Author's Notes:

EVERYONE! there is NSFW in this chapter, just an fyi, it says where it starts and ends, so just be warned!

I was walking with Bob as I looked over the citizens from the Elder Oak, seeing if there was anything I was needed for while Rose went into trade negotiations with the Yaks of yakyakistan. I looked to Bob and chuckled “So, how did the date go with Jinx?”

Bob smiled happily “Great! We had a wonderful time, and at the end, I walked her home., felt weird walking between dimensions, kinda tingly.”

I nodded as I put my hands in my pockets, only to notice that I had the two tokens I had found earlier this week in them. “Huh, ok, guess now is as good a time as any.” I looked to the two tokens and shrugged, tossing them to the ground “Sam and silent person, I choose you!”

Bob looked at me funny as the gear rolled around on the ground for a second. The necklace hit the ground once and the portal opened, the gear… shot out of the window like a rocket. I looked back at the portal as a woman wearing a black/ dark blue trench coat, bikini top and shorts walked out with a katana on her back. She had black hair that was tied to two unkept pony tails, one longer than the other, pale skin and very, very blue eyes. For me and Bob we were looking at one part of her, one that I know for a fact that Rose has bigger. The girl looked over at us and waved.

I looked up from her (honestly massive for a humans) breasts and nodded “Hello. Do you know the person whose token is a gear? Their token broke my Wife's favorite window, and I plan to bill them for the damage.” I looked over to Bob, who was still staring, and smacked him upside the head. “Knock that off.”

The woman blinked at me and at Bob and started to move her hands a bit. I saw her make signs before stopping. She pulled out a notepad and wrote something on it and showed it to me.

“Do you know sign language?”

I nodded “I do, Bob doesn’t.”

Bob shrugged “I suck at learning alternate languages, although, I do know some very rude gestures.”

The woman looked at him and wrote something else down and showed it to him.

“I also know some rude gestures.” she said as she gave him the middle finger.

Bob smiled evilly. “Name a time and place.”

I looked to my brother before slugging him in the arm “Don’t make me lock you in the same room as Nip.”

Bob paled “But she hates me!”

I nodded “Exactly.”

The woman looked at us with a blank look before writing again. “So… who are you?”

I bowed politely “I am Greg, king of the Deer, Gremlins, Nefereldens, and now, the Sylvari.”

Bob smiled and puffed out his chest “I am Bob, brother to Greg, and incarnation of chaotic good.”

“Chaotic good?” she asked on paper.

Bob nodded “Yeah, Discord, or Eris in our world, is naturally Chaotic neutral. I am the embodiment of chaos devoted to the positive changes in life, basically, I am the antithesis of Loki.”

The lady made the ‘Ahh’ look as she wrote something down. “I know Eris, got punched in the face by Sam, it was funny.”

Bob was once again staring at her breasts, but he quickly snapped out of it “Wha? Sorry! Wait, who’s Sam?”

“My sister.” she wrote before writing some more. “Also I don’t mind you lookin, kinda used to it by now.”

Bob blushed and looked away “Still doesn’t make it okay.”

I nodded “Yeah, I kinda have to agree, not cool to stare at a woman's cleavage when you aren’t… well… lovers. And in the bedroom.”

Bob shook his head “Dude, I know that, I can HEAR you through the walls between our rooms, you and Rose get busy often.”

“Fun.” the lady wrote before looking at me. “If you ever want to make it more fun, give me a call.” she then winked at me.

I shook my head “Sorry, but I don’t mate with people I do not know well. Bob may like that though.”

Bob looked at me incredulously “Seriously? What, am I some sort of man whore?”

“No, I seen them, not fun, at least I don’t charge like they do.” she writes.

Bob looked to the lady before rubbing the back of his head “Ummm…. Would you like to? Like, as in make fun.”

I snickered “Smooth~”

“No, not right now.” she writes until she turned the page. “Names Roc btw.”

Bob nodded and smiled “Pretty name, for a pretty girl.”

I laughed “Yeah, pour on the charm now, after offering to screw and getting shot down.”

Bob then looked at me and gave me the stink eye “Really? Shouldn’t we be looking for her sister, before the citizens start noticing her?” Roc then got our attention as she counted down from five. When she hits zero there was a loud explosion.

“There she is.” she said. She smiles before hearing some yelling.

“WHO'S THE ASSHOLE WHO SUMMONED ME?!?!?” someone female yelled.

