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The mane six watches death battle.

by Deadmanx513

Chapter 18: Master Chief VS Doomguy.

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Master Chief VS Doomguy.

It’s a new day as Rainbow and her friends made their way to Twilight’s castle. Opening the door, they started to walk towards the viewing room as it was dubbed.

“Hey Dash, you know what’s we’re in for?” Applejack asked, looking at the floating pegasus curiously.

“What do you mean?” Rainbow asked, not looking at them but flying ahead of them.

“She means did you see who we’ll be seeing this time,” Rarity said, giving Rainbow a dry look. It was a simple question considering what they’re gonna be doing in a few minutes.

“Oh, that. All I can saw is that they have armor and weapons. Kinda hard to explain,” Rainbow said, furrowing her brow.

Once they reached the viewing room, they saw Twilight and Spike talking to a familiar stallion. The stallion had a white coat and a blue mane that had a light and dark blue streak in it. His cutie mark was a dark blue sheild with a pink star on his flank. He looked up and waved at the girls who just arrived.

“Hi girls,” the stallion said, putting his hoof down.

“Your highness/Prince Shining Armor,” the girls said at once.

The stallion, Shining Armor, chuckled and said, “Please just call me Shining. We’re all friends here.” He really didn’t want to be treated like a noble at the moment.

“Be that as it may, may I be bold to ask why you’re here?” Rarity asked, taking a seat on the couch.

“To tell the truth, Twilight sent me a letter a few days ago and here I am,” Shining said, pulling Twilight in for a hug while she hugged him back.

The girls were quiet as the memory of the teenage mutant ninja turtles fight was still fresh in their mind. The fact that Twilight was hugging her brother tightly was proof that she still thought of the fight as well.

Twilight then separated from her brother and said, “By the way, do you know where Starlight is?”

Shining was confused for a moment then said, “Starlight left a day before I got your letter. She didn’t come back yet?”

“That’s weird. Where could she be?” Twilight said as her friends were wondering the same thing.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ where in the world is Starlight Glimmer?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

We find Starlight walking through a dangerous path on the side of a mountain. She tried not to look down as a rickety looking bridge came into view.

“Finally! Now i just need to cross the bridge and then it’s a straight line back home!” cheered Starlight as she made her way towards the bridge, but she was stop by a figure jumping in front of her path.

“Halt!” screamed the figure. Who was actually an old looking goat with a brown coat, a long shaggy beard, and his right eye.

“Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.” the old goat said as he gave Starlight Crazed look.

“And what happens if i get any of them wrong?” questioned Starlight, nervous at the odd Goat.

“Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril!” yelled the crazed Goat with a mad grin, and to prove his claim a random boulder flew up into the air and landing in the gorge.

Starlight hesitated for a mere sec before she gave the mad goat a stern glare.

“Very well you old goat! Ask me your questions and I’ll answer them without fail!” she declared. Mutch to the old goat’s delight.

“First! What... is your name?” asked the old goat.

“Starlight Glimmer,” She said, confused by the easy question.

“What... is your quest?” the old goat asked dramatically.

“To find my find my way home and be with my friends,” Starlight answered without hesitation, causing the old goat to grin.

“What... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?” the old goat said with an unnerving grin that only grew wider as Starlight looked down with an unsure look on her face.

“I don’t know what you mean,” Starlight said, confusing the old goat. “Do you mean An African or European swallow?” she asked.

“Huh? I-- I don't know that. YAAAAAAA HOO HOOHOO HOO EE!!!” screamed the goat as he was thrown off the ledge by his own magic, and as Starlight looked down to only see the deep darkness of the casm she could only let out a sigh of relief.

“Thank goodness hanging out with fluttershy always has some random animal facts of the day,” said the mare as she made her was across the bridge.

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“She’s probably fine. Now let’s start the episode,” Pinkie said as Twilight pressed play on the remote.

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Interlude
(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)

Wiz: When the aliens invade a thousand years from now and our hyper-advanced technology isn't enough, our last hope will inevitably be placed in the hands of the lone space marines.

