Fluttershy's back if Rarity doesn't make reinforced scaffolding bras for those things, or at least has some enchanted to lighten the load.

Discord felt the pull of gravity and dropped down to the ground, impacting the grass of Canterlot Castle’s gardens, Gah, this floating business never strained me before that fox absorbed my power, maybe I should stop trying to maintain Celestia's transformation? he thought to himself, as he tried to leech off what remained of the Chaos created by Palutena, Humph, it’s galling to know she created such Chaos, just because of Ol’ sunbutt. Discord sighed, Well it's good to know she isn't completely different. That means there is hope yet to fix her. he continued to think,

Discord saw her curled over on the ground, further in the gardens, I would go see what is wrong as any friend should, however I think I'm the last person she wants to see.Even so, it's probably just natural contractions. he thought, that is when suddenly his world suddenly went dark.

When Discord's vision finally returned he found himself in Celestia's room, with the diarchs standing in front of him worried. Celestia was wearing a rather simple white sundress that hung off of her huge pregnant belly, and Luna wore a rather daring little black number with a single side slit on the left that ended above her hip. It was a halterneck affair with a boob window, he thinks it was called, that accentuated her generous bust and prevented her from getting too warm. Both wore high heels matching their dresses.

Another design Palutena sold, oh who am I kidding, if that set of stores called ‘Palutena's Secret’ are anything to go by she is making shed loads of money from this Chaos. I miss generous Palutena, used to be she was all about equivalent exchange and giving gifts to friends, now it's sell everything. I suppose I should be glad that her generosity is no longer being taken advantage of and that she is expecting pay. Doesn't mean I like it either though. he grumbled to himself.

“I would like to know why you brought me here?” he asked the two of them.

“Discord, you have known Palutena for a long time right?” Celestia asked desperately, as she held her hands together, “is it just me or has she changed? Am I just being paranoid about it?” She asked Discord with a little bit of hope in her eyes.

“Yes, I knew Palutena, and while she was flirtatious, she wasn't as bad as she is today. She was a kind hearted, generous, honest and loyal friend, that would think nothing of defending anyone that needed it, even myself. That thing I saw last week was not the Palutena I knew! To be fair It could just be the mega pregnancy and stress messing with her emotions. But I doubt that would be enough to get her to change so much into the cruel, and vindictive person she has become.”

“So I wasn't imagining it?” Celestia said as she relaxed with relief.

“No, so when did this change happen do you think?” Discord asked, The sooner my friend is back to normal the better, she has looked out for me for so long now it's my turn to step up to the plate!

“It happened after she returned from another world, after a month of absence, on the eve of the Grand Galloping Gala.”

“There is something I want to know Discord, why do you care?” Luna asked, her eyes narrowed.

“It might be shocking to you, Lulu, to hear this coming from me. But she is my friend! My only friend!” Discord snarled glaring at Luna, causing her flinch away, eyes wide in shock, “And I want her back to the way she was before that infernal thing took over. Whatever it is that is infecting her, I want it removed from her, removed and destroyed! Before she gives away the Aspect of Order and we lose Palu for good!” He finished ranting, panting from the exertion.

Celestia's shocked expression morphed into one of epiphany, remembering what Palutena had mentioned regarding her new form and Crescent’s addition to the herd, “Sharp! What if Palutena absorbing a part of her during the tests on her turned her into this, I just got the cliffnotes version but essentially Sharp is a sadistic pony that loves torturing others and she even raped Avarice. If that evil bitch truly is the cause I'll hunt her down and end her myself! After we remove her influence on Palutena,” Celestia declared angrily.

A white light flared into existence in the room as a light construct appeared to them, [greetings, I am Lux, the dominant plaga that resides in Palutena and that will eventually join together as one.] She introduced herself.

We all locked onto the being of pure light, “Are you responsible for Palutena's changes!?” Discord demanded, it turned to face him and shook its head.

[No, it is not in my best interest to control my host, and our hosts never lose themselves unless there is outside influences. Or if we’re inferior Plaga strains, but such is not the case with Dominant Species Plaga.] Lux replied, [As for how I am conversing with you like this, let’s just call it magic.] Lux snorted in wry amusement.

[I apologise for the delay in introducing myself, the infestation that is poisoning Palutena's mind has been actively blocking me from contacting Palutena to give her advice. While she is currently distracted, so is the taint that is affecting her behaviour, so I was able to slip away.] Lux apologised with remorse in her voice,

“Is there a way to remove this poison?” Celestia asked desperately.

[Palutena's assimilation ability is one she picked up when we joined together, it takes everything useful including memories, abilities, aspects, talents and knowledge while everything else is converted into magic, energy or life force. She can also splice abilities into others, though if she didn't have them prior to our joining they will be lost to her. As such you need to get Palutena to shed the memories gained from Sharp or erase them.]

“Thank you, but why are you helping us?” Luna asked warily.

[You must free her from Sharp’s influence before we merge, if that happens then we will be unable to remove the taint. You must hurry! I must go now. I already risk losing the ground we gained from absorbing Harmony.] Lux said hurriedly as she disappeared from the room, leaving behind an ancient cold blue iron brazier torch. It had a length of rusted chain connected to the bottom. Which Celestia picked up, and held away from herself, which was difficult considering her surprisingly enormous baby bump was nearly as long as her arms.

