I woke up slowly then ,feeling the intense pain of a migraine coming on, and I groan and hold my head in my hands.

"Oh, Merde..." then I gasp and clasp my hand over my mouth, realizing that my voice is different, and notice that I'm wearing soft-feeling gloves on my hands.

"What the hell...?" I ignore my voice for a moment and look myself over and did a double-take. I was wearing a dress suit and pants (which I know I would NEVER be able to afford), some fancy shoes, and a tie all shaded with a light-red. Feeling my face, I find that I was wearing a mask, I pull off the mask and notice that the mask was similar to the one that the-

I hear someone groan behind me and I about jumped through the ceiling... wait... where even am I?

Actually, that doesn't matter at the moment because someone else is here with me and I do not know who. I look behind me and did another double-take, I see another 8 men around me and not just any men, the Team Fortress 2 mercs! I see the Heavy, the Scout, Pyro, Demoman, the Engineer, Soldier, the Medic, the Sniper... wait there's no... unless...

I pat down my suit and feel some stuff in the pockets on the inside of the suit, reach inside and pullout the Spy's Ambassador and stare at it for a bit...

"Am I-? But how-? Unless..." my eyes widen in realization and I smirk the Spy's signature grin.

"Well, the moment has passed, time to get to work." I say to no one in general. I then turn to look at the others and I can only wonder, 'Who are these other men?'

I walk over and decide to wake-up the Engineer since, logically, he's the only other character who is smart enough to NOT hit some random stranger who they probably have never met. I crouch down and shake him by his shoulder.

"Wakey wakey, bacon and eggs Texas style," I say hoping that would somehow help him wake-up.

"Rrrrr... alright, alright, I'm up, I'm..." he says and clasps his hand over his mouth, and looks himself over, much like I did. "What in Sam Hill...?"

I clear my throat and say, "Engineer?"

He took one look at me and he went slack-jawed, "...S-Spy?" He asks.

"But of course, another TF2 fan I presume?" I ask.

"You'd assume correctly there... pardner..." he says.

"Well let me introduce myself, I'm Alexander Hamilton," I say. When I hear no response, I look at him, and I see him looking back at me confused.

"Well that's gonna be a problem, 'cause that's MY name pardner," he says in response.

We stare at each other for I bit, until I had an idea.

"Well, how about we ask each other questions until we are either convinced that the other is not us or the other is ALSO us?" I ask.

"Was just about to recommend the same thing, pardner," he says.

"Ok so you are me..." says Engineer.

"And vise versa..." I finish.

"So, that would mean that the others are also us?" Engineer suggests.

"I wouldn't doubt."

We then walk over to the other seven mercs to wake them up and explain everything.

Well, that went about as well as expected with seven mercenaries from RED team that were all once one person and very complicated explanations regarding the here and now. But, hey can I complain? None of us died trying to wake the others so that's a bonus. We also helped Pyro out with his goggles and replaced them with Engie's spare goggles. We also checked out where we all were and found out we were in cave just on the edge of the Everfree Forest.

"Sae whit ur we gonnae dae noo lads?" Demoman asked.

"Now?" I say. "Now we are going to come up with a plan, before we get into trouble by-"

"Well that sounds fun and all," Scout says, "but I'm not just gonna sit around and wait for you guys to come up with a plan, so see ya!" He finishes and takes off.

"Charge!" shouts Soldier as he rocket jumps through the air.

"RRRAAAAAAA!!!" shouts Demo as he sticky- jumps through the air.

"Mmmmmmmrrrrrrrpppghhh!" Pyro shouts chasing after the others to stop them.

"You bloody idiots are all crazy," Sniper says chasing after them.

"Is team time doctor," Heavy says, with Medic trailing behind him.

Engineer and I facepalm then proceeded to chase after them, trying to get them to stop. After along while of running we were all tired, so tired we didn't notice the scenery around seemed a bit... chaotic. Suddenly there was a bright flash and next thing we know, we can't see and we can't move.

'What about me?' an annoyingly-familiar voice suddenly said seemingly into my mind.

'Oh no...' I thought.

'What's wrong? Do I sound weird? Well, of course I would, I mean we are talking telepathically... oh and by the way the name is Discord.' Discord said almost nearly as fast as Pinkie when she is excited.

'...Spy...' I say.

And then he never stopped talking for about 1000 years... literally...

Author's Notes:

Hey guys, from here on out POVs are as follows:

Zander: Medic
Aleksander: Heavy
Alexander: Soldier
Al: Scout
Alex: Engie (or Engineer)
Alasdair: Demoman
Sandy: Sniper
Alejandro: Pyro
Alexandre: Spy