Author's Notes:

Special thanks to our lovely society member, Axolu, who kindly helped with editing this chapter, as well as Chosen Heart who kindly provided more clocktails and mixers to the, well, mix.

Welcome to the Clocktower Society, where here we take safety very seriously. As such I’m afraid I must welcome you, with news of the bad variety too. To put it simply we don’t wish to affect anyone’s sobriety, so drinks of that nature are forbidden entirely. Unclouded judgement is necessary to consent, and here it’s those dangerous decisions we want to prevent.

We zebras regularly put our concoctions to the test, so trust a zebra when she says ‘sober sex is the best’.

I am not just saying that to rhyme. Honestly, not this time.

Now that this bad news you’ve withstood, it’s time to talk about: the good. Clocktower Society makes more than a mare’s /proper/ food.Clocktower Society has found yet another call, to supply you brews far better than alcohol.

Clever Zebras at the Laboratories have refined old recipes to design non-alcoholic proxies.They achieve many effects, plenty of fun, but without the inebriation or addiction. Clocktower bartenders can mix many a drink and now offer a whole menu full of cocktails for kink. So allow them a chance, let them tease your senses, for they are truly part of your Clocktower’s experiences.

The following concoctions and delights are common to all the Clocktower sites:

Mixers
The following are simple drinks that can be enjoyed as they are, or used as a material in the many cocktails served at our bars.

Fireglow
Liquid joy, a clear gold drink, that you are sure to enjoy, your mood’ll never sink. It has a strong, euphorically fiery weight, much like the whiskies it seeks to imitate.

Stampede
The colour of dark red berries, this is bottled lust, carrying a strong and tangy musk. It is smooth, warm, light and fine, much like brandy in design. But this drink is much more: it is in fact--as long as you believe in it--a potent aphrodisiac. (Maybe !) A glass can light the dullest tinders into a raging fire, and cause flash floods in the driest mare’s desire.

(For your safety and comfort, you need not beware, though you shall feel a tingle of arousal, your thoughts and judgement this does not impair.)

Starbright
Imagine every touch, every tickle, every hold. With this drink you’ll find them magnified manifold. Envision the slightest caress creating untold shivers. If you wish to writhe in delight, a sip of Starlight delivers. A clear silver fluid, with a refreshingly fierce taste, a vodka’s whisper with which anyone would find their senses graced.

Buck
With a bittersweet taste somewhere between lagers and waffle, this deep walnut-coloured drink is sexual prowess in a bottle.

Dash
Holding the energy and clarity of caffeine without the withdrawal of coffee, this drink is a ticklishly bubbly clear fluid, like frothy champagne, the colour of light toffee.

Boulder
Sometimes calm, sometimes indomitable with courage to match, such are those who have partaken of Boulder, or some similar batch. It is a dark liquid the colour of plum with the stout flavour of well-aged rum.

Serene
Deep and smooth like aged amaretto port, tense nerves this doth soothe and comfort.

Deeptight
The bite of gin and a taste to match, a queer draught deep and flavourful, that will tighten one’s snatch, yet oddly easen invasion oral, vaginal and anal.

Big Apple
A tall cold mug of apple cider, to give a kick to your provider. Fills a stallion with extra seed in his sack, for a filly (or colt) upon her back. Worry not mares of the hour, this will more than moisten your flower.

Gold Medal
Chew while you think, or let it be merely a garnish. A poultice tasting of blueberries and mint, your drink it will never tarnish. It improves stamina for a stallion’s member, by quenching arousal to an ember.

Clocktails
Ever should your thirst arouse, do visit our Clocktail lounges and browse, our signature drinks, mixed fresh and full, for a day or night that will never dull.

Pina Bourgeois
A decadent drink, both rich and fair, made from fireglow, Zebrican pineapples, and the fresh cream of a mare, yet smooth, fresh, a velvety creaminess beyond compare.

Screaming Orgasm
Juices from a mare, freshly squeezed, mixed with dash boulder, and a jasmine’s breeze, this drink certainly lives up to its namesake, drinking this refreshing draught would not be a mistake.

Sadist’s Delight
A cruel brew of starbright, stampede and deeptight, guaranteed to excite a sub’s appetite, a liquid promise of a long and torturous night.

Liquid Lust
A shot of starbright, stampede and seed, an invigorating brew to precede the deed.

Creamy Pussy
A mess of mare milk, fireglow and marecum-seed squeezed, from a mare freshly done the deed, a drink often mixed and enjoyed in its namesake deep.

Maretini
Fireglow, fresh marecum, stirred and shaken with boulder, oft in a still-screaming drink holder.

Aftercare
Boulder, Serene and honey milk tea, a perfect way to reward your devotee.

Hat Trick
Big Apple, Boulder, and a sugar for the rim, filled with crushed Dash on an eager whim. Long and hard, a drink to handle, to let you outlast the evening’s candle. Burn bright and long the drinker will, and collapse after a single spill

Cuddlebug
One part Fireglow for hearty cheer, one part Serene for calm veneer. Shake, then mix three parts marecum and strawberry, and serve in a bowl or dish without tarry. A blissful treat for your obedient pet, best enjoyed before a fireplace set.

Royal Wedding
A questionable mix, this next little fix. Royal Wedding is its name, of which a certain feu is to blame. Two parts Serene, one part Deeptight, and chilled with cubes of frozen Starbright. A drink for two to last the night. The Serene calms the nerves after a hard day, while Deeptight readies each one for the lay. Even better is the frozen Starbright, to aid the evening's mating rite. It melts slowly as you enjoy the drink, to replace the liquor as it shrinks. The final sip lights a blazing fire, to ride your stallion's raging Spire.