The mane six watches death battle.
Chapter 44: Boba Fett VS Samus Aran Remastered
Previous ChapterA brand new day, that meant Twilight and her friends were getting ready to watch the next episode. They were just finishing up with setting their snack table as each of them took a seat.
“Is everyone ready for the next episode?” Twilight inquired, looking at all of her friend’s excited faces.
Before anypony or dragon could say anything, a strange magical hum was heard, causing them to look at the mirror portal. The girls, one dragon and a plushie holding a small BFG were standing there, ready to fight off anything that walks though it. A moment later, a unicorn mare with a light ember coat and a red and yellow mane walked through the mirror.
“Sunset?” Twilight inquired, shocked at who it was.
“Hey, Twilight. How’s it going?” Sunset questioned, walking towards her princess friend.
“I’m surprised you’re here, Sunset. Why’re you here? Is something wrong?” Twilight rambled, flying towards her friend in worry.
“Everything’s fine, Twilight. I just needed to get out of the house for awhile and thought that I could stay here for a bit,” Sunset reassured, calming down her friend. “I have the sirens at my place and they’re all on their periods.”
“How bad can it be?” Spike inquired, shrugging his shoulders.
“Well…” trailed off Sunset as she thought back on how bad it was that it made her have to leave.
~~~~~~~~~~~{an hour ago in the human world, outside Sunset’s apartment.}~~~~~~~~~~~
“RAAAWR!” bellowed three voices that sounded like the unholy offspring of Godzilla passing a kidney stone and Scott Mcneil(1) with such intensity that it shook the apartment building. Standing in front of said building was one wide eyed Sunset who was sweating buckets.
“Nope!” said the baconed haired girl as she quickly made her way to somewhere safe. She wondered how her friend Twilight was doing and if she was willing to let her crash for a bit until things cooled down.
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“Let’s just say i’d rather spend time fighting dragons and leave it to that,” muttered the former student of Celestia right before getting swept into a near bone crushing hug from Twilight.
“Oooh! Who cares about why you're here!?” said the Princess of friendship. “It’s been so long since we saw each other, let’s just enjoy the time we have.”
“Sure, so what’re you doing here? Shouldn’t you be outside or something?” Sunset wondered, looking at all the pony versions of her friends.
“We’re gonna watch Death Battle,” Pinkie cheered, jumping in the air and waving her hooves.
“Death Battle? You’ve got my interest,” Sunset mentioned, grinning at the title alone as she followed Twilight to the couch.
“C’mon and watch with us. As Pinkie would say,” Twilight began, taking a seat as Sunset did the same.
“The more the merrier,” Sunset and Twilight quoted before giggling. Spike sighed and pressed play on the remote, starting the next episode.
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For Inspiring us
For Encouraging us
For Teaching us
We Dedicate this to you
Monty Oum
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“Huh? Who's this Monty guy?” asked a confused Rainbow Dash.
“Don’t know but he must be somepony important if their dedicate this episode to him.” said Twilight with a shrug.
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Interlude
(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)
Boomstick: Bounty hunting, one of the most respected and fun jobs in the world.
“This guy has a very bizarre idea of fun…” Sunset sighed before giving it more thought. ‘Though it DOES sound kinda fun.’
“And my cousin Braeburn says some bounty hunter are just as wanted then the varmints they bring in,” said Applejack.
Wiz: I don't know about respected, but certainly a daring profession only for the strong and bold.
Boomstick: Boba Fett, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy.
Wiz: And Samus Aran, a hunter so determined she'll sacrifice a planet to reach her goal.
“More like planets tend to explode the moment she gets what she wants out of it…” Twilight added.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
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Boba Fett
(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)
Wiz: Boba Fett is a natural in more ways than one. He was not born into the galaxy, rather, created, as a clone of the fearsome bounty hunter Jango Fett.
Boomstick: Not fearsome enough, though. He tended to get a-head of himself...Hehehe…
“Oh for the love of-show some tact you jerk!” Sunset snapped upon seeing the Bounty Hunter's father meet his untimely demise.
“I thought you liked puns,” said a confused Applejack.
Sunset gave the farm pony a side glance. “Only when they're in good taste,” she muttered.
Wiz: As his "father", Jango taught Boba all he knew about his profession, and despite being orphaned at age ten, Boba continued to live the hunter's life, eventually donning his father's armor and claiming his rightful place as the greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy.