“Sounds like use during the monster of the week,” Rainbow Dash joked. Getting some laughs from the group except Shining Armor who was looking at the floor with a frown.

“I wish you girls wouldn't even need to deal with those kind of dangers,” he whispered to himself.

Boomstick: Like the super soldier, Master Chief ...

That caught Shining Armor’s attention as he was interested on mad this guy a “super” soldier.

Wiz: ...And Doomguy , the Bane of Hell itself.

“He seems scary,” Fluttershy muttered, holding a pillow in front of her like a shield.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Master Chief
(*Cues: Halo - Brothers In Arms*)

Wiz: At the young age of six, John-117 was abducted by the UNSC to be part of the Spartan-ll program.

“They abducted children?” Fluttershy yelled, feeling angry that someone out there would do that to a small child.

Boomstick: The worst daycare ever.

“More like a living Tartarus for those poor kids,” Applejack said with a glare.

Wiz: At fourteen, he underwent the program's augmentation procedures, dramatically increasing his strength, speed, vision, intelligence, and reflexes.

Boomstick: When he was done, his bones were nearly indestructible and he could beat up and kill way more experienced marines. At fourteen! Man, that's one harsh puberty.

“Wow,” Shining said, shocked that an experienced soldier could be beaten by a child how was experimented on. “Wish I could have done that when I was younger.”

“Abducted?” Twilight asked confused by her brother’s words.

“No, I mean beat up experienced soldiers. Would have made boot camp easier I think,” Shining said, chuckling a bit.

Spartan-ll Augmentations
15x Stronger Skeleton
Muscle Increase
300% Increased Reflexes
Better eyesight & Perception
Boosted Tissue Growth
Lactase Recovery Decrease
Heightened Memory, Intelligence, & Creativity

(*Cues: Halo 3 - Last of the Brave*)

Wiz: Upon reaching the rank Master Chief Petty Officer, John began a thirty year campaign leading the Spartans against three different threats: The Insurrection, The alien Covenant, and the Flood. As a Spartan, he wears Mark VI Mjolnir armour. This technological marvel links directly to John's brain, so his actions controlled on thought BEFORE movement. Simultaneously, the suit itself multiplies Chief's already enhanced physical capabilities.

“Fascinating!” Twilight said as she she pulled out a quill and paper and started so write down the info on screen in a rapid pace.

Boomstick: The suit weighs half-a-freakin' ton, yet the guy still jumps around like he's on the moon.

“I don’t think even I could move in that,” Applejack said, eyes wide at the weight of the suit.

“I think not even Maud could move as fast as she usually does in that,” Pinkie Pie said knowing while her sister could still move in a set of that armor, she would be slowed down considerably.

Wiz: The helmet's Heads Up Display includes a motion tracker with an eighty foot radius. Also, the suit projects a recharging energy shield.

“Wish we had that in the Royal Guards. Could have made a few missions easier,” Shining said, imagining himself in the armor.

Mark VI Mjolnir Armour
Brain linked reactive circuits
Force Multiplying Circuits
Titanium Alloy Plating
Heat Resistant
Motion Tracker
5 second regenerating energy shields
Weight: 1000 lbs

Boomstick: The Chief's first sidearm is the M60 Magnum.

(*Cues: Leonidas - Halo 2*)

Boomstick: This scoped, high powered pistol uses 12.7 millimeter armour piercing rounds with the precision accuracy of over 400 feet. I don't care what kinda armour you're wearin', three headshots from this baby, and you're done.

“Jeez that could do some damage to Dragon Scales,” said Spike as he shuddered at the thought of getting shot by the Chief’s handgun.

Weaponry
Side Arms
M6D Magnum
Ammo: 12.7 mm
Range: 400 ft
Scope: 2x

Wiz: His other sidearms include the SMG and frag grenades.

M7 Submachine Gun
Ammo: 5 mm
Range: 155 ft

M9 Frag Grenade
Kill Radius: 16ft

“Those grenades could have helped during the changeling invasion,” Shining said, thinking of how much easier it would have been.

