Author's Notes:

Okay, after a bit of the comments going on and, also the ratings, decided to do a little rewriting on my part.

Oh, and if you know how Maud is...yeah, that's our human for this

"Ah bloody…!" a yell sounds out as a grunt sound hits the grassy ground. "What the fuck?!" a muffled yell sounds out as a big human with a set of old clothing that seems full of holes and ripped in some places, starts to get up and look around. "Fuck me. Where did that bastard go?"

"Sister, are you sure about this? We have tried this before but it didn't work," Luna, a blue pony with a horn and wings with a waving starry blue mane and a moon cutie mark on her flank, wearing a dark blue dress that glittered, says.

Celestia, another white pony with a set of a horn and wings, waving prismatic mane and tail and a sun cutie mark on her flank, in the same type of dress, though more conservative as it covered her more and had an armored area on her chest, frowns as she kept reading through the books. "We need to keep trying. This world needs it after what happened this decade."

"But nothing was ever summoned by this," Luna adds.

"We tried to find them after summoning them…could be they were taken before we even could get at them," Celestia suggested.

"You still say that, but we have never found evidence of this," Luna reminds.

"Maybe because we haven't found them," Celestia says sighing and shaking her head.

"I say there were none to be found in the first place," Luna insists.

"And I was talking about evidence. There might be something out there that knows we taking measures against them. I just hope we can have at least one before we burn ourselves out," Celestia says hopefully.

"We should be training and arming an army, but no, too expensive you say, too demanding on the citizens," Luna says, going on a rant, no longer hearing her.

"They are constantly having sex! Why do you think I am not taxing them on that?!" Celestia yells, throwing her arm toward the window out of the castle where an orgy was happening in the park below.

"No. Can't cut down the trees to build more ballistas you say. Think of the little birds, you said," Luna rants as Celestia started to tune her out.

"I just hope this works," Celestia says to herself as she goes back to the book as she started casting her spell.

"No mares or stallions you say. They would be corrupted and having an all day orgy you said," Luna says, still on a rant.

"Bloody…where am I?" The man asks, having been wandering around for the last hour before hearing some leaves shake and then yelling that started out quiet before it becomes louder and then leaves and branches shaking as something hits it as the yelling stops and becomes grunts of pain. The man then steps back as something fell in front of him and began hanging from the branches.

"Hi…" The thing says as the man sees it strangely looks like a dragon…on two legs? "Care to get me down before the branch bother my scales?"

The man was almost tempted to take out his submachine guns and pump this thing full of lead, pausing to take in the sight of what is his target. "Um…sure…" the man says, playing confused as he takes out a small knife and cuts off a branch.

"Yipe!" the dragon yells as he falls to the ground. "Ow," he groans as what the man sees as his cloak, covering him. Giving him a chance to reach for his guns.

So he decided to play along. "So what are yARG!" the man calls as a human hand was now though his chest. The hand suddenly withdrew, leaving a gaping hole in the man's chest.

The black-scaled dragon sighs as he stands up and looks to the man as he falls, showing another human male behind him standing with a bloody hand as he wore a military green set of clothing, but no guns on his hips. "Are you going to kill me too?"

"I wasn't paid to kill you unlike this thief," the man informs before stomping on the man's head as he tried to crawl away, killing him before grabbing the guns that are on the dead man.

The dragon hums. "I see. Well, this makes things eaiser on my part. Must have been chasing me for quite some time for you to be like this...and I have been running for a while. By the way, who are you?"

"Not really much of a concern, don't you thi…" the man stopped as a small red creature lands nearby.

"Huh. Never thought to see an imp before," the dragon says as he keeps his arms under his body cloak.

"You want something?" the man asks neutrally as when he killed the man.

"Yeah…some fresh meat," the demonic looking little red imp says licking his lips. "How about you two come with me and I'll give you something to enjoy? If you two don't know each from what I've seen, I can let you get comfortable with each other."

They both just stare at the imp. "I'm killing him," the dragon says holding up his hand, brandishing his claws before he was suddenly in front of the imp, his arm outstretched before the imp fell dead as his head split apart.

"Fair enough," the man responds unfazed as the dragon got a good look at him.

"Some human," the dragon says, seeing that he is wearing some dark clothes and bandana with a wolf skull crest while having black, mid-length hair and hazel eyes. "You seem unique," he says, digging through the imp's packs.

"Maybe," he says, walking past.

