The mane six watches death battle.
Chapter 2: Samus Aran VS. Boba Fett.(edited)
Previous Chapter Next Chapter“Are you sure about this about this Twi?” questioned a southern voice belonging to a young mare with an amber coat, green eyes and a blond mane and tail, wearing a brown stetson hat, and her cutie mark was of three red apples. This young mare is known by many as, Applejack or A.J. To her friend's, and just like her friend Twilight who represented the Element of Magic, she represents the Element of Honesty.
“I have to agree with Applejack on this one darling, I don’t even think a show called, ‘Death Battle’, would even be all that entertaining.” commented a white unicorn, with blue eyes, a purple mane and tail, and a cutie mark that is an image of three diamonds. This young mare was called, Rarity, Ponyville's very own fashion-designer and the one who represents the Element of Generosity.
“Are you two serious? This sounds awesome!” argued a brash voice belonging to a young blue coat pegasus, with magenta eyes, along with a rainbow colored mane and tail, and was also sporting a rainbow-colored lightning bolt as her cutie mark. This tomboyish mare is known as, Rainbow Dash, self proclaimed fastest flyer all of equestria, and the one who represents the Element of Loyalty.
“Dashie’s right girls! This is going to be super dooper Fun! Fun! Fun!” cheered a hyperactive pink pony, with electric blue eyes, and a cerise mane and tail. Her cutie mark consists of one yellow balloon along with two blue ones. This ball of energy is, Pinkie Pie, she’s Ponyville's no.1 Party Planner Extraordinaire, and represents the Element of Laughter.
“A’h know you two would get excited over somethin’ like this, but aren't ya just a little bit too eager to watch something about battles to the death?” the southern mare questioned with a raised brow.
“Oh please, A.J. it’s just a show! It’s not like anypony is really getting hurt.” countered the the blue mare, ”Am I right, Fluttershy?” she questioned a yellow coated pegasus, with cerulean eyes, pink mane and tail, and a cutie mark of three butterflies which represented her gentle nature.
Said the mare who hid behind her long mane as she nervously nodded her head. This young mare was named, Fluttershy. A kind and gentle pony who took care of any animal no matter how big or small it was. Because of her gentle soul, she is the one who represents the Element of Kindness.
“Now girls, I had Spike to bring you here so we could have a good time seeing something that's never been seen in our world before.” Twilight cutted in before her two strong headed friends’ argument could get out of hand.
“Fine/Sure thing Twi.” the two muttered out as they and the others sat in some chairs that Twilight had placed while she was setting everything up.
“Ok everypony! Are you all ready to see a show from out of this world!?” cheered the princess to her fellow ponies and one young dragon.
“YEAAAH!” cheered the rest of the group as Twilight hit play on the remote that came with the T.V. It was silent for a second before some music started to blast from the speakers and the show logo appeared on screen and two voices, probably the hosts of the show, started speaking.
(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)
Wiz: The bounty hunter. Galactic pirates of living beings.
Boomstick: They blow shit up for cash.
“Whoo!” Rainbow dash cheered. “blowing stuff up and getting paid too!? Sign me up!” But while she was fantasizing about being an awesome bounty hunter, she was completely missing the amused smiles that her friends are sending her.
Wiz: A prime example is Boba Fett, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy.
Boomstick: But don't forget Samus Aran. She's so badass, whole planets explode when she's done with them. BOOM!
Wiz: I'm Wizard.
Boomstick: And I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze the weapons, armor, and skills of these two beastly killers and answer the most important question of all: Which of these two warriors would win... a Death Battle?
This was already starting to catch most of the group's attention, but for ponies like Applejack and Rarity, they would have to wait and see if this show would be worth the time.
Boba Fett
(*Cues: Star Wars Episode IV - The Death Star/The Stormtroopers*)
Wiz: Boba Fett is well known for his cunning, ruthlessness, and brute force. But his killer instinct relies on his diverse arsenal of death.
The ponies and one dragon had a chill going down in their backs once a picture of the first fighter shows up on screen accompanied by some really chilling music.
“S-scary…” squeaked out a frighten Fluttershy as she tried hiding behind her mane, but a comforting hoof was placed on her shoulder by, Rainbow Dash, who gave her a confident smile which helped boost Fluttershy’s confidence to keep watching.