Boomstick: His standard firearms include the rapid fire Assault Rifle, the more precise Battle Rifle, and the M90 shotgun, a pump action deathdealer that uses Soellkraft 8 gauge shells...

Wiz: ....Which are so impossibly dangerous, they are banned world wide to the point of near extinction.

“Oh my~ and he has something that dangerous,” Rarity asked.

Standard Firearms
MA5C Assault Rifle
Ammo: 7.62 mm
Rate of Fire: 650 RPM

BR55HB SR Battle Rifle
Ammo: 9.5 mm
Range: 3100 ft

M90 Shotgun
Type: Pump
Spread: 15 Pellets
Ammo: Soellkraft 8-Gauge Shells

Boomstick: But even that's not enough killin' power for the Master Chief. The M41 rocket launcher holds 2 rockets at once and his sniper rile was designed for killin' giant alien infantry from long distances. The shells can pierce tank armour or rip people in half. And then there's Chief's killer app: The Spartan Laser.

“That's such a cool name,” gushed Rainbow Dash.

“But man he’s carrying enough firepower to take out a group of dragon” muttered Spike in fear of ever being on the chiefs bad side.

Wiz: With a three second charge and a 5 shot limit, it does have it's faults. Buuuuut....

Boomstick: Think of it kinda like a laser pointer... that points things INTO OBLIVION!

The group laughed at Boomsticks joke.

(The Spartan Laser obliterates a hulking alien soldiers and a giant turret.)

“Woah,” Shining, Spike, Rainbow and Twilight said quietly.

“If the guards had that, we wouldn’t have to worry about any dangerous beasts attacking us,” Rarity said, amazed by the weapon’s firepower.

“That’s better than my cannon,” Pinkie said, watching the destruction in awe.

Heavy Weaponry
M41 Rocket Launcher
Ammo: 102 HEAT Charge Rockets
Scope: 2x

SRS990-S2 AM Sniper Rifle
Ammo: 14.5 mm Fin-Stabilized
Range: 7545.9 ft
Night-Vision Mode

M6 Spartan Laser
Shot Limit: 5
John-117's Most Powerful Weapon

Wiz: Master Chief can only carry two or three weapons at a time. However, he seems to posses extraordinary luck and can usually find exactly the weapon he needs somewhere nearby.

Boomstick: He finds weapons on the ground more often than you can find change on a sidewalk.

“He’s got some incredible luck,” Rainbow said

Wiz: He can also use special equipment in the field. The overshield triples the strength of his armour's shields, and active camouflage will cover him in an aura of light bending energy, creating the illusion of invisibility.

“Now that’s something my men could use,” Shining said as he imagined his soldier’s with that kind of gear.

Boomstick: Plus the bubble shield is a portable force field that projects the Chief from all projectiles, though people and vehicles can pass right through. How the hell does that work?

“Almost sounds like your shield Shiny,” Twilight said getting a nod from her brother.

“Ya, but unlike that one mine prevents anything from getting in,” stated Shining Armor.

Special Equipment
Overshield
Active Camouflage
Radar Jammer
Regenerator
Deployable Cover
Power Drain
Bubble Shield

Wiz: But even THAT'S not the last of Master Chief's vast arsenal. When the elites allied themselves with the UNSC during the Human/Covenant War, the two sides traded some of their weaponry, giving John access to plasma pistols, plasma rifles, and the Type-51 carbines.

“He even has alien weapons?” Shining asked, feeling a little jealous that the Chief can use other worldly weapons.

Sangheili Weaponry
Type-25 Plasma Pistol
Type-25 Plasma Rifle
Type-51 Carbine

Boomstick: Not to mention my favourites, the sticky plasma grenade and the lethal energy sword.

“Oooh! I wasnt some of those grenades for work!” said an excited Pinkie Pie.

“Why would you need those to bake sugarcube?” asked a confused Applejack.