The dragon hums as he finally finds something. "Oh. Something good," he says pulling out a bottle of something white. "Looks like milk."

"You really want to try anything from a demon's pack?" the man asks, making the dragon hesitate.

"Um…if it was the last thing to eat and drink," the dragon says putting it in his cloak and catching up.

"Most likely curse or something. Also, it might not be milk if you know what I mean," the human says.

"I don't mind," the dragon says shrugging.

"So you're gay," the man says.

"Bi. I like to go to town on everyone who wants it or deserves it," the dragon says proudly.

"Try that with me and the body count will be three," the man informs neutrally, not looking back to him.

"You don't look like one for sex. So I'll not even try. You probably won't be fun either," the dragon grumbles as he rolls his eyes.

"Obviously. I am not in the confederation anymore," the human says.

"Confederation?" the dragon asks raising an eyebrow.

"Where I hunted the thief to kill him," the man informs.

"Huh…well what are you going to do now? I mean, you obviously are now lost," the dragon says looking around the forest.

"And you aren't?" the man asks.

"Touche, good sir. Touche," the dragon says shaking his head.

"So where there is one of those things, there must be more," the man points out.

"You want to hunt them?" the dragon asks looking to him.

"Might get paid for killing the pests," the man says.

"But what if we don't find someone to get us paid? Then it would be a useless fight," the dragon points out.

"True, but they piss me off I don't mind," the man says.

"Then how will you get paid?" the dragon asks tilting his head.

"Money is only a means to an end for me," the man says, his tone unchanging.

"You need to get laid," the dragon says crossing his arms.

"Spike, do that somewhere else or even not on the books, please," Twilight, a purple pony unicorn with a two tone mane and tail of a purple and dark pink color and a magic sparkle cutie mark on her flank, while wearing a set of purple mage robes, says to the masturbating purple dragon with green fins who is sitting nearby as she tries to read a book.

"I can't help it Twi. I am burning up," Spike says setting a block of ice on his head.

Twilight sighs, trying to flip through the pages of her book. "Well this might help," she says holding up her hand to him, her hand lighting up with purple magic before hearing Spike sigh in relief. "This should cool you down for a while," she says turning to him and groans out loud as she sees the seamen all over the books in front of him. "And it gives the relief to you as well. Damn. You need to take a cold bath and not a seven-hour bubble bath."

"Alright, alright," Spike says as Twilight cleans the books with magic.

Twilight shakes her head as she puts the books back after they were clean. "This decade-long trouble is getting to be too much trouble now. How long is this going to take?"

"Hey Twi, how is it best to kill a group of imps again?" Rainbow calls.

Twilight blinks and rushes over to the blue pegasus with a rainbow mane and tail and a thundercloud with lightning as a cutie mark, wearing a pair of trainer shorts and a sports shirt that hugged her slim form, at the window and sees a gaggling group of imps heading towards the town. "Not again!" Twilight yells and groans. "If they beat anyone, it's a full on fuckfest. Magic is the best way to hit them all at once. An area of effect really," Twilight explains, trying to figure out a spell.

"Well, we have them all hogtied and were considering burning them," Applejack, an orange earth pony with blond mane and tail with three red apples as a cutie mark, wearing a flannel shirt and jeans and a stetson hat on her head, informs.

"That was fast," Twilight says now seeing them all tied up and struggling in Applejack's lasso. "Okay. Burn the lot of them. I can't figure out a way to purify them in fact."

"Get the kindling!" Applejack calls.

"Ah! Let us go!" one of the imp yells as they all struggle.

"So what do you see?" the man calls to the dragon looking around in the air.

"Woods, woods, woods, and a building," the dragon says excitedly as he comes down and points in a direction. "Thataway."

"Lead the way," the human instructs.

The dragon rushes down the path as it becomes more well-worn as they came upon a treehouse looking building that is built around a tree around a pond. "Huh. There's something you don't see every day."

The man watches it in silence for a few moments before looking like he was going to move on.

"Well…?" the dragon asks grinning.

"Not interested anymore," the man says before looking up. "Hello."

The dragon looks up as well and they both see a yellow flying pegasus with a pink mane and tail and three pink butterflies as a cutie mark, wearing a loose blouse and tight sweatpants, holding some birds in her arms. "Um…hello…you are not imps…are you?"

"Nice ass!" the dragon yells happily and grinning.

"Who are you now?" the human asks looking past her seeing a few more wearing blue and yellow flying in formation.