Mandalorian Body Armor
Nearly Indestructible (They wondered what it could be made of or if it could stop a blast of magic someone like Tirek,)
Micro Energy Field (That caught Twilight's attention.)
Penetrating Radar
Protection from Fire, Poison, Acid, Cold (Twilight was really tempted to find this amazing metal just so she could research it.)
Retractable Drinking Straw (This sets Pinkie on a giggling fit.)
Boomstick: Plus, he wears the most badass space suit ever.
“I must say, while I don’t quite agree with his occupation, I have to admit he looks quite dashing in that armor.” complemented Rarity as she fantasized about being rescued by a brave stallion and being carried towards the sunset. But unannounced to her, Spike was envisioning the same thing but with him in the armor and getting a kiss from Rarity.
Wiz: That's no ordinary spacesuit, Boomstick; that's Fett's Mandalorian Armor, forged of nearly indestructible Duraplast, containing a micro-energy field for dispersing impacts.
Boomstick: This guy can have a freaking bomb blow up in his face and still walk away.
“Not even Princess Celestia can handle an explosion that close to her face without it causing some major damage.” muttered out Twilight as she envisioned a being that could take more damage then one of the strongest ponies in the world.
Wrist Gauntlets
Flame Projector
Fiber Cord Whip
Wrist Laser
Concussion Missiles
Stun Missiles
Wiz: His gauntlets house a flamethrower with a reach of 5 meters, a fiber cord whip, and numerous concussion and stun missiles. His weapon of choice is his EE-3 Carbine Rifle, an extremely accurate and powerful weapon which Fett often cradles like a child.
EE-3 Carbine Blaster
Fires in Short Burst
Scope-Outfitted
Shoulder Sling
Rock-a-Bye Rifle... (That confuses everyone, even Pinkie Pie.)
Boomstick: Yeah... I do that with my guns, too...
Wiz: That's not weird at all, Boomstick. Fill us in on Fett's heavy weaponry.
“I don’t think our host are all up there if you know what I mean?” snarked the young fire breather as he twirled a clawed finger next to his head, electing a few giggles from his friends.
Boomstick: Well, everybody and their grandmother knows that Fett can zoom around on his badass jetpack, but that jetpack also has a single anti-vehicle homing rocket, and believe me, you don't want to see this thing heading your way.
"AWWWW YEAH! Flying for the win!" cheered Rainbow Dash.
Mitrinomon Z-6 Jetpack
Hands-Free
Up to 1 Minute in Flight (that was really disappointing to rainbow dash.)
Max Speed: 145 kph
Magnetic Grappling Hook
Anti-Vehicle Homing Rocket
While the speed and range of it’s flight was disappointing especially to a certain blue mare. Everyone could agree, it still had it’s uses and could even help ponies who couldn't fly or do things that they would need a pegasus's help to do.
“Though it would be totally awesome to have something on my back to shoot at any nasty monster that attacked Ponyville!” the fastest flyer in Ponyville said while the others agreed it would be helpful dealing with monsters that seem to always show up when they let their guard down.
Wiz: That's right, Boomstick. In short, Fett is a human Swiss Army Knife. He's killed hundreds of criminals, politicians, and Jedi. He's even held his own against Darth Vader... twice.
Boomstick: Holy shit, that is hardcore!
The group had to admit, those kind of feats were impressive especially when an image of who, Darth Vader was. This was somepony that could even out scare ponies like, Nightmare Moon and even Sombra.
“And this Fett guy fought this monster TWICE!?” exclaimed Applejack, wondering why somepony would be willing to fight something that could make Nightmare Moon look like a tamed kitten in comparison.
Wiz: He became leader of the Mandalorian Mercenaries after the Galactic Civil War, and battled Mace Windu to a draw when he was 12 years old.
“WHEN HE WAS 12!?” yelled the girls surprised that someone so young could keep up with a more experienced fighter.
“So cool!” cheered Spike with stars in his eye’s, wondering if he could pull off something like that while he was still young.
Boomstick: Sam Jackson's got nothing on him.
Wiz: But, with all his awesomeness, every so often Fett will totally blow it. He's fallen into the Sarlacc three times. Three! And the Sarlacc's not exactly running around, looking for snacks.
Boomstick: Three times? How do you even do that once? It's a giant hole in the ground with teeth, and he's got a jetpack!
“Yeah he can fly! How could he fall in that stupid hole in the first place!?” ranted Dash miffed that someone she thought was cool could do something so lame.