”If you seek a bargain, a trade, or an extra gun. Light this blue flame and call my name! Avarice, The Merchant!” a voice echoed in Celestia's mind.

“Avarice? She’s the one Palu was talking about! She might be able to help. I summon you Merchant, I have need of your services!” Celestia declared, only for nothing to happen. “Oh, right.” She lit the brazier with a spark of magic, the fire quickly turning a bright blue. “I summon you Merchant, to aid my mate!”

“Tia? Summoning me? Odd, usually it’s a Displaced.” Came the husky cockney female voice of Ava, and shortly after a fiery blue portal matching the flames of the brazier sprang up in the middle of the room, the ludicrously buxom and shapely mare that stepped through made the sisters gawk, and something else about her made her​ gawk as well. “Oh? Anthro world yet again? I don’t get to snuggle any cute little ponies often, drat.” Grumbled the liquid-black crystal pony mare, before stretching and rapidly increasing in size to 14 feet tall, purring as her voluminous yet clingy black silky robe and corset grew with her. “Ah~...I feel so stifled staying sized down for anything.”

“Y-you’re a Scion of Chaos!” Discord declared in shock, her potency with Chaos was incredibly high, so high she almost had it as an Aspect, but, it would seem that wasn’t the case.

“Yes Dissy, mummy is an SoC.” Ava rolled her eyes, her hands finding her wide foal-bearing hips. “I swear, you’d think after failing to get an Aspect your affinity with it would lessen.” Ava grumbled, before her body rippled, and changed seamlessly from a black crystal pony to that of a dragoness as her crimson tail was absorbed and a long, thick, powerful half cream and half black dragon tail emerged along with a cream a gray left wing and a black and red right wing, her head and left side of the body turning cream crystalline scales as a black dragon head sprouted from her shoulders on her head’s right, the black and red contrasting with Ava’s sudden cream and gray coloration.

“Oh please. We’re far too jumbled to not be affiliated with Chaos.” Came a snarky female voice from the new head, and Ava’s body changed again, a white diamond dragon head shifting Ava’s neck over and sprouting on her left, leaving Ava as just the middle while white and blue overtook the left side of the body.

“We’d be more organized if you’d stop being a total Bitch, Sharp!” Complained Crescent, who huffed and looked at us with annoyance. “Hey ‘Tia, I’m back. Kinda been a while on my end.” Crescent informed, before gasping at Sharp’s claw harshly groping her breast on her side of the body. “Damn it bitch!”

“You make it too easy.” Sharp purred predatorily, before looking at us. “So, these are the pathetic ass-wipes you go to visit? Not at all impressed. These two look like pathetic shadows of Ava’s herd.”

“Ladies, please.” Ava whined in annoyance, the throbbing of one of her temples clearly demonstrating how much of a headache her Shards were to her. “Alright, so. What’s wrong with Palu? Considering you’re Crescent’s beau, that leaves very few candidates.”

Celestia ignored Sharp’s comments, “Welcome back Crescent, and welcome Ava. Things have been quite hectic over here. After you left, Crescent, Palutena began exhibiting... darker behaviour, being actively hostile and she impregnated dark magician girl, the pink dragoness.

The next morning, I found I'd been turned into an anthropomorphic version of myself by Discord and convinced Palutena to transform the rest of the world into anthros, so I’m sorry you missed Snuggly normal us, which was a feat of legendary proportions.

After that got she got practically psychopathic. When Harmony and the Goddess of Chaos, Pandora showed up to investigate, she ensnared both of them in magic saying and I quote ‘Welcome ladies, you're going to enjoy being a part of me!’ before dragging them inside herself, kicking and screaming. She then laid down on the bed and started getting off on their struggles to escape and their screams.

After absorbing the aspects of Chaos, Order and Harmony she seemed to calm down. However, this led her to go on a business spree, opened a lingerie and sexy clothing store she called ‘Palutena's Secret’, which is very successful to be honest, but not before she sold Rarity the design to create bra's and panties.” Celestia explained, “Lux, Palutena's dominant plaga used a light construct to inform us that this was caused by Sharp’s test and left your token behind.”

Crescent and Ava leered at Sharp, who idly looked at her claws as casual as could be. “Hm? What? Some pussy couldn’t handle me?” Sharp asked in derision.

“Bitch you’ve corrupted my mate!” Crescent screamed, trying to reach around Ava to strangle Sharp, but Ava managed to use her serpentine head to block both Crescent’s claw and her own head.

“Crescent, please! Do not try hurting Sharp again, you’ll just hurt all of us again.” Ava pleaded with her Light Shard, getting her to growl and Sharp to chuckle darkly. “Apologies for all this, but I recall that she was in fact doing it to help see how Palu’s new assimilation power worked on a more metaphysical scale.”

Before Avarice could continue to either bicker or apologize, a guard burst into the room with a panicked look on his face, “Princess! I just came from the royal infirmary and Princess Palutena is foaling!”

“What!? But that's not supposed happen for months yet!” Celestia said as she started panicking, gathering up some books and looking for supplies. “We didn't even get to lamaze classes yet!”

Celestia ran out of the room at full tilt while writing a note for Twilight to come to Canterlot palace, she was followed by Luna and Discord, however the latter couldn’t help overhearing Avarice sigh in annoyance behind him.

