Two bronies and BFFs travel to Equestria in search of their own best ponies. While things seem to go rather well at first, the two secretly non-ponies will encounter a competition they never counted on.

Will their secrets be revealed? Will their beloved ponies love them in return? And what the buck does that title mean? Read to find out!

NOTE: Sex is not included in this story. Some is implied, and the characters get rather affectionate with each other, but this is not, nor will it become, a clopfic. There are plenty of perverted jokes, though.