Background
Age: 35 (Cannon)/76 (Legends)
Height: 6'0" / 1.83 m
Weight: 172 lbs / 78.2 kg
Rank: Mandalore
Starship: Slave I
Homeworld: Kamino
Clone of Jango Fett
Widower to Sintas Vel
Father to Ailyn Vel
Boomstick: Complete with the most badass space-suit ever, his Mandalorian armor.
“Daddy must be so proud…” Spike stated.
“I’ll say!” said Sunset with a wide grin as she admired the armor.
“Uh Sunset, your drooling…” muttered Fluttershy.
(*Cues: The Battle of Hoth (Part 1) - Star Wars Episode V*)
Boomstick: It's got a micro energy field that disperses impacts, and is made up of Mandalorian iron.
Wiz: Okay, at this point, I think it's safe to assume every universe has some metal stronger than titanium. Though, to this one's credit, it's actually a lot heavier, sacrificing mobility for durability. In fact, it's so durable it resists lightsabers... you know, the swords that can cut through anything.
“Man that's still so cool!” cheered Rainbow Dash as she admired the suit and imagine kicking flank in it.
Mandalorian Body Armor
Made of Mandalorian Iron
Micro energy field
Penetrating radar
Resists fire, poison, acid, & cold
360 degrees field of vision
Infrared sensor
Environmental filter
Can track 30+ targets at once
Retractable drinking straw
(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)
Boomstick: His gauntlets house a flamethrower, fiber cord whip, and numerous concussion and stun missiles. But his weapon of choice is his EE-3 carbine rifle, which Fett often cradles like a child. There there, EE. Daddy's here. Killin' time soon.
Wiz (and Twilight): That's... creepy.
‘That reminds me I have to tuck Gladys in tonight before going to bed,’ thought sunset as she thought of her precious Springfield Armory M1911A1. ‘Also need to watch Sin city again, That movie is lit as fuck~!’ she sang in her head as she continued watching the show.
Weaponry
EE-3 carbine rifle
Sacros K-11 blaster pistol
Concussion grenade launcher
Lightsabers
Wrist Gauntlets
Flame projector
Fibre Cord whip
Wrist laser
Concussion rockets
Stun rockets
(*Cues: Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Sky Battle of Quell*)
Boomstick: However, my favorite thing in Boba's bag is his badass jetpack.
“Ah ya flying for the win!” cheered Rainbow Dash, leaping in the air and doing a backflip.
“Show off,” muttered an annoyed Applejack
“You're just mad because you don't have one.”mocked the blue flyer.
Wiz: Which he uses for short-range travel, and to gain a mobility advantage over his foes. While it can only hold enough fuel for a single minute's worth of flight, its velocity reaches up to 90 miles per hour.
Mitronomon Z-6 Jetpack
Hands-free
Up to one minute of flight
Max speed: 90 mph / 145 kph
Magnetic Grappling hook
Anti-vehicle homing rocket
“Pssshh. C’mon and give me some real G-force,” Rainbow mocked, crossing her hooves.
“Oh Twilight…” Pinkie began. “I don't suppose you could build me one of those jet packs…”
“No Pinkie.” said the young Princess.
Boomstick: The jetpack also has a single anti-vehicle homing missile, because when you've got space for a missile, why not?
“Because the world needs more explosions,” stated Spike in a sage like voice getting some cheers from the more wild members of the group.
“Speak the truth bratha!” yelled Pinkie as she gave Spike a high five… and to those in the comments telling me i’m using the wrong term because one of them is a pony and doesn't have hands, then you can just bite me.
Wiz: In short, Boba Fett is a human swiss army knife. He's killed hundreds of criminals, politicians, and Jedi, and battled Mace Windu to a draw when he was only 12 years old.
Boomstick: An accomplishment so manly, it instantly kick-started his puberty.
“That would happen to anybody,” agreed Sunset, because a 12 year old fighting Samuel Jackson from space is probably one of the most badass things out there.
“Don’t you mean ANYPONY?” asked Twilight with a raised brow.
“Fuck you i know my terminology!” shot back Sunset, surprising most of the group with her sudden change in attitude. ‘Fuck i’m acting like church again!’ the former apprentice of Celestia panicked in her mind.
(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)
Wiz: But for all his skill, Fett has one great, inescapable weakness: the Sarlacc Pit. This flaw is so unavoidable, he was knocked into the pit by a blind and physically drained Han Solo while wearing a jetpack.
