***Asphyxious pov in his workshop.***

After helping Palutena I then go back to sleep, after waking up I vaguely remember something about her having her babies or something? I was half asleep and panicking to much to care at the time. Looking back on it I was useless.

“This year has been crazy…” I said to myself, before working on my warjacks. I have been upgrading them for a while now. Mira likes to visit my den from time to time, she a sweet worm… thing. Twilight twins ran me ragged when she came over from Everblight world. Still enjoyed when they came over, Twiblight as she started calling herself had a field day when her other self came over.

“Maybe I’ll just read books today, what do you think?” I asked Seether. The warjack looked at me after I asked that. I sighed shaking my head hearing my warjacks simple reply. It was a mix between a purr and a growl, well it did have the soul of a big cat in side of it. “Maybe you’re right… I need some time off.”

I then had a thought, maybe I should make Ava and Palutena a warjack? That could be fun. After that I started to work on a few things, the more I thought about it. The more I tried to make the warjacks I’m working on, fit with Ava and Palutena style…

“Maybe I should work on my magic?” I said putting Seether armor back on. After all the crazy stuff that happened, I could do with a holiday. “Hmmmm, that’s something to think about.”

I went off to Palutena's temple to see if I can take a week off in her Equestria, it looked like she was starting to get some followers already. I could see some diamond dogs around, now where do I call her from? “I’ll just use her token. Hey Palutena you busy?” I asked after getting her token.

A long drawn out sigh greeted me, guess she had her hands full with the kids. “I wont be able to come over if you need help Ax, however if you promise not to break anything I guess you are welcome to come over.” Palutena replied and then after a pause “Oh and no scaring the foals with detachable limbs.”

I raised my brow at that, what makes her think I’d do something like that? I don’t do that to my own kids. “I’m cool with coming over and no worries, I don’t plan on having my limbs being removed.”

“Oh and while I remember no hitting on Galaxy-eyes prime photon dragon or me while in her presence. It won't end well for you,” Palutena added a hint of worry entering her voice. I was just confused, was this Galaxy eyes some kind of monster card?

“No worries I have my hands full back home with Twiblight and Twilight.” I replied waiting for the portal. I’ll have to be careful once I get there, but hey I was going there to chill out not start trouble.

[Palutena’s world]

Palutena paced around the portal room, waiting for Ax to appear for his visit. She hummed as eight foals floated in her magic or were carried in her arms. The portal room now directly connected to the font of worship a font of faith that Palutena created and could call upon if needed and allowed her to hear the prayers of her worshippers.

When Asphyxious walked out of the portal he was dressed oddly. He was wearing sun glasses, had a straw hat on and was in shorts. “Hi.” Asphyxious said with a small wave, he looked like he was ready to stay for a while. If the bag in hand was anything to go by.

“Haywaii is about three hundred KM off the east coast of Equestria, that a way,” Palutena deadpanned, while pointing east. Asphyxious laughed as he walked over.

“I don’t need sand and hot sun to have a good time.” He replied before noticing the foals. Asphyxious looked a little confused at that before just shrugging.

“Yes well try and keep it in your metaphorical pants while your here, especially around my foals, okay?” Palutena replied seriously.

“Look who’s talking, unlike you and Ava I can control myself.” Asphyxious said as he started to walk. “No worries I’ll behave, now where a good hotel?”

“Oh so you finally stopped being a tease around mother then?” Palutena smirked.

“I never said that.” Asphyxious replied with a grin.

“Yes, well one of these days Mom will trap you and you won’t escape and then all the frustration will be unleashed upon you. Anyways, follow me I will show you to the private library/lounge,” Palutena explained as she moved to leave the room, outside Asphyxious noticed two spiral staircases one leading up and the other leading down, he followed Palutena who was working her way up the staircase leading up.

“Is it just me or has this place gotten bigger?” Asphyxious asked as he followed her.

“My private rooms, the ones not open to the public are all apart of a pocket dimension which became a necessity once it became clear that I’d need more space for portals, books and bedrooms, like the Doctor’s Tardis,”

“Please tell me your rooms are not like Ava’s. Let just say… Well no need this is Ava we’re talking about.” Asphyxious asked looking a little worried.

“There isn’t a milking room or a sex dungeon,” Palutena deadpanned. He gave out a sigh in relief at that.

Palutena rolled her eyes and continued up until they reached the third landing and balcony which held the Library/Lounge. Palutena walked over to a set of recliner chairs and eight cots where she laid her foals down in. Palutena turned and looked over to Asphyxious who was gaping at her collection of books.

“So many…” He said looking at said books in awe. And then the poor soul noticed four Twilight’s all looking at him. Asphyxious looked back and gave them a little wave.

“Right there are four revive twilight’s in the library, one who was an alicorn princess who died from autoerotic asphyxiation.