I slenderwalked to the site of the explosion only to find an absolute panic along the streets, no one was hurt, from what I could tell, but everyone was running to their houses and hiding right as I came in to observe. I saw another woman with tan skin, white hair, very orange eyes, wearing a tank top and jeans as she looked around. I also saw that her breasts were also big, not as big as Rose or Rocs but still.

Bob ran up next to me and whispered into my… place that an ear should be. “Should we tell her it was us?”

I nodded before slenderwalking to the woman and grabbing her before anything else could blow up “Now calm down! I already have to replace the window you broke, don’t make me have to fix the town square!”

“Who the living hell are you!” she yelled as she pulled away and glared at me. “Are you the one who summoned me?!? If you are then very bad timing you son of a-”

She was cut off by someone hitting her over the head. Roc looked down at her and shook her head.

I looked to Roc, then to her sister “If you were going to say Bitch, let me stop you there, my mother was a horrible person, and I cannot say that I did not cher when she died, but there are many more appropriate words than that to say in polite company. Especially considering that you were rude enough to assault my kingdom.”

The woman muttered something as Roc looked at me and wrote something. “Don’t mind her, she’s having a bit of a bad week… also I have to ask you something.”

Bob nodded “Yeah, bad weeks are common for our kind.”

I looked to Roc before smiling, making sure not to show my teeth this time. “Go ahead, I’m an open book.”

“Are you joking about the repairing part, because the window…” she turned around for a moment before looking back. “And the buildings are repairing themselves…”

I shook my head “No, I was serious, there is a fine for damaging public property here, even though it fixes itself. I don’t want to have the place worked too hard too often.”

The woman crossed her arms and muttered something and Roc moved her hand down and did signs in front of her.

“Fine fine, I’ll go help repair what I can…” she stood up and walked over, muttering under her breath.

Rose then runs toward us with the yaks of Yakyakistan, them being massive, burly guys, like, you’d think Hulk was their ancestor, because they share the same build and temperament. They were armed with massive hammers, axes, and gauntlets that looked strikingly similar to MMA gloves, except made of metal.

“They would be cool… if it wasn’t for the smell.” she said as she covered her nose. “x(“

I nodded while Bob snickered, Rose looked to us, then to Roc as she readied her bow “We had just finished the diplomatic meeting when we heard an explosion, what happened?”

Roc waved at her and wrote something but I stopped her.”We summoned some displaced, and one of them threw a tantrum, basically.”

Bob looked to Sam and snickered, her being none the wiser “Good thing she didn’t hear that.”

“I HEARD THAT!” Sam yelled. Roc chuckled a bit as she looked at Rose for a moment then at me.

“Who’s that?” she asked.

I smiled “This, is my beautiful wife and queen of the Faewood, Mother Birch Rose.”

Rose smiled and bowed, looking to Roc as she did so “And who might you be?”

“Roc, and the one who’s repairing your buildings and window is my sister, Sam.” Roc said.

Rose nodded and walked to Sam, holding out her hand “It is a pleasure to welcome you to the Faewood, I hope you enjoy your stay.”

“Please stay away from the builder who’s doing their job, the place is a no safe zone, please wear a hard hat.” Sam said without looking, as if she said it many times already.

I smiled as Rose shrugged and left her alone, taking her in my arms and kissing her tenderly “So, how goes getting our kingdom out there?”

Rose smiled and kissed my cheek “Great, my dearest one. We have already established trade routes with the Kirin empire, and Griffonstone, now that the Yakyakistanees are with us we just need to make contact with The Minotaur Council, and we will completely encapsulate Equestria.”

“What about the Diamond Dogs?” Roc asked.

Rose looked to Roc uncomfortably “We helped the Gremlins go to war with them. Their kingdom is no more, only packs and tribes scattered across the world remain.”

“Ahh… I see.” she said, not looking to worry about that. “I only asked because Sam, in our world, is the alpha of a pack of them, quite interesting really.”

I looked to her and whispered in her ear “You may want to tell her to avoid mentioning that, Diamond dogs enslaved the entire Gremlin race, our Gremlin master technician HATES them.”

“Gremlin race? You mean beings this tall and look like a goblin… ish.” she said as she did the gestures.

I nodded “Yeah, Gremlins...they have had a hard time of it.”

“Ic, well your gremlin friend seen them here, the ones back home… some have it rough.” she said.

I nodded and smiled “You know, I think Prax could do something to give you an easier way to speak, maybe a charm necklace?”

“And what? Lose the one interesting thing about me?” she said with a raised eyebrow.