“Not for my first job silly but for my new job in the future!” she explained, getting even more confused looks from her friends before they all decided to not questioned it.

Type-1 Plasma Grenade
Kill Radius: 13 ft
Sticks to Targets

Wiz: The Type-1 Energy sword is one of the few weapons John has yet to master. It features two, four foot energy blades that can actually block bullets.

“The pegasus would use a sword like that easily,” Rainbow said, liking another sword like a lightsaber.

“Even unicorns can use them, darling,” Rarity said, knowing anypony could possibly use the sword.

Type-1 Energy Sword
Length: 4.15 ft
Weight: 5.2 lbs

Boomstick: Really? Man, that would've been useful in the games.

Wiz: The Master Chief has consistently proven to accomplish the impossible. He's an expert in combat strategy, can run 50 miles an hour, has defeated three entirely different armies multiple times, destroyed an entire covenant armada single handedly, and prevented galactic genocide.... TWICE.

“He defeated three armies?” Fluttershy asked, feeling small compared to the green armored man.

“Destroyed an armada single handedly? He’s a one man army,” Shining said, having a newfound respect for the Chief.

Boomstick: And one time he fell from orbit, holding on to nothing but a flimsy piece of metal, landing without a scratch, and was up kickin' alien ass just a few minutes later. Why? Because he can.

“So cool~!” Rainbow dash gushed as she found another person to look up to.

Background
Height: 7'0" [w/ armor]
Weight: 1,287 lbs [w/ armor]
UNSC Marines SPARTAN-II
Defeated 3 Armies
Destroyed Halo 04 & The Ark
Super Soldier
Top Speed: 50+ mph

Hood: Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?

Master Chief: Sir, finishing this fight.

“Oh my,” Rarity said, feeling a blush form on her face at the rough yet powerful voice.

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The group felt that the Master Chief deserved his title. Even Rainbow Dash said how cool he was while Shining felt the Chief was a true soldier. He wished someday he could protect his family and kingdom like the Chief did for his world.

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Doomguy
(*Cues: Doom - Main Theme*)

Boomstick: The original, ass-kicking, demon-slaying, first person badass, and one of my personal heroes: Doomguy!

“Oh dear…” Rarity said worryingly, scared at the thought of someone that Boomstick looks up to.

Background
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 230 lbs.
U.S. Space Marine Captain
Prefers a Run-&-Gun Strategy
Defeated Hell 5 times
Top Speed: 57 mph

Wiz: After disobeying his commanding officer, and beating him to death, Doomguy's career took a drastic turn when he was sent to the desolate moons of Mars, which so happened to house a magical gateway to the bloody bowels of Hell.

“What kind of soldier would kill his commanding officer?” Shining yelled, ready to rant when the box glowed and a crumpled piece of paper was thrown out.

Twilight grabbed the paper with her magic and uncrumpled it. Taking a moment to read what’s on the paper, she turned to her brother and said, “It says here that the commanding officer told Doomguy to kill innocent civilians.”

That caused Shining to calm down a little bit but was still a little angry at Doomguy, just a tiny bit. Fluttershy was slowly losing her fear for Doomguy when she heard that.

Boomstick: Mexico!

 

“I don’t know what that place is but it sounds like it has some really good food,” Pinkie said.

Wiz: (slow to respond) No.

Boomstick: And when Hell tried to kill everybody, Doomguy killed them back.

“How can you kill something that was already dead?” asked Twilight.

“Who cares, it’s awesome,” Rainbow said, feeling pumped.

Wiz: He wears the Mega armor, a shielding combat suit almost twice as strong as typical security armor and can endure dozens of normally fatal plasma blasts.

“Simple but effective.” Shining said.

Mega Armor
2x's stronger than regular armor
Non-Regenerating Energy Shields
Max Armor & Shield Charge is 200%

Boomstick: He carries a huge arsenal of murder machines, all at once!

“An advantage over the Chief,” Twilight said, knowing the Chief can only carry 2 weapons at a time.