Boomstick: And since Disney bought Star Wars and nixed the expanded universe, this is where Boba Fett's story officially ends.
“Wait, seriously!?” Rainbow groaned.
“THAT SUCKS!!” Sunset cried in outrage.
“RIOT!” yelled Pinkie while brandishing a pitchfork.
“You are not starting another riot in my Castle Pinkie!” yelled Twilight, horn blazing with energy.
(*Transition appears*)
Wiz: Well, that's stupid, so here's what happened in the expanded universe!
“YES!!!” Sunset and Rainbow cheered.
(*Transition disappears*)
(*Cues: Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Duel of the Droids*)
Wiz: Using a combination of his jetpack and blowing himself up, Fett actually escaped the Sarlacc, he later became leader of the Mandalorian warriors after the Galactic Civil War, and even held his own against Darth Vader.... twice.
“Ok, we've GOT to see this Vader guy in this show soon!” Starlight stated.
“Agreed. I’m curious about him as well,” Twilight commented, wondering what the black wearing person’s story could be.
Boomstick: While using one of several lightsabers he's taken from his Jedi kills, and that's pretty goddamn impressive, but you know what's even more impressive? The time he trained Han Solo's Jedi daughter so that she could kill an evil all-powerful Sith Lord, who just so happened to be her own brother! Spoilers.
“Glade my Twilight isn't here, she hasn’t read anything from the expanded universe yet,” muttered Sunset.
Boomstick:Unfortunately, Fett's greatest weakness still remains that toothy sand vagina.
“Snrk!” Sunset tried and failing at the name Boomstick gave the Sarlacc pit.
(*Cues: Star Wars Episode V - Departure of Boba Fett (Boba Fett's Theme)*)
Wiz: He has fallen into the Sarlacc a total of three times... three. And the Sarlacc's not exactly running around looking for snacks. It's a friggin' hole in the ground!
“That's just stupid.” said Applejack with a flat look.
“Who could be that stupid to fall in the same hole three times?” asked Rarity.
“Oh you would be surprised…” muttered Sunset as she thought of a certain group of morons in space located in a boxed canyon.
Boomstick: And again, he can fly! Fun fact: Every year following his escape, Boba Fett returns to the planet Tatooine just to shoot the Sarlacc. In his spaceship. From orbit. He's learned his lesson, he's staying as far away from that shit as he possibly can.
Everyone couldn't help but chuckle at this.
“Can we all just agree that we might do something similar if we were in his shoes?” Giggled Starlight.
“Hahaha, ya.” laughed Spike wiping away a tear.
Wiz: Fear of teethy holes aside, few have survived once he's set his sights on them. Boba Fett is a whole new meaning of deadly.
Darth Vader: No disintegrations.
Boba Fett: As you wish.
“Aw, but I wanna disintegrate them!” Said Rainbow in a mock Boba Fett voice.
“No, bad Boba! No disintegration!”Sunset replied in her own mock Darth Vader voice, playfully hitting her with a newspaper.
Everyone couldn't help but giggle at the antics of the two.
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Samus Aran
(*Cues: Title Screen Theme - Metroid: Other M*)
Wiz: When she was young, Samus Aran lived with her family on Earth colony K-2L... until one fateful day it was sacked by an army of space pirates led by the vile Ridley, a giant purple space dragon.
“Looks like a fucked up Pterodactyl to me,” said Sunset off handedly before looking the real purple dragon in the room. “Or maybe a grown up Spike on meth.”
“Hey!” yelled said dragon, he didn’t even know what meth was.
Boomstick: Ridley murdered her parents right in front of her along with the rest of the planet. Literally everyone except for Samus. So PTSD therapists were in pretty short supply.
“I'd love to see Ember put this jerk in his place!” Spike scoffed, mentally picturing his friend wailing on the evil space dragon with her scepter.
Wiz: Thankfully, Samus was rescued by the Chozo, bird-like aliens who raised her to become a warrior.
Background
Age: 32
Height: 6'3" / 1.9 m
Weight: 198 lbs / 89.8 kg
Homeworld: Colony K-2L
Starship: Gunship
Cybernetically enhanced
Infused with Chozo & Metroid DNA
(*Cues: Theme of Samus Aran - Super Smash Bros. Wii U*)
Wiz: She was infused with Chozo DNA, increasing her strength, speed, and athletic abilities far beyond those of a normal human being.
