Sometimes it's not a matter of being the best mare for the job. Sometimes you're just the only one left. That's how a pegasus with no internal compass has been saddled with guiding back migratory birds for the last three Winter Wrap-Ups. Surely this year, Twilight Sparkle will see reason, right?
Right?
A long-delayed entry in Estee's technically open TEMPorary Insanity contest. Graciously preread by themaskedferret.