It was a new day For Twilight and her friends as they prepared for the next episode. They all felt a little uneasy with the trailer they saw yesterday but decided to pay it no mind. They were getting the snack table ready as they took a seat.

“Well let’s get this episode started,” Twilight said, grabbing the remote with her magic. Before she could press play, a bright light engulfs the room causing everyone to close their eyes.

“Ow,” a familiar refined voice said. “What hit me?”

“Get off of me this instant,” an old voice yelled.

“Why am I in this infernal contraption?” a dual sounding voice hissed.

“Ow, where are we?” a bubbly voiced asked.

“Maybe if you get off of me then we could find out, you taco brained simpleton,” A brash voice growled.

“Girls, be quiet. I'm trying to figure out what just happened,” A seductive voice said.

“I would like to know why’re you all on top of me,” a regal male voice yelled.

As the light died down, the seven ponies and one dragon see a strange sight in front of them. They could see Discord, Chrysalis, Tirek and three unknown ponies on top of Sombra.

“Sombra, Discord?” the eight friends said, confused by the turn of events.

The two looked at the ones that called their names as Discord said, “Wasn’t expecting this.”

“Neither was I. Now can somepony help me up, I'm feeling my back getting crushed,” Sombra said, trying to pull himself out of the pile.

Discord floats into the air and snaps his fingers causing Sombra to disappear and reappear next to Rarity. Sombra looked at Discord and said, “My thanks.”

“Okay, now can someone tell me what’s going on and why Tirek and Chrysalis are here,” Rainbow yelled, getting ready to fight as the ones in the pile were untangling themselves.

Before anyone could do anything, the box near the Tv glowed and an envelope flew out of it. Twilight used her magic to grab the envelope and opened it.

“What does it say, darling?” Rarity asked, not taking her eyes off their two enemies and the three unknown ponies.

Twilight cleared her throat and said, “Dear Princess Reads-a-lot. For this episode, i brought some of the beings that you and your friends fought to watch this episode. Don't worry i made sure that they can't cause any trouble, so enjoy the episode. From your loving friend, Deadman.”

After Twilight said that name, Starlight started to twitch while Discord was frowning.

“So we have Chrysalis and Tirek here but who're those three?” Applejack asked, pointing to the three unknown ponies as Discord snapped his fingers, trapping them in a cage.

Everyone looked at the three to see if there was any distinguished features. They stood side by side as a pegasus with cerulean fur and blue mane in a ponytail looked all over the place in wonder. The earth pony with pinkish fur and a purple mane in twintail fashion looked at everyone in annoyance.

The last one of the group was a unicorn with yellow fur and a golden looking bush of a mane. This one looked around the castle in interest at their current situation.

“I don’t know but they do look familiar,” Twilight said, trying to see if she knew them from somewhere.

“Come now, Twilight. How could you forget us,” the unicorn said in a mock hurt tone.

“Yeah, it hasn't been that long since the Battle of the Bands,” the pegasus said causing Twilight’s eyes to widen.

“Hasn't been that long since you destroyed our gems,” the earth pony said annoyed.

Twilight gasped and said, “The Dazzlings? But why do you look like that? Shouldn't you look more fish like?”

“It’s mostly because of our shattered gems. Since they're destroyed, we can't stay in our natural forms. That's why we're in these forms,” the unicorn, Adagio, said nonchalantly. “Now can you tell us why we're here?”

“Well according to this letter, you've been summoned here to watch Death Battle with us,” Twilight said, leading them to the couches.

“Death Battle? What's that?” the pegasus, Sonata, asked while following her former enemy.

“Just watch with us,” Twilight said, taking a seat.

The earth pony, Aria, shrugged her shoulders and said, “Not we have anything better to do. Sunset and her friends seem to be watching a show as well.”

The others all took a seat as Spike grabbed the remote and pressed play.

Interlude
(*Cues: Invader-Jim Johnston*)

Wiz: The final boss: a nightmarish foe meant to test your skill to the fullest.

Most of the former villains perked up at this while the others looked at them carefully.

Boomstick: And sometimes they're just plain cheap, like Shao Kahn The Konqueror...

“Now that's a title for a ruler.” Tirek smirked

Wiz: ...or Master Bison of Shadaloo.

“Guess he has a country or something,” Sonata said, munching on some popcorn.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE.

“This could be interesting,” Adagio said, looking at the screen with a slight smile.

Tirek didn't say it but he agreed with the former siren as did Chrysalis.