Another was a demon Twilight that was Luna’s daughter and was killed and impaled on the palace walls.

The third one captain Nova Flare is the Twilight from survival is hell, not magic.

The fourth is a vampire twilight from a scarlet reverie displaced world.

Oh and I am not sure if you know but palutena impregnated dark magician dragoness,”

Asphyxious had a look of horror at that last part. “You slept with… pervy girl?” He asked.

“Yes and Dark magician watched,” Palutena added,

“...And she calls me the prevart.” Asphyxious said in a deadpan tone, as he noticed the twilight’s staring at him..

“And which ‘she’ do you refer to?” Palutena asked with a hint of danger in her voice informing the lich that he had better tread carefully.

“The dragon you slept with.” He replied simply.

“Those two just get off watching things, and really it was my fault for kissing her as a surprise gift, that escalated.”

“They do spy on other displaced.” Asphyxious added. “But why are the Twilight’s staring at me?”

“Because you’re a human, or DM or DMG has been spouting gossip about you,”

“So in others words making stuff up about me… Lovely. Well i mite as well go to my room now and unpack.” Asphyxious said before the goddess stopped him from leaving.

“Don’t just stand there girls come and introduce yourselves, and explain the staring,” Palutena ordered, they shivered slightly but complied,

“We watched a movie about you…”

“Called The Porn lord and his Horny Hoard…”

“Wow talk about an upgrade, I thought most mages hated to use something besides books or book based tech, oh you girls would cream yourselves if you knew the technology I had access to over a millenia ago.”

“Oh god… they watched the dvd F.A.U.S.T. made.” Asphyxious groaned with a hand over his face.

“Oh really, my tier mate made a DVD about you this should be hilarious!” Palutena chuckled

“This is hasmon jack’s F.A.U.S.T. we’re talking about, Sonya mum.” Asphyxious explained.

“She’s still a goddess yes? Then she is still my tier mate.”

“I’m going to lay down. Wait… What a tier mate?” He asked confused.

“A tier mate is a goddess or god on the same hierarchical scale, this scale is based on what aspects the god/goddess has, fundamental forces of the universe/multi-verse are tier one,” Palutena thought for a moment and continued to explain.

“At the top tier is Faust, Celestia and Luna's mother, and Cosmos, who is their father. Also myself, goddess of light, dark, order, chaos, harmony, wisdom and craftsmanship, and Discord, who is also god of chaos.

Tier two; Gaia or Viridi, mother of life and nature,Thanatos, god of death and destruction, and Hades, god and king of the Tartarus.

After them is tier three, being Celestia, goddess of the sun and day and Luna, goddess of the moon, stars and night.

Then tier four is Nightmare moon, goddess of nightmares, the king of the Griffins and God of storms Valfyre, the dragon lady, goddess of fire, lady Evyrfyre, the minotaur king Runehorn, God of earth and mountains. Princess Cadance goddess of love, the goddess Rin who isn't an official goddess of this world yet and my second mother, Avarice, goddess of fertility and sex. Did I miss anyone?” Palutena asked Celestia,

“Yes, Queen of the katians Bastet, goddess of Luck and stealth. Alabim, king of Saddle Arabia and horses, god of speed and endurance. Queen Abyssia, of the seaponies and sirens and goddess of the seas. And Nemesis, goddess of revenge, those are the only ones officially part of the pantheon here,” Celestia replied.

“So… kind of like me and Everblight?” Asphyxious asked, it was clear this was new to him.

“More or less, but generally less hostile. Well most of the time,” Palutena sighed as she remembered she had devoured Runehorn during her less than stable possessed state of mind, “Minotaurs do taste like beef by the way,” Palutena added absently.

“Follow me you don’t even know the way,” Palutena said shaking her head and as she went to leave through the door she turned to the captain, “Watch our foals Nova, I’ll be showing my friend to his guest room,” this caused Nova to nod and blush in embarrassment.

“So anything new since the last time I was here? I remember being half asleep through most of it.” Asphyxious asked as he walked with her.

“Last time you were here you were running around like a headless trollkin, related to a crazy hat wearing troll,”

Asphyxious stared at her for a moment. “How do you know about-wait, didn’t I ask you that last time?”

“I am an omnipotent goddess Ax,” Palutena explained exasperatedly. “Even if it is limited,” she muttered to herself.

“I’ll never understand women, gods/goddess and ponies.” Asphyxious said to himself.

“Gods aren’t much different from mortals, we think, feel and we make mistakes. We tend to have take a long outlook on things and our morality is different as it has to be,”

“Think mortal mind in a dragon body.” Asphyxious replied thinking about it. “Don’t mind me just thinking out loud.”