Bob laughed “Trust me, there’s a lot more to you then the lack of a voice, even I can see that from just meeting you.”

“You have no idea.” she said with a wink.

I smiled and laughed as Bob blushed and turned away from her, trying to hide his...er… well, he had a boner. “So, Rose, you think we could have them over, introduce them to everyone?”

Rose smiled and nodded “That would be a good idea.”

“This is so annoying!” I heard Sam yell. I saw her looking at the building as it repairing itself. “Stop that!”

I looked to Sam and laughed “You know, you could just do other work, to get the cash to pay the fine.”

“Shut up!” she yelled as she went over and continued repairing..

“I understand the building but… the window?” Roc wrote.

I nodded “The entire place is made from the Elder Oak’s magic, the tree houses and lamps are made from cuttings from the tree. They are all connected, and the Elder Oak provides us with most of what we need, aside from weapons and armor.”

“Okay… but… the window.” she said.

I shrugged “Amber and sap from the tree.”

Rose then looked to Roc jealously “I wish I could wear clothes like that. Much easier to move in than these Oak be damned dresses.”

“Why not?” She wrote and shown to her and me.

I sighed “Well, for one, that’s too revealing for royalty, in the opinion of the royal council. And… she doesn’t get to go clothes shopping that often, that’s why I have been trying to get her to let me take over for a bit. Let her have a spa day or something. She just needs to blow off some steam.”

Rose smiled and kissed me on the cheek “That’s so sweet, but I really get all the relaxation I need when we go to bed~”

I blushed and rubbed the back of my head as Rose giggled. “O-okay.”

Roc wrote something down and ripped it out of her note pad and held onto it.

“DONE!” Sam yelled. I looked over and saw that the building was… not bad. It look much like a japanese shrine with hanging plants off the roof of the place. Sam looked over at a vine and fist bumped it.

I nodded and smiled “So I assume you two are displaced, may I ask what as?”

Bob nodded and smiled “I also would like to know.”

“Have ya heard of Black Rock Shooter?” Sam asked me. We shook our heads in unison. “Makes sense, anyway it’s a game that got a short anime for it, Roc here is the main girl Black Rock Shooter.”

Roc smiled at us. “And I’m someone called Strength.” Sam continued. “Well… we do not really look like them anymore but still.”

Bob nodded and smiled “So, what is it that Roc wrote down just a bit ago? If it’s something you want to ask us, go ahead and ask.”

I nodded in agreement as I held Roses hand “We are quite charitable, so if you need something, just ask.”

“Later” she said with her hands at me.

I shrugged and smiled before gesturing at the Elder Oak, the doors opening on their own “So, would you two like to meet everyone?”

“Sure.” Sam said. As she walked in I felt someone tap on my arm. I looked over and it was Roc handing me the note. I saw it was folded and has ‘For only you to look at’ on it.

I walked over to Bob and smiled “You escort Lady Roc inside, I have to take care of something.” I then slenderwalked to a private area and opened the note, wondering what the note said.

“I can help giving Rose a spa day. Y or N?”

I grinned and slenderwalked to her after circling the Y, and writing ‘name your price’, handing her the note and nodding. She took the note and read it. She looked at me and started to rip the note up and put them in her pocket before walking ahead. I saw her hands behind her back as she was talking to me with them.

“No price, being a friend.”

I smiled and decided to have a talk with Prax about making a gift for her as thanks. “Maybe… maybe she’d like manonic gun? She does have shooter in her title.”

I walked into the main room to see Prax… and he looks pissed.

“One more step and I’ll blast you to hell!” he yelled.

“Bring it!” Sam yelled back.

Prax pulled out a massive manonic weapon, looking like a plasma thrower from Fallout New Vegas, but with that manonic touch. Sam's hands and arms caught on fire. The flame grew until it showed that her hands and arms turned into that of a golem.

Prax fired a strange white burst of mana at the flames, causing them to solidify around her “You Diamond dog loving trash won’t take us! We have lost too many to your kind! You, who think just because we were new, that you had the right to take advantage of us! DIAMOND DOGS MUST DIE!”

“I have no idea what you're talking about but… EAT LEAD!” Sam yelled as she made her golem hand fire bullets like a machine gun at Prax.

Prax snarled as he slammed a metal rod into the ground, creating a magical force field around him, which took all the kinetic force from what hit it and added it to his projectiles. He fired ball after ball of frost elemental energy and froze her feet to the floor before taking out a small bomb and tossing it at her “EAT PLASMA, YOU BITCH!”

