Author's Notes:

So, if you're wondering why the author's notes are up top today, it's because I'm here to apologize. Apparently, a few people didn't like the crazy idea of genderswapped pony Anon eating a glass sandwich, and within a few hours of the chapter going up, this story dropped down to my third most popular.

To recap, I'm sorry if you didn't like my crazy horse words, but they're crazy
Crazy is universal.