Twilight Sparkle has received a rather odd challenge from Princess Celestia for Extra Credit. This challenge involves writing a short story, poem, review, or any piece of written literature that does not use a word known as 'The'. Truly, it shall prove a daunting challenge, as this word is used at least 50 times per day by an average intelligent being! Can th- er, shall she succeed?
(And will I? Sounds impossible, but I'm both drunk and high on caffeine, so Challenge Accepted!)