Palutena shakes her head as they reach a non descript oak door with iron hinges and a twisted ring handle. She pulled the door open, it creaked as it hadn’t moved much, Palutena pulled Asphyxious into the room. To the right of the room sat a king sized mahogany four poster bed with a generic burgundy curtain and canopy, and white duvet and cotton lace covered pillows, out in front of them was an open air balcony, to the left was a cubby kitchen and couch and TV, “The balcony is covered by a privacy screen enchantment no one will see you even if you decide to go au natural,” Palutena explained.

“Why do I feel like Ava had a hand in helping you make this room?” Asphyxious asked looking at the room. “It feels… Like she’s standing right here.”

“It’s your imagination, it was Rin’s minions who built it.” Palutena corrected Asphyxious. He didn’t seem to mind as he looked around. Asphyxious even looked under the bed just to make sure Ava wasn’t hiding somewhere.

Palutena rolled her eyes, “Ava is back home dealing with the problem’s I caused, when I annihilated the yak and altered the environment.”

“I remember that, I got my head shot off.” Asphyxious added rubbing at his neck. “I did not enjoy that… A little terrifying now that I think about it, no brain, no way to see or hear. Couldn’t even talk.”

“Yeah regenerating heads is not fun, took a fifty calibre anti-material rifle round to the thinking dome,” Palutena added conciliatorily.

“I’m okay, I’ll just take a nap for now.” Asphyxious said as he started to unpack. “Maybe go out and look for somewhere nice to eat.”

“There isn’t much to eat here outside of mortal food,”

“I like mortal food, if the alcohol strong enough to knock me out which I need now more than ever.” Asphyxious replied jokingly. That was a thought, how much alcohol did it take to get Asphyxious tipsy?

“As long as you don’t drink all of ponyville’s booze my poor subjects need it just dealing with me.”

“They don’t have anything strong enough to make me do that.” He added before looking at the door to the bathroom.

“Well they do have a strong whiskey, I may have had a hand in creating, ‘lumine dea est 'amore’ or love of the light goddess,”

“Cool, I’ll have to try a bottle.” Asphyxious replied. Palutena left the room while bidding Asphyxious good night.

Next morning, Asphyxious woke up with a long yawn before getting up and getting dressed. After that he went off to look for something to eat. After following his nose, he walked down a hall into a mess hall. The room was rather non-descript and spartan, there are four banquet tables, with two pushed together on either side of the room.

On the far end of the room was a long rectangular window leading into a kitchen, that was filled with ponies cooking food for the city guards. There was a line forming alongside the window and a wide assortment of meat, veg and other assorted foods were lined up, with ponies working the counter, each person in line had a tray with several compartments ready for food to be placed in them. Asphyxious noticed a large trolley that held the clean trays.

“Interesting.” Asphyxious said to himself as he walked over. “What do we have today?” He asked picking up one of the trays and got in line, he flinched as a ladle suddenly entered his vision and splattered mashed potatoes on his tray blinking as he was sprayed with it. Next up he got so carrots, sweetcorn and broccoli less violently this time and as he neared the end he got Trottingham puddings and several slices of lamb with mint sauce.

“Thanks you.” He said before taking a set.

Asphyxious left the line and looked over the tables and wasn’t sure where to sit, when a familiar rainbow maned mare waved him over to her table, where she sat alongside a mare he didn’t recognise with a blunted horn and butterfly wings. Her coat was pure white and her long mane and tail where a light shade of blue. She wore a simple robe and looked to be conversing with the Rainbow mare.

“Mind if I sit here?” He asked at the space on the table.

The Rainbow mare arched an eyebrow at the dragon, “I wouldn’t have waved you over if I didn’t want you to join us,” Rainbow Dash replied watching him, Asphyxious raised a brow when he took a set and started to eat.

“So what are your names?” Asphyxious asked as he continued to eat.

Rainbow Dash puffed up her chest with pride and pointed her right thumb to herself, “Captain Rainbow Danger Dash at your service,” she then pointed to the mare next to her who was retreating behind her mane meekly, “and this is Chrysanthemum,”

“Nice to meet you, I’m Asphyxious Hellbringer.” He replied smiling before Asphyxious went back to eating. “So is there anything fun to do around here? Or a nice place to relax?”

“Relax? You must be new here? This is Ponyville, the only chance we’d get to actually relax would be if Princess Palutena put up a great big shield around the city and even then we might not get to relax because she would only do that if the city was under threat, it’s a good thing the walls and the city was expanded with the farms encompassed in the walls our food, water and Alcohol supply are secure and self sustaining,” Rainbow explained waving a fork at Asphyxious.

“Is the alcohol strong?” Asphyxious asked leaning in with interest. The way his eye sparkled was like a man full of hope. “I need a drink strong enough to get me hammered. The closest I got was some stuff from Everblight world or drinking huge amounts of the stuff from Ava world.”

