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Chapter 1: Chapter 1v2
Load Full Story Next ChapterI sighed boredly as I walked through the convention. I’d finally managed to go to one, thinking it’d be something that’d stir some emotion in me… but with all other things, nothing. I saw a mirror to my right, and examined myself.
Well, I looked like that except for the pellets and the vines… hadn’t quite had time for the latter and lost the former on the way here. Putting my hands in the pockets of my outfit, I wandered around looking at the various venders and such.
I noticed two people dressed up as what looked like aliens. They appeared to be aliens from the Ben ten television show but I couldn't tell which ones. One looked a little like diamond Head but was light blue with three shards leaving it's forehead. The other looked like some sort of fire snake, they were both holding plumber badges if I remember correctly from the Ben ten show, the stall they were at looking interesting.
Deciding to check it out, I strolled over there and silently looked around at the items in the shop. As I browsed, I heard someone coming up besides me, making me turn to inspect the new arrival.
And then look down, barely seeing the top of a head and some fake ears.
The person was a young kid, a girl, with obviously dyed orange red hair to match the paper fox ears on top of her head. Her hair was long and loose and somewhat unkempt.
Her eyes were a slightly dull brown color, with some weird paint to act like eyeshadow. She wore a fur suit, which was just made of paper with trimmings, fake paws on her hands and a poorly made fox tail.
Other than that, there was nothing of note of besides the Black headphone with red orange cushioning on her real ears. I noticed the other two people were gone. “Hey there,” I greeted the kid emotionlessly before turning back to the vendors wares.
I didn’t hear a response from her, but I did see her come up to the vendor and browse it as well. Eventually, I found some very familiar looking pellets and narrowed my eyes. Picking one up, I turned it over. “Hey, Vendor, where’d you get these?” I asked neutrally.
“My employer has connections to many franchises.” The vendor responded smiling.
“Uh huh, wanna explain the name on the bottom?” I asked as I stared at the vendor, making sure I kept the name in sight the whole time.
“What name?” He asked raising an eyebrow. Still seeing the name, I gestured to it.
“That one,” I replied, idleing noting in the corner of my eye the little girl taking her headphone off.
“What about it?” He asked.
“Why’s my name on the bottom? I lost a couple pellets just like this earlier, and it looks like I’ve found them again,” I said with a bit of an edge in my tone. I did not like people stealing my things.
“I got those today from my employer, mayhaps you lost them and he picked them up. Nonetheless they do belong to me now unless you have your Id.” He said shrugging.
Still with my eye on the name, having an inkling who this was, I pulled my wallet out and showed the Id to the man, the name matching the one of the pellets.
“Very well they are yours.” He said nodding. “However without proof of ownership I cannot just give them away, how do I know these didn't belong to someone with the same name?”
This dude was getting me a little mad now. “How about the birth date below that?” I shot back. I was really paranoid about people stealing my stuff, so I made sure to have both on my things. The odds of someone with the same name and birthday are so slim that if he continued this it’d just be more ridiculous than anything.
“The last two people that were here had the same name and birthday, then again their parents were apparently ass holes and they were twins so… take em.” He said.
Taking a deep breath to calm one of the only emotions I could feel and didn’t like one bit, I sighed. “Thank you. Now this has been a wonderful time waste, how much are those vines I can see? Make this whole idiotic situation worthwhile for both of us,” I said as my mind slowly calmed, scooping my pellets up.
“You're mean…” I heard the little girl mumble a bit before gasping a little.
“Well I’m not the theif, am I?” I responded simply with a shrug. “Neither is this vendor if his boss gave him the pellets, but he was still being a bit mean about the whole thing when I just wanted what I worked on back.”
“I was only having a little fun, it's boring just standing here all day.” He said. “And the vines are 50$ total.”
Putting the pellets in my pocket, I fished two twenties and two fives out of my still present wallet, silently handing the vendor the money. He took it and handed me the vines, smiling.
“Have a nice day.” He waved to me. I simply nodded, but decided to stick around for a bit.