Boomstick: So... does she like... now have a bad habit of pecking at food and shitting on people's' cars?
“I certainly hope not,” Rarity groaned, shaking her head in irritation.
Wiz: No. She wears the Power Suit, typically in Varia form, shielding her entire body without restricting any movement or flexibility.
Power Suit
Little restriction to movement or flexibility
Variants
Varia - Environmental protection
Gravity - Stimulates normal gravity
Dark - Reduces Dark Aether damage
Light - Immune to Dark Aether
Fusion - Absorbs X Parasites
Zero - Worn underneath Power Suit
Boomstick: Too bad it makes her look like a dude.
“Yeah, and her zero suit looks so… *licks lips*good~,” said Sunset as she started to stare off into space.
“Umm sunset? You ok?” asked a worried Spike as he snapped his fingers in front of her face to get her attention.
Through the young dragons efforts Sunset was able to snapped out of her little day dream and give the group a sheepish smile. “Sorry about that, i was just thinking… happy thoughts,” said Sunset with a small blush.
“What did the human world do to you?” asked a weirded out Starlight, wondering what happened in the other world that changed Sunset from the pony she hung out with during her time in the human world.
“More like what DIDN’T it do to her?” joked Pinkie. Getting a few sighs or some blushing faces for her efforts, but Sunset’s reaction was the most… interesting.
“Bow chicka wow wow~!” Sang Sunset before she cover her mouth with a wide eyed look.
“What in the hay was that?” asked Applejack with a raised brow.
“And why do i have a sudden urge to punch something aqua colored?” Growled out Rarity…. Prompting Rainbow Dash to move away...
Wiz: Though underneath, she wears the skintight Zero Suit.
Boomstick: There we go! They must call it that because there's literally zero left to the imagination.
“Mmm… indeed it does~” Sunset whispered to herself, imagining Twilight wearing such an outfit… right before shaking her head. “Dear Fausticorn I've been hanging around Adagio too long…”
Spike let out a quick whistle when Samus in her Zero suit was shown, then immediately blushed when he heard most of the group giggle at the young drake's reaction to the beautiful bounty hunter. “Hehehe what can i say? she’s pretty.” said the drake with a blush.
“Agreed,” whispered Fluttershy quietly, but apparently not quietly enough if the grin and knowing look Sunset was sending her way was any indication.
Boomstick: While in that Zero Suit, she carries a paralyzer pistol, a gun which... can... well... paralyze people. And turn into a laser whip.
“Crack dat whip!” Applejack cheered, earning a giggle from Starlight.
Wiz: But she definitely prefers the Power Suit in most combat situations. As a modified version of Chozo battle armor developed specifically for Samus, it can also be upgraded to adapt to any environment.
“Wish we had that kind of armor,” Spike and Rainbow grumbled while crossing their arms and hooves respectively… while Twilight, Starlight, and Sunset started taking down notes.
(*Cues: Brinstar (Metroid) - SSB Wii U*)
Boomstick: Samus carries the powerful Arm Cannon as her primary weapon and she's found quite a few upgrades for it over the years. So the basic power beam is a peashooter. When you charge it up, it'll blow your face clean off. She can also set it to blast an ice beam, grapple beam, and tons of seeking and super missiles.
Arsenal
Arm Cannon
Power Beam
Charge Beam
Ice Beam
Grapple Beam
Missiles
Wiz: Her Chozo training let's Samus control the skies with her speedy screw attack and curl into her morph ball form to traverse places few others can.
Morph Ball
Diameter: 3 ft / 1 m
Power Bombs
Screwattack
Speed Booster
Paralyzer pistol
Boomstick: How the hell does she do that?!
“Several decades of yoga?” Sunset suggested.
“Why would you think that?” asked Twilight.
“Well that's what Adagio says when she explains her flexibility,” explained Sunset with a perverted grin.
“...oh my,” muttered Fluttershy while being a blushing mess like the rest of the group, save for Rainbow Dash, who had a wide shit-eating grin...
Wiz: Bird DNA, Boomstick. Bird DNA.
Boomstick: Yeah, because we all know how many times you scare a bird in the parking lot and then it just curls up into a ball and zooms away!
Wiz: ALIEN bird DNA.
“Maybe it's a Bird-Hedgehog hybrid?” Fluttershy suggested.
Boomstick: Well then F**k that planet and its birds! But I do like their power bombs, which Samus carries and can be used to destroy anything in the general vicinity in seconds.