“I want to know how he fell in there two more times?” questioned Fluttershy, wondering why he didn't learn his lesson the first time.
Wiz: Still, even with his ridiculous flaws, Boba Fett is a whole new meaning of deadly.
Darth Vader: No disintegration.
Boba Fett: As you wish.
After the analysis for Boba Fett was over, the girls and dragon talked about the fearsome bounty hunter and agreed that even with his faults, he was still a fearsome foe and wondered how this, Samus Aran, would stack up.
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Samus Aran
(*Cues: Lower Norfair - Super Metroid*)
Wiz: Samus Aran was infused with bird-like Chozo DNA at a young age, increasing her strength, speed, and athletic ability far beyond those of a normal human being.
Boomstick: How do they do that?! I want me some bird DNA!
“I don’t think it works that way.” lectured Twilight.
“Well, they are from space. Maybe they have birds that can take down giant aliens?” reasoned Spike which caused the girls to give it a thought and also had Fluttershy wondering if those kind of birds would be her friends.
Wiz: She wears the Power Suit, typically in Varia form, shielding her entire body without restricting any movement or flexibility.
"it's amazing that something that looks so heavy could allow her to moves with such grace and speed." admired rarity.
Power Suit
Shields Entire Body
Environmental Protection
Easy to Upgrade
No restriction of Movement or Flexibility (That impressed them that such a bulky suit could allow that much movement.)
Boomstick: Too bad it makes her look like a dude…
That caused a few like Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Spike to snicker at Boomsticks disappointed tone. While the others just rolled their eyes at the saddened man.
Wiz: Her primary weapon, the Arm Cannon, has acquired numerous awesome upgrades over the years. Though, the basic Power Beam is a pea shooter with a pathetic range.
"Well that's disappointing," muttered an unimpressed Twilight.
Boomstick: But when it's fully charged, it'll blow your face off. BAM! Shoop Da Whoop!
“Heheheheh! Boomy is so silly.” giggled Pinkie, finding the vocal of the two crazy narrators more entertaining.
Wiz: The Arm Cannon can also use an Ice Beam, a Grapple Beam, and a plethora of Seeking and Super Missiles. Samus controls the skies with a powerful and speedy Screw Attack, and if there's trouble on the battlefield, she can curl up into Morph Ball mode and slip away unnoticed.
“How does she fly like that!?” yelled both Rainbow Dash and Twilight., both dumbfounded on how someone could fly in such a ridiculous way.
Arm Cannon
Easy to Upgrade
Power Beam
Charge Beam
Ice Beam
Grapple Beam
Missiles
Mitrinomon Z-6 Jetpack (Screw Attack)
Powerful electric charge
Temporary invincibility
Extremely Fast
Namesake of an Awesome Website!
Morph Ball Alt-Form
1 Meter Diameter
Can Release Bombs
Jumping Ability
Also Called "Maru Mari"
Can Access Small or Hard to Reach Places
Boomstick: What the f...?! How does she do that?
Wiz; Bird DNA, Boomstick. Bird DNA.
The small group had to marvel at the large array of weapons in abilities that were listed on screen, showing just how skilled and versatile Samus really was.
Boomstick: Samus also has a freakin huge supply of Power Bombs, which will destroy anything on the screen in seconds. Nothing survives!
“Wowzers! Those are some big fireworks!” Yelled Pinkie Pie. wondering if those power bombs could be used to make the greatest surprise party ever!
A cold chill ran down everyone else's back and they all had the sudden urge to keep Pinkie Pie away from any explosives.
Power Bombs
Huge Blast Radius
Deals Massive Damage
Crystal Flash Healing Ability
Deployed Only in Morph Ball Mode
Wiz: She is known to be the bounty hunter capable of taking on impossible missions, fighting massive beasts, and even wiping out an entire species. However, she often makes mistakes. Somehow, she always seems to lose all her power ups and upgrades at the beginning of every mission.
Boomstick: Man, someone get this chick a purse.
“She should stop by my place sometime. I’m sure I could find her the right purse to go with her suit of armor.” bragged Rarity, causing her friends to laugh and agreeing that, ‘If anyone could do it, it would be Rarity’.
Samus: Time to go.
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: But first, we gotta pay off my double barreled, bazooka shotgun, thanks to netflix.