Wiz: Using a backpack with experimental warp technology, Doomguy is able to hold all his weapons simultaneously.

“Sounds like Pinkie’s Hair,” deadpanned Rarity as she saw said mare Pull out a cupcake and eat it.

Boomstick: I'm pretty sure his pistol uses the same technology, since he never has to reload!

“It would be useful if i could get some crossbows that didn't need to reload,” pondered Shining Armor.

Boomstick: And when things get tight, his chainsaw will rip and tear through anybody! Rgggghhhh! Not the chainsaw! Yes the chainsaw! Rgggghhh! (pause) And his chain gun mows down everything in seconds.

While normally they would be disturbed at Boomstick’s murder fantasies, the group couldn't help at his over dramatic acting.

(*Cues: The Demons from Adrian's Pen (Orchestral) - Doom*)

Wiz: Oddly, the chaingun uses the same .5 mm ammo as the handgun, and is relatively ineffective against strong body armor.

“Sounds like it won’t do much damage to the chief's armor,” commented Spike, getting a few nods in Agreement.

Sidearms
Pistol (Ammo Capacity: 200 Bullets)
Chainsaw (A.K.A.: Great Communicator; gas powered)
Chain Gun (Ammo: 5mm, rate of fire: 525 rpm, Full-Auto Dispenses Accuracy)

Boomstick: Well, that's stupid. Luckily, Doomguy has his trusty pump-action shotgun! It holds sixteen shells and fires seven pellets a shot, with a spread range so ridiculous he doesn't even have to aim! But apparently one overpowered shottie isn't enough! So Doomguy got himself a super shotgun: a heavy double-barreled devastator that fires a huge spread of twenty pellets. Good luck dodging that!

“Huh for some reason everytime i hear the word shotgun i get the urge to punch some lazy fella who’s also orange.” said a confused Applejack.

Wiz: He also wields a plasma gun and a rapid fire rocket launcher that can hold fifty rockets at once.

“Who designs these things and where can I find him?” Shining and Twilight said at the same time. Shining wanted to get the guards outfitted with these things while Twilight wanted to know the inner workings of these weapons.

Standard Firearms
Shotgun (Pump Action; Spread: 7 Pellets)
Super Shotgun (Sawn off and break open, spread: 20 Pellets)
Plasma Gun
Rocket Launcher (Ammo Capacity: 50 Rockets, Rocket Speed: 40 mph)

Boomstick: What the hell! Who designs these things?

Wiz: But even that pales in comparison to Doomguy's ultimate weapon.

This caught the group's attention especially Twilight and her brother.

Boomstick: It's the king of cannons, the doomsday bazooka that lays waste to everything: It's the Big Fucking Gun 9000!

(Doomguy launches a giant green ball that explodes when it hits, Killing everything on screen.)

Everyone was awed by the destruction on the screen.

Wiz: The BFG fires enormous rounds of plasma. Upon impact the resulting detonation releases trace-rays across a wide varying blast radius. This ¨gun¨ is strong enough to annihilate the gargantuan Cyber-Demon in a mere two or three shots, and the unprecedented range of its splash damage ensures no-one is getting away unscathed.

BFG 9000
Plasma Blasts
Slow-Moving Projectile
Huge Blast Radius
Can be charged
Obliterates everything

Boomstick/Twilight/Shining: (moans with pleasure)

Wiz: Wait a second Boomstick, you're not going to believe this but the BFG is not Doomguy´s deadliest weapon.

“What, more?” Rarity said, unconvinced that Doomguy needs anymore weapons after that last display.

Boomstick: Yes! More!

“Ya give us more!” the two sibling said.

“Those two are acting like foals in a candy store,” Applejack muttered to the others as they snickered to themselves.

Wiz: Behold the Unmaker, a portable death ray that puts everything else to shame.

Boomstick/the siblings: Gimme! Gimme gimme gimme!

Wiz: There's just one catch. The Unmaker's beams are so powerful because they actually feed off the demonic energy of the target, so it's ineffective against anyone who isn't from Hell.