“S-sir?” The little girl said, speaking to the vendor.
“Yes little one?” He said politely to the little girl.
“C-can I have that…?” She said, pointing to an orb. “The… Buji… Buji? Uh…”
“Bijudama?” He said picking it up and handing it to her. “Five dollars.” He smiled.
She smiled before tugging through a tiny cute fox designed purse she had strapped around her shoulder. “Uhm…” She mumbles before producing three dollars and some coins before slowly counting them.
“That's more than enough little one.” He chuckled taking the three dollars. “You keep the rest.”
She blinked, obviously not having expected this. “Really?” She breathed as she broke into a smile.
He nodded and smiled, pulling out some money out of his own pocket when she couldn't see and put it all in the register. With that all done, and seeing nothing else I’d want, I turned to leave.
“Have fun!” The vendor said in a faded and dark laugh, as I looked at the girl.
“Sis!” She yelled out as she ran out and into another girl’s arms . “Look!”
Her orb began emanating a seal similar to the one Naruto had on his stomach, I watched her as she and the other girl became pure chakra and was pulled into the orb. I didn’t even get to take in the other girl’s appearance.
“So… you’re that vendor…” I mumbled before feeling myself be pulled through oblivion.
Groaning, I woke up feeling… green. Opening my eyes, I looked around where I was. I seemed to be in some kind of park, which was thankfully empty at the moment. Turning a bit, I saw other forms on the ground.
The first and the smallest was a red-orange furred fox like animal with black fur around its eyes that stretches to its ears, red irises with black slits for pupils and the upper-body structure of a human, complete with opposable thumbs on its clawed hands.
Much like a kit, it was lean and soft and had a round face. However, it had nine twitching tails.
The other was a girl. She was young, maybe close to her early to mid-teens with a large amount of baby fat still in her round face. Which is why I thought her breasts were fake, way too big for her age…
The girl had short slightly bobbed hair colored white with just barely a hint of peach init. She wore a sort of sleeveless, shoulder less turtle neck thin white sweater with three fluff balls going down it. She also wore a dark red short skirt, almost black with it turning brighter and having flower patterns. It wasn’t mini skirt levels of short, only just barely above her knees. But it did seem to poof a bit.
On her feet, she had slip-on ballet shoe and white stockings.
Finally, she had two little fluffy wolf ears on her head as well as a red Tokin, and a fluffy tail to match her ears.
On the other side of me there were two human people that looked exactly the same, one was a boy with white frosted hair, wearing a light blue jacket and black pants. The other person was a female with short fire like hair, a red t shirt and similar pants. Both had plumber badges from Ben ten on their chests. The girl's chest not that bad I'd say a c cup.
“Well… this is interesting,” I commented. I finished in my pocket, and felt my pellets in there. I felt five in there right now, but only needed four, so I took that many out. I flicked one at each of the sleeping people. I didn’t really feel like hurting them, but it’d be more beneficial if they were awake.
The boy with the frosted hair woke up and yawned right as I did, the pellet getting stuck in his throat. I just deadpanned at this. He punched his chest and spit it out easily, glaring at me.
“Did you do that?” He asked.
“I was trying to wake you all up,” I replied as the other pellets hit, summoning the one he spit out back to me, before it disappeared. One time use, good to know.
“Alright then.” He said as the little fox groan loudly and shifted before stumbling up, looking confused.
"Ow, ow, ow...:” The little fox, sounding feminine whine loudly, in a bit of pain form my ‘friendliness pellet’, while the Wolf girl… snored with a goofy face and a bit of drool running down her cheek.
“Well, close enough,” I mumbled to myself. “Hello there, I believe we all met at the vendor's stand that sent us here?”
The fox glanced up at me before yelping and stumbling back a bit. “W-who are you?!” She yipped. “W-whats going on?!”
“Where are we?” The boy said as the little fox starts to panic a little bit. “Hey hey Don't worry, you'll be fine.” The boy said petting her hair.