Shao Kahn
(*Cues: Soul Chamber - Mortal Kombat 9*)

Boomstick: Shao Kahn is the evil ruler of Outworld, conqueror of worlds, and owner of one of the most badass voices ever. Excluding yours truly of course.

Shao Kahn: Ah, Too easy.

“We heard better,” everyone said at the same time.

(*Cues: Main Menu - Mortal Kombat 9*)

Background
Full Name: Emperor Shao Kahn the Konqueror
Age: Over 10,000 years
Height: 218 cm / 7'2"
Weight: 181 kg / 400 Ibs
Occupation: Emperor of Outworld
Former ambassador of Elder Gods
Fighting styles: Tai Tsu, Lui He

Wiz: Though it didn't start out that way. Oddly enough in a manner similar to Raiden's assignment to Earth, the Elder Gods personally selected Kahn to protect the rather bleak realm of Outworld.

That surprised the group that knew about Raiden, and where wondering why someone the elder gods chose would turn evil.

Boomstick: Uh, turns out it didn't really need protecting.

“No kidding,” Rainbow deadpanned, looking at the bleak land of Ourworld.

“It almost reminds me of my former home,” Tirek said, remembering his home.

Wiz: Shao Kahn became the chief advisor to Outworld´s ancient ruler the Dragon King Onaga. Together they began a war spanning the multiverse, conquering the other realms of existence one by one.

“I had the same planes as well before scorpan betrayed me,” muttered Tirek as he remembered his younger brother and all the planes he had for the both of them.

Boomstick: Good choice on that one, gods. And why did they even think this guy needed a bodyguard?

“Better question, why didn't the Gods send someone stronger to keep them both in line?” Twilight asked, irritated that the Gods didn't even bat an eye at Outworld’s obvious plight.

(*Cues: Shao Kahn's Throne Room - Mortal Kombat 9*)

Wiz: But Kahn does not like sharing power, and soon poisoned Onaga, taking the emperor´s throne as his own.

Kahn: Mwhahahaha!

“That cold-hearted, back-stabbin’, no-good varmint!!” Applejack shouted, enraged that he’d pull such an underhanded stunt just to gain more power.

“Ah yes, gain his trust and then backstab him at his most vulnerable point.” Chuckled Tirek, giving Discord a smug look. “It worked so well on you, didn’t it?”

Discord simply threw a pie at his face without looking.

Aria scowled before glancing at Adagio, while she hated Adagio’s bossy attitude, she’d never go THAT far in taking over the group.

Boomstick: He now rules Outworld with an iron fist, and a giant maul: the Wrath Hammer. He can summon this monstrous sledgehammer out of thin air to finish foes in seconds, or decimate whack-a-mole records!

The idea of Shao Kahn playing whack-a-mole made everyone laugh except Tirek and Chrysalis. Tirek was eyeing the hammer and wondering if something like that could've helped him.

Arsenal
Wrath Hammer
Can be summoned from thin air
Far larger than real mauls
Requires superhuman strength to wield
Sometimes used as throwing weapon

Sword of Shao Kahn
Only seen in that crappy TV show

“There was a tv show?” asked Rainbow Dash.

“Something best left forgotten,” muttered Pinkie Pie with Discord nodding in agreement.

Wiz: He is a master of the dark arts, and often uses his magic to enhance his lethal attacks or create energy constructs of weapons, just as deadly as the real thing. He has even used his sorcery to manipulate and erase the minds of others.

The sirens looked at his abilities in great interest as they watched this titan plow through his opponents.

Sorcery
Minor telekinesis
Brainwashing
Teleportation
Can summon weapons
Creates energy weapons
Soul manipulation

Boomstick: It's like magic Vegas

“Ahh~ Vegas, so many fond memories,” sighed the Sirens as they remember feeding on so much negative emotion in just one casino.

Wiz: He can also access his inner beast to transform into...this thing...

(Movie Shao Kahn transforms into a very poorly CGd multi-headed dragon)

“What. the. fuck?” Adagio gawked at the atrocity she was seeing.

“I don’t want to see that anymore,” Sonata whimpered as she hid behind a green looking Aria.

“OK, EW.” Sombra shivered, covering his eyes.

“That’s disturbing even by MY standards.” Chrysalis said, visibly sickened by the grotesque display.

“KILL IT WITH FIRE!” shouted Tirek.

“Is it wrong i agree with them?” asked Rainbow Dash to her friends who could only shrug in response.

Boomstick: Quick! Make me forget that shit!

Wiz: Right, never happened!

“Oh thank god,” sighed the sirens in relief.