"I'm…uh…Fluttershy," the pegasus whispers as she hides behind her mane, trying to figure out why a dragon and a cloaked pony, or what she believes is a pony, is traveling through the forest together.

The dragon raises an eyebrow. "Fluttershy? That's a cute name," he says smirking.

"Them?" the human says pointing passed her.

Fluttershy, seeing this, turns around and squints to see what he was pointing at before spotting the wonderbolt members. "Oh…that's the Wonderbolts. A flying team."

The dragon scratches his head. "Flying team? Hum."

"Looks like they are being chased," the human says.

"My turn. Maybe I will get a reward, in the form of a nice piece of ass." the dragon says smirking as he opens his wings from under the cloak and flies up towards the flying team.

"Odds of being mistaken for one of the things chasing them?" the human asks Fluttershy as she gesturing odds were very balanced.

The dragon laughs loudly as he spins into the mid-high-flight and tackles one of the attackers who turns out to be a hourglassed figure of a harpy with red waist length hair, light blue hair over its chest and blue hair all over itself from the waist down, yellow hand claws with some blood on the tips of them. "Hey sexy!" the dragon yells and the harpy he tackled screeches at him and was about to scratch at him, but the dragon grabs her hand as he stops flying and forces her hand back slowly and then squeezes her clawed wing hand. "Yeah, you're going to mine one day," the dragon says now frowning before grabbing her other claw and sends her spinning into another as he throws her.

"How long till he realizes that he is surrounded?" the human asks as some runes seem to activate as the wonderbolt shoot towards the ground as the harpies were preoccupied.

"Maybe just two more seconds," Fluttershy says as they watch.

The dragon feels a scratch on his back and turns his head and looks at the group of the harpies ready to fight him. "Didn't work," he says flipping his cloak back, showing that armor was stitched under the cloak and a sword attached to his hip before grabbing it and takes it out. "Now then…" he says before flapping hard and rushes at them, swiping his sword at the harpies and cuts at some of them.

"So who are they specifically?" the human asks as the three wonderbolts land inside the barrier covering a town in the distance.

"Harpies. They usually attack us, hoping to gain some quick sex," Fluttershy says, her blush growing.

"I meant them," the human explains pointing to the three.

"Oh, they are a team of performers before something happened a decade ago and they became a fighting team to help protect us," Fluttershy explains.

"Meh," the human says dismissively before starting to walk again.

"Come on you sluts! I would fuck and slice you to pieces!" the dragon yells before laughing a bit as he slices at some of them while two falls to the ground dead.

"Why is there a dragon here?" the leader of the wonderbolts, a yellow pegasus with a fiery style mane and tail, wearing a body-hugging skinsuit that is blue with yellow lightning crossing over the seams like the other members, asks.

"He's going to need payment," the human says walking past as they keep watching another two fall dead.

"Payment?" she asks almost offended.

"Payment, the action or process of paying someone or something, or of being paid," the human informs.

The leader frowns. "I know what payment is."

"Then why did you ask?" the human asks neutrally, making her unable to tell if he was being a smart ass or not.

"Ah ha!" the dragon yells and chuckles as he now faces only two. "I'm going to fuck you to bits!"

"Typical meat heads thinks only with the other head," she says.

The dragon suddenly lands as he holds out his non-sword hand and grabs a falling harpy who is still alive as the other falls dead near him. "So…where's my gold?" he asks as he puts his sword away and makes sure he has a good grip on the harpy.

"I thought you only cared about fucking as your reward," the human says.

"Oh I will," he says looking to the harpy knocked out. "Just need the gold as I need to eat and everything."

"Apparently, no payment," the human informs.

The dragon frowns. "I'm keeping the harpy. At least she will be a good fuck toy."

"I think they aim to kill it," the human informs.

"Nope. Mine!" the dragon demands as he hugs the harpy who wakes up and hides behind the dragon after seeing the group of ponies glaring at her. "Look. She thinks I'm her protector."

"You're just a meatshield," the human says bluntly.

The dragon shrugs. "As long as I get to fuck around. Besides…" he says reaching into his cloak and pulls out a metal chain. "I have this thing," he says as he keeps pulling it out before tugging and takes out a metal collar. "Perfect," he cheers, having his tail wrap around the harpy to not let her leave seeing the collar and chain.

"Whatever," the human says walking away.