“We’re likely in some variation of pony land,” I replied neutrally with a shrug, hands going into my pockets.
“Wh-what?” The little fox said, shaking in the other’s arms, scared for what was going on and confused for the same reason.
“WAIT you mean my little pony?” The boy asked as the busty girl snored loudly and mubmling cutely in her deep sleep.
“T-that show?” The little fox like creature said with an ear twitch I nodded to the two of them.
“The same. Unfortunately for me, I’ll likely be seen as some kind of abomination and sealed soon, if I were to interact with anyone, so I must bid you farewell,” I said as I turned to leave.
“I'm confused.” The boy had said blinking as his sister woke up.
“What's up?” The girl asked, looking at her brother with a sleepy and confused expression clear on her face.
“We were transported to some form of Equestria by the vendor we bought stuff from,” I simplified for him with a irritated roll of my eyes. This seemed to upset the fox kit thing.
“Are you going to be ok?” The boy asked the Fox.
“N-no, I’m scared…” She said with a shudder.
The boy petted her head again trying to calm her down. Seeing I wasn’t needed here, I continued my way out.
“Should you really leave? Unless you want to be turned to stone some friends might be helpful.” The boy told me.
I sighed, acknowledging his point and turning around. “Names?” I suggested to him so that I could learn their names.
“Considering what I am now.” He said looking over himself. “Icicle.”
“And I'm Lava flow.” The girl said giggling.
“Sounds like something from Ben 10,” I commented dryly as I deadpanned at the two of them.
“We're fan made aliens.” Icicle said. “My species is iciclian, my sister's is magmalian.”
“H-hi…” The little fox said with a gulp. “S-sophie… Er, what am I?” She said, looking down at herself.
“You appear to be a chibi Kyuubi,” I replied to her. “And you may call me Flowey for now I suppose. My old name is useless to me now.”
“K-kyuubi?!” She squealed, seeming to panic a bit. “Th-that’s bad! I-I think…” Sophia said with a gulp.
“Luckily for you, you are not extruding any malice. You should be fine,” I reassured with a dismissive wave of my hand.
“Don't get my sister pissed now she'll melt the ground itself.” Icicle chuckled. The busty wolf girl mumble in her sleep again, shifting to her side. Then she yelped as she pricked herself on a sharp rocks.
“Oowowowowo!” She yipped, waving her hand around before sucking her cut finger.
I deadpanned at this. “How did the pellet not wake you… but cutting your finger did?” I questioned to myself.
“Because it hurts a lot!” She yelled shrilly, her ears and tail wilting as she made a little doggie whine.
“Here let me try something.” Icicle said looking at the cut, a little cold air coming off his finger as he pressed it to hers gently. Soothing the pain.
Her tail went straight up and poofed a little bit as she shuddered a little from the cold. “Th-thanks.” She said as she started to relax and she glanced at her finger. “Wait, how did you do that?”
“It isn't all that difficult, like an ice pack on an injury.” Icicle chuckled patting her head.
She smiled before standing up with a bounce. “Yosh~!” The girl said. “Nice costume by the way.” She said.
“Thanks, though I'm not supposed to be humanoid.” Icicle said thinking. “Oh well.”
She tilted her head with a little hum. “Whatta you mean by that?” She said, leaning forward and neatly stumbling. “Woah!” She said as she stopped herself. “...why does my chest feel heavy?”
“Probably because of your breasts.” Icicle said boldly.
She blinked while Sophie sweatdropped. “Say wha?” She said before looking down and yelping. “What the heck?! Since when did I have these?!”
“Probably after coming here.” Icicle said shrugging as I saw his sister giggling.
As Lava Flow giggled, the wolf girl was checking herself out, humming confusion. She then looked at her tail before looking up at her twitching wolf ears. “I’m… Momiji?” She said, noticing Sophie at the same time.
“It appears so,” I commented.
She looked to us. “And, who are you guys?” The wolf girl asked.
“Me and my sister are fan made aliens from Ben ten.” Icicle said.