“Sorry, we don't have any sulfur brews. Only dragon in Ponyville is a baby. You could try making something from that Eridium stuff that's been spreading around like a pair of rabbits hopped up on Viagra.” Rainbow suggested, while Chrysanthemum blushed at the mental image.

Asphyxious just let out a long sigh. “That not a good idea, You’d more likely die from it then get drunk. And that just from trying to break it down, trying to turn it into a liquid is a whole another story.” He explained before looking off to one side. “Maybe I should just buy drinks from Ava and Everblight.”

“Palutena's mother?” Rainbow shuddered, “so. much. milk” she said absently when Chrysanthemum shook her to snap Rainbow out of it, “oh thanks Chrysanthemum.”

“So what do you do? Do you have any mates? I have noticed you around Palutena a few times.” Rainbow asked hoping to distract herself from a certain milk related trauma.

“Hmmm~ That takes me back, it tasted so good.” Asphyxious purred as he started to daydream. Before snapping out of it. “Oh yes, I have a hoard back home. Kind of went out of control before things calmed down. I’m getting married to Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and Twiblight just to name a few. As well as Chrysalis.” The dragon had a daydreaming look again after he said that.

Chrysanthemum’s eyes widened as her face turned from creamy white to scarlet crimson. Rainbow looked at her funnily as Asphyxious raised an eyebrow at her reaction, as the meek butterfly mare withdrew behind her mane.

“Why is she acting like fluttershy now?” Asphyxious asked, in confusion clearly not knowing what was going on. “By the way, why didn’t you react to that name? Did the invasion not happen here yet?” He asked Rainbow Dash.

“Oh Chrysanthemum has always been shy and introverted, she says she is here for redemption for a sin she committed but won't elaborate, and what invasion?” Rainbow asked having her interest piqued, she missed the shamed and crestfallen expression on Chrysanthemum.

“If it hasn’t happened yet I shouldn’t say, but I will ask Palu about it later.” Asphyxious replied as he ate some of the lamb.

“ask me what?” Palutena asked as she suddenly appeared behind Asphyxious causing him to jump, He looked back at her annoyed.

“Please don’t do that, I get flashbacks of Zecora jumping out at me when someone does that. And I was talking about the canterlot invasion, I didn’t know if you wanted the others to know about it. Seeing as it hasn’t happened yet.” He explained not noticing the look of dread from Chrysanthemum.

“Oh that?” Palutena replied disinterestedly glancing over to Chrysanthemum, “a changeling will try and invade Canterlot either on Princess Cadance's and Captain Shining Armor's wedding or mine and Celestia's though I'm more worried about her ruining our wedding and not so much about the foalnapping of my dearest Celestia or myself.” she continued in that disinterested fashion.

“Yeah, Queen-” Asphyxious didn’t get to finish as something large was stuffed into his jaws. He could not talk seeing as his mouth was now full. Asphyxious was now trying to free his mouth of the object from his jaws.

A partially transformed dragon hand held his mouth shut and the glare he received from Palutena told him enough.

“Well why didn't you say anything about it?” Rainbow asked rubbing her temples. “Because Dashie, you couldn't stop it from happening, changelings are shapeshifters and are masters of mimicry.” Palutena explained to the exasperated mare.

“Ouu Bow Mimoo Shulcans..” Asphyxious tried to say and failed.

Palutena’s glare hardened on Ax again and so she bid the Captain and Chrysanthemum good morning and dragged Asphyxious through a portal, when they returned to his room Palutena let go of his face and re-shifted her hand to an anthro one, “so want to tell me what that was all about?”

“I was just making small talk. Ouch…” Asphyxious replied rubbing his face. “Besides when I saw that changeling I thought the invasion already happened.”

“No it hasn't and she isn't a changeling anymore, that was mason/martial’s Chrysalis, she’s been exiled because she fused with yu-gi-oh monsters and wanting to be supreme leaders etc. Ad nauseum. So I reformed her both figuratively and physically. She seems happy enough crushing on Dash and living a simple priestess’ life atoning. For her crimes.”

“Wait what? Doesn't he like… Already control his Equestria or something and pissing off every grim reaper from other worlds?” Asphyxious asked sounding a little confused. “Unless this was him before he met me… Gods damnit the void give me a headache. Okay I get it now, don’t talk about the invasion.”

“No this was Chrysie from season six.”

“Yeah… I was displaced before I got to see season five.”

“Oh i’ll inform you then, starlight glimmer becomes Twilight's apprentice in friendship, she befriended Trixie of all ponies, eventually in the finale she was invited back to her town with trixie and noticed ponies were acting weird, turns out changelings struck again and were replacing everypony. Discord, starlight and Trixie find the changelings hive and a huge anti magic field and save the day, with a changeling called thorax who was spike’s friend. Eventually the changelings undergo a garish and frankly offensive to color theory transformation, leaving chrysalis about to be reformed, but instead she runs off and swears revenge against Starlight Glimmer.”