>>>>>>>>>>intermission<<<<<<<<<<
As the trailer played out everyone was discussing about the fighters, they all agreed that both bounty hunters where skilled in their own ways.
On team Boba Fett was Rainbow dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Spike. Boba was so cool and they thought with his experience and track record would get him the win.
And on team Samus was Twilight, AppleJack, and Fluttershy. To them not only was she physically stronger, but also had a greater arsenal to work with.
After everyone got settled down to continued watching, Twilight quickly hit play to continue the show.
Boomstick: Well it’s time for a death battle!!!
Death Battle
(*Cues: Metroid: Zero Mission - Title Theme Remix*)
Samus is shown flying through space in her spaceship. However, Boba Fett's ship, the Slave I, shoots at her ship, throwing out of orbit which is landing on Earth, where it crash lands somewhere in the middle of a futuristic city. Samus gets out of her ship and Fett hovers down to the where Samus landed.
FIGHT!
(*Cues: Star Wars Episode V - Attacking a Star Destroyer*)
Samus shoots her Power Beams, that fade out almost instantly, not even reaching her opponent. (Rainbow couldn't help but laugh at this.) Fett counters with a few shots from his blaster, but Samus jumps in the air, firing a missile at Fett, which hits. When she lands, Fett hits her with his flamethrower. When Samus jumps back and shoots another missile, Fett flies up using his jet pack. However, Samus goes after him using her Screw Attack and eventually hits him, which forces him to the ground.
“Git ’im Samus! Show that no good varmint what for!” cheered Applejack, seeing the the female bounty hunter take down the mandalorian warrior.
“Grrrr come on Fett! You can do this!” yelled a frustrated Rainbow Dash while her fellow teammates cheered on their favorite hunter.
(*Cues: Star Wars Episode IV - Imperial Attack*)
When Samus lands, Fett shoots missiles at her. He then fires his anti-vehicle homing missile, which Samus escapes by going into Morph Ball mode and escaping through a doorway.
(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)
Fett cautiously creeps toward the doorway as Samus sneaks behind him in Morph Ball mode and plants a Power Bomb near his feet.
(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)
“Uh-oh…” muttered team Boba Fett as they realised what was coming next.
The bomb explodes and it takes off a large chunk of Fett's health. His suit having withstood the blast, Fett sees Samus and fires a missile at her. Samus dodges by stepping to the side and then freezes Fett using her Ice Beam. She then moves toward the frozen bounty hunter and begins charging her arm cannon. With the charge at its apex and Boba Fett's body slightly moving as he tries to break free of the ice, Samus positions her arm cannon toward his head.
Samus: You're mine.
With the charge at its maximum before Boba Fett could escape, Samus fires her Charge Beam point-blank, knocking his head clean from his body.
K.O.!
His head flies back downward, clanking on the ground leaving everyone wide eyed at the gruesome display.
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“NOOOOOO!!” wailed a heartbroken Rainbow Dash as the rest of team Boba Fett looked down in sadness as their favorite Fighter was put down.
Results
(*Cues: Super Metroid - Main Theme (Orchestrated)* )
Boomstick: Holy shit! Did you see that, Wiz? That was insane!
Wiz: Fett battled like a champ, but in the end, Samus' superior technology and athletic skill trumped him... hard. While her basic Power Beam failed miserably, Samus put her Chozo DNA to work by jumping and dodging around Fett's offenses. Boba Fett, who relies more on cunning and brute force, simply didn't have the means necessary to catch Samus.
“You can only get so far with just brute force alone.” explained Twilight. The rest agreeing with her logic even if a few wanted Fett to win.
Boomstick: He was shooting all over the place, but that space chick was just too quick for him. He even tried to use his homing rocket, but anybody who's blown up a lot of shit knows anti-vehicle rockets don't work too well with people.
Wiz: Exactly. Samus is about four times smaller than the average vehicle, so there's only about a one in four chance for a direct hit from Fett's rocket. Not to mention she kept moving, preventing Fett from getting a solid lock on her.
Everyone could agree that shooting someone with a weapon that was made to take out things much larger and slower than someone who was faster and more acrobatic was not a smart choice, especially when that person could roll up into a ball even smaller then them and sneak around in hard to reach places.
Boomstick: After that screw up, Samus managed to sneak around Fett and left a little surprise at his feet.