“Damn it, guess odd pregnancies run in the genes.”

Asphyxious groaned as he was pulled into a portal with the bed covers still around him. “Who’s calling me this time? It was the middle of the night and I just got to sleep…” Asphyxious blinked when he saw everyone around Palutena, as she was busy glaring at Asphyxious’ token, she’d been using it as a grip to squeeze during contractions as everything else broke. Palutena laid there with her legs spread wide and up in stirrups.

“Why am I here?” Asphyxious asked as he was still trying to wake up and rubbed his eye.

“Oh nothing special Asphyxious, just that I am in labour!!!” Palutena shouted in pain as another contraction hit her.

“Huh?” Asphyxious asked as his mind slowly worked out what was happening, before his eye went wide and started screaming. “What do I do!? What do I do!? What do I do!? What do I do!?”

“How about you stop screaming and running around like a headless trollkin and calm the fuck down, you're giving me a headache!” Palutena demanded.

“Wait, how do you know about Trollkin?” Asphyxious asked staring in confusion. She looked at him with a deadpan expression. “Never mind, find out later. I’ll get warm water!” Asphyxious yelled as he ran out the window,shattering the glass as he left.

“There was a door flankwipe!!!” Palutena growled, in frustration.

Just then Celestia, Luna, and Discord came through the door as well as-. “Mom?” Palutena asked in confusion.

“Oh fuck no, We art not seeing our daughter in one of these useless contraptions!” Avarice, all three heads together, shouted indignantly, practically punting the doctors away from her groin. “All this does is make it more painful and slow down the birth! At least give it a sharper incline!” Ava demanded imperiously of the doctors, who frantically saw to angling Palutena more upright on the bed, which, honestly, was more comfortable than her overtaxed womb pressing down on her innards, the stirrups keeping her legs spread and pelvis open, some of the pain lessened almost immediately.

“What happened to the window!” Luna demanded as her horn lit up and cleaned up the shattered glass by fusing it back together and fixing the window.

“Asphyxious happened to the window,” Palutena groaned as her headache worsened, apparently a sentiment shared by Ava who also groaned at hearing his name, “Don't you doctors have valium or morphine in this place!” Palutena screamed out during another contraction.

“Oh don’t bother, all that does is mess with thine body’s signals, and slows down the process. Also all the sorts of problems drugs could cause later down the line. Somepony get her some magical pain relieving spell or something.” The doctors all looked sheepish. “Oh for Gog’s sake! None of thou know a spell potent enough for a Goddess’s Childbirth?! What sort of royal physicians are thee?!”

“Incompetent ones apparently.” Celestia muttered with frustration, rubbing her own massive gravidity. “Palu Love, we’re all here for you regardless of my doctor’s ineptitude.”

“I know my love,“ Palutena pulled Celestia in and kissed her, she turned and pulled Crescent’s serpentine head down into a kiss as well, Celestia then also kissed Crescent. Luna shrugged and kissed Ava, causing the rest to gawk at her while Ava purred into her mouth.

“What, I thought this was some sort of modern thing where ponies just randomly kiss each other?” Luna asked in confusion, getting a purring little chortle from Ava.

“No Lulu, it isn't, Crescent is part of my and Celestia's herd alongside Galaxy-eyes prime photon dragoness, though that last one was more because I beat her puppet Blueblood in a duel and she decided that I was her mate.” Palutena explained to Luna.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” Asphyxious screamed as he ran through Canterlot, past the towel shop, he paused when he passed a Palutena’s Secret but after a moment picked up a catalogue and with a shrug he continued his screaming and ran past every other place in the city to find where he can get hot water and down the mountain, across mountains and into Ponyville.

He ran through the school yard. “Palu is giving birth! Palu is giving birth!” He ran through the spa, shouting “Palu is giving birth! Palu is giving birth!” through Sweet Apple Acres, the library, the market, and every single house in town while screaming in the pitch of a five year old filly. “Palu is giving birth! Palu is giving birth!” he screamed as he ran through Rin’s temple and ran back out without seeing the liquid darkness in the sacrificial pit started spinning into a whirlpool.

Pinkie Pie was happily looking after the Cakes’ shop when a dragon ran in and picked her up. “Pinkie Pie! I need all the towels you can find! Palu’s having her babies!” Asphyxious yelled in panic.

Pinkie gasped “Goddess babies!? Okie Dokie lokie!” Pinkie replied and vanished. “And that is what the Pinkie Pie do,” a disembodied voice said.

“What do you mean? Vanish? I mean it just sounds silly. Is that really what is on there?” Another deeper, but chocolatey disembodied voice that could make any woman or mare cream herself replied.

“Yes, it is right here. It says she vanished,” replied the first voice

“Well, it's not my story I suppose” replied the chocolaty voice, “I’m just here to pay my rent. And who is this panicked dragon anyway?” He continued

“What do you mean? he's a lich.” the first replied,

“And he has one eye. How did that happen I wonder? Did it get pecked out by a beard of prey?” the first voice asked, but unbeknownst to the two voices Asphyxious was looking around in confusion trying to find the voices.