The dragon raises an eyebrow as he hooks the collar around the harpy's neck and pulls hard, sending her down into the ground. "Okay. Let's go fuck toy. As soon as we find someplace, we are going to have tons of fun," he says grinning as he wraps the chain around his arm and leads her with the human as she tries to follow, scared to show herself to anyone as she tries her best to hide around his cloak.

"Fluttershy, are you ok?!" a pink earth pony yells running up.

"I'm fine Pinkie. This dragon saved us from the harpies," Fluttershy explains, turning to the pink bouncing and frantic pony, with a poofy mane and tail and three balloons as a cutie mark, in a pair of shorts and blouse.

"Don't you have a barrier?" Pinkie asks referring to the runes.

Fluttershy clears her throat. "Yeah…and it's almost time for Twilight to renew them. I'm fine Pinkie. Thanks for worrying."

"Peppy, isn't she?" the human says looking at her freezing her in place and slowly turns around.

"I like her. She seems like a sex freak," the dragon says grinning, having the chain over his shoulder.

"What? Maud?!" Pinkie calls.

"Who?" the human asks.

"Maud?! I heard you!" Pinkie calls again as she picks up the wonderbolts and looks under them.

"Whatever," the human says before walking away to leave again.

"Want to try and see if there are any jobs here?" the dragon asks shrugging.

The human says nothing as suddenly Pinkie was in front of him.

"You have to be Maud. Speak!" Pinkie declares pointing at him as she seems to be wearing black robes and a white powdered wig.

The human holds up a finger and pushes her head from the side, making her scoot to the side without moving a muscle, making her blink.

"Cool. He is so my Maud," Pinkie says to the dragon and gives him another vial of something. "Something for her," she says pointing to the harpy.

"Um…Pinkie, your sister is a mare," Fluttershy points out.

Pinkie gasps loudly. "Oh my gosh! What if she got into some transformation consumables and was turned into a stallion. Why…she could looking for me right now. Wondering why his little sister isn't there right now, holding his hand, comforting the new him. Oh! I'm sorry Maud!" Pinkie pleads to the human.

"Please stop. I am not this Maud you speak of," The human informs.

Pinkie gasps loudly again. "Then…she had a foal! Oh my gosh! She had a foal with a…something…I should make up for your birthdays!" Pinkie cheers, leaping toward the human, intending to hug him.

"I am not your kin either," The human informs bluntly.

Pinkie stops in mid-air. "Oh…I don't have any more thoughts," the human turns to leave as Pinkie heard a ticking in her head before an alarm rang in her head. "Oh my gosh! I so need to get you to Maud!" Pinkie says, trying to grab the human.

"Let go of me now," the human instructs.

"I have to introduce you to my sister…if she isn't fucking a goblin and rock at the same time right now," Pinkie says offhandedly as she still hung onto him.

"I will hurt you," the human says as they felt a rumble in the ground.

"Ah, let her hug. You seriously need a female's touch," the dragon says dryly at the end as he ties the chain to a post. "Don't leave," he says to the harpy as the ground explodes and out comes a large mole monster that growls at them all. "Um…what's the special thing about this thing?"

"It's mutated and not the sex kind!" Fluttershy nearly screams.

The dragon and the human looks to each other at that. "You got anything for that?" he asks, taking out his sword.

"It's mine," the human says popping his knuckles of a hand.

The dragon steps aside. "Be my guest."

The human walks up to the mole as he kept cracking his knuckles while Pinkie slithers up behind the dragon. "So…what's your name?" Pinkie asks as they watch the human ready to fight.

"Rigi Scarlet," the dragon answers as a beastal cry of pain was heard and the mole was missing a good chunk of its chest area. "Holy crap."

"That sounds like a mare's name," Pinkie says smiling.

"My parents wanted a girl, they came up with girly names, I came out, and the only thing they changed was my last name by my dad with a saying of 'It shows your strength!'" Rigi mimics in a rough voice as he gives a pose.

"And the harpy?" Pinkie asks, looking to the defeated harpy sitting on the ground near them.

"Sex slave," Rigi simply says as a few claws fly by them. "Those things will fetch a fine price," he says watching them fly by.

The pegasus was gulping at this as they see him cutting the mole to pieces with a sword he withdrew.

Rigi looks to his own sheath and sees his sword is still there. "Ah. Good. At least we can hold out well enough for a while…is there a house for sale nearby?" Rigi asks, turning to Pinkie.

"Nope," Pinkie says, shaking her head.