Wiz: Samus is known as a bounty hunter capable of taking on impossible missions, fighting massive beasts, and even wiping out an entire species.
Boomstick: All but one. Talk about having the rarest pet in the universe, and it makes a cute hat.
“It looks cute enough,” Fluttershy muttered, seeing the baby metroid.
“Not sure if I want that for a hat though,” Sunset admitted, shivering a little at the sight of the metroid’s teeth.
“Yeah, it looks like something that would suck out your brain.” Pinkie added.
Wiz: However, she often makes mistakes. Somehow, she always seems to lose all her power-ups and upgrades at the beginning of every mission.
“Thats… so stupid,” muttered Sunset. “How do you lose all of those every time you went on a mission? Who was she, Kratos?!”
Boomstick: How has she not gotten a purse yet?
“How have you not learn to shut the fuck up yet?” spat Rarity, ya she was sore from that comment from the first episode.
Wiz: Well even when she does have all her arsenal at her disposal, it doesn't guarantee its use. For example, she once entered a volcano and did not activate her thermal systems until halfway through the mission. All because she was waiting for permission.
Everyone slapped their heads at Samus’s obvious weakness.
“Are you kidding!?” Rainbow snapped. “As someone who works with the Wonderbolts I know it's imperative that you follow the orders of your superiors. But even WE know that there are times we need to make spur-of-the-moment decisions in life or death situations!”
Boomstick: Ugh, can we please not talk about that game?
Wiz: But don't worry. Samus has proven time and time again to be one of the deadliest hunters in the galaxy. Outlaws everywhere fear the name of Samus Aran.
Samus: Time to go!
Samus' visor shines, covering her face, and she prepares her arm cannon, which fires a charge shot at the screen.
“SO…. AWESOME!” cheered Rainbow Dash.
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“Call me biased, but I think Samus will win this one.” Rainbow proclaimed, while the rest of the group talked amongst themselves.
“Well the rest of us believe that this fight will end just like the original episode so we're just going to watch the show,” declared Twilight as everyone else settled down to enjoy the show.
“I just what to see a bloodbath,” said Sunset with a shrug, and magic herself some popcorn.
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Death Battle
(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)
Samus' ship is flying in the middle of space. Samus sits in the cockpit, looking over a green virtual screen. From behind comes Slave I, where inside Boba Fett is looking over a virtual screen of his own. Suddenly, Samus hears an alarm going off in her ship, but is too late to act, for Slave I has fired multiple blasts at Samus' ship, which is disabled and is send falling towards an unknown planet. On the planet's surface, it appears to be a futuristic city.
“Huh? it’s starting out just like the first version,” commented Twilight as soon a she noticed the similarities between the two versions.
“But prettier,” added Fluttershy as she was dazzled by the visual upgrade.
Planet Name: Unknown
Location: Unknown
Life Forms: Unknown
“Wow… that’s... some helpful information,” said Starlight wondering why the show bothered to show the info if it was all unknown.
Samus' ship crashes through a small tower, then crash lands onto a rooftop, grinding across before flipping over and falling off. The entire vehicle explodes, but Samus had jumped out just in time, landing on the rooftop while leaving a small crater. She gets up and turns behind her at the fiery wreckage of her ship.
“Oh he’s so dead.” stated Sunset with a glare. If there was one thing that Sunset learned ever since she started to live in the human world besides that cute nerdy girls where all screamer in bed, NEVER fuck with someone’s ride.
Boba Fett, who had parked Slave I, hovers downward with his jetpack with his EE-3 carbine rifle in his hands and lands. He walks slowly towards Samus while she prepares her arm cannon.
“Kick his ass Samus!” cheered Rainbow Dash while pooling a “go go Samus” number 1 glove out of nowhere, she’d even got one for Fluttershy who shyly waved her arm in support of the female bounty hunter, even the Doomguy Plushie was holding a Samus flag in it’s little arms.
FIGHT!
Samus charges her arm cannon, then fires a shot and follows up with two more. Boba Fett steps to the side to avoid them, then fires back. Samus rolls out of the way and fires a large beam from her arm cannon, but Boba Fett flies up into the air with his jetpack to avoid it. Suspending himself in midair, he continues firing downward at Samus, who runs toward him while avoiding his fire. In response, he launches his anti-vehicle homing rocket from his jetpack at her. As it is about to hit, Samus vaults over a part of the building, narrowly dodging the rocket as it explodes, destroying the very object she used.