“Flowey,” I replied simply with a shrug of my shoulders. If they didn’t know who that was it wasn’t my problem.
“Wait from undertale?” Lava asked raising an eyebrow. I nodded to the volcanic being, face neutral.
“Great, we're in the presence of a god.” Icicle said. “Well if you get the necessary souls.”
“And who’s this?” She points to the little fox in Icicle’s arms, ignoring the god comment… rather unusual.
“Sis, it’s me!” She whined in response. “Sophie!” She says, ears wilting a little bit.
The wolf girl gapped for a few seconds before swiping Sophie out of Icicle’s arms. “You’re so cuuutee!” Okay, that hurt my ears a little bit. And I’m sure the squeeze hurt Sophie just a little, if the gag was anything to go by.
“So are you, but I don't think your sister wants to be a pancake.” Icicle chuckled.
“Eh?” She says before giggling sheepishly when she noticed her sister turning blue. “Eheh, sorry Soph…” She said before holding her sister in a more comfortable way. “Well, since I turned into the Wolf Youkai herself, call me Momiji!”
“What about you?” Icicle asked her sister.
Sophie hummed a bit in displeasure, seeming to get a little shy. “K-kyuubi…” She says a little oddly.
“Cute.” Icicle and his sister chuckled.
“Yosh!” Momiji said with a small bounce, making Kyuubi yelp a little. “So, what are we doing?”
“How about we look around for anything fun to do.” Icicle said smiling.
“Fun?” The two sisters repeated. “Like what?” Momiji finished, looking a little giddy with energy.
“How about we go find a playground or something?” Icicle suggested.
“Let's check that school.” Lava said pointing to a large building. I shrugged. It was as good as a place to start as any.
“Kay!” The two little girls said before jogging ahead. Well, Kyuubi didn’t seemed to want to go ahead, but being in her sister's arms made that hard to do.
I followed the group, keeping an eye out for trouble. Momiji giggled as she got ahead, her sister protesting a little bit in worry and shyness. Icicle chuckled and followed them, his sister however had a… strange energy around her almost evil.
The girls didn’t notice it of course. I, however, had my eyes narrowed at her. I was wary of her.
“What are you looking at.” She asked glancing behind her at me.
“Something feels off about you,” I said simply.
“It should.” She said smirking as she turned her head back to the front. I raised an eyebrow at this. Curious. Deciding to dwell on it later, we soon arrived at the school.
“This place is cool.” Icicle said making a pun.
“Boo.” Momiji replied almost instantly and with a deadpan. “That sucked.” She stated, her ears and tail as stone still as her expression. This made her little sister chuckle a little bit sheepishly with a sweatdrop.
“Smiley trashbag has better puns than you,” I added dryly.
“Who? What?” Icicle asked apparently not knowing he punned.
“Ice, cool.” Lava said making Icicle facepalm. I shook my head at this. Idiots… Then we all jumped a bit at Momiji’s surprisingly believable growl. It also freaked her out a bit, which is why she stopped it immediately and held a hand to her mouth.
“You sound hungry,” I commented, trying to get that growl out of my mind.
Then her stomach took a turn to growl. Loudly. Embarrassed, Momiji giggled sheepishly while rubbing the back of her head.
“That was cute.” Icicle said before he chuckled, sneaking another glance at the wolf girl.
“Are you flirting with my sister?” Sophie said with a sweatdrop while Momiji just looked at a butterfly.
“Maybe, maybe not you'll never know.” Icicle said as he smirked, enjoying teasing the fox girl.
He got a sort of blank look from her. “I think I do know…” She says with a bigger sweatdrop before yelping when her sister lunged for the butterfly.
Icicle shrugged smirking wider as he continued to tease them. I just ignored them at this point, looking around for anyone to direct us anywhere. As I looked around, I noticed something strange. There was a very… familiar statue at the front of the school.
Detaching from the group, I wandered up to the statue and examined it. It was a stature of a horse, and a strange energy emanating from the side near the school. Vaguely I heard Sophie whine about something while Momiji was...barking? Almost?