Sam stopped firing and grabbed the bomb and tossed it back. Flames came off of her feet as she charged at Prax.

Prax grabbed the bomb and bum rushed Sam as he pulled out and lit several of them. Before anything happened between the two something happened in a blur. All of his bombs and weapon were gone and Sam was on her back dazed. Roc was standing in the middle looking at the two of them with her note pad.

“You two done?” she wrote.

“Hey! He started it first!” Sam yelled.

I raised my hand “Actually, you kind of did, he smelled the Diamond dog on you, his people were enslaved to the Diamond dogs of this world for centuries.”

“Hey! It’s not my fault that I smell like them… Okay maybe it is but that’s just rude to hate me by smell.” she then crossed her arms. “Now I really don’t understand why they look up to you as their god?”

I looked to her curiously “Wait, you spoke with someone who reveres Prax as a god?”

“Spoke to someone? No, in the pack I’m in they all look at him as a god.” Sam said as she points her mechanized finger at him. “Not all Diamond dogs are slavers, some of them were slaves, and… food.”

Prax nodded in thought “I know that, but most Diamond dogs in this world hate me, want to make gremlin kind suffer for destroying their kingdom.” He then chuckled “Dogs must be mistaking immortality for godhood.”

“Well that’s neither here, nor there.” she said grumbling.

Prax sighed and held out a hand to Sam “Look, I’m sorry for jumping the gun, it’s just that we have had some hostile Diamond Dog packs traveling through the Faewood lately, it’s got the Gremlish on edge.”

“Ahh don’t worry about it, not like you can hurt me, well you can but I heal fast.” Sam said. She looks over at his hand. “Can’t shake hand, would break it.”

I smiled at the situation resolving itself as Prax looked to Sam and smiled “You know, I have a Golem that I’ve been working on, I think he’d like to meet you when he wakes up. Just a tune up.”

“What ever.” she said as she lays down on the ground. “Just going to lay here.”

Roc walked over to me as Rose went to see Sam's arms. She wrote something in her note book. “When you want me to give her the spa day?”

I smiled and signed to her four letters ‘A-S-A-P’

“She needs one that bad?”

I nodded and sighed ‘she has been using sex as a stress reliever every night. I’m worried that I’ll get her pregnant.’

“Ahh… well maybe you need one too then.” she wrotesaid.

I nodded and laughed ‘Yeah, good idea, I guess Prax and the rest of the council can take care of things for the rest of the day.’

Rose then looked to me and smiled “What ever are those strange gestures you are making? They look similar to the Silent Ones speech.”

Before I can answer Roc put a hand on me and I saw the world shift a bit. I looked around and saw that I was in a new place. A few moments later Roc and Rose were next to me.

“Sorry, had to move fast.” Roc signed.

I nodded and smiled at Rose “Welcome to your spa day, my love!”

Rose looked around to see we were in a dayspa of some sort. She blinked before someone came out. I saw that it was a woman with a kimono dress on and long white hair. Also she had fox ears and tail.

“Ahh, Roc, it’s so nice to see you again. Here for another spa day?” she asked. Roc nodded.

“Yes, also for these two as well. They Really need it.” she sighed. The woman nodded.

“Well, I guess that they want the full deal.” she said while looking at us. “Funny, never thought one of the faceless would show up but no matter, wait here for a few moments.” she turned and walked off.

I looked to her and gestured to the kitsune “So… what’s the full treatment? Mud bath and cucumber facial? Hot bath?”

Rose looked to Roc curiously “Excuse me, but… why didn’t you warn me? I thought you hurt my husband.”

Roc looked at her and did some jazz hands as if she was saying, ‘Surprise.’ She then looked over at me.

“Full treatment is a massage from head to toe, feet in water with fish, spa, and some other things that I can’t remember… I mostly come for a massage and spa.” she signed.

I nodded and waited for the kitsune woman, wondering idly if they would be so thorough as to massage my Wife head to toe, before blushing at the thought. Rose caught on to my blush and smiled before grabbing my hand and kissing it “What are you thinking about, my love?”

I didn’t say anything. I looked around until I saw a painting. With her in hand we walked over to it.

I smiled “It’s a beautiful piece, I wonder if it holds any significance to the establishment, or if it’s just for decoration…”

Rose smiled and giggled “What was it you say, ‘Nice save?’ I believe that is appropriate.”

“It’s for decoration mostly.” a voice said behind us. I turned to see the woman from before with some folded robes. “Here you are, these are yours to wear during your stay.”