(*Cues: The Tower - Motral Kombat 9*)

Wiz: Now, despite living in a completely separate dimension, Shao Kahn is well versed in two variants of Chinese Kung Fu: Tai Tzu and Liu He, which generally focus on powerful strikes and solid defense.

“So he’s a walking fortress,” commented Rarity.

“(scoff) more like a tank,” muttered Aria.

Boomstick: He mixes these arts with his magic for a move set that´s all about absolutely obliterating his opponent. He rams people with charging spikes, and even shoots fireballs from his mouth, and laser beams from his eyes.

“Laser beams!?” shouted out an excited Spike thinking how cool it would be to shoot lazers from his eyes.

Wiz: And if his foe gets the upper hand, he can deflect any kind of projectiles back with his mystical Emperor´s Shield.

“Would have been useful in our fight,” Tirek said, glare at the purple princess who stuck her tongue out.

Move Set
Charging Spikes
Upward Shoulder
Light Spear
Explosive Ball
Mystic Choke
Emperor's Shield
Eye Beams
Soulnado

Boomstick: And of course he always finishes his fights with a brutal fatality and an epic one-liner.

The screen then changed to display Shao Kahn standing next to a familiar face.

“Is that… Kratos?” Rainbow asked, surprised to see the previous Death Battle contestant again.

Shao Kahn laughed, then proceeded to jab his hands into the middle of Kratos’ torso and slowly ripped his body in half right down the middle.

Shao Kahn: Is that your best?

Everyone stared at the display in shock and horror.

“I… I think I’m gonna be sick...” Starlight whispered as she turned green.

Fluttershy immediately fainted. Rarity quickly pulled out fainting couch for her to rest on.

“Woo-ho-ho! Brutal!” Chrysalis cheered.

“I agree, it’s quite impressive.” Tirek commented. “I takes a lot of raw power to rip someone apart so effortlessly like that...”

“Guy's got style,” Aria simply said, enjoying the carnage.

(*Cues: The Graveyard - Mortal Kombat 9*)

Boomstick: He's A living tank, bulldozing down anyone dumb enough to get in his way. He's taken deadly blows time and time again and keeps getting back up, more pissed off than anything else.

Wiz: But while his tenacity may be his biggest strength, his arrogance is easily his biggest weakness.

Shao Kahn: You will die- (Liu Kang kicks him in the face)

The group of heroes laughed at that.

“Typical villains, always running their mouths before they’ve won.” Spike chuckled.

Said typical villains that were in the room looked away in embarrassment knowing that the young drake was telling the truth.

(*Cues: The Temple - Mortal Kombat 9*)

Wiz: His endurance and longevity stems from his ability to steal the souls of others. Devouring a soul grants him longer life and the inherited power attributed to the victim. He is not a perfect conqueror, as he is restricted to the rules set by the Elder Gods. In order to invade a realm, Kahn´s chosen warriors must defeat the defenders ten times in a row in the form of a tournament of Mortal Kombat, held every fifty years; which he was doing pretty well, until he came to Earth.

“Earth always seems to be a dead end for villains,” laughed Rainbow Dash getting a glare from Adagio and Aria both knowing the pains of being living in said dead end of a world.

Boomstick: But even after losing the battle for Earth he just outsmarted the Elder Gods and eventually outlasted every other combatant to achieve the power of Armageddon...until Raiden reversed time cause he's a sore loser.

“Bah! You heroes always pull something like that when you're about to lose,” scoffed Tirek in annoyance. Getting a nod from chrysalis.

“That or get last minute help from annoying bacon haired singers…” muttered Adagio getting some strange glances from most of the group, a glare from Twilight, and an amused one from Aria.

“But didn't you say one time that you wouldn't mind taking Sunset to broom closet and ro-!” asked Sonata before she was interrupted by a blushing Adagio placing a hoof against her mouth and giving her a heated stare.

WIz: But his proudest accomplishment is his takeover of Edenia, the most powerful and respected realm of all. And as trophies for this victory, Kahn took Edenian’s queen and princess, as his own wife and daughter.

“That’s horrible,” Fluttershy said, hugging Doomguy plushie to her chest.

Boomstick: Hehe, nice!

“We would have done the same,” Sonata said, thinking of having a boy serve her tacos.

“More like have a cook,” Aria quietly said.

“We should talk to Rarity about getting outfits like those two,” Adagio said, remembering the details of the humans outfits. Those outfits seemed to fit her style if she ever got one in her color.

Shao Kahn: I am Shao Kahn! Conqueror of Worlds! You will taste no victory.

