Vinyl Scratch is the best DJ in Equestria, spinning whatever sounds come out of her head onto the platters in her playlist, mixing and remixing, un-and-ür-mixed. She's done with mixing music; she wants to mix with other ponies. But it seems like no matter what she does, everypony she brings close to show her sweet-side spits her out, like she's a sour candy they're already sick of.

And so Vinyl Scratch wonders;

is love perhaps the cure for the pain of life?

Huge thanks to jjbanton & skycraftdie for their unknowing gift of this beautiful cover art. Please support them and their work if you like this story, or support me on my Patreon. This story is a gift for my patrons as well, but also for two other people: Ormus Von Orbulon, a man i suspect is an alien angel come to guide me to heaven on earth, and my dear friend Robin, whom i love deeply and promised this story to many years ago. Here is your present, friend. i hope it finds you well. <3