I nodded “Where should we get dressed? Is there a dressing room?”

“Yes.” she said as she gestures two doorways, one with a blue sheet and the other pink. “You leave your clothes in baskets as you wear the robes.”

I nodded and headed in, the two girls going in and getting changed as I undressed, thankful that I had this new body just as I was every time I undressed, less having to explain away scars. Also the lady gave me an extra long robe for me. I looked around after putting my clothes in a basket and saw that there was another door out. I walked over to it before I had a feeling that I wasn’t alone here. I looked back to see my basket floating in the air and heading out of the room. “You know, before all this, I would've been freaked out by this…”

I saw a note float over to me. ‘You get full treatment, clothes get clean for you.’

I shrugged and walked out the door, only to find, to my surprise and embarrassment, it was a door to the woman's changing room, and they had just undressed. I blushed and tried to back out slowly, but I tripped over something with a loud crash. I looked up to see them staring at me.

“Smooth~.” Roc said.

I then, to my utter dismay, pitched a tent “Oh, fuck me!

Rose blushed a deep crimson red and licked her luscious lips before sitting on my chest with her naked butt “You wanted to sneak a peek, you should give us the same~” Before the two of us could do anything Roc came over, with robe on, and put some paper in front of us with writing on both sides.

“Not now or get thrown out of spa, later ;)” it said.

I flushed beet red before nodding and standing up as I picked up Rose and set her on the ground to get changed “I’ll go out the other door.”

“You do that sexy.” Roc said with a giggle before I walked out.

Later (NSFW!)

We returned to find that things were relatively unchanged since we left, except Bob had introduced Sam to Father Ash, Nip, and Fred. And I decided to treat my very relaxed wife to some cuddle time. We were snuggling together, just holding each other close and smiling, when there was a knock on the door. I went to the door, much to Roses dismay, and opened it. I saw Roc there.

“Sup.” she sighed.

I gestured to Rose and smiled “We were just cuddling, what’s wrong?”

Rose huffed “What’s wrong is that your butt is not in this bed.”

“Oh… is this cuddling time or…” she leaned in a bit more. “Sexy fun time?”

I blushed and stammered as my manhood erected to full mast. Roc saw this and pulled out her notebook and wrote something in it. She ripped it out and made a paper airplane and tossed it to Rose.

Rose smiled and opened the note as I stammerred in the doorway like a stiff, she read the note and smiled before nodding at Roc “That sounds lovely!”

I looked to Rose and began to panic, my footlong member twitching as I tried in vain to make it die down “What, what’s a good idea?”

Roc smirked at me and walked over to me as her hand slowly moved to my member and slowly rubbed it. She signed with her other hand something that I think was. “Sexy fun time.”

I backed up as a grunt of pleasure escaped my lips “u-ummm…. Okay, if-if you want to…” I began to remove my clothing, showing my snow chalk white skin and 12 inch long cock “Umm… who wants to start? I usually just do whatever Rose wants.”

Roc looked over at Rose as she pulls me over to the bed and pushing me down onto it. I looked up to see the two of them at the end of the bed as Roc wrote something and showed it to Rose. She blushed a bit and looked at me while smiling.

“It seems that Roc wants to… put on a show for you.” she said.

I nodded shakily and smiled “O-okay… sure, if you want, that is.” Roc nodded and turned Rose to face her and gave her a deep kiss. They continued to kiss as their hands explored the others body. After a few minutes they began to take each others clothes off.

I blushed even deeper as I longed to kiss them, hold them, basically touch them in any way as I strained myself to not move, knowing that if I did, the show would end. They broke off their kiss and looked down at each other and then at me. Roc slowly lowered herself down to Roses breasts and began to lick the nipple on one and grope the other with her hand, Rose moaned as she moved her hand to her breast, Roc moved her hand down to her pussy and started to play with it as she locked her lips on her breast.

I swear that if I could, I would ejaculate from sheer arousal, my cock was throbbing with need as I looked to them and began to instinctively stroke myself. After a few minutes they stop and looked over at me before climbing in bed.

“Like what you see?” Roc asked as she looked at my member closely.

I nodded eagerly and stammered out an ecstatic “Y-yes… let me put it in!” Rose looked happy at this but Roc stopped her.

“Ah ah ah, the show isn’t over yet, there’s a show and we have something special. I was told that you have some… likes.” she said as the two moved a bit closer.

I gulped as I looked into her eyes before licking my lips with my long, dexterous tongue. “Wh-what are those likes, exactly?”