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While the main group and one redeemed Sombra and Discord found Shao Kahn to be a brute and a monster, the rest of the group thought he was a impressive ruler and deserved the title of conqueror.

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M. Bison
(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)

Wiz: M. Bison is the psychopathic founder and leader of the Shadaloo criminal regime. He is extremely wealthy, socially powerful, and public enemy number one of the Allied Nations.

Boomstick: Oh, so the M means Master.

“I would of never would've guessed,” mocked Rarity.

“Really Rarity? Wow i guess you're not as smart as i thought,” said Pinkie Pie completely missing Rarity’s sarcasm.

Background
Full Name: Unknown
Age: 59 years
Height: 180 cm / 5'11"
Weight: 70 kg / 154 Ibs
Occupation: Dictator
Fighting style: Shadaloo-ISM
Raised by gypsies
Trained in Soul Power

Wiz: Well, yes and no. In Japan, M. Bison is really named Vega. Our Vega's name is actually Balrog. And Balrog the Boxer goes by the full name of Mike Bison.

“That seems confusing,” Rarity said, wrapping her head around the names.

“They probably have a good reason for the name changes,” Applejack said, rolling her eyes.

Boomstick: I get it! Like Mike Tyson! Why was that a big enough deal to change all the names to...

(The screen shows the year 1991. which the same year Street Fighter II released overseas, and Mike arrested for a scandal he did…)

That caused quite a few members of the group to wince and the rest to look away from the screen awkwardly.

Boomstick/the group:Oh.

(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)

Wiz: Anyway, after murdering his own parents at a young age

“WHAT?!” Most of the group exclaimed in horror.

“What kind of a sicko kills his own parents?!”

Tirek was about to raise his hands but decided against it.

Wiz: ...he was found and raised by a tribe of nomadic gypsies.

Boomstick: Wait, are we still talking about Tyson?

“No you simpleton,” Sombra said annoyed by Boomstick already.

Wiz: The gypsy leader took Bison under her wing, and trained him in the art of Soul Power, an ancient art of utilizing the very essence of one's soul as a tool.

“Fascinating,” muttered Twilight, Starlight, and Sombra as the three thought of multiple ways that it could be used.

Boomstick: But since Bison's kind of a prick, he quickly mastered Soul Power, and began developing his own, much better version.

“I have a bad feeling about this…” whispered Fluttershy as she held her plushie closer for safety.

Wiz: See, Bison realized his soul was composed of two halves: one good, one evil. He forcefully dispelled all the goodness from his soul, thus pioneering one of the most destructive energies in fictional history: Psycho Power.

Bison: This place shall become your grave!

Psycho Power
Soul used as destructive energy
Only uses negative energies
Telekinesis
Flight
Brainwashing
Soul transference
Destructive to user's body

(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)

Wiz: Yes, he literally weaponized his soul.

“Seriously?!” Rainbow asked, gawking at such a revelation. “Is that possible?! Is there a spell like that?!”

“W-Well, there haven’t been any records of a spell-” Twilight explained.

“If there is, I must find it, and master it.” Tirek mumbled to himself.

“Indeed, such a power would be quite useful…” Agreed Chrysalis.

“But wait, what happen to his good soul?” Sonata asked curiously. “I mean, all that energy had to go somewhere, right?”

Wiz: And uh, weird little thing, that good part of his soul. It physically manifested into a woman, named Rose.

Everyone blinked at this.

“How does THAT work?” Adagio scoffed. “So what, if I expel all my good energy is it gonna turn into a hot guy or something?”

Wiz: Bison quickly built his criminal empire, with the intent of taking over the world, one day at a time.

Bison: The day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

(*Cues: Street Fighter II: Turbo - M. Bison Theme Remix*)

Boomstick: Hahaha, fan service!

“Nice!” agreed Adagio as she gave off a wicked grin.

Wiz: But it turns out his true motives are not even close to what you would expect.

That had the group wondering what he meant by that.

Bison: The governments of Earth are polluting the planet and obliterating its natural resources. Shadaloo will step them out and rule this planet!

That caught the group by surprise and before they could say anything, something even stranger happened… Boomstick began to sing.

Boomstick: (sings) Master Bison. He's our hero. Gonna take pollution down to zero.

They then see something that leaves them stunned; They see Master Bison's head with frown on his face, on the body of some kind of superhero like character in a pose that reminded the main group of superman when he’s flying. The pose combined with the frown makes Bison look ridiculous along with Boomstick's cheesy singing in the background causes Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Sonata, and Discord to burst out laughing.

