Author's Notes:

Early chapter! (My break ends Wednesday, so watch for more updates!)

Okay... so there's two Pinkies now, and apparently, one of them is human... or at least, as human as a teenage girl with pink skin and hair who defies physics and reads minds can be.

"Let's see..." I thought aloud, my eyes darting between the two Pinkies, "what should I call the two of you?"

The two simultaneously shrugged. A knock sounded at my door, surprising the three of us. I opened said door, revealing the "amazon delivery guy", as I called him.

As soon as I took the box from his hands, he looked behind my shoulder, and saw the human Pinkie Pie holding the pony Pinkie in her arms.

"Eeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy, ya got a girlfriend now, didn'tcha?"

Obnoxious attitude aside, I shrugged, and closed the door.