The two looked at one another for a moment before moving on each side of my member. They moved closer and put it between both of their breasts and started to move up and down.

I moaned in pleasure as my member throbbed and ached in their cleavage as I was pleasured, pre escaping my tip and slicking down their breasts, making them feel even better. They went a bit faster as Roc’s jaw moved a bit as she leans in and give Rose another kiss for a moment before backing off. Roc looked at me and smiles.

“Ready for your… fun?” she signed.

I nodded ecstatically as my cock throbbed and twitched, eager to feel more of this euphoria. Roc nodded and pulled away from my member and helped Rose up and move her as she was now over my member.

“Now… I believe you want this right?” she asked. I nodded at her as it twitched. “Well, I can’t say it so ask her if she want’s it.”

I looked to Rose and smiled “D-do you want me inside? I… I haven’t taken any spells to reduce my virility, so…”

Rose smiled warmly and rubbed against my member with her vagina “I want you to paint my insides white, my love.”

Roc looked at me and smiled as she moved Rose down it, she slid down slowly as we moaned until she took it all in. Her face was red and she was panting at this. She began to grind her hips on me as she smiled.

I grunted and grabbed her rump as I licked her hips and kissed her all over, letting my lust take over as I thrust all the way into her, then pulled almost completely out, only to thrust back in. Our hips making a sweet sound as they slapped together as she went up and down on me.

“Hey, you want to see something good?” Roc asked me, signing in front of Rose's breasts.

I nodded as I looked at them, grunting and thrusting the only thing I could do at the moment.

“Well… there was one thing about that spa day that the two of you don’t know about and I knew that you would like it.” she sighed as she moved her hands onto Roses breasts and began playing with them. Rose moaned at this as she moved a bit faster on my member, as she did she began to moan louder as her breasts became… fuller? Roc played with them until she started to squeeze them, as she did white liquid came out of them as Roc smiled.

I gasped and realized that she was giving milk, quickly latching onto her right breast and drinking mouthful after mouthful of delicious opaque liquid. “Mmmm…. Mmmnnnn….”

Rose looked at this in shocked at first, before her eyes rolled up into her head as she moaned more. Roc moved out of the way as the two of us fell onto the bed as I started to rut her. Rose wrapped her arms and legs around me as she moaned in bliss.

I kept thrusting for what felt like a few seconds, before I thrust completely into her and filled her with semen “Ohhh... Rose… that was so good…” I then looked to Roc and smiled “Now it’s your turn, yes? I do believe you got very little pleasure so far.”

“Umm… I think I’ll pass due to reasons, besides she’s not done with you.” She said. I looked at her oddly as Rose pushed me back and she was on top of me again and thrusting her hips on me. I looked at Roc as she stood away from us oddly. “One thing about the treatment, it gives you a boost to your fun.”

I then noticed that I was still erect and ready for round two. I began to thrust into her a bit more as she thrust downwards. Roc began putting her clothes back on and smiled at us.

“Greg, quick question, are the two of you trying to get kids?” she asked.

I looked to Rose and then her vagina still dripping with my seed right as I released another load into her. “No, but I think we will.”

“Well… I think she wanted some, one of the things she had boost her chances on getting knocked up… so… have fun!” she said as she walked out of the door. I looked at the door before Rose started thrusting again.

The next day. END NSFW

I woke up in bed after a long night of fun. I rolled over and saw Rose laying beside me. She opened her eyes at me and smiled.

“Good morning.” she greeted.

I smiled and kissed her belly “How is my love this morning? I do think pregnancy suits you, however, I must ask you refrain from mating with any other eldritch abominations.”

“Oh I think I’m good with you.” she said. She moved her hand to her belly. “Boy, you did fill me last night, there’s no way that I’m not pregnant after that.”

I nodded happily “I just hope they aren’t too different from the other Deer, I’d hate for them to be bullied.” I then sighed “And I hope I’m a better parent than my dad…”

Rose leaned down and kissed my head. “You’ll be great my love, now I think we should get some food, I’m a bit hungry.”

Bob then shouted through the wall “I bet you are! Damn near couldn’t sleep last night!”

Rose chuckled at this. “I think we should get the walls soundproof.”

I nodded bashfully as Bob peered in through the doorway with a look of disappointment “You kids were way too crazy last night, I don’t know what you two had last night, but I WANT some!”

I slenderwalked to my brother, not even caring that I was still naked, and kicked him in the balls before pushing him out the door “No.”

I then turned to Rose and smiled “I think we should get dressed, hmm?”