Wiz: His Psycho Power...

Boomstick (Singing and the Captain Bison flying around): Gonna help him! Conquer the world! Are a group of guys who like to kung fu bitches!

This causes the rest of the group to join in on the laughter as they laughed until tears ran down their faces.

(*Cues: Street Fighter IV - M. Bison Theme*)

Wiz: ...his Psycho Power is immensely powerful and adaptable. Bison can use it for flight, telekinesis, teleportation and even psychic brainwashing, which has become quite a hobby of his.

“A hobby we are well versed in,” bragged Adagio grinning along with her sisters.

Boomstick: With Psycho Power he developed his own unique fighting style: Shadoloooooo-ism!

“What-ism?” asked a confused Applejack.

Wiz: Shadaloo-ism focuses on speed and destructive force over all else. Made possible by such moves as the Psycho Cannon, the Head Stomp, a scissor kick...

Boomstick: And that cheap-ass slide kick. Over and over and over again!

“Stop with the slide kick!” raged Pinkie Pie.

WIz: As well as his deadliest attack the Psycho Crusher, which at full power can kill a normal human being in one shot. M. Bison is extremely cocky, considering himself no less than a god. And for good reason. He has been impaled, electrocuted, shot point-blank, crushed underneath a building, yet could resume the fight like nothing happened.

“...... I could do better,” muttered Tirek.

“Ya but only after you jack up on stolen magic,” snarked Twilight. Getting a few laughs from the rest of the group.

Boomstick: The only Street Fighter who was able to pretty much put him down single-handedly was Akuma . But the Raging Demon is supposed to destroy a person's soul, yet Bison´s soul survived to fight another day.

That impressed the part of the group that new who Akuma was and wondered how he was able to pull that off.

Wiz: Psycho Power only has one major flaw. Bison's human body cannot contain its full potential, and will eventually break down. Fortunately for Bison, he can transfer his soul into other compatible bodies once his current one is used up.

Move Set
Psycho Cannon
Psycho Field
Scissor Kick
Head Stomp
Somersault Skull Diver
Bison Warp [Teleport]
Psycho Crusher

(*Cues: Street Fighter Alpha 3 - Final Bison Theme*)

Boomstick: But even if that fails, Bison says, "Screw caution!" and busts out one last trick. His ultimate form: Final Bison.

“It’s just a wardrobe change,” remarked Starlight. Hoping for a cooler transformation.

“Yeah, big whoop. Like changing clothes can give you more power,” Rainbow and Aria said at the same time.

Wiz: The Final Bison form unleashes the Psycho Power´s full potential. Sure, it completely mutilates his body, but its sheer power practically guarantees victory.

Final M. Bison
AKA True Bison, Shin Bison
Accesses the full potential of Psycho Power
Unlimited super meter in game
Little physical improvement
No measurable time limit
Somehow changes clothes
Will eventually destroy Bison's body

Boomstick: So who gives a shit?

Wiz: Especially since he can always posses some other helpless victim´s body when he´s done.

Boomstick: Told you. He´s a prick!

“No arguments here,” said most of the group. Completely agreeing with Boomsticks statement.

Bison: Yes, yes I killed your father. What is it with you women anyway? I killed my father too and you don't hear me whining about it!

“That would be pretty strange if he did,” Sonata said with everyone agreeing with her.

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As the main group with Discord and Sombra felt that the two fighters were two evil to root for and the Dazzlings were more interested in just watching the fight, that only left Tirek and Chrysalis to choose someone to root for.

Shao Kahn: Tirek.

M. Bison: Chrysalis

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Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all

Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!

Death Battle
(*Cues: Mortal Kombat: Armageddon - Belltower*)

Shao Kahn witnesses two Tarkatan doing Mortal Kombat. Bison teleports out of nowhere and grabs one of the Tarkatan.

M. Bison: Kneel before my Psycho Power!

“There goes that guy,” Aria said, getting into the battle.

The Tarkatan in his hand then screams before being disintegrated by M. Bison's Psycho Power. Shao Kahn jumps from his throne and smashes the second Tarkatan and enters the battle, Mortal Kombat style.

Shao Kahn: Prepare to die.

“Guess they don’t care about those guys,” Applejack said, feeling sorry for the two that just died.

M. Bison: Hehehehe.

FIGHT!

Bison attempts a scissor kick, but is blocked and gets punched before sent flying with a hit from the Charging Spikes.

Shao Kahn: Too easy.