“Yeah… That hasn’t happened yet. The cryx got to Glimmer town before Twiblight and her friends showed up.” Asphyxious informed rubbing the back of his head. “Also never heard of Thorax ever and seeing as Chrysalis is living with me, along with her kids I don’t think that is likely to happen. Oddly enough I haven’t met Trixie yet… That makes me a little worried now. I hope the cryx didn’t get their claws on her.”

“Well I shouldn’t be thinking like that, I’m here to relax not worry about things outside of my control.” He said before walking to the door. “Say, know any good pubs around here?”

Palutena sighed, “Ax, you're not going to find anything here that’ll affect you, my whiskey tastes great but it's not going to knock you out.” Palutena paused thinking for a few moments, “hmmm, perhaps if I add magic to boost it?”

Palutena created a screen, that floated contained the recipe regarding her malt whisky, “add a hint of zap apples, sugar, honey and infused with a little harmony and light magic for that added kick.”

“Well while you’re doing that I’m going to have a walk around, later Palu.” Asphyxious said as he walked out the door. Once outside and out into ponyville Asphyxious spent most of the day seeing if there was any difference from this ponyville and the one back home. Most of it was the same, only for one or two things here or there.

Asphyxious had just had some cake from sugarcube corner. He then opened the door to leave only to be swarmed by ponies. Oh no, it was the paparazzi and they were swarming him with questions. Asphyxious didn’t know what to say or do, he pulled the old art of leg it! He teleported away. His first hiding place was Rarity shop, Asphyxious didn’t think anyone would find him there. He was sadly half right.

“Welcome to Carousel Boutique, where everything is chique, unique and magnifique. I am Rarity Belle the proprietress of this establishment,” Rarity welcomed with a smile, then frowned in thought, “Hmmn Idea!” Rarity exclaimed excitedly dragging Asphyxious into her workshop where she began to choose fabrics levitating each to check against his coloration. She smiled as she seemed to figure it out, suddenly out of nowhere his clothes were removed and replaced with a light blue bra and panties with a white lace trim and a tiny bow in the center before he could voice his confusion, he was wrapped in a under dress, then an elegant sky blue dress with a white corset, it had bunched up shoulders, the skirt had sky blue rounded panels on top of a white layer with the front cut out. The under dress was then given a ruffle down it's front where it was visible. The hem had a lace triangular border with large bows every so often. The collar was a triangle cut that would have revealed cleavage if he had any, the collar was ruffled and there was a large bow with an emerald in the center on the breast above the corset, the shoes were a pair of strappy heels matching the dress his arms were then covered by elbow length white silk gloves. Rarity had stepped back to observe her work but frowned again before another smile replaced it. She levitated a case of makeup and hair products and barber's tools, and stalked over to Asphyxious who was beginning to understand what she was planning, she began to cut and style his hair. She covered his horror stricken face with makeup.

Just as Rarity finished Asphyxious heard the doorbell go, “Ah Princess Palutena! What bring you to my humble business?”

“Hello Rarity, I am looking for a strange looking dragon,” she explained walking into the shop she spot Asphyxious, “oh my apologies for interrupting Miss. I was just looking for my friend, who seems to have wandered off. I’ll just get out of your mane, if you find him Rarity be sure to…. Wait that magical signature,” Palutena turned around and looked closer to the mare, who was making an effort at hiding her face, But Palutena saw it, and her grinned widely as she made her discovery, “Asphyxious?”

“Yeah,” came his defeated and muttered reply accompanied by a blush she was unsure was make up or embarrassment. Palutena pulled out her cellphone a gift from Celestia and took a picture with the camera, “oh Miss Asphyxious you shall make a fine bride for some mare or stallion one day,” Palutena commented with mirth as her grin became wider. Rarity looked at Palutena in confusion and so Palutena began to explain, “Rarity, Asphyxious is male.” Rarity's eyes widened in shock, as she blushed profusely.

“don’t worry Rarity, you didn’t know,” Palutena reassured as she smiled pleasantly, but the dangerously mischievous glint in Palutena's eyes unnerved the mare slightly. Palutena then conjured a bag of Platinum bits and handed them over to her as she pulled a reluctant Asphyxious behind her, Palutena sighed “would“ it help if i turned you female?”

“Wait you can do that?” Rarity asked with a shocked expression.

“Please remember who you're talking to Rarity, I am Light, Darkness, Order, Chaos and Harmony such a change is paltry party trick compared to what I am capable of,” Palutena offhandedly replied.