“Zefrank? Morgan Freeman!?” He yelled, “Wait, I got babies to help deliver!” He exclaimed and darted off, but not before the customary fanboy squeal. “Tell the mayor I’m borrowing the water tower!” Asphyxious yelled as he ran out as well, going through the wall.

“Well… I hope he's paying for that wall.” Said one of the voices, as Asphyxious was now flying away with the water tower.

“‘Tia! Get these foals out of me!!!” Palutena screamed as she gripped Celestia's hand causing her to whimper as her hand was quickly becoming an example on why you should never hold your pregnant lover’s hand during labour.

Twilight rushed in and when she saw what was inside she fainted dead away, sighing the doctor ordered a nurse to drag her to the nearest vacant bed.

“Out of my way! Coming through!” Rin’s voice cried out from down the hall shortly before said fox rushed into the room. She paused however and just stared at Palutena for a moment as if looking inside of her, and what she saw confused her.

“Who are you?” Celestia asked confused with all the new people popping up from nowhere.

“Foxy~!” Avarice cried out with joy, surprising Rin and sweeping her up in a dancing hug. “We haven’t properly spoken with thee since we left thou that book!” She cried out with elation, snuggling the fluffy fox goddess like she was a beloved pet. “Also, to note; we’ve gotten better at avoiding absorbing new DNA, kinda got necessary.” Avarice admitted with heavy tones of lecherous intent.

“Nope, nope, nope. Not going to happen!” Rin growled as she squirmed her way to freedom. Once she got free she moved to the other side of the bed Palutena’s in and started actively ignoring Ava.

“Oh thank Faust, Rin, do you have any morphine?” Palutena asked as her need for painkillers was overriding her need for exposition. Rin just shook her head while muttering something and rushed over, summoning a large jar at the same time. Once she was close enough she rested one of her tails on Palutena’s belly and the pain just stopped as a glowing red liquid started filling the jar.

“Oh, good. Now maybe she can focus on pushing.” Avarice huffed in annoyance.

“Hey! I don’t have your ability to just ignore pain Mom!” Palutena complained as she watched Rin creating the red liquid, “Is that Liquid Pain?! Oh you truly are a saint Rin!” Palutena exclaimed as she enveloped the Nine Tailed fox in dark magic and gave her a big over exaggerated kiss on the lips, getting hoots from Avarice and a coo from ‘Tia. She deepened the kiss with the slight opening in her mouth, trying to lick at her tongue while avoiding the black hole that is her throat but all she found was cold, empty space. She released Rin who simply wiped her lips with her forelegs like it was a normal everyday occurrence.

“Oh, Celestia, this is Rin, a Displaced, like myself. She was the one who was responsible for my freedom and our reunion. She is your aunt in a different Equestria,” Palutena explained now that her mind wasn’t clouded by pain.

“Wait, what? How is a Ninetails from Neighpon related to us?” Celestia asked in confusion,

“In a different world and because your mother Faust adopted her as her sister. That is how,” Palutena explained, as she watched Rin's reaction to both her big kiss and her dark magic. She appeared to be more focused on the latter.

“One, how do you have dark magic all of a sudden, two what is that in your head that’s feeding off it to help itself grow?” Celestia, Discord, Palutena and Luna gasped in shock, “And three, you really want to keep your mouth closed.” That last one was directed at the doctor waiting to catch the babies between Palutena's legs, whenever they decide to come out. He opened his mouth to ask a question and at that moment some amniotic fluids suddenly gushed out of Palutena and right into his face. Quickly he backed away spitting it out before rushing to the nearest sink to wash his mouth out.

I don’t taste that nasty, do I? I remember mom’s fluids tasting really good to be honest. Like monster energy drink. “Honestly it is probably part of that sadist soul shard, Sharp. That resides in Mom. Freaking bitch took advantage of my new ability to assimilate sapient beings by dropping a mini version of herself that she rode and dived into my body so I would assimilate her. She said it was a test to see what happened to those I assimilate, in the process I gained the Darkness Aspect in addition to my original Light Aspect and all that evil bitch’s memories.” Palutena said as she shuddered at the memories trying to surface.

“Uh, hey? Bitch is in the room here!” Sharp snarked in anger, getting glares from everyone. “Oh Fuck Off! I tested it to see what happened, and, well. I legitimately died. So hey, I got to experience dying, and she gets to know how to not be a total submissive little cunt. Win-win.” Sharp stated viciously, getting smacked by Crescent and a leer from Ava. “Oh, fine. Fuck, whatever. I’m a total evil monster, oh no~. Please, destroy me~.” Sharp sarcastically hammed, getting everyone to roll their eyes at her.

“Don't tempt me,” Palutena muttered to herself.

“Oh I want you to try~....” Sharp purred with some relish. “I like it both ways, either being submitted to, or being in a hateful two-way dominance. And you’re not sub enough, but you might be dom enough. Especially with that little bit of me in you. It’ll give you some spine.” Sharp declared as if she was the legitimate Queen Bitch of the universe, the fact Palutena was related to her really stung.

Ignoring Sharp's taunts Palutena added,“I don’t want to go Nightmare moon on everypony, it’s bad enough that I got off on absorbing those bitches, Harmony and Pandora. I don’t want to end this world, er no offense, sister,” Palutena aiming the last part at Luna.

“No, it’s okay, we know thou were only using it as an example.” Luna replied meekly.