“Still worth it for Tartarus,” Shining said bouncing in his seat as Twilight did the same thing.

Unmaker
Laser Beams
Up to 3 simultaneous lasers
Paralyzes demons
Demon-Tech in origin
Feeds on Demonic Auras
Deadly only to the Demons of Hell

Boomstick: Dammit! Well, I guess it doesn't really matter when you already have a backpack full of things to kill people with. Give me the BFG any day.

“Agreed,” said Rainbow Dash.

(*Cues: The Imp’s Song - Doom*)

Wiz: Now Doomguy isn't exactly a super soldier, but his strength and speed are far greater than a normal man, due to the use of power ups.

Boomstick: The Berserker power up completely heals him and increases his strength ten full. And the Invincibility and Partial Invisibility power ups do, well, exactly what you think they would.

Power-Ups
Berserk
Megasphere
Radiation Shield
Light Amplification Visor
Partial Invisibility
Invulnerability

Wiz: Doomguy rarely relies on strategy, always preferring to mow down his enemies as fast as he can.

The two sibling had to frown at, feeling that Doomguy needed to put more thought into his actions.

Boomstick: It's more fun that way.

Wiz: He's defeated the armies of Hell five separate times. He even walked right knee-deep into Hell itself to avenge his pet rabbit Daisy.

“He fought through hell for his bunny?” Fluttershy said, seeing Doomguy in a new light. She felt she would do the same thing if anything happened to Angel Bunny.

He can run up to fifty-seven miles an hour, even outrunning his own rockets, and can spot invisible enemies.

“This guy’s a killing machine,” gasped out Applejack.

Boomstick: He's no normal man. He's Doomguy!

The group watches Doomguy punch some kind of cybernetic, demonic brain monster until it collapses and explodes.

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all. But first, a message for our sponsors, Squarespace.

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As the trailer played out, everyone was quick to form their team.

On team Chief: Twilight, Shining armor, Rarity, and Applejack.

And on team Doomguy: Rainbow Dash, Spike, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy.

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Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!

Death Battle
(*Cues: Blow Me Away - Breaking Benjamin*)

Doomguy is seen walking around the stage that has a warthog and a few crates while Doomguy is carrying a shotgun. Suddenly, Master Chief walks into the area with a loaded pistol.

“The atmosphere is so intense,” Rarity commented. Sweating from the intense staredown.

“Things are about to get load!” Spike cheered.

FIGHT!

(*Cues: Intermission from Doom - Doom*)

Master Chief pulls out an assault rifle and begins unloading on Doomguy, but it is doing no damage. A firefight erupts and Doomguy is rapidly switching through his weapons, shooting each time. Chief takes cover, but it is no use, as Doomguy pulls out his rocket launcher and rapidly shoots rockets at him.

“Master chief better get out of their!” Applejack yelled.

(*Cues: Halo - Rock Anthem For Saving The World*)

Chief over-dramatically dodges them all with somersaults and barrel rolls and grabs one of the soaring rockets. He chucks it back towards Doomguy, stunning him. While stunned, Chief grabs the Warthog and chucks it at Doomguy, revealing an Energy Sword and an invisibility power up. While Doomguy is trying to shoot the Warthog out of the air, Chief switches the assault rifle for the sword and goes invisible. Doomguy finally gets the Warthog downed, but he notices Chief is nowhere to be found.

“Did you see that!? He threw that thing at Doomguy!” Rainbow yelled in disbelief.

“And his luck really kicked in with the whole finding a weapon and power up,” Twilight added in.

(*Cues: Doom - Sign of Evil*)

He then pulls out his chaingun, jerks around, and begins to fire, revealing Chief, who is using the sword as a shield to dodge them. Doomguy, seeing how the Chaingun is doing nothing, pulls out the shotgun and blast Chief back into a crate, revealing an invincibility power up. Doomguy gets the power up while Chief uses a rocket launcher and sniper rifle to stop him, but no dice. The invincibly wears off and Doomguy fires his BFG, but out of the explosion is a plasma grenade. It sticks onto Doomguy's shoulder and blows him into bloody chunks.