“Well… There no need for that because I can do this.” Asphyxious said before his body go up in blue flames, as a female dragoness stands in his place. “Well when I look at it this way, I do look kind of hot. I’m sure Revan will love this~” She said in a husky tone.

“I am surprised you never had any of your own womens clothes, anyway that cost me platinum so you and me are going on a girly day out.”

“I mostly just stick to what I know, I also only use this form for one of my hoard mates back home. But it is sometimes nice to be in this form, I can see why Ava stays in her female form most of the time.” Asphyxious replied as she moved her tail from side to side.

“Eh it's the same for me I just got comfortable and never switched back.” Palutena shrugged.

“Hold on what about your foals?” Asphyxious asked worriedly.

“oh the revive Twilight's and my daughter Twilight are all watching them.” Palutena reassured.

Meanwhile back at the temple, Twilight's were running around panting trying to capture the foals, Captain Nova was in the fetal position rocking back and forth in the corner muttering, “I am never having foals of my own.” Repeating it like a mantra as several alicorn fillies and two colts fly about and play with the aspects they received from their mothers.

“I am sure they're fine,” Palutena smiled with complete confidence in her little family.

“Why do I feel like ’s morethat's of a hazard then it should be?” Asphyxious asked as she was now trying on a dress. “Sorry Rarity but dresses are not my thing. Do you have anything like, maybe knee high shorts?”

Rarity looked aghast at the idea, “no, no, no a Lady must always wear a dress or failing that a cute skirt.”

“You forget, I’m still male under all this.” Asphyxious replied smiling.

“Why are you even trying to argue? Just get a skirt and a tank top or blouse.” Palutena twirled in place, “you know i love my dress but I could use a new one,” Palutena remarked, Rarity’s eyes sparkled and gave Palutena the best puppy dog pout she could. Palutena saw and rolled her eyes, “yes Rarity you can design me a set of lingerie(socks, stockings, bras and panties), Casual clothes as well as dresses both formal, casual. Including daring, with matching shoes and accessories.” Palutena replied as she was engulfed in measuring tapes. “Okay done, i shall get to work straight away!” Rarity left giggling.

“While she was doing that.” Asphyxious said as she put her old clothes. “What up with all the ponies asking me questions?”

“Paparazzi, we have TV as well as the internet somepony must have seen us together and informed them.” Palutena sighed.

“YOU HAVE TV!” Asphyxious screamed, before jumping around in joy. “Yes, yes,yes, yes,yes,yes!” He stopped jumping around and blushed after realizing what he just did.

“That TV in your room wasn't a prop or decoration you know.” Palutena deadpanned. “And are you sure you're not related to Twilight,” Palutena smirked

“Ummm, she is apart of my hoard back home.” Asphyxious explained as he coughed into his hand.

“who are we kidding ax the whole of your world is your horde you horny bitch,” Palutena ribbed Asphyxious playfully.

“Careful I do bite.” Asphyxious replied playfully. Before poking her tongue out at her.

“Rawr, careful I do absorb,” Palutena retorted playfully bumping Asphyxious with her right hip while poor Rarity dissolved into a puddle of embarrassment.

“Any way come with me, we have shopping to do and some spa work to be done, have you seen your claws they're a mess you need an emergency manipedi,” Palutena commented as she dragged Asphyxious out of the shop.

“What? My claws are fine.” Asphyxious defended, her protests go unheard as she was pulled away. “Although a hot tub does sound nice.”

Back at the temple, Twilight had called on Luna, for help.

“What hath mine sister and Palutena wrought upon the world!” Luna exclaimed melodramatically as eight foals were using her as a climbing frame.

Rose Quartz, flew up in front of her and booped Luna on the nose causing Luna to scrunch her muzzle up, which also made the foals giggle at her face. Luna's heart melted when she heard them and she then grabbed all of them in a hug, and then began to tear up,

“What's wrong Luna!?” Twilight asked her distraught marefriend.

“I want one too!” Luna wailed as Twilight paled. Captain Dash, who had just arrived in the room. Gave Twilight her condolences and rested a hoof on her shoulder.

“Well the water’s nice.” Asphyxious said as she relaxed in the water. “Although I wish they had the stone hammers that Ava spa had. That was really relaxing, Sorry Bulky but I have thick, and hard scale’s.”

Palutena rolled her eyes as she melted under aloes fingers, “you girls have really adapted well to the new forms, bravo!”

“Thank you Princess, we aim to please,” Aloe replied,

“You can go lower if you like.” Asphyxious added, making the other mare blush who was working on the dragoness back.

“No! Bad Asphyxious, no hitting on the staff, we’re here to relax not traumatise the mortals,” Palutena chided but muttered, “much.” Asphyxious giggled before playfully pokes her tongue back at her.