“No. No. No. Palu, you can't just have conflicting Aspects like that without some kind of consequence, unless you have something to balance them. It looks like you got something recently, an Aspect, but some damage has been done. Your head is a mess, not to mention that fraction of your Mom's soul which is using the Darkness to regrow itself. That thing needs to be removed immediately!” Rin said in concern.

“Hello. We’re Avarice.” Avarice insisted, pointing to themselves as an example and potential solution.

“Mother, while being three-headed might work for you, I'd rather only have the one head and one extra voice in my head is also enough,” Palutena replied exasperatedly to her comment.

“Aw, but having three heads means we’re the blowjob queen of the multiverse. One for the dick, and two for the balls~.” Mom teased, making Palutena blush at thinking of either ‘Tia or herself getting a three-headed blowjob.

“And it’s three actually, one was Order, which Harmony originally absorbed and went psycho Order Bitch on everyone. Then I absorbed her Aspect in tandem, and finally I absorbed the Aspect of Chaos from Pandora; a Goddess of Chaos. But if what you say is true, what can I do to restore order?” Palutena asked.

“Hey-hi! Totally willing vessel here!” Avarice shouted her three voices all resonating like a trio.

“Mom, I'll give you Order once my Plaga and I merge, after that I can give people a copy of the aspect of Chaos, Darkness, Order or Harmony. Because I personally don't want to lose them myself now that I know it's dangerous. And why would you need Order anyway?” Palutena asked her.

“What? No, wait, thou misunderstood. We can’t take any Major Aspects. Our Universe has a Rule of One. Gods and Goddesses can only have One Major Aspect. We can have as many Minor or even Affiliating Aspects we want, but those are all Major ones you’re listing. We were referring to the soul adding to the issue.” Mom looked...hungry…. “We’ve recently obtained a rather...Dark, skill. And we’d be willing to take those tasty morsels off of you, or, out, of you.”

“Or rather, I’d be the one enjoying it the most.” Sharp crooned, her eyes flashing red with green haze for a moment, sinisterly chuffing. “Souls are tasty things, and it’s a way for us to absorb someone without taking them into the Collective, converting them entirely to energy and magic without the Memories attached, those get inscribed into a Lexicon for convenience.”

Before Palutena could enquire further, Rin decided to get the ball rolling again. “As long as you hang on to the Aspect of Harmony, the damage should stop. But like I said we need to remove that soul fragment before it gets too strong and then you’ll have to fight it for control of your body.” Rin replied.

“Will I lose the knowledge, abilities and memories I assimilated when I took them?” Palutena asked, “Will I have to actually learn from scratch?” she added, hoping that wasn’t the case, since it would defeat part of the whole purpose absorbing them had.

“Just the soul needs to go. The magic and aspects will stay. As for the memories, they came from those soul but you’ve already seen them. Just because someone steals your book doesn’t mean that you lose the knowledge you got from reading it so they’ll stay as well.” Rin explained.

“Memory. Is. The. Fucking. Key!” Mom screamed, making us all flinch and pay attention to her. “Souls are not just energy, Memories are not just information. Souls can be lost, and obtained, same with Memories. Memories can form Souls on their own, while Souls so young can create their own Memories. Stop, making, it, so, convoluted!” Avarice screeched.

“I HAVE RETURNED!” Asphyxious yelled holding a cauldron of way-too-hot water, with Pinkie Pie on his head holding a tower of towels.

“Shhh, there’s not enough liquid pain to deal with you at the moment Ax, keep it down!” Palutena winced from the splitting headache, that seemed to be outstripping Liquid Pain somehow, it was probably psychosomatic. Asphyxious said nothing as he put the cauldron down. At this point Rin who was now wearing protective goggles had taken over in delivering the babies as all of the doctors were washing their mouths out at the time. Seriously, I can’t taste that bad!

“Trust me, Asphy is perhaps a living embodiment of frustration and annoyance.” Ava practically recited as if from some holy book about how much of a nuisance Asphyxious is. “He also can’t decide to be Sub or Dom, it’s frustrating when a Switch doesn’t commit.” Sharp growled. “I’d rather he kept his idiocy at home.” Crescent huffed.

“I also heard Morgan Freeman talking to me, from out of nowhere. Is that normal or am I going more insane?” Asphyxious asked as Pinkie Pie helped out.

“Probably the latter Asphyxious,” Palutena commented dryly.

“Oh! Here comes the first one!” Rin exclaimed from between Palutena's legs and she was blasted by another gusher of amniotic fluids, drenching her white mask-like face in Palu’s pinkish womb water. “Almost there, keep pushing.”

“Gnngaahhh!!!” Palutena screamed as she pushed as hard as she could, destroying Celestia’s hand, and causing her to buckle to her knees in pain. “WHERE’D THE PAIN COME FROM?!” Palutena screeched.

“Oh right, Liquid Pain. Sorry.” Rin said as she wrapped a tail around one of Palutena’s legs and the pain was gone again.

“Damn, kids are already giving me a headache,” Palutena chuckled at the lame joke she had made, “I guess after I am done pushing my little babies out, that you’ll aid me in some spring cleaning so to speak?” Palutena asked as she kept pushing. Palutena heard a loud thud and turned to see Asphyxious passed out on the floor.

“Pussy.” Ava chuckled at his expense.