Rose nodded and went to get dressed as I simply slenderwalked back into my clothes, ah, the perks of being a fourth dimensional being… Rose walked to the door, now dressed in a beautiful dress as always. “Let’s go, my love.”

We made our way to the dining hall to find Roc and Sam, eating quite energetically, as Father Ash was doing a diagnostics test, and Fred was holding a very powerful looking staff as he was talking to Nip.

Roc saw us and waved, Sam just continued eating her breakfast.

When Fred saw us, he smiled and ran over to us “Father Ash Greg, Mother Birch Rose! It is a pleasure to see you, I was just telling Nip here about this, the most treasured possession of my people, the Staff of our God-king Nefereldi!”

I looked to it curiously “What exactly makes this staff so precious?”

Fred beamed proudly “This staff was gifted to the children of Nefereldi as a means for their leaders to channel him, and call upon his power in battle, whoever uses this staff, if the blood of Nefereldi runs in their veins, can become a vestige of his great power!”

“Cool… so you become a giant glowy version of yourself?” Sam said without looking.

Fred looked to Sam in annoyance “In a manner of speaking, yes, we become strong like him, our bodies morph so that, for but a few moments, our power can be somewhere near his. I have no doubts that if you saw the majesty of this form, that you too would understand his greatness.”

Prax nodded “Yeah, Fred in that form is not to be messed with, pup. He outmatches me with my golem suit, and I am a force to be reckoned with in that.” He then mumbled “Though I have my doubts that thing is Fred.”

“Well~.” Sam said as she stood up and cracked her knuckles. “Now I want to see this.”

Fred looked to Sam with worry “Are you sure? Most of the time, I use the staff as a last resort for defending the city… I do not know if I am CAPABLE of holding back when like that…”

Father Ash laughed “Have you forgotten my magic already? I can heal any wound, if I cast it early enough.”

“Whatever, I’m itching for a fight, thought I may be look for those dogs but now you sound interesting.” Sam said. Roc rolled her eyes at her.

Fred sighed and looked to Father Ash “Cast away, but please, take us to where Nip cannot see, I would hate her to see me like that.”

Father Ash nodded and teleported them away, me sitting down to my meal as Rose smiled “She’s in for a good fight.”

I then looked to the side, where everyone seemed to be avoiding. And smiled “You can come out, Asriel.”

“I guess I need to work on my hiding magic.” Asriel said, smirking as he came out, in his child form.

I shrugged “Well, in your defence, it can’t be easy to hide such a massive energy signature.”

“It also doesn’t help I’ve gotten a couple more things to ‘upgrade’ since I last met you.” He said.

I smiled “Well, it’s good to see you nonetheless, my friend! Have you noticed anything new about my wife? Maybe a new glow to her?”

“Well, judging by the developing SOUL in her, she’s pregnant… congrats, by the way.” He said.

“Not my fault!” Roc signed at us.

I looked to her amusedly “And who exactly took us to that special spa? And who helped with the ‘Show’?

“You enjoyed it.” she said.

Bob sighed “How come he gets all the booty, when I am the one who has to hear him get it?”

I shrugged “Because I have more limbs with which to pleasure them?” I then let out my slendrils and waggled them suggestively.

Father Ash shook his head slowly “Why am I here for this, again?”

“To give Fred some sort of healing thing, I want to punch something.” Sam said. Roc again rolled her eyes again.

Father Ash looked to Asriel “Would you like to view the battle? I am fairly certain that the two of us viewing would not change the outcome.”

“Sure.” Asriel said, shrugging.

Father Ash nodded and began to cast the spell, making them disappear from my field of vision.

Fred POV

After Father Ash cast the spell, he sent us to a canyon that I recognized as the old mining operation that the Deer empire underwent, having abandoned it due to the mine itself drying up. I gripped my staff and began the transformation as my body began to change, musculature and hair growing all over my body as I grew to herculean sizes, my body now dwarfing Sam as wings tore out of my back and the regalia of Nefereldi now adorned me, my tail now much larger as I growled at Sam. My hands now cruel looking claws as I readied my staff and fired a bolt of electricity at her hands. The bolt hit her as it went through her body.

“Okay, that hurts… but not the same as Roc so,” her arms turned golem like as she grinned. “Bring it furry.”

I growled again and launched bolt after elemental bolt at her, each element taking different effects, the electricity arcing between her hands and scorching the metal right before a frost blast hit it, turning the metal brittle before I ran at her, my staff holstered to my back as I grabbed her hands and smashed them on the ground.