Wiz: Fett's micro-energy field managed to minimize the damage he took from the power bomb, but by that point, it was all over. Samus froze Fett with her Ice Beam and finished him off with a Charge Beam to the face.
Boomstick: She sure stopped him cold.
That caused everyone to groan at Boomsticks lame pun except a giggling Pinkie Pie who was rolling on the ground laughing at what she considered a, super duper awesome joke.
Wiz: That's right Boomstick. The Winner is Samus Aran.
End
Boomstick: Next time on DEATH BATTLE!
There was a flurry of punches covered in purple flames and then an odd burning symbol appeared on screen, followed by a bone chilling voice.
???: your souls is mine!
END.
“Awwww man! I was so sure someone as cool as Fett would win!” groaned out a disheartened Rainbow dash as Fluttershy laid her hoof down on her friend's shoulder trying to cheer her up.
“I know you're bummed out Dashie, but at least he gave it his all and it was still a fun fight.” said a grinning Pinkie pie which caused the rainbow speedster to give a small smile and nod to the pink party pony.
“Well, I just hope everyone had a fun time watching this show together.” chirped a happy Twilight, and glad she was able to not only see creatures from another world, but their vast array of technology as well.
“A’h have to admit Twi, that wasn’t half bad! Heck, I could watch another episode right now.” proclaimed Applejack, glad that she gave this show a chance and Rarity seemed to agree with her southern friend.
“While I’m sad Mr. Fett died, it’s like Rainbow Dash said, ‘it’s just a show’, and I think I could watch some more too.” said Fluttershy with a confident look but quickly switched to a more bashful expression. “W-well, I mean... as long as everyone watches with me… if you don’t mind that is.” stuttered the blushing pegasus.
“Well, I’m glad everyone enjoyed the show and we can watch another episode in a little bit. But first, I think we should stretch our legs for a bit and maybe get something to eat for the next battle, I also want to send a letter to the princess about this show, and how it’s from another world.” Twilight suggested as she and Spike made there way to the library to grab a quill and ink. The rest of the group agreed and made their way to the kitchen to make themselves something to eat.
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“Well that sure was a fun watch if A’h do say so myself” praised AppleJack as she and the rest of the group made their way to the kitchen to grab a few snacks for the next episode while Twilight and Spike wrote a letter to Princess Celestia.
“Totally agree with you there A.J! But just you wait, the next person I choose will definitely win!” bragged the rainbow maned mare as she puffed out her chest in pride, knowing the next person she rooted for would definitely win.
"And I thought it was super funny how Sammy was able to fly like that!" giggled Pinkie Pie, as she bounced along with her friends, "I wonder if I could fly like that too if I tried hard enough?" she questioned while stopping to ponder her own question.
"Well, I don't know about that darling, but I must say that I'm feeling quite peckish, wouldn't mind a small snack." said Rarity, to which everyone agreed with and the group started to pick up the pace to get to the kitchen faster. None of them noticing Pinkie Pie wasn't following them.
"I hope twilight has something good to eat, right Pinkie Pie?" asked Rainbow Dash, as she made her way to the kitchen with the rest of the group. But, she stop and raised a brow, as soon as she realised that her pink friend didn't reply to her question. "Pinkie Pie?" she questioned as she turned around to see what was wrong, but was soon stunned silent as she along with the rest of her friend's saw the most bizarre sight they've seen yet.
"What in tarnation!?" muttered the southern mare, as she and the rest of the group saw Pinkie Pie roll up into a pink ball with only her tail sticking out, and much to the amazement to her friends began to FLY!
"Wheeee!!! I did it guys!" cheered the hyper pink pony as she was perfectly imitating Samus's Screw Attack and started making her way down towards the kitchen. “Hurry up girls! I'll meet you there!” she proclaimed, while continuing her way down the hall, luckily not bumping, or knocking anything over.
The the rest of the group could only stare, dumbfounded as their party planing friend continued defying all laws of physics, and kept making her way to the kitchen.
"...... Let's not tell Twilight about this." said Fluttershy wide-eyed, not wanting her lavender friend to mentally break down like she did last time she tried to figure out how Pinkie Pie is capable of her strange feats. The rest of her friends nodding in agreement as they continued their trek down to the kitchen, applying the most important life lesson they ever learned.
If it’s Pinkie Pie, don't question it.
Chapter END. Next Chapter: Akuma VS Shang tsung.(edited) Estimated time remaining: 14 Hours, 47 Minutes