“You’d think he would have gotten used to this by now.” Rin grumbled. The air was filled with the sound of crying as Rin gently lifted a baby anthro alicorn and wrapped her up in a towel. She then cradled the baby in one of her tails as she lowered her paws down for the next one.

“Wow! I guess my Anthro spell affected my kids too,” Palutena commented with a smile as she pushed again. “Rin, there are six babies in me, I hope you have enough tails,” Palutena said as she smirked.

“I only need one for you so that leaves eight for them.” Rin deadpanned as she pulled out the next one and wrapped her up.

“We could make that happen~.” Avarice lilted, making Palutena pale in horror at the idea, and everyone to otherwise frantically shake their heads. “Aw, but more babies.” They teased, knowing it wasn’t exactly a good joke to begin with.

“At least it wasn’t seven crying at once.” Asphyxious grumbled as he gets up off the floor. “Sonay’s kids could eat a house. Well, one of them did try it when I took them over to Twilight’s.” he reminisced.

“Yes well, these kids have the power of several gods in them somehow, probably why their gestation was so fast.” Palutena said as she continued to push out the third one.

“No, we’re rather certain it’s because of thine rebirth from our womb. That and all the absorbing thou hast been doing. At least thou wasn’t in any prolonged danger like that poor Twilight mare whose bastard foal was like a ravenous black hole trying to devour her from within.” Ava informed, and Palutena had to admit, her gluttonous behavior with Harmony and Pandora along with Ava making me so virile, fertile, and a Me-damned overall baby factory all likely contributed.

All conversation ceased as everyone focused on the birthing until the sixth alicorn came out. “Okay, congratulations, all six are healthy” Rin said. “Hmm, looks like that fractured soul is getting agitated from all this.”

“Which, you can just give back, you know.” Sharp commented, before going back to nuzzling a filly’s chest, that bitch can be surprisingly tender at times.

Palutena's eye widened in shock as her belly extended again suddenly causing her to lurch forward as the pain spiked. Rin quickly reapplied the liquid pain spell as she caught two more foals in her tails, they looked like Harmony and Pandora as fillies, they seemed like normal foals despite their origins. Rin handed Asphyxious Harmony and Pandora so she could focus on the other foals.

“So, which Aspects need repairing now, and seeing as I got Darkness, now will you be willing to take me on as a student in that side of things?” Palutena asked as she watched ‘Tia’s hand get healed by a doctor. ’Stupid doctors! Can heal broken hands but can’t even alleviate pain for a mare in labor!’

“Oh, what are you going to name them?” Asphyxious asked while he was holding Harmony. “And shouldn’t you be feeding them now?”

“I only have two breasts Ax.” Palutena snarked, getting Ava to scoff and gesture to herself, and ‘Tia, who’s awesome rack had swollen with milk as well recently.

“What are we? Chopped liver?” Ava demanded with a bounce of her awesome basketball-sized milk-factory tits. Palutena was starting to feel thirsty just thinking of her Mom’s milk. That stuff was epic, it would definitely help.

“Just hold on for a minute Mom. As for names? The filly with the Pastel pink mane and the light yellow coat, that’s Rose Light, The colt with the flame red mane and white coat is called Nova Flare, the filly with the electric blue mane white coat? How about… Serenity Song, the filly with a golden yellow mane and orange coat is Sunny Delight, the colt with the green coat and brown mane is Verdant Fields and the filly with the pink coat and the white mane, I’ll name her Quartz Seeker.”

Rin cleared her throat, clearly to get things back on track. “They will repair themselves in time as will your soul.” Rin said as the tails carrying babies moved to give them to the Palutena and ‘Tia, though Ava quickly snatched some up.

Palutena took her foals from Rin and held them, also taking a moment to look at the two held by both ‘Tia and Ava. “Jeez, how am I going to feed you all?” Palutena wondered to herself then she turned to Celestia, “‘Tia, I forbid you from having an abnormal pregnancy!” Palutena ordered, causing her and Luna to chuckle, Ava just shook her head.

“Such a demand may be futile, Palu. Since you knocked me up after you were Reborn, and you used Crescent as your dick to do it. Also, I’m so massive so soon after? I might become an immobile baby-ball for all we know.” Celestia smiled warmly, rubbing her gravid dome with love.

“Not to burst your belly, but that’s mostly fat.” Ava informed, getting us both to gape at the huge belly on Celestia in shock. “We’ll get that taken care of soon, but anyways, to the topic at hand, just use a pump and collect your milk for bottles. In fact, we shall do so before we leave. Give thee several barrels to work with until thou find a rhythm.” Ava said, making Palutena breathe out in relief, go Mom!

“You still haven’t answered, will you teach me Dark Magic?” Palutena asked for the third time.

“Yes, yes fine.” Rin waved off. “But for now focus on your kids. I should be getting back home”

“Tell Sonata I said hi.” Asphyxious added with a wave to Rin

“Which Sonata?” Palutena asked.

“Wait, what’s this about Sonata?” Ava asked in confusion and worry while Crescent and Sharp were focused on cooing at the foals at their nipples.

Asphyxious raised a brow as he looked at her. “I’m asking Rin, I have no idea if you even met Sonata here or not.” Asphyxious replied.

“What Sonata?!” Ava demanded in irritation.

