The self-proclaimed "Chaos God" stood in the center of my room, deep in thought. I shuddered as I saw the beginnings of what I would probably call my end.

What would he do to me?

Turn me into a pony?

Genderswap?

Put glass in my sandwich?

All three at once?!

"Nope!"

I sighed in relief as Discord waved away my fears-- literally.

"But those are wonderful ideas. I may try them sometime."

Dashing for the door, I kept repeating, "Nope!"

"Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!"

I tumbled down the stairs yet again in attempt to escape my fate, landing face-first at the foot of Discord.

"Don't worry," he said slyly, "this'll work out for ya."

I furrowed my eyebrow. "What's gonna work?"

"You'll see..."

Author's Notes:

Short chapter (again)... I pretty much destroyed my stockpile of ideas from the rapid-releases.