Kahn tosses his Wrath Hammer, but Bison teleports behind Kahn, without him noticing. Bison charges his fist with Psycho Power and punches Kahn in the face, then knocks him to the ground with a slide kick. Kahn retaliates and spits out a green fireball at Bison, but misses and the latter does the Psycho Crusher, then slams Kahn into the ground.

M. Bison: Worthless!

“GO Bison!” cheered Chrysalis.

Bison levitates away, then attempts to brainwash Shao Kahn.

“Oh this should be good,” commented Adagio as she wanted to see some master level brainwashing.

M. Bison: Just try to withstand my Psycho Power!

A purple aura surrounds Shao Kahn.

M. Bison *altered pitch*: Are you frightened? Grovel before me! I'll scar your soul!

But Kahn is impervious to the effects and laughs.

“Ha! No mind tricks will work on a mighty warrior!” cheered Tirek much to Chrysalis annoyance.

Shao Kahn: You are nothing.

He then attacks Bison, sending him flying then uses the Charging Spikes in midair until Bison teleports away. Kahn throws an ethereal spear, which Bison dematerialized through then reforms and does a Head Stomp, which gets blocked. Bison does a Skull Crusher Dive but is knocked away by the Wrath Hammer. However, Bison quickly returns to the fight and does two scissors kicks followed by his enhanced Psycho Crusher, Nightmare Booster.

M. Bison: Nightmare Booster!

In the process, M. Bison smashes Shao Kahn through the walls of the fortress, then ascends upward. He then teleports, preparing the final phase of his super.

M. Bison: This place shall become your grave!

M. Bison falls downward, stomping Shao Kahn into the ground, then jumps further away.

The group was wide eyed from the vicious combo and Tirek was starting to get worried that he would lose the bet.

M. Bison: Utter scum!

Shao Kahn gets up.

Shao Kahn: Is that your best?

“T-that didn’t even phase him,” stuttered out Applejack as the rest of the group stared wide at the unharmed conqueror.

“Well Bisons fucked,” Sonata casually Commented, getting wide eyed looks from her sisters.

Bison, in anger, sends a volley of Psycho Cannons at Kahn, but are reflected by the latter's Emperor´s Shield. The entire volley hits M. Bison and send him crashing into a pillar. Kahn jumps forward, impales Bison with an energy spear, then proceeds to beat him up with incredibly powerful punches.

Shao Kahn: Feel the wrath of Shao Kahn!

Kahn kicks Bison straight through the pillar, which sends him flying into another that falls and crushes Bison underneath.

Shao Kahn: Flawless Victory!

M. Bison: My Psycho Power knows no limits!

(*Cues: Street Fighter 2 SNES - M. Bison Theme*)

Bison bursts out of the rubble in his Final Bison form, in the violet flames that is his Psycho Power aura.

“Here comes the costume change,” Aria said, not interested in this powerup.

M. Bison: Death awaits!

Bison does a powered-up version of Psycho Crusher and smashes Shao Kahn to the ground. As he gets up, Bison does a series of teleporting attacks until Shao Kahn throws a perfect punch and hits Bison and sends him flying. Shao Kahn then throws a barrage of Charging Spikes at Bison, eventually bringing him to the ground. Shao Kahn summons his hammer and smashes Bison over the head four times before he reverts back to normal Bison. Shao Kahn then picks up M. Bison and rips him in half.

“Whoa-ho-ho-ho! HARDCORE!” cheered Pinkie Pie.

(*Cues: Mortal Kombat 9 - Fatality theme*)

Shao Kahn: Fatality!

Bison's soul then materializes, floating upward.

M. Bison: Bah! Puny garbage.

“Guess he’s not done yet,” Starlight said, somewhat impressed.

Shao Kahn then unleashes his Soulnado, which M. Bison's soul is slowly absorbed into.

“Oh ya… the whole soul eating thing… forgot about that,” muttered Sombra.

M. Bison: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Shao Kahn: Mwahahahaha!

K.O.!

Shao Kahn begins testing his new-found Psycho Power, floating up into the air, then firing multiple Psycho Cannons to his left and right, the last of which he fires at M. Bison's corpse, destroying it.

“Well… shit,” thought most of the group as they saw Shao Kahn play with his new powers.

Results
(*Cues: Courtyard - Mortal Kombat Deception*)

Boomstick: That can't be good.

“No really?” The Dazzlings said sarcastically.

Wiz: While Bison is one of the deadliest Street Fighters, and surviving the raging demon proves that he can protect his soul, Shao Kahn's thousands of years of combat experiences combined with his brutal tenacity ultimately triumphed. Also, Kahn's otherworldly makeup means it's extremely unlikely Bison's soul could possess him if given the chance.