“...Um Ax, she lives in your world now. How should I know?” Rin asked.

“What? When!?” Asphyxious yelled in confusion. “Great, now I’ll have to look for her. Palu, send me back!”

“...Wait, you had me build that extravagant room for them in your den and just forgot that they live there now this entire time?” Rin asked.

“Oh~ okay, definitely not MY Sonata then.” Ava let out a breath in relief.

“I would say you should never have kids Ax, but honestly I am a bit late on that front,” Palutena groaned as Nova and Serenity fell asleep, the others quickly falling prey to their newborn exhaustion as their little tummies were full and they all dozed off in our respective arms.

“What? I thought you made their rooms in your dungeon back in your Equestria?” Asphyxious asked as a look of fear crossed his face.

“...She lives down the hall from your room. How have you not noticed… Man, you are going to be in the dog house when you see Sonata next.” Rin said with a head shake.

“Oh Dox help me…” Asphyxious said covering his face with his hand. “Just… Just send me back so I can make it up to her. Wait, are her sisters there too?”

“No, I did build it for three but with how lovesick their sisters were acting they moved to Alexandria. They joined the Adventurers guild.” Rin answered.

“I hope you warned them about Bob, that is sure to be a shock, Oh, while I have you here.” Palutena summoned thirty bags of bits and dropped them around Rin, she believed she had heard someone making the cash register sale sound, but it might have been her imagination. “That’s for my rent, I am sure my shop has been getting customers but, I haven’t payed for the next several months’ rent yet,”

“Send me home… I’m tired and need sleep.” Asphyxious complained staring at Palutena.

She rolled her eyes, “Asphyxious, go home you’re tired, our contract is complete.” A portal opened and Asphyxious walked through it.

“Well I should get going now. But, before I go I’ll remove that splinter for you.” Rin said as she pressed a paw to Palutena's skull. With the sound of cracking bones Rin reached her paw into Palutena's head and pulled out what looked like a black slime covered, incomplete skeleton with sharp teeth and glowing dots in its eye sockets as it flailed around and gnashed its teeth angrily.

“Oh hey! That’s minime! She’s so metal!” Sharp gushed with a disturbing amount of glee as Ava put Palutena's foals on her bed, that had been lowered back once she was done giving birth. “Git her in mah belleh~!” Sharp crowed. “I’m bigger than her, I’m higher in the food chain! GET IN MAH BELLEH~!” Sharp hammed excitedly.

“Geez, I am getting flashbacks to JoJo’s bizarre adventure and that tiny parasite Jo Joestar had on his arm.” Palutena deadpanned as she looked at it, “Do you want it? Or should I just destroy it?” she asked watching it warily.

“Funny reaction considering this is a piece of your mother's soul. But if you don’t want it I can use it for something. Like they say. Reuse, reduce, reanimate.” Rin said as she stuffed it in a jar and sealed it in. It began clawing at the glass wall like an animal in an attempt to get back at, or should she say into Palutena.

“Hey, uh, I’d kinda like that back!” Sharp shouted, trying to be noticed. “That’s literally a piece of me, I’d like it back where it belongs!”

“Considering that it’s the shard of a pony, who raped mother? I have no remorse for it.” Palutena glared at the disgusting thing.

Rin looked up at Sharp in annoyance as she kept yammering on about eating that thing which annoyed Rin enough for her to pull the thing out of the container by its spine and tossing it at Sharp, who snapped it out of the air with a sickening crunch, and she actually chewed it before she swallowed it in a disgusting display of literal self-cannibalism that nobody there had ever seen, or hoped to never see before now.

“Alright then, we’re off.” Rin said cheerily as she created a portal and they began to leave.

“Take care, I hope to hear back from you, as you’re the god mother,” Palutena said to Rin.

“Indeed, it has been a pleasure,” Celestia added,

“Please be careful on your way back Lady Rin” Luna waved goodbye from Twilight’s bed as she had snuck over to fuss over her unconscious marefriend. With a final wave with her tails Rin vanished into the abyss and the floor returned to normal.

“Ah~...I tasted good! Like cockatrice.” Sharp’s odd metaphor for chicken went over most everyone’s heads. “Now then, since my Glorious Dark Bitchiness is out of you, I’m gonna go get tanked for ya babe.” Sharp said as she hefted her breast, and the other two heads rolled their eyes.

“What she said, we’ll go get milked and get you several barrels of our mythical milk preserved for you. Then we’ll be leaving, save Crescent however if she wishes to stay again.” Ava stated as they fluffed their robe and covered their bosom back up.

“Yes I do want to stay Ava, no offense.” Crescent said as she simply stepped out of Ava, wearing her preferred leather outfit. “Besides, I can help with the nursing too. I have our powers so I can be the best doctor for your foals ever. All sorts of good things.” She said before she turned into a thestral, still as busty and shapely as before. “But I can only do that if I’m oversexed, if I shrink down, I’ll just be a normal mare at those times.”

“Speaking of shrinking down.” Sharp said with a snort, she guided her and Ava to Celestia. “We’ll be putting that fat to better use.” Sharp teased as they grabbed Celestia’s nipples, and pulled, getting her to gasp as her belly shrank, and her boobs got bigger while she also got taller, her hips also got wider, but thankfully her sexy tight butt didn’t blow up.