“Wan wan!” That's the closest I can describe it.
“What's going on?” I heard Icicle ask. I turned around to see what was going on, getting a bit irritated.
There, Momiji was chasing the butterfly from before...on all fours and rather agile. Her sister held onto his neck, yelling loudly. “I want off this ride~!” She cried.
Icicle and lava both facepalmed while chuckling. Rolling my eyes, I poked at this mirror to see if anything happened. Nothing did, and I shrugged. Guess we weren’t quite that far in the timeline quite yet.
“So, we’re in the human world… I don’t know whether that’s better or worse,” I commented loud enough for the others to hear.
Momiji skidded to a stop and looked at me. “Whatta you mean?” She asked as her sister groaned while hanging on still with swirls for eyes.
“Well, being in the human world could have… complications. For me? I’ll be fine, you four, however, are strange creatures that are quite obvious, besides if you can think you can pull it off as a cosplay… though I doubt this,” I said as I shrugged.
“Momiji least so, she can hide her ears and tail…” Kyuubi pointed out, seeming to be jealous of that fact.. “Right?” She said somewhat innocently while Momiji glanced up at her ears.
“Hey me and my sister are human, we just have powers… that we can't use” Icicle said shrugging. “And as for the tail and ears, I'm sure we can find some clothes that'll handle that.”
“And the fact that you two make the area seem warmer or colder based on you your next to won’t let off any alarms,” I sarcastically replied. “If you two wish to be next to each other constantly, I suppose it could work… but Sophie either needs to learn to shapeshift or start acting like a mutated fox.”
Seeming to ignore my naming slip up, Kyuubi whined loudly much like a fox at the idea. “But… I don’t wanna…” Right, she’s like six or something.
Icicle rolled his eyes, his sister however growled at me. Her hair becoming more flame like, as she clenched her knuckles. “You do know that we created these aliens, we don't let off any temperature changes.”
I shrugged. “Maybe, you could have just not thought of it when the biology that would be required for you to possess those powers would demand such things,” I told them before turning to the school. “We should get registered in this world to avoid suspicion.”
Momiji groaned with a light growl, crossing her arms childishly. “Ugh, do we have to go to… school?” She said with obvious displeasure while her sister just sweat dropped.
“Considering how accepting the school was to Twilight just randomly appearing and settling herself, this would be the easiest place to acquire both shelter and a legal presence in this world,” I responded neutrally.
She whine childishly. “But it’s schooooool!” She said, waving her arms around. “The most boring place on the freakin planet!”
Deciding to be a bit mean, I turned and smirked at them. “Then it is too bad you all can feel correctly. I will not be getting bored,” I replied before turning and walking towards the
entrance of the school building.
“I like school “ Icicle said. “There's interesting shit going on all the time if you know where to look.”
Lava snorted and glared at him. “I'm not looking forward to guys trying to hit on me like before.”
“Depending on the timeline, just flare a little heat. If we are fun enough we should be able to simply brush it off as magic,” I called back to them, opening the door for them. I was a emotionless bastard, but I had manners… when I wanted.
“Thanks.” Icicle said as he walked passed me, Lava saying the same. Momijij whined again like a brat before she picked Kyuubi back up and sulted after us. Once inside, we wandered the halls until making it to the principles.
Looking over the group, I sighed. “Who would like to be the negotiator?” I asked neutrally to them all.
“Obviously not the kids.” Lava chuckled. I rolled my eyes a little at this, waiting for them to pick. “Not me or Icicle, we suck at talking to people.”
Sighing a bit, I turned. “Guess it’s me then,” I replied as I knocked on the door.
“Yes? Come in.” A voice spoke out from behind the door. Nodding, I opened and walked in. Icicle waited at the door and let his sister and the other two girls go first.
In the chair behind the desk sat a white skinned adult with rainbow-like hair. She looks up and at first, there is a smile, but it is replaced with confusion at the odd looks of those girls. “How can I help you?” She asks.