“So it was stacked against Bison from the start,” muttered Twilight as she thought of every little detail from this episode.

Boomstick: And Kahn is no stranger to brainwashing. Hell, he used it on his own wife and daughter for years! Not to mention Bison's soul fueled Psycho Power isn't the best weapon against somebody who eats souls for breakfast.

“That's like trying to fight Twilight with Hay burgers,” teased Rainbow Dash, getting some laughter from mostly everyone and a glare from a blushing Twilight.

“DASH!” cried the embarrassed Twilight which got even more laughter from the group.

Wiz: Shao Kahn has gained power from every soul he's devoured, by the rules of Mortal Kombat and assuming the possibility of losses, Kahn has consumed at least 60 billion souls over 10,000 years.

That got the group all wide eyed at the possibility the ruler of outworld actually devouring that many souls.

Boomstick: Looks like Kahn had a "soul-lution" for Bison.

“.... that was terrible.” groaned out Tirek as he felt a pain worse then anything Tartarus could dish out.

Wiz: The winner is Shao Kahn.

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Boomstick: *singing* Maser Bison! He's our hero! Gonna take pollution down to zero! Gonna help him conquer the world! Are a group of guys who like to kung fu bitches! We're in Shadaloo! And you can be in too! Taking over our planet is the thing to do! (A bunch of children, who are Captain Planet's teammate’s heads replaced by Shadaloo members.) Looting and polluting is not the way but here's what Master Bison has to say! The Power is mine! *Evil laughter*

Boomstick: Oh wait. Nevermind, Shao Kahn killed me. Now it's his power, I guess.

Shao Kahn: You weak pathetic fool! Mwhahahaha!

“.... dammit Boomstick.” muttered Rarity.

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Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle.

We cut to a scene of two ninjas under a full moon facing off each other and begin to charge and they raise their swords and slash down.

RYU HAYABUSA!

VS.

*Tching, tching, tching!*

STRIDER HIRYU!

“So cool~!” cheered out Dash, Pinkie, Spike, and Sonata all at once.

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Tirek looked at Chrysalis, smugly, and said, “I told you Kahn would win.”

“Yes, yes. The all mighty conqueror won against the terrorist. You don’t have to rub it in,” Chrysalis growled. Before she could say anything else, Twilight and her group walked over to a glowing box, pecking the former queen’s confusion. “What’re you doing?”

Twilight looked at the two and said, “After each episode, this box gives us some stuff.”

“Mostly comics,” Rainbow and Pinkie said at the same time.

Fuck you guys...

“We do get other stuff. Just come and see,” Twilight said, waving them over. The two villains looked at each other and shrugged while joining the group.

Pinkie opened the box and said, “Wow.”

“Oh? What’s inside?” Adagio asked in mild interest. Behind her, Aria smacked her face while Adagio rolled her eyes.

“Are there tacos in there?” Sonata asked, getting excited for her favorite food.

“Nope, just a couple of hats, some clothes, a few figures and comic,” Pinkie said, pulling out a few familiar hats that Tirek and Chrysalis took. Tirek took a replica of Shao Kahn’s helmet while Chrysalis took M. Bison's hat.

“I’ll be taking this,” Tirek and, putting the helmet on his head and making him look a bit intimidating.

“As will I,” the former queen said, making the hat fit on her head.

While the two were admiring their new headwear, the former sirens were looking at the clothes and saw that they were like the ones that Shao Kahn’s wife and daughter wore. The searched for the tags and saw that they were in their own sizes.

“At least we got something good out of this,” Aria said, yawning a bit.

“Aw, you know you had fun, Aria,” Sonata said, bouncing on her hooves.

“Well now we have a new outfit as well besides our hoodies,” Adagio said, imaging how she looks in this outfit.

“And i’m sure it will turn a few heads, especially the heads with bacon hair,” commented a disembodied voice. Freaking out most of the group except Discord who could only roll his eyes in annoyance.

“What’re you doing here?” Discord asked grumpily.

“Well I do have to take the extra baggage back where they belong.” answered the voice. If it heard the annoyance in Discord’s voice it obviously didn’t show it.

“SO you’ve been bumped to delivery boy? Don’t know if that a good thing or now,” Discord said, rolling his eyes once more.

“Um, what’s going on?” Fluttershy asked, carefully looking around.

“Yeah and who’s talking?” Applejack asked, feeling lost for some reason.