Rigi slouches. "Dang it. Was hoping to have a…"

"But…" Pinkie starts, catching his attention. "There is a worn down house that needs to be put up to code and if anyone takes the job, it's yours."

"You bore me," the human says neutrally as the giant mole was basically drowning in its own blood and started walking away.

Rigi leans over to Pinkie. "Are you sure he isn't related to your sister?"

"Don't know. Let's ask her. Pinkie Pie is in trouble!" Pinkie yells and then holds her ear to the ground as it shakes and then a hole was made where a gray pony with a purple mane and tail in a dark blue dress. "Maudy!" Pinkie cheers, rushing at her and hugs her.

"Pinkie, what have I told you about false alarms?" Maud asks neutrally.

"Never mind that. Look. I found you a coltfriend," Pinkie explains as Maud looks to all of the trouble caused by mostly the fight.

"What thing?" Maud asks as the human was already far away.

"Oh. He's gone now," Pinkie says squinting her eyes to the distance.

"Not the most patient as I have been stuck with him for a while. Come on slave," Rigi says grabbing the chain and pulls the harpy along again. "Have fun party girl. I hope we can meet at an orgy soon."

"Come on. We have to catch up to him," Pinkie says grabbing her sister's hand.

"Incoming citizen," Rigi says as he caught up to the human. "And she really is enthusiastic about you meeting her family."

"I am not," the human says barely paying attention.

Rigi hums. "You think we can sell off the claws?" he asks, holding up a set of ivory claws from the mole.

"You handle that, but I get seventy percent," the human says.

"Fair. You did kill the thing. Have fun with the locals," Rigi says, walking off to find a shop to sell the claws, his harpy slave in tow.

The human just kept walking, not even looking back.

"Gotcha!" Pinkie yells, tackling him, but not sending him to the ground. "I told you he's like you. Is he a long lost brother?" Pinkie asks to Maud stopping nearby.

"Pinkie. We have no brother," Maud says as Pinkie is dragged along as he kept walking.

"But look at how he acts. It's sooooo like you." Pinkie says grabbing onto his clothes and pulls, still being dragged along. "Come on! Heel!"

"What did you just say?" the human asks, his tone turning to hostile neutral as he stops.

"Um…heel?" Pinkie answers carefully.

"Let go," he instructs, tone unchanging.

Pinkie let's go and falls to the ground as the human slowly turns and walks away.

"See. If he isn't family, he is perfect for you," Pinkie says.

"I doubt that," Maud says neutrally as she looks down at her sister.

"Oh come on, he even talks like you. And you need to do more that just exterminating monsters for a living," Pinkie says.

Maud raises an eyebrow as she looks to the retreating human. "I don't," she says, retightening the white bandage wrappings around her arms.

"Come on, at least try it. I and our sisters are trying to find you a good stallion," Pinkie says.

"I don't need one," Maud says rolling her eyes, making Pinkie start the trembling lip pout. Maud keeps staring before blinking. "Fine."

"Yay!" Pinkie calls as confetti fly everywhere.

"We have to do something. That monster is wrecking our farmlands," Applejack exclaims to the rest of the town during the meeting.

"Well, I am facing the loss of land. You think you're the only one?" Filthy Rich, a fancy looking brown stallion in business clothing, says back.

"I know. That is why we need to deal with it or our harvest won't be enough for the town," Applejack says making others mutter in agreement.

The door to the hall was suddenly kicked open and Rigi walks in. "Hello? Does anyone know where I can sell these mole claws? We really need the gold," Rigi asks, looking like a smug bastard as he holds up the claws.

"Harpy!" most of the townsponies yell as they see the harpy as she cowers behind Rigi.

Rigi groans and slouches. "Oh man. I was hoping for pay. Not a mob."

"Kill it with fire!"

"Clip it's wings!"

"Fuck it to bits!" Everyone stops and looks to the one stallion who is known for spending his life in the red light district. "Heh heh, you know…" a knock to the head puts him out.

"Kill it to smithereens!" they all yell.

"Carnsornit!" Applejack cursed. "Enough ya lazy cows!" she yells, heavily frowning as she stops the mob who already has pitchforks and torches.

"I'm sorry. What this about mol…" Twilight stopped, seeing the size of the claws.

Rigi raises an eyebrow as he holds up the bundle of claws. "So sexy mage…do I get my reward for the mole?"

"How?!" The townsponises asks together, all wanting the same answer.

"My friend kicked and killed its ass," Rigi says shrugging as he drops the claws. "I'll take the reward now."