I made a grin that this was over before it began, that is before I got hit in the jaw by something that felt like a freight train. I staggered back as she charged at me, swinging to my left side. I blocked it but the force of it made me take a step back.

I grabbed her hand and bent it back before grabbing Sam by the head and slamming her +repeatedly into the ground as I roared, my hands engulfed in darkness as I tried to blind her with it, the dark energies eating at her flesh like acid as I threw her into a wall, throwing a fireball tinged with darkness at her.

Taking some breaths, I saw something jump out of the wall towards me, I knocked it away as I turned back to see a metal glowing fist coming at me.

“Meteor Mash Bitch!” Sam yelled as she hit me with a punch with the force of… well a meteor.

I growled and spit out some black, tar like substance, the substance in question a special defence of the Nefereldens. This substance clinged to Sam and began to grow, sticking to her as the substance expanded, sticking her legs together as I began clawing at her repeatedly. I saw some flames burst out of her a bit, I jumped back a bit as the flame caught the substance and exploded. I blinked at this and thought that she was insane, then I saw her walk out of the smoke with a mad grin.

“This is fun~.” she said as she charged at me and grabbed me. I began to break her hold as two things slammed into my face. I saw that she had two more golem arms that were punching me in the face. I broke free of her hold as she continued to charge, punching me with four arms.

I grabbed the two new arms and ripped them out before impaling her on my stinger and igniting it with fire magic. I then grabbed her and ripped her haphazardly off of my stinger and ripped off the other two arms. I took some breaths as the power of the staff left me, me falling to my knees in exhaustion. My wounds healed themselves due to Father Ash’s magic, I looked up to see a now ripped apart Sam as she laid there… not moving… did Father Ash cast his spell on her?

I ran to her side as I began to tear up “No, no no no no no! Wake up! I… I am sorry! I’m-”

I was interrupted by something hitting me. I got knocked to the ground, dazed, and looked up.

“HA! Beat ya!” Sam yelled as she pushed herself up and looked at her other half. “Hey! Why are you over there?”

I looked to her in horror “How in the name of Rosni the Elder are you still living?! Half of your body is not attached!”

“Well for one, the other half is over there.” she said as said half stood up and walked over to her. I watched as she put herself back together and stood up, stretching. “Now, you done? Because I can keep going.”

I heard clapping, turning to see Asriel there. “That was a good entertaining fight.” He said.

“Yeah it… Hey! Who the hell are you!?!?” Sam yelled.

“Asriel Dreemurr.” He said.Sam stared at him for a moment.

“You’re a talking goat.” she said bluntly.

“Ever hear of Undertale?” He asked.

“Yes, still… talking goat.” she said.

I looked to Sam and frowned “That is quite rude.” I then smiled at Asriel “How are you doing, sire? It is a pleasure to see you again.”

“I’ve been fine.” He said.

I then looked to father Ash and smiled warmly “My lord, we are ready to return, may you send us home?”

Father Ash nodded and teleported us back, though he forgot to bring one important detail… Sam's clothes.

Asriel saw this, covering his eyes with his paws.

Sam blinks and looks down.“Oh you son of a-” she sighed as flames appeared, making a red tank top and jeans appeared.

Bob covertly hid his camera while she was doing this, saving the picture for later.

Sam glared at Father Ashe as she went to sit by Roc, who was unfazed by everything.

I looked to Nip, who was running towards me with a smile on her face “Love! Happy to see!”

I looked to her happily “Don’t push yourself, my dear, you don’t want to hurt the baby!”

Nip slowed down and walked the rest of the way to me as she smiled and kissed me “Egg safe, in bedroom.”

Father Ash Greg smiled and walked over to me “You never told me you were to be a father! Mayhaps when they are born, we can set up a play date?”

I nodded happily as I sat down tiredly “I would quite like that.”

“Is it safe to look yet?” Asriel asked, still covering his face.

Greg smiled and laughed “Yes, it is safe, my friend.”

Rose smiled and tousled Asriel's hair “You are quite adorable like that, my friend.” Asriel blushed, it showing through his fur when he lowered his hands.

Rose picked him up and hugged him, unknowingly crushing him in her cleavage “Oh, you are so adorable!” This made his head red from embarrassment, him not moving. Rose held him for awhile before releasing him at my insistence, no need for Asriel to get too familiar with my queens chest...

“That is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to me yet.” He said, face still red.

Bob started mumbling under his breath “Lucky bastard…”