When they were done, Celestia was barely showing which made sense since she was only a month along, but now she had an E-cup rack that looked like she had large volleyballs on her chest, and wider hips Palutena could and would gladly snuggle, not to mention she was almost 7 feet tall, how much fat did she have on her?! “That’s it ‘Tia! No more cake binging!”

“I don’t have a problem! Cake is just so good!” Celestia pouted, her face scrunched up adorably.

“Nay sister! It is clearly an issue, so now we shall be on a diet-watch on thou!” Luna declared with all seriousness.

“Those are rather big, but that ponderous orb you had was a lot of biomass.” Avarice commented with bemusement at how cake alone could cause so much fat buildup.

Rolling her eyes at her mother’s antics Palutena removed the fat from Celestia’s breasts shrinking them down to their previous DD-cup, then took the rest of the fat that was in her body and spread it evenly. And teleported the excess into the sun, which did give her butt and thighs just that light bit of padding that made them nice to squeeze, but didn’t take away their tone.

“Regardless, we’re off to get milked!” Sharp shouted, clearly excited for the event as she stepped out of Ava, dressed similarly to Crescent, only with spikes and stiletto heeled boots, which went well with her dragon paws to be honest. “If all three of us do it separately, we’ll get even more milk!”

“I swear Sharp, you’ve got a lactation fetish.” Crescent commented, looking a bit flushed.

“We all do.” Ava pointed out blandly.

“To the milker~!” Sharp declared, pulling a fairly large device with a bunch of hoses from her cleavage before shrinking down to an average 6-feet not counting her neck, and striding out the door, Ava, and an admittedly excited Crescent following.

“Do we even have a milker here?” Palutena stage whispered to Celestia who shook her head in bemusement, “some poor stallion is going to get a nasty surprise.”

“Or a pleasant one.” Echoed Sharp’s voice from Palu’s Echo. “Oh, and heads up, anyone with executive access can observe you through the Echo, kinda a standard feature. But anyway, we’re just gonna find a nice room, and start filling barrels enchanted to preserve the milk. You all have a fun time!” Sharp called out, clearly happy and oddly pleasant, maybe getting that piece of her back improved her mood?

“Well, so long as you don’t start that whole buttstallion thing that handsome jack went on about.” A screen popped out of thin air..wait, I’ve had a HUD this whole time?! upon inspection Palutena noticed it showed Crescent as a diamond crystal pony stallion, aiming his butt at the screen with a sheepish look on his face.

Palutena shook her head at Crescent’s antics, but hid a small smirk,

Ava’s voice cooed through the Echo. “Already started milking sweetie, unless you wanna hear us pant and groan, you’d best let us hang up.”

“Um by the way, am I stuck with the standard inventory deck? Does that mean I am stuck finding those expansion decks” Palutena asked hopefully, since Echo would be a nice alternative to just making everything and summoning it around.

“Sweetie, you’re not Dox living in a world controlled by DnD logic, or up against an evil Megacorp bent on your destruction, the short answer is no. You buy them. Only 499.99 Bits. Don’t complain about the price, that’s the Boss’s pricing.” Ava answered, getting more and more lusty in tone, making us all blush slightly.

“Oh thank Faust I don’t need to use Eridium, and speaking of megacorps, do you have a copy of handsome jack’s token? I may have some interesting propositions for him and not like the one his Celestia keeps trying, which is adorable if not a bit creepy.”

“Mmph...afraid not, Boss and Boss Lady don’t let us distribute his Tokens, you’ll have to contact Hyperion Customer Support, input the Displaced keyword, request Token, sign several contracts, and then wait to be contacted by either Jack, if he’s willing to bother, or Faust. Also, we do accept Eridium, it’s very valuable to us, so we’ll take Eridium in place of bits for just about anything.” Ava informed, moaning as wet sucking noises carried over the line.

“Sigh I guess I am just going to have to tear the void a new one. Maybe I’ll try a void dweller on the way? I hear they are a delicacy.” Palutena said with all seriousness.

“Don’t dear, they might be a relative. Also they might tear you asunder and make you cease to exist. Don’t test forces that are generally greater than mortal comprehension-AH! Sh-Sharp not-oh~!” Ava cried out in pleasure, before hanging up.

Palutena sighed and looked down at her little fillies and colts, she smiled warmly down at them as they snuggled against her body for warmth.

A doctor from before walked over and nervously said, “Your highness, we are going to be keeping you here to observe and monitor your condition and those of your foals for a couple of days, and make sure not to strain yourself,” Once he was finished explaining​ he ran away to escape so he wouldn't incur Palutena's wrath and she rolled her eyes in exasperation.

“Now don't you worry, Pally, it's just standard procedure,” Celestia explained and smiled warmly.

Celestia turned to the foals in her and Palutena's arms, “Our foals are beautiful, Pally. My little ones, I hope you grow up strong, healthy and kind,” she added as she kissed each of them and then Palutena after she noticed her pouting. “I love you Palutena, Nova, Quartz, Sunny, Verdant, Rose, Serenity, and you as well Harmony and Pandora, we’ll raise you right this time.”

Author's Notes:

this is a three way crossover, Ava and sharp from Hello stranger
Rin from The Beating of my heart
Asphyxious from a lich of metal and souls