“EXPLOSIONS!” cheered Pinkie Pie as she and Spike marveled at the explosions.
“Suck it Michael Bay you bush league Director,” snarked Sunset. To tell the truth it was just an excuse to rib on said Director.
Samus leaps into the air towards Boba Fett and strikes him with her left arm, then flips over and kicks him downward towards the rooftop below them. Boba quickly gets back onto his feet as Samus herself lands. She fires another beam at Boba, who jumps and flips over to avoid it before firing a missile at her. Samus rolls to avoid it, then goes into her morph ball form. He continues to fire more missiles at Samus, but her morph ball mode proves too nimble to be hit. Once Samus reaches Fett, she exits morph ball mode and flip kicks him twice, the second of which Fett appears to have blocked. Despite this, her next kick knocks Fett into the air, sending him rolling across the rooftop that Slave I is on while dropping his rifle. However, Fett lets go of a grenade pin upon stopping his movement and Samus soon sees a thermal detonator at her feet about to detonate. It explodes, causing a massive explosion.
“Oh shit! Is Fett actually going to win!?” yelled a surprised Rainbow Dash.
“I goess we were wrong in assuming it was going to be the same outcome.” muttered Applejack.
“Don’t think it’s over just yet,” said Fluttershy, drawing everyone's attention back to the show.
However, the explosion did not defeat his opponent; it seriously damaged her armor, revealing her Zero Suit, (Much to Spike,Fluttershy, and Sunset’s delight.) to which Boba Fett realizes that Samus is a woman. After all of her armor pieces, save for her boots, have broken off from her, Samus leaps upward with her boots, whose jets allow her to hover and lands on the rooftop Fett is on. She then takes out her paralyzer pistol, to which Boba Fett responds by taking out and activating a lightsaber, then twirling it. Samus fires her paralyzer pistol at him, but Fett manages to deflect them efficiently as he runs toward her. Samus decides to fly towards him using her boots, preparing to kick just as Fett swings his lightsaber. The two clash and the impact knocks both back.
“Wow this is way more intense,” muttered Rarity as most of the group was fixated on the fight.
‘This is getting almost as good as the three way fight with Tex, Washington, and the Meta.’ thought Sunset as she thought back on the show her and her friends were watching back home.
Samus quickly transforms her paralyzer pistol into her laser whip, though it takes on the form of a beam sword. The two clash with their sabers with neither seeming to have the edge, so Boba prepares his wrist-mounted flamethrower. He fires large waves of fire at Samus, who leaps over, rolls, and jumps to avoid them. Fett continues firing it as Samus wall jumps off of Slave I. In midair, she changes her laser whip back into the paralyzer pistol and fires it at Fett's wrist, disabling his wrist-mounted flamethrower. Upon landing, she transforms the pistol back into a beam sword and the two clash with their blades once again until Samus leaps over a swing and kicks Fett. She gets into a crouched position, charges her paralyzer pistol and fires the ice beam at Fett, who is completely frozen in place by it. She charges her paralyzer pistol, then fires it at Fett's head, causing it to explode, which is shown at three different angles. Afterward, Samus gets up and turns away.
“Huh so it did end the same way,” muttered Twilight while everyone else was cheering like crazy.
K.O.!
“Samus wins!” cheered Rainbow Dash as she did a flying backflip.
Samus Aran walks away as Boba's headless body completely shatters into pieces.
“Man Boba should of kept a COOL HEAD in this fight,” joked Sunset as everyone else groaned at the Pun.
“Faust dammet Sunset,” muttered Twilight.
“Heheh~! You’re pain feeds me and my Puns,” said Sunset with a impish grin.
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Results
(*Cues: Ending (Metroid) - SSB Wii U*)
Wiz: Fett put up a fight to the best of his abilities, but Samus' superior technology and athletic skills trumped him in every way.
“She was holding all the cards in this fight,” said Applejack with a nod at Wiz’s explanation.
Boomstick: While Fett may be more durable and physically stronger, Samus has dealt with foes like that all her life.
Wiz: Boba Fett really didn't have the means necessary to catch Samus, let alone perfectly counter Samus' power bomb, screwattack, and ice beam.
“True since his weapons were either lasers or explosives,” Starlight commented, stroking her chin.
“Makes it hard to dodge those bombs when Samus was running all over the place,” Rainbow added.
