Eldritch abominations from outer space abduct an orange yokel. The country bumpkin is fine. The aliens are not.

Trigger Warning! This story contains:

- Applejack just telling the truth when asked.

- Space.

- A nutshot.

- Looting.

- Attempts to be funny.

- Celestia sneezing hard.

*Reached the top of the Feature Box! Nowhere else to go now but down!*