“I guess there’s no other way around this. Ahem, filles, dragon and everything else, may I introduce Deadman,” Discord said, twirling his arm a bit.

Starlight’s eyes began to twitch at the mention of her tormentor's name.

And as soon as Discord’s little introduction was finished, the ground began to shake and if someone were to look outside they would see thunderclouds forming in the sky as random pegasus scrambled to get the weather under control.

“What the buck? I don’t remember the weather changing for today,” Rainbow said as Fluttershy hid behind her.

And as fast as it came the weather cleared up and the ground shaking, leaving the group confused on what happened.

“What the fuc-.” Adagio was about to curse but the sound of a load POP! Interrupted her and drew everyone's attention to the magic box and what they saw confused them more the Boomsticks singing.

Floating above the box was a crimson Flame the size of a baseball with a jagged smile and sharp eyes that you would find on a jack-o-lantern.

“Um, what is it?” Twilight asked, looking at the fireball.

“It’s as I said. This is Deadman, a chaos god,” Discord said as if he was mildly annoyed.

The group look at the small flame with a critical eye but waited to see what it could really do. Who knows it might be a small flame but could also have knowledge far greater than even Celestia herself.

“...” the flame stayed silent as the group leaned in waiting for it to give out it’s words of wisdom.

“Yo,” the small flame spoke in a lazy matter that would make a sirten Blue chaos god proud. Causing most of the group to sweat drop at such a lazy response.

“This is a chaos god?” Rarity asked, squinting a little bit.

“I expected something like Discord, not a match light,” Spike said, not believing it.

“I’m sorry sir if you're not satisfied with the product then please call our customer support. 1-800-go eat a dick,” shot back the little flame shocking the group.

“How revolting,” Rarity gasped.

“Don’t talk to Spike like that,” Twilight said to the flame.

“Meh,” scoffed the flame showing that it didn't take the princess of friendship seriously.

“As much I would love to see you fight Deadman here, I need to know why you’re here,” Discord said, looking at the flame. He knew the chaos god wouldn’t go anywhere without a reason.

“Like i said to take the extra baggage back where it belongs,” said the flame as it looked at the direction of todays guest.

“And who’s the extra baggage?” Adagio asked, wanting to see where this could go.

“Well miss legs for days, i’m here to take you all back to your rightful place,” answered the chaos flame.

“You mean in Canterlot city? And thanks,” Adagio said to the god.

“But we lived here before,” Sonata said, frowning a little bit.

Aria said nothing as she didn’t really care where she went as long as they had food.

“Sorry my little sirens but your a lot safer there than in this world,” replied the small flame with a hint of gentleness in it’s voice that caught even Discord by surprise.

The Dazzlings nodded as Discord pointed at the two hatted villains said, “And these two? You gonna take them as well?”

“Well of course! The former queen needs to go on a life journey and tartarus will want their prisoner back,” said the flame with a carefree voice.

“I’d like to see you try,” Chrysalis said, blasting a beam of magic at the flame. Much to the shock to the rest of the group.

But as soon as the beam hit it seem to just meld into the fire and make it grow for a few seconds, like gelsolin being poured into a camp fire.

“(belch!) that was a spicy a meatball!” cheered the small flame as it belched out a cloud of smoke.

“What but how? I put all of my magic into that beam,” Chrysalis said, backing up a bit. The fact that the flame seemed untouched frightened her to no end.

“How did you absorb it?” Tirek asked, trying to get closer to the flame. Tirek just had the idea that if he could get close enough to the flame then he could absorb the magic and escape.

But before he could get close enough a fist made of flame smashed into him causing him to slide across the floor and collide into Crystalis and having them both end up in a broken heap.

“Fuck you that's how,” answered the flame with a flat tone.

“But that’s not a good answer,” Twilight asked, trying to comprehend what’s going on.

“She’s right, now what’re you really?” Aria asked, surprising her sister at how calm and bored she was.

“As much as i love love talking about myself i really need to get you back to where you all belong sooo~!” sang the chaos god every member of the guest party all disappeared with a Pop sound leaving only the main group and two chaos beings and even they soon disappeared leaving a group of confused mares and one dragon behind.

“Well, that was a thing. I say we watch the next episode to forget about this,” Spike said, holding a Shao Kahn figure in his claw and taking a seat. The girls looked at each other and shrugged as they sat down for the next episode.

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CHAPTER END! Next time RYU HAYABUSA VS. STRIDER HIRYU! Next Chapter: Ryu Hayabusa vs Strider Hiryu. Estimated time remaining: 7 Hours, 43 Minutes