Boomstick: Sure, Boba's killed plenty of Jedi and survived a run-in with Vader, but his greatest victories usually stemmed from his cunning. He's a master of playing his enemies into his hands.
“Reminds me of how Sunset used to do things back when we first met,” said Twilight thinking back on the days where Sunset was just another enemy, but now she was one of her closest friends.
“Ya… how i "used" to do things,” said Sunset with a nervous Smile.
Wiz: But when it comes to Samus, Fett had little to work with. Samus specifically modeled her bounty hunter career around anonymity. She's even commonly mistaken as a man by the very people who want to hire her, making it extremely difficult for Boba Fett to get a read on her.
Boomstick: Fett just couldn't keep his head in the game.
“HA!” laughed Sunset.
“I thought you hated Puns when used in poor taste,” questioned Starlight.
“Dead parent jokes and dead kid jokes and rape jokes are where i draw the like,” explained Sunset. Causing everyone to agree with her standards.
Wiz: The winner is Samus Aran.
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Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle.
The first thing they saw is a pair of legs shown before some words appear.
YOU THOUGHT HE WAS UNMATCHED
The camera changes to a badass man wearing a trenchcoat, cowboy hat and his cool beard.
YOU THOUGHT HE HAD NO EQUAL
Soon it transitioned to a Japanese man wearing a white training gi with his arms cross with a stern look on his face.
YOU NEVER MET ... SEGATA
“Oh this is going to rock,” said Spike with a massive Grin.
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(*RWBY-shine*)
Zero Suit Samus, with a woman to her right in a Pink and black combat latex outfit, and a woman in green and black armor very much similar to Master Chief's armor color scheme started out as they had one hand on their hips, and motioned their free hand up slowly. They did it with both hands as they closed it together until the beat drops to where it does a close up of each shot of the women then cuts to two stormtroopers dancing as they moved their arms around. It cuts back to Samus and the other two woman as three stormtroopers are in the back joining in on the dance routine as they danced a bit faster as the motioned facing slightly away as they moved their legs and arms in a downward motion.
“... am i on drugs again?” asked Sunset, confused as all hell right now.
“You’ve done drugs?!!” Twilight yellowed, looking at her other worldly friend.
“Blame Adagio,” Sunset confessed.
It cuts to Boba Fett doing half of the waving dance as he spins around. In the background is Deadpool on one knee moving his arms to beat as three stormtroopers started to do the same moves from earlier. It cuts back to ZSS and the woman again as they started to dance more frantically as they shimmed in both directions after a twirl, then proceeding to do a faint as they quirked their legs around.
“The choreography is outstanding. The music is superb, the dance is exotic,” Rarity mentioned, watching the dance.
“The outfits are so entrancing,” Sunset muttered, looking at the dancing girls while taking a glance at Deadpool’s body.
Deadpool joins ZSS as he copies her earlier movements with two troopers in the background. It cuts to the three woman again with more storm troopers in the back copying her motion as she slowed down her dance; motioning her body and arms to the lyrics to the song.
Sunset paid very close attention to the solo dancer as Twilight sighed and shook her head at her friend’s antics
Shortly after it shows Deadpool and Samus again as they showed off more dance moves until it cuts to Deathstroke doing his version of a breakdance, which is him doing flips while doing a dance moves on his hand with Boba Fett in the background continuing his waving dance. It then shows Samus in her armor with Deathstroke on the left, Deadpool on the right, and finally Boba Fett in the background as they were slightly crouched as the danced at a fast pace, ending with them close to a sit down position as it cuts back to ZZS and girls, this time having Samus in her armor and even more storm troopers as they did a freestyle dance in rhythm. It cuts to ZZS in a circle with regular stormtroopers as they freestyle in a fast pace with her.
“Go Girls. Shake what your Mama gave you,” Pinkie cheered, dancing to the beat of the music. Her friends laughed at her while Sunset could only smile and watch the troopers dance.
It shows off Deadpool getting into a break dance as Deathstroke did the same moments later; ending off with him on his forearm as he made a pose. Boba Fett does the same only he finishes the break dance by jumping in the air, momentarily folding his legs before getting his feet back onto the ground, and posing in a crouch stance.
“Ok that was impressive,” said Starlight impressed.