After their massage and more incorrigible flirting from Asphyxious, they were lead to a VIP steam room, “we’ll collect you in a couple of hours.” Aloe explained before hurrying away when she noticed blood and gore seeping off of Palutena and Asphyxious.

“Ahh that feels good,” Palutena sighed in relief.

“I don’t remember there being this much blood?” Asphyxious noted at the small puddle of gore around her. “I hope this isn’t my blight, shouldn't be seeing as I can control it now.”

Palutena looked over at the puddle, “it’s blood and gore.” She stated before leaning back.

“Weird…” Asphyxious replied before leaning back to. “But this is nice, kind of makes me miss Ava for some reason?” She noted before moving her tail to Palutena ready to poke her.

“honestly I don't get you and mom, your not dating and Ava seems to find you frustrating. Why do you care more than a friend would? I mean it's getting to the point where it seems like she's more an addiction for you.”

“She my friend, I want to keep it that way but. It’s hard to describe, it like we fit too well and I don’t want to ruin my friendship with her… Also she gave me blue balls for a while, that was more annoying then fun. She also stronger than I am, I guess that what I like the most about her. It make me feel safe and I don’t have to worry about going out of control. Or going power crazy.” Asphyxious tried to explain.

Palutena sighed, “How’s Rin been?”

“Mum? She’s been fine, she enjoys seeing my kids come over to play with there favorite nanny.” Asphyxious replied as she smiled.

“Perhaps I’ll visit with our Fillies,” Palutena mused with a finger to her chin.

“Oh god Trixie will go nuts.” Asphyxious start laughing after she said that.

“I worry how her Celestia will react, sure she knows I am lesing out with her alternate self but don't think she’d be ready for what is essentially her foals,” Palutena shrugged, the Doom marines Celestia broke down when she found out, I think it's because she was made barren or something.”

“Why not ask Ava for help? She can fix that just like that… Or you could ask jack once you get his token.” The dragoness replied as she moved over to Palutena. “I’m sleepy.”

“It’s not that simple, the Doom marines do not like accepting help or gifts, seriously I had to practically force one on them, then beat Murphy to shit because he tried to block me! A goddess! The nerve of that little man!” Palutena ranted

“Hmmmm, I’ll never understand all this crazy stuff.” She replied as she leans on Palutena. “Wake me in a few.” Asphyxious asked as she cuddles up to her.

Palutena shook her head ruefully at the dragoness.

Hours passed.

“Hmmmm~” Asphyxious purred as she hugged something warm and soft. “So comfy.”
Palutena rolled her eyes, when there was a knock on the sauna door. A familiar purple, dragoness called through the door, “Mom!” Theia called, “help!”

“Hmmm? Who the cutie?” Asphyxious asked as she wakes up, then blushes at where she was resting her head in Palutena chest. “S-sorry.” She apologized as she get off.

“That's Theia, my daughter used to be called Spike. You see Ponies misgendered her as a drake,” Palutena explained. Asphyxious nodded her head in understanding with the blush still on her face.

Raising an eyebrow she added, “the same Spike who is Twilight's assistant.”

“I know who Spike is, he’s my son back home.” Asphyxious replied trying not to stare at Palutena.

“so you are aware you just you just had incestuos thoughts then?” Palutena deadpanned.

“What?” Asphyxious asked in surprise. “N-no! No… I wasn’t thinking about that, I just forgot you was there before I woke up…” Palutena eyebrow rose skeptically but remained silent.

“What is the matter Theia?” Palutena asked choosing to ignore Theia's own blush.

“Oh!” She exclaimed, “You got to help! Aunt Luna is freaking out and having an emotional episode, Twilight asked her to help with the foals and then she devolved into tears and Twilight's and her revive clones have gone catatonic and Captain Rainbow Dash has devolved into laughing her flank off!”

“Oh by Dox! That's never a good thing.” Asphyxious spoke up facepalming at this. “Reminds me of the time my Luna found out they won’t be making a Mareio Kart three.”

“Why would that matter? Mareio kart eight is out here.”

“Can you sell me a copy?” Asphyxious asked. “My Luna would love that.”

“what platform?”

“Not sure… It looks like a ps2 but has a cartridge like a saga.” She explained before being interrupted by Theia’s voice.

“Mom help!!!” Theia exclaimed in panic, Palutena rolled her eyes. She lead the way out and paid the bill and left with Asphyxious and Theia following.

“Wow… This looks, kind of bad?” Asphyxious said looking on poking her head inside the doorway. “Should I wait out here?”

“Just hold on,” Palutena walked through the door the chaos reinvigorating her more than that spa visit had, “Luna? Twilight?” Palutena called not receiving any answers she made her way in, she found Captain Nova in the fetal position muttering to herself all the Twilight's were knocked out the foals climbing over them and a frozen pale Twilight stood over Luna who was now currently tied down to the floor crying and begging Twilight to let her impregnate her.