“Me and my friends need admittance into the school,” I replied simply without bothering to play around with what I wanted.
“What’s your current grade?” She asks as she begins to shuffle through papers.
“Me and my sister are seniors.” Icicle said. I highly doubted that.
“First year!” Kyuubi said, raising a paw.
“Third grade…” Momiji raised a hand dejectedly.
“I had previously been in twelfth as well,” I added at the end after letting everyone else go first.
She shuffles through a few other pages, checking for schedules and where she could place the kids. “By the way, my name is Celestia. Forgive me that I didn’t say so earlier, the paperwork has piled up ever since Sunset turned into that… thing… and was stopped” Celestia said.
“That’s fine,” I said with a nod to her. So second movie then. Sirens will be my target then.
Icicle and Lava chuckled at the fact that Celestia didn't know what we all are. I sent back a glare at the two idiots.
“All I ask, is for you and your friends to behave, I’d hate to have a repeat incident...” Celestia said with a serious look to her eyes.
I nodded with a smile. “Of course,” I replied.
“Y-yes ma’am!” The girls both said, standing up straight.
“So if I may ask ma'am what did Happen?” Icicle asked. “With this Sunset Shimmer?”
“Sunset Shimmer wanted to use the students of this school to take over…Well I doubt you'd believe me.” Celestia said shaking her head. “Anyway she obtained real Magic and turned into… a demon would be the best phrase.”
“What happened to her?” Lava asked. I think that's rather good acting. Surprising.
“She has seen the error if her ways and we've all given her a second chance.” Celestia smiled softly. So definitely second movie or later, then. Interesting...
“Well, I suppose we should head to our first class, or is that tomorrow?” I asked the Celestia neutrally.
“It's been two hours since school has started, you can still attend one of them, or you can wait till tommorow so that you can attend them all.” Celestia said as she pulls out a paper out of her drawer, she hands five copies to us.
“Alright,” I replied as took the copies, “Thank you,” I added before moving to leave, gesturing for the others to follow.
Icicle waved to Celestia politely before leaving with his sister. “Bye miss!” Kyuubi said with a small wave while her sister carried her along while dragging her feet, ear wilted.
We left before the principal could respond. “Alright, now to make sure we have shelter,” I said, thinking. What would be a good place?
“I have some cash left from the convention.” Icicle said. “It should be enough for at least a month worth of rent.”
“I lost my money... and my clothes…” Kyuubi said with a grumble, her tails flicking briefly in agitation.
Momiji shrugged. “I’m broke.” She said simply and without worry. I looked in my pockets and found I had about a couple thousand in there. Yes I expected this and took my money with me.
“We should be fine for a while…” I said neutrally. “Now to find somewhere close enough we don’t need to walk far to get here. Preferably with some space for some things…” I mumbled as we walked towards the exit.
“And with a Tv!” Momiji said with a light hop in her step and getting ahead of us.
Icicle chuckled, nodding. “But before that we'll need to get jobs so we can get food and stuff.”
“Food!” Lava said happily and shortly after joined in by the little wolf girl, her tail wagging. I noticed Icicle had wandered off once we got outside, apparently being the only one. “Hey wait… where'd Icicle go?”
“Ugh, that idiot…” I mumbled, shaking my head. “Whatever, we can tell him where we’ll be sleeping tomorrow. For now let’s go find an apartment,” I said as I continued walking.
“Kay!” Momiji said, bouncing a bit on her heels.
“Knowing him he probably went to take a piss.” Lava chuckled, shaking her head at her brothers idiocy.
The girls paused while still walking before looking at Lava. “Piss?” Both of them said both asked with adorable tilted heads.
“It means pee, don’t use that word. It’s a big kid word,” I replied to the children's inquiry.
“Yeah, don't use it till your at least ten.” She laughed. “But seriously don't copy me!”
“Kay!” They both said with a nod before moving on, Momiji adding a slight kick to her step, ears twitching at every sound. And with that we went to find a place to stay.
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