It cuts to a wide screen Television in the background as it showed off the death battle from earlier with the sword fight with Samus and Boba Fett, cutting to other shows ranging from Red Vs Blue, RWBY, and other dance routines. Each time it changed a clip; so would the dancers on the ground from ZZS, stormtroopers, the women from earlier, Deadpool doing a break dance, Boba fett and Deathstroke.
Sunset’s eyes went wide when she saw the familiar color coordinated soldiers she grew to love and hate.
Suddenly, it shows Godzilla with a zoom, then goes to the ground as people continued their dance, then zoomed out to Godzilla bobbing his head as Gamera was spinning upside down with disco colors coming out from the inner parts of his shell like a Disco ball thus ending the dance as it cuts to a quote.
“Gamera!?” Rainbow Dash yelled/squealed in surprise/joy.
“Growth is awkward, in retrospect kind of embarrassing, hardly appreciating how important they were but in the end ultimately necessary.” As the words fade away, a white symbol appears on the bottom right corner showing the same name from the beginning of the video saying "Monty Oum 1981-2015"
“What’s that suppose to mean?” Spike wondered, reading the message.
“I believe it means that while growth brings about change no matter how you may not want it,” Twilight explained, rubbing her chin.
“Whoever this Monty was, he was a wise man,” Sunset commented, bowing her head in respect.
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“Gotta say, this was a fun,” Sunset mentioned, getting off the couch with everyone else. “And you girls watch this everyday?”
“Well not everyday, but we do see it whenever we can,” Twilight explained, leading her friend towards the box. “But this is far from over. We still have one more thing to do before we start the next episode.”
“Oh? And what’s that suppose to mean?” Sunset inquired, stopping in front of the box ad looking at it curiously. “Also what’s with the box?”
“It came with the DVDs and after every episode we get free stuff depending on who’s on the episode. We got some gundam models and Spike even got his own grappling hook,” Pinkie cheered, bouncing in one spot.
“Free stuff? Why didn't you say so. Let’s open the box and see what we got,” Sunset cheered, watching Pinkie open the box. The pink party pony stuck her head and hooves inside the box, rummaging around for something. A moment later Pinkie emerges from the box as Rarity asked, “Did you find anything?”
“You betcha,” Pinkie gushed, pulling out lots of books and a few figurines. “These were in there for all of us,” Pinkie explained, giving everyone their own share.
“These look mighty interesting,” Applejack muttered, looking at the Metroid graphic novel. It seemed like a decent thing to read or to give to Applebloom.
“I believe Sweetie Bell might want this,” Rarity exclaimed, holding up a Samus Figurine while Fluttershy hugged a metroid plushie.
“and Dashie got this!” cheered Pinkie as she presented said Pegasus with a replica of Boba Fett’s very own Mandalorian armor… in pony form of course.
“Aww Yeah. Now that’s what I’m talking about,” Rainbow cheered, putting on the armor piece by piece. A moment later, the group saw a pony version of Boba Fett standing there and yelling, “This is awesome.”
Pinkie was about to cheer, but noticed a wrapped package in the box. “There’s still one more thing,” Pinkie announced, holding up the package and looking at the name on it. “It’s your’s Sunset,” Pinkie cheered, giving the package to the confused unicorn.
“Really? What is it,” Sunset wondered, using her magic to open the package as two things fell out. Lifting the two things up with telekinesis, Sunset saw that the things were actually two zero suits like Samus’s with one being dark purple and the other being a light blue in color. Sunset took a closer look and saw that the suits were in her’s and Twilight’s sizes. “I know what I’m doing when I get home,” Sunset muttered, stuffing the suits in a bag. “Anyways, it’s getting late and I better get back home,” Sunset mentioned, walking towards the mirror as the others went their own ways home.
“Don’t worry, Sunset. You can stay with us for the night,” Twilight suggested, walking behind her friend.
“I’ll be fine,” Sunset insisted, waving her hoof.
“Nonsense. We can have Spike set up a room for you,” Twilight
“Yeah. Not like we don’t have the room here,” Spike pointed out. Jumping on Twilight’s back with his grappling hook.
“I guess I can stay awhile,” Sunset relented, turning away from the mirror. She figured it wouldn’t do much harm to have a vacation.
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CHAPTER END! Next time…. Well we’re going on break so we’re going to take a rain check on that, but hey~ RvB sometime soon i Guess… so y~a see ya guys sometime in the future.
Until next time thanks goes out to Alpha and Trepp as co-authors and to Rising Thunder for writing out the dance scene!