“Okay, let’s leave your mum deal with this. Want to go and play video games?” Asphyxious asked Theia.

Theia shrugged and followed the elder dragoness.

“Okay, what is going on here!?” Palutena demanded as Luna froze and paled with Twilight running behind her, “Mom help Luna wants to impregnate me while she was playing with the foals she started to cry and then exclaimed that she wanted one, then she started begging me to.. to let her impregnate me. What's wrong with her?” Twilight asked, sighing and rubbing her head.

She moved forward and untied Luna before pulling her up and then hugging her. Luna started sobbing again as Palutena comforted her.

“Twilight, Luna's biological clock is going off, it means that she wants foals of her own and her hormones will basically make her pursue having foals. It can happen at anytime in an adult mare's life, but it is usually triggered by an external factors, including exposure to foals. Sometimes even after they have had foals and those foals leave the metaphorical nest. Talk and discuss it with her but don't outright deny it as a possibility as you could lose her Twilight. It's a powerful driving force and it doesn't exactly leave room to be rational or patient.” Palutena explained as she continued to comfort Luna who had devolved in spluttered begging for Twilight not to leave her and for forgiveness.

Twilight took a step forward and then all but ran and embraced Luna reassuring her as Luna kept saying, “I’m sorry, don’t leave me.” As she sobbed.

Palutena sighed, “you can come in Asphyxious.” Palutena conjured a copy of Mareio kart 8 for each format, “ and here are those games.” She added. Only to find Asphyxious was gone, and so was Theia.

Palutena groaned, “what part of stay does that girl not understand!” Palutena groused. In the end she did find Asphyxious again, but not where she expected she would be.

“Yes, yes! Yesyesyesyes! NO!!!” Asphyxious screamed at the TV, as she and Theia were playing video games. “How are you so good at this!?” It was kind of entertaining, seeing Asphyxious losing her mind over something as simple as a game.

Palutena walked in with her arms crossed, “what part of stay here, did you misunderstand?”

“Ooooh! You're in trouble!” Theia taunted Ax,

“You are too young Lady, you heard me say it and didn't remind her,” Palutena chided her

“Now what have you two got to say for yourselves?” Palutena demanded.

“Ummm.” Asphyxious said as she looked back. “I didn’t want to be in the way and thought it be better to stay out of trouble? And we’re sorry?”

Palutena turned to Theia to hear her excuse, “sorry mom,” she said remorsefully as Palutena sighed.

“Well the problem is on its way to being fixed,”

“...Like to join us?” Asphyxious asked, holding up a controler.

Palutena rolled her eyes and grabbed the proffered controller, after a few hours of fun, Palutena ordered food to be sent to the royal dining hall and after they entered a banquet, they were joined by Luna and Twilight and the revive Twilight's. Celestia showed up shortly and took the high back chair next to Palutena's at the head of the table. Luna and Twilight at the other end.

One of the revive Twilight's gagged at the lovey dovey Luna. While Crescent flitted in and sat on Palutena's other side. A tail with a blade end reached out from under the table, before taking some food then retreating back under the table.

An hour passed as light conversion pervaded the dining hall, Twilight whispered in Luna's ear causing the older mare to blush and teleport out of the room with Twilight. As Celestia and Crescent leant against Palutena.

Asphyxious would pop out now and again to ask questions, before disappearing under the table again. One revive Twilight looked under there to find Asphyxious was hoarding food. The revive Twilights excused themselves leaving Ax, Celestia, Palutena and Crescent alone.

“This was fun.” Asphyxious said as she got out from under the table. “So what do we do now?”

“We don't do much after dinner, watch TV, read a book, snuggle.”

“Can I join you? Back at home I don’t get a lot of time to relax.” Asphyxious asked as she looked at Crescent. “I got my eye on you, hehehe get it?”

Crescent gave himself deadpan

As they made it to their private seventy inch plasma screen TV As they sat down, Celestia, Crescent and Palutena, removed their food and bra's Palutena summoned her foals handing them two each to them before pulling off Ax’s top and gave Harmony and Pandora to her, having to grab the fillies as they matched onto her nipples,

“I… Don’t know how to feel about this.” Asphyxious said with a blush.

“consider it practice or an experience,” Palutena said as Rose and Serenity latched onto her own.

“I’m not used to this…” She added looking down at the two fillies. “But they’re cute, so I’ll put up with it. But don’t expect me to do something like this again.”

Palutena smirked, “Oh once is enough and you’ll soon be begging your hoard to let you do it.”

“As long as it my hoard doing it, I’m fine with it.” Asphyxious replied smiling back at her. “Revan also loves this thing I do with my tail.”

“None of that tail talk, you. Just relax and watch TV,” Palutena chided.

This is just a crossover with Neokiva