Applejack had managed to gather the others around the centre of the room, whilst she was convincing them to join in the game I set out a number of cushions for everyone to sit on. Everyone sat down on the cushions provided, they even managed to convince Night Chaser to join in however he refused to remove his armour. As they talked idly I entered the kitchen and selected glasses for everyone, even grabbing a couple of extra bottles of spirits for good measures. Upon my return everyone had mixed expressions to the number of drinks and glasses I held.

Pinkie jumped up, "Oh, what game are we gonna play? I've never played many drinking games." Pinkie suddenly stands on her hind legs and leans against me, her hoof waving over the others. "Me and you, Johnny. We will be the best party duo Ponyville has ever seen!"

"If you say so, Pinkie. Now sit back down and I'll explain the game." As Pinkie bounces back to her seat I take the last available seat which was positioned between Sunny and Applejack. "Have any of you heard of 'Never Have I Ever?'" Everyone shakes their heads." Well the point of the game is that one person says something which they have never done, anyone who has done what was said has to drink. You continue in a circle until the drinks run out or until nobody can have anymore to drink."

"Sounds interesting," Twilight says, "What's the purpose of this game?"

A giggle escapes Pinkies muzzle, "Oh, Twilight. Games don't need a purpose, they're supposed to be fun." Twilight just roles here eyes in response.

I pour everyone a drink of whisky and pass the glasses over. "The purpose is just to find out new things about each other. Kinda like a icebreaker, only more funny."

"Seems reasonable," Twilight replies, "Since you are familiar with that game I assume you will start us off?"

"I can do. We will go around to the left." I pause as I try to think of a question, this game usually starts dirty back home but I won't be the one who turns it to that kind of game tonight. "Never have I ever placed someones hand... or hoof, in warm water to see if they'd piss themselves as they slept."

Rainbow and Chaser both down their drinks, as soon as they rested their glasses back onto the floor I immediately leaned over and refilled their glasses. Pinkie tried to contain a chuckle but failed to hold it back.

Rainbow spoke up, "I wanted to see if it was true, it didn't work though." Everyone shifts their gaze to Sunny as they wait for her to take her turn.

Tapping a hoof to her jaw, a evil grin forms on her face as she looks to me. "This is an easy one, never have I ever played this game."

Scowling at her I take my glass and drain it of the liquid. "Okay, you get that one."

Chaser pipes up, "Never have I ever answered natures call in public." Having only just refilled my glass I'm made to once again drain it. Rarity doesn't look at all impressed with me, Chaser just cackles.

"John, Why would you do that in public?" Rarity asks.

"Hey it was four in the morning and the clubs had closed," I reply, "I needed to go, so I found a alley on the way home and relieved myself." Rainbow fell back laughing along with Chaser.

Once her laughing had subsided Rainbow sits up, "Okay, I've got one." Wiping a tear from her eye she scans the room, "Never have I ever bought sexy underwear and wore it for somepony else."

Rarity's face flushed crimson as she raised her glass and slowly emptied it of its contents. Sunny tries to hide her blush as she finishes her drink at a faster pace in the hope that nobody will see her.

Rarity placed her glass down, "Sometimes you have to treat a stallion after a special engagement." If you're all naked, is there much point?

We all paused, waiting for Fluttershy as she attempted to disappear from existence behind her hair, "Um.. Never have I ever caught two ponies... in the act."

Applejack, Twilight, Pinkie, Chaser and myself all drank. Catching William's with his missus at the new years party was not exactly a sight I wanted to see, although he isn't a 'pony' I consider it to be the same as 'person.' Twilight uses her magic to refill the glasses.

"Oh! Oh! My turn," Pinkie exclaims, "Never have I ever been with somepony more ten years older than me."

Sighing I raise my glass again, the regular drinking leaving my throat with a mildly numb sensation.

"Care to tell?" Sunny enquires, a smile evident on her face.

"Not particularly," Everyone just continues staring at me, Rarity refusing to take her turn till they got an answer, "Fine. Before leaving for my last tour I was drunk and came across an older woman at the bar, we spent the night together back at hers. I'm not going to go into detail with you all, I have to be far more drunk for that."

Applejack chuckles. "You seem to be the ladies man, ain't you?" I just shrug in response, checking on the circle I look to Rarity who is sitting alongside Pinkie.

"Right then," says Rarity, "Never have I ever slept with another stallion before the third date." Everyone apart from Fluttershy, Chaser and myself take a drink. Twilight seems to be the most embarrassed by this, her lavender coat turning a shade of scarlet. "Twilight? I never would have expected that sort of behaviour from yourself."

Twilight's blush intensifies, "Well it wasn't exactly like I planned it, it just happened."

"With who?" Asks Rarity, "I trust it was a gentlecolt you were in a relationship with."

"Not exactly, no. This was back when I was a student of Celestia's. One night when I was studying I had a few drinks with one of the guard and got carried away, we spent the night together." Well I never would have expected that from her. "Anyway, moving on from that. Never have I ever failed a test." A grin forms on her face but her blush remains.

Everyone's expression shifts to one boredom as they look to Twilight, the question was obviously just thrown out to get the attention off her. nonetheless myself, Rainbow, and Applejack all take a drink.

