Fallout: Equestia – Unscrewed Audio Files
Chapter 12: Audio Log #012: Wait Just a Minuette
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(unknown pony) **very raspy** There that should fix it. You’d think she’d take better care of you.
**startled gasp**
Where am I? Who are you?
**growl**
Give me back my recorder! BARK! BARKBARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!
**growl**
(unknown pony) **very raspy** That is another thing she got right. I thought she was crazy when she gave me this task. “Find the pony who barks when you meet her.” I’m Minuette. You are in my denist office–what’s left of it. And here is your recorder **tic** I fixed it for you.
Who got what right?
(Minuette) **very raspy** **sigh** I wish I could tell you, but here is the answer she told me to tell you if you asked: Spoilers–Though she always adopted the most ridiculous Braytten accent. All I can say is the answers are in the recordings on your recorder.
You are not the first pony to tell me that. Frankly it's frustrating. Did ponies forget how to be straightforward while I was committed?
(Minuette) **very raspy** Ponies forgot how to do a lot of things during the war. They forgot how to love and tolerate. They replaced it with hatred and malice.
**shuffling** I got that impre-ESSION! **flop** OUCH!
(Minuette) **very raspy** Right, your leg–don’t walk on it, it is broken.
**crack**wince** Can’t you heal it?
(Minuette) **very raspy** Fresh out of healing potions. You may have noticed our animal-like former pony problem. My friends and I are the same, bit hard to kill and as long as we are near the littlehorn agent, it somehow heal us. No need to keep track of healing potions when we became–well this.
Any thoughts on how to heal me?
(Minuette) **very raspy** Yes, actually. Moondancer had a theory. You became similar to us though magic radiation exposure, right?
I think so.
(Minuette) **very raspy** She guessed that by the necrosis and hair loss. She theorizes that if littlehorn agent has healing effects on us–since it was the thing that changed us–maybe radiation has the same effect on you?
Ok, will it work?
(Minuette) **very raspy** I’m a dentist, not an arcane scientist. I just wanted you awake before I could possibly kill you–to get consent. My x-ray was damaged by the gas. I turn it on, the system goes critical and magic radiation fills the room. Moon’s theory works you are healed, it doesn’t well–
Do it.
**boop**door opening**door closing**boop**beep**beep**beeeeeep**FZZZZZDT**
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(Minuette) **very raspy**muffled** You still alive in there?
I feel warm and tingly, is that normal?
(Minuette) **very raspy**muffled** Debatable. Your leg?
**shuffling sounds**hop**hop**hop**
Seems to be healed.
(Minuette) **very raspy**muffled** Pay up Moondancer! Your theory totally worked.
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