“No!” cried Fluttershy as she saw Doomguy become a gory mess.

“There there Fluttershy, it’ll be ok,” Pinkie said soothingly.

(*Cues: This is the Hour - Halo 3*)

The smoke from the BFG round fades away and reveals an unscathed Master Chief, who used a bubble shield to stop the BFG round. Chief walks over to Doomguy's bloody chunks and teabags them.

The group gave a deadpanned look as the chief did the universal gaming sign of fuck you.

K.O.!

Results

Boomstick: It's about time we had a good old-fashioned gunfight!

“It was quite flashy i have to agree,” Rarity said.

“And loud,” whispered Fluttershy. Still sad about Doomguy’s death.

Wizard: Doomguy may have an enormously destructive arsenal, but, unfortunately, his weapons lack versatility.

“Sometimes power isn’t enough.” lectured Shining armor.

Boomstick: I hate to admit it, but Chief can take and dish out more punishment than Doomguy.

“Doomguy is still just a man with a lot of weapons while master Chief was modified to be a super soldier,” Spike Stated. Getting a proud smile from Twilight because of his analyzing skill.

Wizard: And while defeating Hell sounds awe-inspiring, Doomguy's enemies weren't that much different from Master Chief's.

“Ya they both fought things that were bigger and meaner than a human,” agreed Rainbow Dash.

Boomstick: This fight was nuts! (laughs)

“HA!” Pinkie Pie laughed as everyone groaned in frustration.

Wizard: The winner is the Master Chief.

END!

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Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle

Two mad scientist looking old men appear on screen before the screen goes black.

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Turning off the TV, Twilight turns towards her friends as her brother slid off the couch and onto his hooves.

“Gotta say, that was fun but I need to go,” Shining said, looking at Twilight. Before she could say anything, a bright light came from the box as Shining looked at it curiously. “Is that the box you told me about?”

“Yup, the box gives us some stuff after each episode,” Twilight said, walking over towards the box and opened it. Looking inside, Twilight saw a bunch of toys, shirts and a few sweatbands. There was even a plush toy that had a tag on it.

“So what did we get?” Rainbow asked, wanting to see what cool stuff they get this time.

“Some toys, shirts and sweatbands. There’s even something in here with Fluttershy’s name on it,” Twilight said, looking confused.

“So, what? Like a blanket or something?” Rainbow said, feeling a bit curious.

“No, I mean it literally has her name on it. A tag I mean,” Twilight said, levitating a plush toy of Doomguy towards Fluttershy.

Fluttershy looked at the plush curiously before taking it into her hooves. She quietly said, “Yay,” as she gives the plush a hug which then plays the Doomguy’s theme song.

The others split the stuff as Shining and Spike get a few figures and a Doom shirt in their sizes. Rainbow gets a Master Cheif shirt made for pegasus and some sweatbands that say “Rip and Tear” on them. Applejack got a mini replica of Doomguy’s Shotgun and Rarity had a statue of Master Chief in an epic pose. Everypony else got toys and shirts in their sizes.

“Well I need to go. Have to get back and see Cadance and Flurry Heart,” Shining said while giving Twilight a hug. He walks towards the door giving the girls a wave goodbye.

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As Shining Armor sat down in his seat in the royal crystal train, he couldn't help but think about the show he had just watched with his baby sister and her friends.

‘To think there are such powerful soldiers out there fighting in grand battles that makes the changeling invasion look like a schoolyard fight between kids,’ thought Shining Armor feeling like he was completely outmatched by some real soldiers.

'But' he thought, pulling out his journal and a quill, HE started to draw out some designs for new sets of armor that were based off the Chief’s. 'Doesn't mean I can’t learn from this,’ he thought as he continued working on his designs.

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CHAPTER END! NEXT TIME, EGGMAN VS DR. WILEY. Next Chapter: Eggman VS Wily. Estimated time remaining: 11 Hours, 16 Minutes

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