"Okay then, my turn," Tilting her stetson back Applejack runs a hoof over the rim of her glass, "Never have I ever kissed a mare."

Sunny, Rainbow, Chaser and myself all take a drink, once again I'm gonna consider 'mare' here to be the same as 'woman.' Everyone else seemed to get the impression that I was acting along those lines as well. As I pour another drink I notice that only a third of the bottle is left over. Everyone seems to be feeling some effects from the drinks.

"Never have I ever been caught having sex." The only ones who drink are Fluttershy and Chaser. Everyone is focused purely on Fluttershy.

Rarity is the first to regain her composure, "Fluttershy? It's hard to imagine you doing something like that," Fluttershy allows a squeak to escape from her lips. Her usual yellow coat changing to a deep crimson as she once again hides behind her hair.

"Let's move on shall we?" Leaning forward I refill her glass, "You've got nothing to worry about, Fluttershy. We won't say anything which we've discussed here." A smile curls up on her lips, her eye making an appearance through her long flowing mane.

"Moving on," Sunny interupts, "Never have I ever had sex in the shower," Downing my drink, I glance to see Rainbow and Fluttershy having their drinks as well. "John, is there anything you haven't done?"

"Well yeah, since I haven't drank on every one. When your stuck abroad for six month though, you need to find a release. You won't exactly get too much privacy to indulge yourself, so you make do with what you can get."

"By bucking in the shower? Not in your own room."

"Well the shower covers up some of the noise. And late at night not many others are going to be in the showers, having someone come to your quarters late at night is kind of suspicious." Wait, 'bucking?' Is that what they call fucking?

Chaser snorts, "And two people heading into the showers isn't suspicious?"

"Hey, don't question the logic," I reply. "Everyone has to use the showers. The male and female showers were right next to each other, so it would go unnoticed unless she was actually seen walking into the men's."

"Right, if you say so." Chaser ruffles his wings as he looks down to his breast plate. Moving his hooves he takes hold of some straps along his armour and unfastens them. Removing his armour the magical enchantment fades revealing a coat of midnight blue, his mane is jet black with grey outlines through the mane and tail. His cutie mark consists of a sword surrounded by numerous night stars. His jade eyes look back towards me, a scar evident over his left eye lid when he blinks. "Never have I ever been caught masturbating."

Surprisingly everyone else all take a drink, me and Chaser the only ones who don't seem to have been caught. A blush particularly stands out on Rainbows face when Applejack looks in her direction, Did Applejack catch her doing that?

Once everyone's had their drinks I'm only able to refill three glasses before the whisky runs out, the only other drinks I was able to find were vodka and scotch. Switching to the scotch I fill the rest of the glasses, may as well keep this party going.

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Over time the game died down, it was getting late by this point and many had left in their inebriated states for their own homes. Twilight had set up some cots in her room for us to sleep in while we stayed with her, she had already headed to bed along with Night Chaser leaving only myself and Sunny in our pissed states.

"So, John?" Sunny asks with her slurred speech, "How exactly did you end up here?"

"Fuck if I know, some shitty storm or some crap."

"Won't you miss your world?" Rolling on her side she continues to look up to me, a drained glass held between her hooves.

"Obviously, there's so many things in my world which you don't have here."

"Such as?"

"No cars, computers, internet, TV, movies -"

"-We have movies!" Sunny calls out interrupting me. "They have those 'movie theatres' which show some, they're pretty bad though."

"Exactly, no movies" -Sunny sticks her tongue out at me- "Most importantly I'm the only human here. That means I shall die alone. No girlfriend or wife, and no kids. Hell, I won't even be able to fuck."

"The buck are you talking about?" She tries to stand but falls forward onto her knees. "Of course you can."

"How? I'm the only human."

"You could always just buck with a Pony, or Griffin, or whatever floats your boat." Wait is she suggesting bestiality? Or would it be xenophilia here? Well they aren't unintelligent making them closer to human then animals so I guess it would be xenophilia

"The fuck... is that shit legal here?"

"It's not bestiality you idiot," Smiling she rises again and makes her way to where I'm sitting. Attempting to sit she falls next to me, her head resting against my arm. Holy shit is she coming onto me!? "Many consider sleeping with another species to be... exotic." Her voice turns sultry towards the end.

"I... I'm not exactly comfortable with that. It just seems... wrong." I can feel a bead of sweat trickling down my neck. Fuck, I'm feeling about as nervous as a guy about to see his first vagina.

Her eyes lock up onto mine, a relaxed smile on her muzzle, "Nopony is going to force you to do anything you don't want to do, John." Standing up she leans in close and places a gentle kiss on my cheek. As she steps back she stumbles but manages to regain her composure, turning she waddles to the stairs and cautiously makes her way up. Her tail occasionally flicks to the side revealing her sex to me, I know I shouldn't really look but curiosity got the better of me. "Night, John."

Once she's out of view my eyes break away from the stairs and focus on the last of my drink. She was just hitting on me! Tossing my drink back I finish off the last drops, all the alcohol I've had tonight is sure as hell gonna leave me with a nasty hangover in the morning. Standing I teeter hesitantly towards the stairs and make my way up ready to get some sleep.

I certainly wasn't expecting that tonight.